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?????? ??? ?????, ????? ?? ?????? ??????.

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1st for tmdmid
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First for the miracle of the universe :3
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>>27173712
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>>27173775
Who's that and why is she wearing a towel.
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>>27173796
Dunno, no clue.
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>>27173792
????? ????
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZKgIjaAIPc

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????? ?????
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what do I have to do to get a nice jewish bf?
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>>27174246
How is goyim supposed to run that through google translate?
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>>27174279
r u a grill

>>27174310
it's not really funny anyway
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>>27174325
I am a grill. I am ethnically jewish, but I want a nice conservative jewish bf, not an ambiguously gay liberal "culturally" jewish pne. I am having no luck meeting them actually, since I don't work in legal/business/marketing.
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>>27174395
Post pic?
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>>27174461
lol no
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>>27174395
>conservative
>not sex until marriage
dropped
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>>27173712
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>>27174525
Feet?
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>>27174395
TITS OR GTFO
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>>27174395
you know the rules
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>>27174603
and so do I
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>>27174770
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
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>>27174901
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
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>>27174963
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
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C-c-c-ombo b....
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>>27174538
>what is reading comprehension

I didn't say I was conservative, I said I wanted a traditionally-minded bf.
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Do Jews in Israel look down on gentiles?
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>>27174963
>>27175010
We're no strangers to dosh
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other goy

I just want to tell you how I'm shilling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna sell you out
Never gonna..
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>>27175232
not really
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>>27175232
Some extremists might, but they're assholes anyway.
Most people don't give a fuck.
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>>27175259
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>>27175183
i love this webm
the arab dude looks really handsome and brave though it's obviously fake because everyone knows arabs are cowards who ran away and surrendered everytime
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>>27175277
>>27175305
Interesting. How's daily life in Israel? I can't imagine living around enemies who want to destroy you.
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>>27175536
It's just small groups of extremists who wants us dead.
Life is pretty normal. It's a very small country, but it's just average 1st world country life with a bit of an emphasis on security and a lot of inner conflicts.
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Why is she so cute bros? ;___;
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>>27173712
>?????? ??? ?????, ????? ?? ?????? ??????.
>?? ????? ??????? ??????? ??? ??

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>>27173712
>dat pic

Mossad?
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>>27178181
It's iron dome, the prime minister and a bunch of officials.
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>>27178414
And CIA :^)
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>>27178414
I know. I was joking about the meme.nsbdf alequar
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allah suriya bashar w bass
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>>27178469
i c
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>>27178520
>tfw you will never ride the matzo car all over the shtetl
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>tfw no qt gf

i can't take it anymore
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>>27178830
It's your own fault, dumb merchant.
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>>27178971
/isr/ is a bully-free zone you fucking nigger.
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>>27178830
>tfw no Jewess gf

My grandparents will kill me if I marry a goy.
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>>27178971
how do i get gf, wise dane?
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>>27179102
Remove degeneracy from western countries with your control of the media.
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>>27179036
>tfw no jewess gf that forces you to be her goytoy
;__;
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>>27179036
Oy vey, kill you? Why?
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>>27179144
oh we're doing country roleplaying again xDD

>tfw not part of the conspiracy
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>>27179036

I know this feel.

It sucks how my sister can marry a goy no problem and just convert him after. It's not fair.
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>>27179144
I already issued a daily reminder to throw all leftists out of office and put them on trial for treason in the previous thread.

How many times do you want me to do it?
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>>27179167
Figuratively, but they want me to marry a jewess, they don't really care about anything else.
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>>27179036
My mother doesn't give a shit and my grandparents are dead.
Sadly jewish women here suck balls, they are annoying, hypocrital and act like sluts.
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>That sad feel when no Ethiopian Jewess gf

So, tell me Sephardis, are Ethiopian niggers or they have jobs and behave like normal humans?
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>>27179291
Why are they that strict? You guys religious?
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>>27179293
>Sadly jewish women here suck balls
>Suck balls
>Sadly
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>>27179218
>>tfw not part of the conspiracy
Don't you feel left out?
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>>27179379
Anon, I didn't mean that in a literal way.
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>>27179461
Yes, yes I do... all my life I had that weird feeling that everyone else knows something that I don't... maybe that's it
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>>27179036
Meanwhile, in another thread:
>oy vey, my grandparents were killed in the holocaust!
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>>27179377
Moderately, my paternal grandparents are the ones that care, my maternal ones don't really care.
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>>27179591
What?
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>>27179591
My grandma survived the holocaust, kek. She was rich as fuck before.
>mfw if Holocaust didn't happen I would be in Belgium at this moment
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>>27179655
>She was rich as fuck before.

Lel, mine still are.
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>>27179696
Obviously, they are Jews.
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>>27179696
Yeah, but your family wasn't pillaged and sent to concentration camps.
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>>27179696

>tfw my jewish uncle co-owns a private equity company and lets me drive his Bentley around
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>>27179722
cry more
>>27179724
>your family wasn't pillaged
Obviously not.
>sent to concentration camps.
They were, just not my grandparents.
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>>27179722
>tfw Jewish and poor

truly suffering
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>>27175380
>arab
>surrendering
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>>27175380
>everyone knows arabs are cowards who ran away and surrendered everytime
le 2006 face.jpeg
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>>27179761
Sieg heil
>>27179806
Lucky guy.
>mfw I can get German or Belgian passport
Being jew is lucking out.
>>27179825
I am middle class, but I still have some benefits, for example, easy way to find jobs, nepotism in my favor, etc.
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>>27179825
Can't you just ask Germany for some holohoax bucks or something? They can hardly say no.
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>>27179825
I hatched from a jew egg on a cold winter morning in Moscow. My family came here in the mid 90s as poor immigrants.

I know that feel.
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>>27179845
Algeria pls
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>>27179825
How?
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Jealousy runs strong within the goyim
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>>27179872
>Being jew is lucking out.
>impylygn

being jew is suffering.
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>>27179879
It isn't that simple, I don't about his grams but mine are all dead, I can't get holohoax money anymore.
I can get german passport though.
Austria here I come.
>>27179937
>Implying
Only if you give up on other people judgements, I had no problems being a jew for now, sure, there is the usual nazi around, if he gets insistent just go with a group of jews and beat him up, the usual here.
>>27179913
Germany pillaging your gramps family and stealing everything, that's why I'm not rich.
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>>27179879
>holohoax bucks
You only get those if you were actually in the camps, not you would know.
>>27179934
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>>27179937
>Being Israeli is suffering
FTFY
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What will Jews do in order to solve the Amish problem?
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>>27179937
>being jew is suffering.
why?
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>>27179982
Being Israeli is fucking awesome
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>>27179975
>mfw went to jew school and highschool
>every rich jew that wasn't holoaxed the shit out of them were cunts
>Separatism between Rich and middle/poor class jews
>Finish highschool
>Go to public university
>Everyone is a bro
Fucking jews man. Goys > most of the jews here.
Since I was a tower back in highschool they didn't get near me, but their passive aggressivity because I was middle/poor class was annoying. Still the 5 or 6 jewish friends I have are mostly from rich families, so not all of them are like that.
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>>27180064
pic not related, i guess

>>27180032
it just is...
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>>27179934
Indeed it does.
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>>27179913
Dad made good money but had a gambling problem

Mom leaves and remarries guy who converts but makes much less money who is unable to control the Jewish female desire to waste money on dumb shit
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>>27179975
>having real assets
>not rebasing your trading company in the UK right before the war

It's like you can't even be a proper Jew.
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>>27180018

Hmm, maybe we can introduce their exposure to chemicals like benzene and xylene in order to reduce their sperm count

Worked with the americans
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>>27180114
>Fucking jews man. Goys > most of the jews here.
iktf, here they're all either full SJW or glenn beck-tier hypocritical shills for Israel
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>>27180178
Blame my great gramps not me.
I have nothing to do with that. Right now I have my money in 3 different banks and different inversions, sue me. I'm still poor, at least I have a boypussy to fuck.
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>>27180225
>>27180225
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>>27180120
When you sin, you are conscious of sin.
When we sin, often we don't realize the sin.
Is suffering for you...
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>>27180268
Watches chinese cartoons AND a faggot. Who could've guessed?
Just kidding, you're ok :3

>>27180283
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>>27180243
>glenn beck-tier hypocritical shills for Israel
I really know that feel, there is this manlet fat neckbeard jew who is a nerd and thinks that 9fag is the cool shit, he also defend everything o f Israel, including the things they did wrong. I swear, those are the worst type.
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>>27180243
>sjw

Are these jews really a plague out there?
We pretty much decimated our left wing here.
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>>27180339
I would just tell him "at least I'm not a Jew, faggot".
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>>27180268
did they fugg? :DD

what anime
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>Goyim fighting on Jewish clay
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I'm going to sleep guys I'm just so sad

Hope you stop being such faggots in the meanwhile
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>>27177267
sounds like a babushka
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>>27180338
I fuck anything that is cute, the only boypussy I touch is from that guy who is slender and has smooth skin. Like a tomboy.
>>27180357
>Are these jews really a plague out there?
My younger sister dated one of them, I swear I was about to beat him until she broke with him, thanks god.
Leftism is horrible here, fucking jews. What is more, the minister in charge of international relations of Uruguay is a jew, and he is pro gaza, pro palestine and wants to bring syrian refugees.
>>27180375
I am a jew though.
>>27180409
Nope, it was edited.
Anime is chuunibiyou and something something.
>>27180425
Night man.
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>>27180357
>Are these jews really a plague out there?

Not really, contrary to what /int/ and /pol/ think they don't really have that much influence and more often followers than leaders.

The Israel shills are far more annoying to be honest.
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>>27180474
>Israel shills

What are they all about?
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>>27177267
What other [good] Israeli songs do you like, friend?
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>>27180520
Songs in hebrew, or made by israelis?

>>27180431
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>>27180516
The usual, Israel never does anything wrong, illegally making houses in occupied territories is fine, kill palestinians, etc etc.
The usual pothead.
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>>27180643
Yeah I occupy their land
But I am not going anywhere.
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>>27180516
They're basically embody every Jewish stereotype /int/ has except for the degeneracy part.

They're very hypocritical

http://www.timesofisrael.com/nationalism-runs-rampant-in-world-cup-germany/
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>>27180643
>occupied territories

Egypt and Jordan can come and claim their land back any day of the week, we shall happily oblige.
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>>27173712

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>>27180733
I never said that you should leave,I said that I'm against making more establishment in occupied territories, the damage is already done.
>>27180782
Tippity top kek
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>>27173712

What you're doing in Gaza is terrible and I hope everysingle one of you suffer greatly because of it.
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>>27180843
Thanks you dad, this is all your fault anyway.
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>>27180733
Is the promised land
You are meant to live there
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>>27180782
>Stefan Kunath
top lel
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>>27180643
>The usual, Israel never does anything wrong, illegally making houses in occupied territories is fine, kill palestinians, etc etc.

Mentioning this makes them very defensive.

>>27180806
ebin

>>27180843
They're just gonna call you achmed, why even try?
>>27180915
What's so funny?
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>>27180782
That's just more Tumblr tier anti-nationalist garbage. What does that have to do with Israel?
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>>27180894

>Grant independence and free will
>Problems 70 years later somehow our fault

lel.
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>>27180843

Hamas brought it upon themselves.

They promised to make palestine the singapoor of the middle east. Instead with their frivolous spending on AKs and bottle rockets they've just made it poor.
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>>27180812
Hello :3
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? /jidf/ ????
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>>27180964

>They promised to make palestine the singapoor of the middle east

How can they do that when you impose the strictest sanctions possible on them?
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>>27180943
>“Many Germans use the World Cup as [an] outlet to show their suppressed nationalistic feelings. This why soccer is not solely about soccer, but the regaining of German pride after Auschwitz…”
Oy vey germans should still feel bad about the holohoax.

>“I think I will watch the game and I hope to see them losing 7:1 for Argentina,”
He hates his own country?
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>>27180943
Yeah I know, I like how they drop their spaghetti later.
>>27180960
>70 years later
The problem started the instant we were given that land.
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>>27180995

my favorite alander. how goes life?
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>>27180958
>>27180958
>That's just more Tumblr tier anti-nationalist garbage.

Anti-nationalism =/= SJW

>What does that have to do with Israel?
thetimesofisrael.com
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>>27181016
He's probably antifa.
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>>27181017

>The problem started the instant you let us free

Maybe we should bring back the Empire.
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>>27181004
Massive amounts of aid go through.

And they can relieve the sanctions by, you know, not shooting.
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>>27181004

You probably blame Africa's shittines on british imperialism as well, correct?
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>>27181004
>How can they do that when you impose the strictest sanctions possible on them?
You know that they depend on Israel because they arab brothers don't want to take care of them right? if they stopped fucking throwing rockets they wouldn't get those sanctions anyway.
Why don't you ask why Egypt or Jordan are taking that piece of shit land?
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>>27181028
Up and down. Had some anxiety attack or some shit yesterday, today is quite good though if it wasn't for this heatwave.
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>>27181077
In many ways they did.
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>>27181046
You couldn't anyway because your colonies are currently better than you are. So yeah, British empire is dead forever.
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>>27181004
>How can they do that when you impose the strictest sanctions possible on them?

How can we not impose sanctions when they publicly state that they are going to jihad us, given the opportunity?
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>>27181030
Who publishes this site btw?
I was not aware of its existence until I saw this very article posted on /sp/.
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>>27175183
this is pretty accurate
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>>27173712
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>>27181125

By providing them with the technological progress they could never conjure up in their centuries of living in literal mud?
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>>27181169
>Who publishes this site btw?
A jew in Israel most likely.
>I was not aware of its existence until I saw this very article posted on /sp/.
Because why would you read israeli news in English when you can in Hebrew?
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>>27181169
Why do you want to know? It's one of those jew shills guys, I usually try to avoid those because they give me aids.
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>>27180643
They said I need to get out and I'm not getting out.
You know the people who actually got rekt.
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>>27181121

>heat wave
>in aland

almost seems like an oxymoron.
I've been meaning to ask btw, what IS your job?
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>>27181121
>Åland
>heat wave

How hot are we talking?
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>>27181121
>Heat wave
>aland
It's like seeing snow in the sahara
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>>27181222
Jerusalem post is English only and I'm aware of it.

Nice trips.
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>>27179320
Some are niggers, but at least they're the kind of niggers who try to better themselves and get good education and not just waste their life in an urban ghetto
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>>27181169
>Who publishes this site btw?timesofisrael.com/about/

>>27181275
>>27181254
~24-25C
No bully pls, we aren't used to temperatures up here.
>>27181250
IT-technician for a moderately small company here. Some support, mostly just keeping the network up, keeping servers running, installing machines/switches/dataracks etc.
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>>27181379

>24-25 centigrade

I'd KILL for those temperatures, m8. It's so hot I have to leave the air conditioner on in my room 24/7 like some kind of fucking reverse incubator.

That's a neat job, m8. Puts mammi on the table, right?
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>>27181379
>24C
That's considered the perfect temperature here. But well, it's understandable there.
For us 15C is already cold. Average temperature is 18C
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>>27181446
Only mämmi for easter mate. Just a summer employment, back to school in the autumn.
>>27181468
10-15 is comfy temperatures.
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>>27181536
Looks like shit, I hope it's chocolate.
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>>27181548
>Mämmi is made of water, rye flour, and powdered malted rye, seasoned with dark molasses, salt, and dried powdered Seville orange zest. The mixture is then allowed to go through a slow natural sweetening process before being baked in an oven until set.
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>>27181598
Better than expected, usually Finnish cuisine has a really bad appearence.
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>>27181635
Really.... unique taste. Have to be eaten with cream and sugar.
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>>27181536

orly? what'cha learning?
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>>27181694
I think something with the pron trade
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>>27181770

>trading pron

what is this? 1992?
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>>27181807
Sorry, fishing prawn.
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>>27181694
Programming, mostly. No bullying my code, barely started learning.
>>27181770
>pron trade
w-what?
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???? ?? ??
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>>27181906

b-b-but that's not kosher...
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Stop bully Palestine
Its like watching someone beat a retard
Sure he's spitting wads at you through a straw but that doesn't mean you should retaliate by breaking his nose
He can't help it
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>>27181944
>forgot picture

>>27181906
No prawns here. That's Norway I think.
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>>27181954

?? ?? ????? ???? ????, ??????
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>>27181954
>??? ?? ???? ???? ?? ???????
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>>27181958
Pig's not kosher, yo mamma isn't kosher.
But I paid my babba sababa and he interprets the scriptures in a way that fits me.
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>>27181998
?????. ???? ??'?? ?????? ?? ???
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>>27181990

>not python

wot a plen
>>
>>27181954
>>27182003
>>27182052
Do Mizhari women actually look like this?
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>>27182062
Just following the courses in school. I don't really want to be a programmer. I like more what I'm doing at the summeremployment. Managing networks and servers.
>>27182096
Some probably.
>>
>>27182003
cannot unsee

>>27182096
yes TT^TT
>>
>>27182096
Those are the best mizrahis you can find.
>>
>>27182052
?????? ????? ?? ?? ?????? ?? ???
>>
Do normal Israelis feel bad about what's happening in Gaza, or are you too angry at Palestinians to feel bad for them?
>>
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>>27182240
????? ?? ???????? ???? ???? ?? ???? ???? ????? ??
>>
>>27182052

?? ????? ???? ??? ??? ?? ??? ????....
>>
>>27181468
>tanned pokesluts

Yes.
>>
>>27182016

muh momma is kosher as fuck, muh daddy is not so much....
>>
>>27182352
Tanned characters are best characters.
>>
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>????"?
>??? ?? ????? ?????? ?? ??'??
>???? ??? ?? ??? ????

?????? ????
isra.anon
isra.anon
isra.anon
>>
shalom all of my JEWISH friends

don't care what these muslim lovers say

but i hope you kill all muslims

i stand next to you my jewish friends in killing these kebabs
>>
>>27182362
But the rest still applies.
My babba sababa makes pig kosher
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>>27182326
??, ???? ???? ???? ?? ????? ?? ???? ???
>>
>>27182052
Whu do you keep posting this foul creature?
>>
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>>27182406
Based Serb-Macedonia.
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>>27182501
Im not serbian

we have more problem and with kebabs than any balkan nation
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>>27182499
Post cats?
>>
>>27182410

??????, ?? ?????? ????!
>>
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>>27182499
??? ???
??? ?????? ????? ???

>??? ?? ???? ?? ????? ????? ??'??
>>
>>27182132

jk friendo, python is pretty much middle school tier. I barely passed a course on it cause I couldn't be assed to learn that shit...
>>
>>27182289
we're angry with Hamas, not Palestinians.
Some feel bad for Gaza citizens, some don't. Everyone's eyes are set on Hamas.

Nobody here wants civilian casualties, and a lot of people protest against the attacks, but we can't not respond to such assholery.

We're the one supplying Gaza with necessities in the first place.
>>
i want to marrie a jewish girl

will she accept me if im ortadox christian?
>>
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>>27182527
I know, it was a joke. Since they represet the remove kebab thing.
I don't know much about macedonia,but kebab need to get a beating.
Though, the muslims from /me/ are bro tier.
>>
>>27182494

???? ??? ??? ????? ???, ??? ?? ?????? ????? ???.
>>
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>>27182096
not all of them
this is just a freha hambeast
pic related is 10/10 mizrahi
>>
>>27182638
Some modifications will be required
>>
>>27182638
Need to get your dick thoroughly cut
>>
>>27182645
:)

i know something about uruguay and i have some uruguayian pesos and you have the best president
>>
>>27182735
>and you have the best president
You fucked up, everyone who is not leftard hate him. He deserves to get sent to his shithole in prision once again.
>>
>>27182638
No.

or yes, depends on the woman.
>>
>>27182709
>>27182682
Why?

their vaginas are shallow?
>>
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>>27182654
???? ????? ????? ?????
>>
>>27182679
meh-tier
>>
>>27182638

that depends, do you lift?
>>
>>27182798
no
>>
>>27182777
??? ??? ?????? ?? ??? ?????.
??? ???? ?? ???? ?? ???.
>>
>>27182770
if you didn't get their meanings, then you are not ready yet
>>
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>>27182823
?? ???????
?? ?? ??? ?? ?? ??????? ??? ???? ???????
>>
>>27182860
i know

its cut the dick because that guy in desert had to cut dick to get children


but my sperm isn't like old man so why would i need to cut dick?
>>
>>27182809

can you start lifting?

>>27182823

??? ?????? ?? ??????????? ???, ?? ???? ;)
>>
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>>27182871
>>
???? ???? ???? ??? ?? ?????? ????????? ?????, ??? ??? ?????? ?? ????? ??? ??'???? ??????? ??????
>>
>>27182871
>that shitty phone
Dropped
>>
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>>27182871
>>27182904
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>>27182950
?? ???? ?? ??? ?? ????? ??????? ???? ???? ????? ??
>>
>>27182945
?? ?????? ??? ???? ??? ???????
>>
>>27182904
I will if i can marrie a jewish girl
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>>27182901
Top kek, I know you are just shitposting but it still hilarious.
>>
>>27183013

if you start lifting, you can marry my daughter and drink rakia with her as far as I'm concerned.
>>
>>27182996
Why god always give uggly aces for pppl with amazing natural bodies?

Is this a joke?
>>
>>27183095
:)))))))))))))

rakia you have been to balkan?


>>27183079
:^)
>>
>>27183000
???, ????? ??? ?? ???? ?? ??????? ?????, ?? ?? ????? ??????, (????? ?? ??? ?????? ????), ??? ?????, ????? ??? ????? ????? ????, ?? ???? ??? ?????? ?????? ??? ??? ??"? ??? ?????.

??? ???? ?????? ????? ?????
>>
>>27183179

Yes!

I've been to montenegro for a short while. It was very nice
>>
>>27183079
???? ?? ?????? ???????
>>
>>27183165
A cruel, heartless joke. Horrible waste of bunda.
>>
>>27183222
?? ???? ?? ??????.
>>
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>>27183165
here, a BRbro who knows to appriciate a nice body.
>>
>>27183222

?? ??? ?? ???? ??? ??? ????? ?? ?? ???? ?????? ?? ????? ?????. ?? ????? ???? ???? ??? ????? ?????? ??? ????? ???? ??? ????? ?????? ???? ????? ???????. ??? ???? ??????? ??????? ???? ?????? ????? ??? ????? ????? ?????? ?????? ????????? ??? ??? ?? ??? ?????? ???? ??????? ??????? ?????? ?????.
>>
>>27183301
Why do you guys posting this monstrosity?
>>
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>tfw been watching videos like this for 6 hours today
youtube.com/watch?v=HRcW_Gk_jk4
Feels like Im losing the battle for control over my life.
>>
>>27183286
>>27183286
???? ??????, ?? ???? ?? ????? ???? ???????

??? ??? ?????? ????? ?????
>>
>>27179696
>>27179761
You Jews are so rich. My family is poor aside from my grandfather, his parents were from Scotland. He's got about five million stashed away from the stocks he invested in over the years, smart guy. Can't compare to you Jews, though.
>>
>>27183432

there's only one way to amend this.

ALIYAH
L
I
Y
A
H
>>
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>>27183427
she is the queen of the thread
>>
>>27183301
The body is alright, it's not what I'm complaining about. The face is fucking hideous.
>>
>>27183509

???? ?? ?? ??? ?????? ????!

????? ?????... ??? ???? ??? ?? ??? ?? ????? ?????
>>
>>27183432
youre a sick man, bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D6btx2Pfvw
>>
>>27183509
She is the queen of spinach.
>>
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>>27183540
????? ?? ???????
>>27183552
??? ??? ???? ???, ??? ?? ?? ????? ????
>>
>>27183599

???? ????? ????
>>
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My father is Jewish, mother is Russian. C-can I come here?
>>
>>27183660

how many times do we have to explain this..

your dick is cut: y/n
>>
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>>27183488
>Aliyah is the immigration of Jews from the diaspora to the land of Israel
I couldn't even remotely be considered jewish, sorry.
>>27183554
Yeah thanks. I had that quite well figured out by myself already.
>>
>>27183660
why the fuck would you
>>
>>27183660
Don't even
>>
>>27183757

?? ?? ?? ???? ???? ?? ????. ?? ?? 3 ???? ????? ?? ???? ???? ??? ?? ???? ?????? ????
>>
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>>27183301
This is the Israeli version of Silvana Cullo.

Tight body, retarded face.
>>
>>27183722

Just lie and say you're russian. They always buy it ;)
>>
>>27183757
??? ?? ?? ??? ?????? ?????? ???????
>>
>>27183722
>convert
you wouldn't really be jewish but still
>jewish wife
>idf qt's
>nice food
>great weather
>>
>>27183854
I might be like 1/16th russian. Close enough?
>>
>>27183897
just forge papers
they don't care
>>
>>27183897

ffs nigga just convert to judaism at the border and then do whatever. We need more good white men in this country to balance out all of the brown shitskins like myself
>>
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>>27183897
yes yeeeees join us
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>>27183814
????? ?? ??? ??? ??.
?? ??? ??? :DDDDDD
?? ??? ???? ???????? ??? ????? ??? ??? ?????.
>>
>>27184043

?? ??????? ??? ??? ?? ????.

???, ??????? ??? ?? ??? ???????? ???????? ???? ??. ??? ?? ?? ???? ???, ?? ??? ?????? ???? ????? ?? ????? ???? ??? ?????? ??????? ?? ??.
>>
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>>27184043
Were das bunda at?
>>
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>>27184122
???? ??? ??
>>27184129
??
>>
>>27184043
Those are some hot Palestinian sluts
>>
>>27184043
?? ??? ?? ?????? ??????? ???? ????
>>
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>>27183877
>>27183941
>>27183950
>>27184018
One might dream, not even motivated enough to get an own place to live so moving to Israel is somewhat out of the question for now.
Have to sleep now though if Im to get even 6 hours of rest, night folks :3
>>
>>27184200

fuck I'm coming to you, then
>>
>>27184129
mor epls huehue
>>
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>>27184177
??? ????? ??????? ?? ???? ????
>>
>>27184166

?? ???? ???, ???. ??? ???? ???? ?'??????? ??? ?? ????? ???? ?? ???? ??????? ????? ????? ????. ?? ??? ????? ?????? ?? ??? ????? ???? ??? ?????. ??? ????
>>
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>>27184313
Cara, vou te dar a real. A argentina te bunda da mesma qualidade ou até melhor que o brasil

Essas que to postando é só argentina. A cara da mina é horrível, mas o corpo.....
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBRpjV1pYe8

?? /???????/ ???
>>
>>27184459
/???????/
>>
>>27184459
>??? ??? ???? ??
?? ???
>>
>>27184459

?? /???/ ???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvHgFD04wTQ
>>
>>27184611
?? /?????/ ???
>>
>>27184685

??? ???? ????? ?? ???.
>>
>>27184762
????? ?????? ????? ??? ???
>>
>>27184400
>??? ????? ??????? ?? ???? ????

???, ?? ?? 10 ??????? ????
??? ???? ???? ????????

>>27184611
>>27184685

?? ?????? ?????? ???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjYui3tSBGk
>>
>>27184792

?? ??? ???? ????? ?? ????? ??? ????? ???? ???? ???.

?? ???
>>
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>>
>>27184853
????????? ????????

??????? ??? ????? ??? :(((
>>
>>27184863
?? ??? ???? ???????
>>27184893
????? ????? ???? ???? ????? ????? ????? ?????
>>
>>27185025

?? ????? ????? 20 ???? ???? ?? ???, ?? ??
>>
>>27184893

????? ?????

????
>>
>>27185116
???? ????? ???? ????? ???? ??? ?????? ??? ?????? ?????
>>
>>27185183

??? ?? ??? ?????? ???? ??? ???? ???? ????? ?? ??????? ????????? ???
>>
>>27183827
Oh man, could be worse
>>
>>27185004
?? ???
>>
>>27185270
pic
>>
>>27185353
?? ???? ??? ??? ???? ???? ???? ????? ???? ?????? ???

??? ????? ?? ???? ??? ??? ??? ?????? ??
>>
>>27185409
??? ?? ???? ???? ??
??? ??????? ??????? ????? ????? ?????? ?????.
>>
>>27185541
??? ????? ????? :DDDDD
>>
>>27184853
??????????????? ?? ? ?????? ?? ??????? ???? ?? ?? ?????? ???? ?? ????? ???????
??? ???? ??? ?? ??? ??'? ??
>>
>>27173712
JIDF?
>>
>>27182132
>managing networks and servers

literally the shittiest IT job, even worse than fixing computers

you have nothing to do but a fuckload of responsibility

it's horrible


source: 4 years of centos/redhat/jewbuntu/w2008 experience

back to game programming now, oooh so good
>>
?????, ????? ????? ??? ???????
??? ????? ?? ?????????
??? ??? ????
??? ??????
????? (?????: ??? ??, ????, ???? ???')
??????

?????? ???? ???? ?? ??? ???? ???????? ??????? ???? ???
>>
>>27182945
????? ??? ??? ????

????

>>27185496
>>27185496
>>27185496
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>>27185710
???:
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>>27185398

related

>>27185710

-????? ??????
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>>27185769
?? ?????? ???
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>>27185872
>?'?? ??? ?????
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>?'?? ??? ?????
???? ?????? ???

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??? ???? ?????? ???? ???? ????? ???? ???? ???? ??? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ?? ?????, ???? ?????
>>
>>27185710
????? ?????? ?? ??.
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>>
>>27185710
?? ???? ??? ?????, ???? ??????
????, ???? ???? ???
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????-????-??
???? ????? ???? ?? ?????, ???? ????? ?? ???? ?? ????????

>>27185872
>>27185970
?? ????? ?? ????? ????? ??????.
?? ??? ????? ?? ?????, ?? ?????? ????? ??? ???'? ???? ????.

>>27186118
??: ?????
>>
>>27186200
>???? ?? ????? ????? ??????
>??? ?? ?? ?? ?????? ?????? ??? ????? ????? ????
>>
>>27186118

??: ????
>>
>>27186256
>4chan
>????
>>
>>27186256

?? ??? ??? ??????? ?"???????" ??????

???? ????? ????? ???? ?? ??? ??????? ??????? ????? ?????? ????????
>>
>>27179226

why can you just convert a girl after?
>>
>>27186285
??? ???? ?????? ?? Megadeth ????????
>>
????? ????
/?'??
>>
>>27186515

????? ????, ??
>>
>>27185710
?? ????? ???????
??? ?? ??? ??????? ?????, ???? ??????
21
????? ???????
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????? ??????
??: ????? ???????? :DDD
>>
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>>27185710
????
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>>27186072
???? ?????
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>>27186559
??? ????? ?? ???? (?????? ???)

???? ???!
>>
>>27186595

?????? ?? ?? ???? ????? :)))))))))
>>
>>27186674

???? ??? ?? ?? ?? ?? ????? ????? ???? ?? ?? ????? ???? "???? ???" ??? ??? ??? ????? ???? ????????
>>
>>27186796
??? ???? ??? ???? ???????? ?????
>>
>>27186796
?? ??? ?? ????? ????? ??? ????? ???????
>>
>>27186796
?? ???? ?? ????, ??? ??? ????? ?? ?????? ?? ????? ??????? ????????? ?????? ??????.
>>
>>27186909

??? ?????. ??? ???? ??? ???? ?? ???? ?? ???? ?????? ??????? ??? ?? ???? ?? ??? 4?'?? ????? ???? ????????? ??? ??? ???? ??? ???? ??? ???? ?????

SHITS WHACK YO

>>27186948
?? ????? ?????? ????? ??????'. ???? ?'????? DIE FOR METAL?
>>
>>27185710
>>27186118

>????? ????? ??? ??????
?? ???? ???? ?????, ????? ?????? ?? ??????? ???? ???? ????, ?? ???????? ??? ????.
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>>27187028

?? ??? ???? ????: "??? ?? ?? ???? ??? ???? ?? ????" ?? ???? ???
>>
>>27187052
?????? ????? ?? ?????? ???
>>
>>27187187

???? ?? :(

??? ????? ??? ????
>>
>>27187052
??? ???? ???????? ????????? ???? ???? ?? ??? ?????????? ??????? ???? ?????? ?? ?? ?????
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>>27187177
????? ???? ?? ?????, ??? ????? ??? ?? ???? ????? ??? ?? ????
>>
?????, ?????' ?????? ?????
>>
>>27187313
XDDDDDDD

?? ???? ??????' ??? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??? ???? ?? ??? ??? ??????? ??????
>>
>>27187313
(?? ???????? ??? ???????)
>>27187335
????? ??????? ??? ????
>>
>>27187307

?? ??? ??? ???????. ?? ?? ????? ?????? ??? ??? ????.

???? ??? ???? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???...

SONNE ADAM
>>
>>27187405
???? ?? ??? ????? ?????? ?? ???????
>>
>>27187371
>????? ??????? ??? ????
>?????? ?????? ?????????? ???? ????
>>
>>27187459

??? ??????? ??????? ?? ????? XDDD
>>
>>27183877

conversion doesn't actually make one jewish?

what's the point of conversion then?
>>
>>27188684
It does, Converts are positively accepted usually
>>
>>27188773

yay because I'm studying to convert. Except I'll be studying with a reform rabbi so I don't know if I'll be considered jewish in like orthodox communities.
>>
>>27188952
I'm not sure about Israel, it does in the USA though.

May i ask why though?
>>
>>27188952
I have no personal experience, but according to the material i read for citizenship class, you won't be recognized (possibly by the country, you should definitely contact authorities and make sure)
>>
>>27189041

I like the values laid out in the Torah. and I really like the holidays/sense of kinship.
>>
>>27189089

It's okay. I wouldn't be converting so I could migrate. I'd be converting because I feel a connection to the values and practices of the religion. :3
>>
>>27189147
The holidays are the only reason why i like judaism in a way, but it's only if you have people to celebrate with, if you come from a christian family i doubt it's any fun
>>
>>27189254

I have some jewish friends. The ritual is something I like a lot. Like the symbolism of lighting the menorah.


my feels.jpeg
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>>27189407
One day

I can't stand the reform rites though, it's christian tier.

t. brother's gf is an american reform jew, her parents came to Israel (her mother converted to Judaism as well) and asked us to do a kiddush even though we don't do it, it was quite annoying, mixing english with bad hebrew :((
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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