[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

I'll try to seduce an english girl on facebook. I bet with

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 232
Thread images: 66

File: -13.png (75KB, 407x454px) Image search: [Google]
-13.png
75KB, 407x454px
I'll try to seduce an english girl on facebook. I bet with her if Germany winned the cup I will take her in box of night.

Give me some advices
>>
>>27149657
what is a box of night?
>>
what the shit is a box of night
>>
File: 1393564439659.jpg (48KB, 345x383px) Image search: [Google]
1393564439659.jpg
48KB, 345x383px
>>27149657
>box of night
>>
>>27149693
A place to dancing with music the night
>>
>box of night
wut
>>
>>27149657
>winned
>>
>>27149758
fair
>>
File: 1375496881489.jpg (72KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1375496881489.jpg
72KB, 1280x720px
>>27149657
>box of night.
>>
>>27149758
So is it the name of a club or do you think "box of night" is the general term for clubs/raves/whatever else.
>>
>>27149657
Keep typing in broken english she seems to be enjoying it. Also overdress, Anglos love it when French expensively.
>>
File: -1.png (603KB, 500x680px) Image search: [Google]
-1.png
603KB, 500x680px
>>27149758
ffs Pierre
>>
>she instantly invites a friend

you lost already
>>
>>27149864
boite de nuit, nightclub. frog can't into English
>>
>>27149657
>tfw no qt to take to box of night
>box of night
>>
>>27149889
*French dress expensively
>>
File: VZ88Pdo.gif (213KB, 331x203px) Image search: [Google]
VZ88Pdo.gif
213KB, 331x203px
>box of night
>>
File: capisci.jpg (11KB, 261x163px) Image search: [Google]
capisci.jpg
11KB, 261x163px
>box of night
>>
offer her an apple of the earth
>>
How much room is there in the box?
>>
File: annemarie_geil.png (104KB, 368x387px) Image search: [Google]
annemarie_geil.png
104KB, 368x387px
>box of night
>>
Box fight of the night?
>>
File: oxx4yXL.jpg (41KB, 560x375px) Image search: [Google]
oxx4yXL.jpg
41KB, 560x375px
>>27149657
>French in charge of speaking English
>>
File: 1389598661617.jpg (23KB, 720x540px) Image search: [Google]
1389598661617.jpg
23KB, 720x540px
>>27149657
>box of night
>>
File: 1402227537549.jpg (151KB, 1395x1080px) Image search: [Google]
1402227537549.jpg
151KB, 1395x1080px
>box of night
>>
>>27149657
>german winned the cup
>now you must come to box of night with me hahahaha :)
Putain mes cĂ´tes
>>
File: image.jpg (144KB, 520x601px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
144KB, 520x601px
>I'll bring Amanda
AHAHAHA FAGGOT
>>
File: 1395905783538.jpg (69KB, 330x319px) Image search: [Google]
1395905783538.jpg
69KB, 330x319px
>box of night
>>
File: 1266354647944.png (18KB, 614x604px) Image search: [Google]
1266354647944.png
18KB, 614x604px
>>27149657
>i will take her in box of night

I love you, France. Never change.
>>
File: image.jpg (6KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
6KB, 225x225px
>box of night
>>
You're doing good already french bro, clearly she wants the D. Just don't be a spaz and make sure she drinks a lot
>>
>she brings a friend

enjoy masturbating alone to cure your blue balls a the end of the night, pierre.
>>
>>27149657
Man, you seriously need to practice
>>
File: 1384605305892.jpg (16KB, 400x380px) Image search: [Google]
1384605305892.jpg
16KB, 400x380px
>tfw no gf to go to box of night with
>>
She friendzoned you within literally a second fuck why women are to cruel to betafags?

>winned
>>
>>27149657
After bring her to your box of love if you know what I mean.
>>
I think nightboxing sounds better than clubbing.
>>
File: 3456435654.jpg (23KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]
3456435654.jpg
23KB, 300x300px
>box of night
>>
>>27149657
deploy it
>>
Box of night isn't even close to meaning anything...
>>
>>27149657
>box of night
Jesus fuck.

Nevertheless, go wreck her English ass. Remember Waterloo, mon ami!
>>
File: 1391313686423.png (9KB, 550x893px) Image search: [Google]
1391313686423.png
9KB, 550x893px
>>27150301
>>
>>27150301
It's okay, bro. you winned my friendship. Let's go to box of night together.
>>
>>27150301
Clubs of night fucking sucks, men
>>
>>27150343

nightboxing sounds like boxing at night.
>>
>>27150329
> friendzone
>>>/r9k/
>>
>>27149657
>Box of the night
>Boîte de la nuit.

Top kek

Boîte de la nuit isn't translated literally you wacky French bastard, in English you say it as Nightclub. Thanks for the lel's Frenchbro.
>>
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=box%20night
Oh wait
>>
>>27150436
>>Boîte de la nuit.
Stop pretending you are able to speak French mate.
>>
Can some english native please explain what "box of night" is supposed to mean because I dont have a remote clue what he's meaning
>>
File: Nandatte.jpg (4KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]
Nandatte.jpg
4KB, 225x225px
>box of night
>>
>>27150496
It's nightclub.
We say "boîte de nuit"
>>
File: 1280091085979.jpg (6KB, 252x260px) Image search: [Google]
1280091085979.jpg
6KB, 252x260px
>>27150440
>>
>>27150510
that's pretty funny
>>
>>27150474
That's where he got the translation mess3d up at, and I'm from New Brunswick Mexibro.
>>
>>27150440
>The act of masturbating together, to porn, wearing a box on the head to avoid seeing each other. >Because that would be awkward.
>Might have be triggered by the ridiculous house prices in London forcing adults to share flats.
>Up for a box night?
>Yeh!
>Bring your own box. I've just got one.

French bro is a fucking player!!
He got the chick to accept the weird box masturbation, and she'll even bring Amanda!
>>
File: 1401670504522.png (40KB, 442x230px) Image search: [Google]
1401670504522.png
40KB, 442x230px
>>27150440
Fucking britbongs
>>
>>27150585
Ye lol :^)
>>
>I'll be with Amanda
It's ogre brah
>>
>>27150496
I already did >>27150436
>>
>>27150636
meh, Maybe he can fuck em both.
>>
File: f0SqHY5.jpg (9KB, 504x360px) Image search: [Google]
f0SqHY5.jpg
9KB, 504x360px
>box of night
>>
>>27150681
kek you betas would be lucky to fuck your dog, let alone two chicks one time.
>>
File: 34725-1408505107m.jpg (84KB, 500x469px) Image search: [Google]
34725-1408505107m.jpg
84KB, 500x469px
>night of box
>>
File: 1399139380982.gif (2MB, 310x325px) Image search: [Google]
1399139380982.gif
2MB, 310x325px
>box of night
>>
File: millhouse.jpg (19KB, 407x405px)
millhouse.jpg
19KB, 407x405px
> box of night
>>
File: 1336544912601.jpg (34KB, 413x395px) Image search: [Google]
1336544912601.jpg
34KB, 413x395px
>>27150615
>>
>>27150050
underrated
>>
File: 1399130791411.png (161KB, 412x385px) Image search: [Google]
1399130791411.png
161KB, 412x385px
>I'll be with Amanda

Fuck this bitch.
>>
File: 1403996007328.jpg (81KB, 389x385px) Image search: [Google]
1403996007328.jpg
81KB, 389x385px
>tfw all these normies ITT who instantly recognized that "I'll bring Amanda" clearly means that she isn't interested in anything
>tfw I never would have realized it (if for some odd reason I was talking to a female in such a context)
>tfw no gf
>tfw I'll never have one
>tfw no friends
>tfw I'll never have any
>>
File: op's party.jpg (918KB, 2592x1944px) Image search: [Google]
op's party.jpg
918KB, 2592x1944px
>>
>>27150050
> apple of the earth
> pomme de terre

Potato?
>>
>>27150605
Boite de la nuit isn't a French expression. I don't why you brought this.
>>
>>27150810
You gotta learn somehow man. Consider this another notch in the belt.
>>
File: here forever.jpg (25KB, 500x375px)
here forever.jpg
25KB, 500x375px
>>27150810
>>
>>27150810
That sort of shit is what makes you not get a gf. Stay off r9k and do yourself some good.
>>
>>27150810
But you're Canadian aren't you? What went wrong? Are you an immigrant?
>>
>>27150810
Who needs friends?
Go fuck a hooker, I wish I could quit my gf but it's a bit too late.
Women are a menace.
>>
File: jjhj.png (363KB, 459x536px)
jjhj.png
363KB, 459x536px
Box of night
>>
>>27150888

Look at this disgusting fucking normie. Go back to your normie mansion, freak.
>>
>>27150924
Underrated Post
>>
>>27150946
This is a normie board /b is that away---->
>>
File: 1405475294164.jpg (371KB, 2592x1944px) Image search: [Google]
1405475294164.jpg
371KB, 2592x1944px
>>27150837
>>
>>27150050
lel
>>
>>27150983
classic
>>
>>27149657
>box of night.
Wot?

>>27150908
>quit my gf but it's a bit too late.
That's love, m8.
>>
>>27150863
Where the fuck am I? Is this a joke?
I'm a Francophone Acadian my far southern friend. Do you not know about NB, Canada? Is it the use of "la" that has got you confused? It is necessary in this context because he is using a translator and because this is an Anglophonic website.

osstie tabernac
>>
>>27151078
>That's love, m8.

No that's called having kids and a house
>>
>>27151134
>not leaving your kids and house behind and living in a ditch with nubile sex goddesses
>>
>>27150946
I'm... I'm sorry. ;_;
>>
>>27150863

>spic
>thinks he knows more about french than a french canadian

shut the fuck up beaner.
>>
>>27151198
>not samefag at all
>>
>>27151134
I know those feels

My wings are clipped
>>
>>27151226
I would have never thought that I'd be chained for the rest of my life before I hit 30.
Dun goofed big time.
>>
>>27150983
I have 4 different 4chan passes

:^)
>>
>>27151216
That really wasn't me
I'm not sure what's up with Mexibro, he must know some French but seems to be confused about NB
>>
>>27150902
>highest response rate is black women to male Pacific islanders
what
>>
File: 1404586645286.jpg (12KB, 299x200px) Image search: [Google]
1404586645286.jpg
12KB, 299x200px
>>27150855
>>
>>27151101
>It is necessary in this context because he is using a translator and because this is an Anglophonic website.
U wot mate? Necessary in which way? Both boite de la nuit and box of the night mean nothing in their respective language.
>>
>>27151273
I never expected it either, I love my family, my kids are great, but sometimes I miss the wind in my hair.
>>
>>27150888
I don't go on /r9k/, way too much normalfaggotry in there for my tastes (considering the board is meant for the exact opposite).

>That sort of shit is what makes you not get a gf.
I won't get one regardless of what I do. I lost all hope long ago.
>>
>>27151359
You're being dumb, Jose.

http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bo%C3%AEte_de_nuit
>>
new meme: box of night
>>
>>27151226
Your wife azn?
>>
File: i came here to laugh at you.jpg (24KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
i came here to laugh at you.jpg
24KB, 640x480px
>box of night
>>
File: 132884597124.jpg (75KB, 500x388px) Image search: [Google]
132884597124.jpg
75KB, 500x388px
>box of night
>>
>>27151395
You are being dumb. There is no "la". Why would a person with a real knowledge of French would believe there is a "la" there? It's a simple mistake, but a mistake that no francophone would do. Similarly no Anglophone would believe that "box of the chocolates" is right.
>>
File: bomb.png (201KB, 320x420px) Image search: [Google]
bomb.png
201KB, 320x420px
>box of night
>>
>>27150050
kek
>>
>>27151359
Nightclub in French is boîte de nuit. I included the "la" because OP did. Now I don't think you're confused, I just think you're retarded and are actually trying to tell a fucking New Brunswicker, as in the Canadian Province relavent only for its functional bilingualism, how to speak his own language.
>>
File: image.jpg (74KB, 793x645px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
74KB, 793x645px
Tfw all your friends are going to box of night and your at home alone lurking /int/
>>
>>27151449
azn?

If you're asking if that's my family and I, yes.
>>
>>27151346
Small data sample might skew numbers.
>>
>>27151637
Where did OP include la tho
>>
>>27151637
>I included the "la" because OP did
But he didn't! Anyway, I don't really care so have a good night. Also, I know you are from NB. No need to say it in all of your posts!
>>
File: eh.jpg (78KB, 400x533px) Image search: [Google]
eh.jpg
78KB, 400x533px
>>27149657
>box of night
>>
>spending a tuesday night on 4chan
>not in box of night with your bros
>>
>>27151682
Is she Asian?
>>
>>27151522
Dis OP day "box of night?" No, he said box of the night. What's wrong with you?
>>
>>27151755
I-I'd go to a box of night with you, burger
>>
>>27151788
>No, he said box of the night
Ummm no he didn't?
>>
>>27149657
Wow what the fuck. Why are you posting this on 4chan. It's fucking over with you and your night box you fucking creep.
>>
>>27151783
No
>>
English man here, I wouldn't get your hopes up, she's bringing a friend and they're probably going to laugh at you.

:^)
>>
>>27151755
>going to box of night
>not staying on 4chan to receive advices from your bros
>>
>>27151792
Of course you would. Chinks are always at boxes of night.
>>
>>27151832
how are boxes of night in bongland
ive heard things
>>
>>27151856
rood
>>
>>27151850
>advices
>>
>>27149657

"Box of night"

>boîte de nuite

Top lel frenchy
>>
File: 1378687367766.jpg (29KB, 395x371px) Image search: [Google]
1378687367766.jpg
29KB, 395x371px
is op even here? ;_;
>>
>>27151881
>not reading the OP
>>
File: laughingfrenchwomen.png (490KB, 449x401px) Image search: [Google]
laughingfrenchwomen.png
490KB, 449x401px
>he doesn't go to box of night!
>>
>>27151892
He's in the box now ;_;7
>>
>>27151892
He went to the box of night. Isn't that obvious?
>>
>>27151792
Can we bring a
> box of wine
to
> box of night?
>>
>>27151816
I see that now, I thought he said "box of the night" when I read it. My mistake
Sorry Mexibro
Thanks for the clarity Australia
>>
Someone please screencap this thread, this is a fucking top-notch /int/ thread.
>>
>>27151932
oui
>>
File: 1403206418371.jpg (20KB, 460x470px) Image search: [Google]
1403206418371.jpg
20KB, 460x470px
>>27151874
All we have is the Lightbox in Vauxhall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2po3_TzcPpY
>>
File: box of night.png (32KB, 1494x1282px) Image search: [Google]
box of night.png
32KB, 1494x1282px
that feel when noone to nightbox with
>>
what's the problem with her bringing Amanda? I honestly never understand this reasoning
it must be an anglo thing bc where I come from going out with two girls means double your chances. I'm not sure the concept of "friendzone" even exists outside the english language
>>
One doesn't simply
> box of night
>>
>>27151998
>it must be an anglo thing bc where I come from going out with two girls means double your chances
>this is how nignogs think
>>
>>27151958
Also...
>>
>>27151998
Friends generally cockblock
>>
File: boxofnite.jpg (192KB, 1014x544px) Image search: [Google]
boxofnite.jpg
192KB, 1014x544px
hey wow, so glad you could come!! :^)

hows your day been :)))
>>
Does anyone want to have fun in my box tonight?
>>
>>27152028
you make no sense bud

>>27152068
4+ friends, maybe. 1 or 2 friends? that's competition
>>
>>27149904
Is that Taxi Driver?
>>
I rarely come to /int/ but I needed to consult the wiki about something... and then I see this thread.

I've had an awful day
I've just gotten back from a funeral and my brother is staying with me while he's going through chemo because his wife left him when it all became too much for her...

and then I saw this thread.

and now I can't stop smiling

everything's going to be ok
thank you, anons
>>
File: 1402004286860.jpg (35KB, 960x634px) Image search: [Google]
1402004286860.jpg
35KB, 960x634px
Damn it, I was already sad enough to begin with (I'm >>27150810), now I'm even sadder because I just realized that, not only am I not in a box of night with friends (much less with females), I'm just sitting here listening to nationalistic yugoslav war music/propaganda.

What the fuck am I doing with my life
>>
>>27152156
A box of night can cheer anybody up.

:-)
>>
>>27152141
>4+ friends, maybe. 1 or 2 friends? that's competition
when a girl brings a friend with her that means she's not interested in you/doesn't feel comfortable being alone around you. the friend is there to take her away if she gets creeped out too much.

when the girl comes alone with you it's essentially a date, so that's why she brings the friend, because she doesn't want a date.
>>
>>27152166
Post snapchat or something and fill your box of night with internet friends.
>>
>>27152234
I don't have snapchat, or an Iphone or anything that can support such an app
>>
>>27152156

If you come by our mountains I will gladly go to box of night with you and your bro m8
>>
>>27151892
He is tag teaming that girl with Amanda at box of night.
>>
>>27152257
Why not?
>>
>>27152257
flip phone or no phone?
For the sake of curiosity. And why?
>>
It's a Tuesday. Box of night will be dead. Should go on Friday or Saturday.
>>
>>27152291
I don't really need one. Just my shitty outdated cellphone is more than enough

>>27152313
flip phone
>>
File: 221.png (493KB, 500x527px) Image search: [Google]
221.png
493KB, 500x527px
>>27152149
yes
>>
File: 1397768870464.png (52KB, 331x384px) Image search: [Google]
1397768870464.png
52KB, 331x384px
>>27152352
Obviously not, as we are telling you right now.
>>
>>27152166

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc

waktflb
>>
File: image.jpg (29KB, 300x450px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
29KB, 300x450px
>>27152352
I see.

Well I'm not in Canada obviously. But if I was...

How old are u? I'm assuming not an annoying youngster since the lack of flip phone.
>>
>>27152397
I'm not sure I understand the exact point of your post.
>>
>>27152415
21
>>
>>27152420
Your phone is outdated, and getting a new one could increase your opportunities to cure your lonely.
>>
>>27152440
How? Having an expensive phone with tons of features and apps doesn't solve anything if I don't have anybody to text/snapchat/call in the first place.
>>
>>27152458
You can find them using the Internet.
There are apps for that.
>>
>>27152474
explain pls
>>
>>27152458
He's offering to fucking snapchat, you autist
>>
>>27152458
Just get on Tinder and 'like' every single profile. A few will like you back then you can talk to some slimy whore.
>>
>>27152458
trust me u say that then u get a good phone and ur like fuck i missed out.

4 xample if u get snapchats every 2nd day from a rand chick ur in their mind even as friends so more chance theyll think of u to invite to rand shit. snapchat is like u send pic to a bunch of names on a massiv list its not they specifcally talk 2 u lol
>>
I've met people via apps.
>>
>>27152512
No I definitely wasn't.
>>27152502
There are various social networking apps such as Tinder that are for the specific purpose of meeting new people, and facebook and instagram can both be used for that end if you really try.
Don't send people pictures of your penis on snapchat unless they ask you to.
>>
ha that english girl and Amanda are probably grinding on each other while drunk OP awkwardly dances by himself in beta-purgatory, wishing he was at home shitposting

>I only know this because it has happened to me
>>
>>27152554
>No I definitely wasn't.
This faggot was
>>27152234
>>
>>27152166
Where are you? Province?
>>
>>27152531
>if u get snapchats every 2nd day from a rand chick
Yeah, about that...

>>27152514
>Tinder
Seems interesting. If ever I get an Iphone or Android or w/e I'll check it out. Though I doubt it would really succeed. I had a trouble even sending basic messages on interpals to random people halfway across the world because of how nervous/scared I was.

>>27152512
I'm not really good at picking up on that sort of thing.
>>
>>27152591
that was me wanting to SC with strange Canadian
>>
File: 1401755074616.png (270KB, 680x932px) Image search: [Google]
1401755074616.png
270KB, 680x932px
>>27152514
Don't you need facebook for that?


I'm not the Canadian you're all replying too, but I don't think having smart phone apps is going to be any more help with curing loneliness than a computer with an internet connection (it sure as hell hasn't helped me).
>>
File: 0fbezxrt.gif (1MB, 300x198px)
0fbezxrt.gif
1MB, 300x198px
>>27149657
>box of night.

Nigga I...
>>
File: 1402410273011.jpg (50KB, 462x462px) Image search: [Google]
1402410273011.jpg
50KB, 462x462px
>I've never been invited to go to box of night.
>>
>>27149657
bring le wingman to get amanda to stop le coq blocking.
>>
>>27149693
>>27149768
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bo%C3%AEte_de_nuit
>>
>>27152631
At least we understand each other

>>27152615
I'd rather not say
>>
>>27152621
Honestly, are you Canadian?
>>
>>27152706
yes
>>
>box of night
God dammit Pierre, you're drunk. Give me your keys.
>>
>>27152531
Why are you talking like that?
>>27152631
Yes, just make one.
The difference between a phone and a computer is that browsing 4chan on your phone is extremely difficult, plus GPS finds people near you so you'll talk to strangers in your zip code instead of strangers in South Korea.
Do you have any interests?
I dated a girl for the first time in ages that I met in my martial arts class, would've never met anyone if I didn't take that class.
On the other hand she dumped me after I dislocated her shoulder lol
>>
>>27152731
You must be an urbanite then. I still think we can fix this though
>>
>>27150436
it's boîte de nuit gros débile
>>
>>27152759
>You must be an urbanite then
yep
>>
>>27152738
>Browsing 4chan on your phone is extremely difficult

Not with the right phone and 4chan app Ameribro.
>>
>>27152791
lel
Top kek
>>
>>27152738
>Do you have any interests?
Not him, but I don't think my interests would really help me, considering they're either just stuff that is strictly /int/-related (for example, today I downloaded tons of reading material on the history of Central Asia) or stuff that isn't really "shared" easily, for example single-player vidya.
>>
>>27152827
All the images you save and post other than screenshots will be compressed beyond recognition, and no gifs either.
Is that 4chan Gold?
My iPhone isn't jailbroken.
>>
do people still use OKC?
>>
>>27151101
Justement t'es un putain d'acadien vous savez pas parler francais, on dit boite de nuit et non boite de la nuit.
>>
he mean the cube is the box of night
>>
File: 1403853192343.gif (1MB, 330x312px) Image search: [Google]
1403853192343.gif
1MB, 330x312px
Did you mean to say,

"Now I must cum in your box tonight?"
>>
>>27152864
History is a great interest if shared.
And if not shared it makes you seem well-read and cultured, which some people like.
Some people will think you are a douche.
>>
>>27152731
We're trying to hang out with you. Where are you from? what's the issue?

Post province
>>
>>27152865
I know which images are compressed, it shows me and I get gifs just fine, webm too. I also get flags, their country of origin, trips, and everything. Plus easier Captcha

App: Chanu
Phone: Samsung Galaxy S4
>>
>>27152621
wen u meet people u just get their snapchat and they send you stuff. if u can think of something funny 2 send send it back. its a way 2 keep contact less formal than texting/messaging

if ur full autist n cant get a number or are inable 2 meet women ur in big trouble tho, idk how 2 help that
>>
>>27153002
Learn to spell faggot.
>>
File: Capture.jpg (26KB, 271x561px) Image search: [Google]
Capture.jpg
26KB, 271x561px
>box of night
>>
File: 1397783630009.gif (1MB, 480x470px) Image search: [Google]
1397783630009.gif
1MB, 480x470px
>>27152982
>Phone: Samsung Galaxy S4
Only four months until my contract expires
iPhone 4 fucking horseshit
>>
>>27152884
Keep scrolling, I already found the problem. Thanks for the late imput though
>>
>>27152932
>Some people will think you are a douche.
What? Why? I'm literally just reading for my own sake. I'm not planning on ever sharing any of this with anybody IRL (mostly because I have noone with whom to share it, but even if I did I wouldn't unless they wanted to). How can that be viewed as being a douche?

>>27152939
I'd rather not post province
>>
>>27153002
>wen
>u
>2
>ur
>inable
we did not ship you off to the other side of the world so you could be a fucking retard.
>>
>>27153040
No, I'm not saying you are a douche.
But people who are ignorant call people who are not ignorant douches.
They may think you're a know-it-all.
>>
>>27153054
Yes, you actually did
>>
>>27152738
I really am not keen on making a facebook again, plus I don't have a single picture of myself that isn't a school photo, the newest of which is almost a decade out of date.

I collect camos, walk, read and shitpost.
I had a gf for a few months that I met at uni but she got bored of me(I assume) and stopped contacting me. She didn't say anything, just cut me out one day.
>>
File: 1405424490098.gif (1MB, 254x189px) Image search: [Google]
1405424490098.gif
1MB, 254x189px
>>27153040
I said post province!
>>
>>27153102
>the newest of which is almost a decade out of date.
How old is anon?
>>
>>27153102
We're trying to help you. Post a picture.
>>
>>27153030
My brother uses an iphone, the battery life and camera are better than the Samsung Galaxy series but that's it. Plus, I can swap batteries out. I just prefer the Galaxy, my tablet is a Samsung Galaxy tab 3 too, I'm impressed with the Android market and Samsung's line, never let me down. I think one of the Galaxy carriers is offering to buy out contracts up to $350USD, you might be able to get out early.
>>
>>27153116
The Frog one

pls no bully
>>
>>27153102
get a skype
>>
>>27153102
>she got bored of me(I assume) and stopped contacting me. She didn't say anything, just cut me out one day.
holy shit
>>
>>27149657
Like any true English, this girl clearly has an innate distrust of the French.
That said, her bringing a fried isn't necessarily a cockblock, she may just feel safer with a friend (that or she's afraid that you'll either do or simply be, weird).
That's simple, you just have to bring a friend too. Unless her friend is a frigid cunt, you'll be fine.
>>
File: image.jpg (34KB, 300x385px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
34KB, 300x385px
Am I too late for the party?

>night box
>>
>>27153178
Thanks man. Sorry I'm not close to that one. I was hoping you'd be in BC. I need an excuse to go to Canadia
>>
>>27153178
New Brunswick and Quebec are best friends. You and I are practically neighbors, we should hit up a Dooley's and I'll get you some qt French Canadian beaver.
>>
>>27153207
>innate distrust of the French

Why can't the Englush love French culture like the French love the Anglais?
>>
>>27153338
Muh history.
It also reminds us of when we were relevant.
>>
>>27153129
I'm in my early 20's, I stopped attending picture days when they became optional in school.

>>27153153
I'm in the faces of /int/ collage from a few months back, I don't have any pictures on my pc.

>>27153203
This was in early may, I learnt that she had gone to her home town for the summer, which I guess is a far enough reason to break up, but some words would have been nice.

>>27153188
zrilnko is my skype
>>
>>27153207
>(that or she's afraid that you'll either do or simply be, weird).

Woodden be surprising as she probably has no idea of what a box of night can be...
>>
>>27153469
If you have a smartphone, you can take a decent picture of yourself.

Anyways if you want to make friends, not necessarily fuck someone, you should really take up martial arts.
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu guys are super friendly and welcoming.
Thread posts: 232
Thread images: 66


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.