Brazilian music warms my heart 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDe3qOhrJLo
have some more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTREAvZbmME
it's shit
get some taste
Not a fan of Milton Nascimento tbqh
Just had started to do it 2 months ago because of reading the roman law for my hobby, it's my first european language.
i o non parla litaliano
It's a romance language, so french and spanish will be that much easier for you to learn later.
>>66117648
it's a good choice, italian is butifel
What are some weird expressions in your country, that make absolutely no sense when translated? Not untranslatable words, but translatable expressions that lose the meaning.
I'll start with a Portuguese one for example:
"Podes tirar o cavalinho da chuva" > "You can take the little horse away from the rain"
It roughly means "You can stop being stubborn (because it won't get you what you want)"
It doesn't even make sense in Portuguese, to be honest, but we use it a ton.
>>66117606
We also have a fuckton of expression that means "a place far away", usually in a dismissive manner:
He's from "Cascos de rolha" > "bits of cork" (not the material, but the bottle plug)
He's from "Cu de Judas" > "Judas's asshole"
He's from "Caralho mais velho" > "the oldest cock"
He's from "Santa cona dos assobios" > "Saint cunt of the whistles"
Our expressions are weird as fuck.
>>66117606
Your idioms are qt
Couple more, from a meme slideshow I found, because as soon as I created the thread, I went blank with the examples:
"Estou-me nas tintas" > "I am in the inks" > "I don't give a shit"
"Faço-te a folha" > "I'll make you your sheet" > "I'll kick your ass"
"Vai pentear macacos" > "Go comb monkeys" > "Leave me alone"
"Raios te partam" > "Let lightning break you" > "Damn you"
"Caralhos te fodam" > "Let cocks fuck you" > "Fuck you"
"Estou-me a cagar para isso" > "I'm shitting myself to that" > "I couldn't care less"/"I fart in your general direction"
"Filho da mãe" > "Son of a mother" > A PG way to say "son of a bitch".
"Vai dar uma volta ao bilhar grande" > "Go take a walk around the big pool table" > "Leave me alone"/"Quit bullshiting"
"Baixa a bolinha" > "Lower the little ball" > "Speak more calmly" when the other person is being rude
"Chego-te a roupa ao pelo" > "I'll make your clothes closer to your fur" > "I'll kick your ass"
"Desenrasca-te" > "un-screw yourself" > "Improvise your way our of your problems yourself, quickly"
"Desemmerda-te" > "un-shit yourself" > "Improvise your way our of your problems yourself, quickly" (but more rude)
"Agora é que a porca torce o rabo" > "It is now that the [female] pig twists her tail" > "things are about to get serious"
"Carapau de corrida" > "Racing mackerel" > "[not so] Smart-ass"
Most of them are actually rude/colloquial, but almost none of them make sense, and the context of them coming to be is never too obvious either.
>Great Barrier Reef will die within our lifetime
Let's all thank Australians for destroying this natural wonder.
australia did not change the temperature in those waters, it's mostly americans polluting the atmosphere with green gases
>>66117611
greenhouse*
I for one welcome our future wasteland with open arms
what country has the most beautiful women /int/?
Australian abbos
>>66117468
Brazil
England
>Pound Sterling displaces Argentine Peso as most devalued currency of 2016
https://www.google.com/finance?chdnp=1&chdd=1&chds=1&chdv=1&chvs=Linear&chdeh=0&chfdeh=0&chdet=1476400006173&chddm=280343&cmpto=CURRENCY:GBPUSD&cmptdms=0&q=CURRENCY:ARSUSD&ntsp=0&ei=dxMAWJncMsfEeqqUnMgG
Who /Argie tier/ here?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
At least you will get rid of all those Poles.
>>66117483
We won't though. Best we can do is slow down the rate at which they come.
>>66117191
Great, I'm going to visit your country in december.
Why does Thailand have more Khmer temples than Cambodia? Cambodia only has ruins!
Haha. Its kinda funny. Its like how D.C. has more Greek Temples than Greece itself.
>>66117041
Treasure hunters raided the temples while Pol Pot was ruining the country.
>>66117489
Seriously though. Im Thai right, and when I went to Cambodia the only new temples that wernt ruins were complete copies of Thai culture. In fact almost all Khmer culture was Thai lol. Its kind of sad.
>>66117041
Guess who had more bombs dropped on them during Vietnam War ?
"As the 45th first president of the United States of America with no political affiliations, it is now time to bring democracy to Russia. The US will be shutting down all its Free Trade Agreements with other countries including East Asia.
What do?
>>66116860
>including east-asia
Good, fuck Asia. Asia is a cunt and I hate them.
>>66117059
>Asia is a cunt and I hate them
>t. Australia
Thanks, will quote in future
>>66116860
>The US will be shutting down all its Free Trade Agreements with other countries including East Asia.
Say hello to your economic collapse.
>Frenchlets
hahahahahaha
>tfw 173
At least I could be a person of influence in France r-right guise?
>>66116701
I like Hollande, he is the sympathetic loser guy.
>>66116877
wtf my sister is 1,82m
I'm 1,97 m tbf.
And the prick isn't my président.
i lik spen do you lik
spajin
spane?
>>66117385
yes spin yes
die
What the FUCK, Poland?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/polish-sisters-screamed-poland-rule-9043894
>>66116517
>poland rule the world
my fucking sides
The word racist has changed definition
no doubt it was a retributive attack related to the recent attacks on Polish nationals in the UK
Guess the country thread. I'll start first
>>66116483
Zwitserland
I want to say Norway but it seems too obvious, Italy?
>>66116483
Some where in Mediterranean region?
daily reminder that uncooked nip and gook food gives you tapeworms and all other worms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcVfC3dWJAM
>>Two types of parasitic worms can infect humans:
1. Anisakiasis is caused by ingesting the larvae of several types of roundworm which are found in saltwater fish such as cod, plaice, halibut, rockfish, herring, Pollock, sea bass and flounder.
2. Tapeworm infections occur after ingesting the larvae of diphyllobothrium which is found in freshwater fish such as pike, perch and anadromous (fresh-saltwater) fish such as salmon.
Hello kazakhstan
>>66116421
J'adore les sushis.
Sup mongol brother, do you even understand way its prepared?
Guess ethnicity
>>66116406
Finn
>>66116406
Finn
>favourite
>mom
I was going to say British at first, maybe Finnish
Europe needs muslims. White European birthrates are too low to sustain the population.
So? And?
Do you really want to devalue labor to third world levels? Do you realize immigration only depresses wages?
The great era of robber barons in the USA were 1850-1930. That also happened to be the same period with the largest mass immigration.
>>66116436
Europe needs muslims to survive
You realize their birth rates taper out right? As they become integrated their family sizes become more like the norm in there.