Bonjour my name is Monsieur Ken.
I’m a 27 year old American Francophile (Ouiaboo for you barbarians). I smoke really thin cigarettes I keep in the pockets of my striped black and white shirt, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior French games. (Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed Unity, Assassin's Creed 2)
I train with my baguette every day, this superior meal can cut clean through hunger because it is baked over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other bread on earth. I earned my pastry license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak French fluently, both Parisian and Basque dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about French history and their napoleonic code, which I follow 100%
When I get my French visa, I am moving to Paris to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a soldier in the French Foreign Legion!
I own several berets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to France, so I can fit in easier. I kiss everyone on the cheeks at least two times and speak French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in France!
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>>66577990
>I am moving to Paris to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a soldier in the French Foreign Legion!
DON'T DO THAT
It will beak your heart anon, stay away from Paris and the French Riviera, you should go to the countryside instead it is more traditional and the french way of life is preserved there.
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>>66579105
Did you seriously take this pasta bait ?
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>>66579105
OP is just a troll, but don't country people dislike outsiders?
>you wake up in america
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>Amigo! nooo no me dispares... noooo!!!
>*muere*
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>>66577860
>gets shot
>shooter gets sued because I am white
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>you wake up in Argentina
>AMIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO MIGO
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Who brought black people to your country? 2016-10-25 18:15:13 Post No.66577793
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Why didn't we Japanese have slave culture despite we have relation with Portugal which started slave trade first?
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>>66577793
>Why didn't we Japanese have slave culture
uhhh about that
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>>66577793
You have to be considered human to have a slave culture in the first place even convicts of australia were seen above japanese.
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>>66577793
It was more convenient to use slaves from China, Korea, Indonesia and other Asian countries than from Africa.
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Do you like Russia's mascot for 2018?
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>zabijaka
hmmmmmmmmmmm
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Wolf not bear
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Why is /int/ obssessed with Fins...? 2016-10-25 18:12:19 Post No.66577678
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Why is /int/ obssessed with Fins...? 2016-10-25 18:12:19 Post No.66577678
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When they are litterally irrelevant nation in Europe.
The only thing that it's famous for is Nokia and that's about it.
Is it the "mongolian" meme or am I missing something?
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They are meme masters.
Are you jealous?
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>finland irrelevant
i love finland
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>>66577678
finland has qt 2d girls
>highest HDI rating in Latin America
>relaxed laid back culture (that superior small country mentality)
>legal weed
>lots of qts
>mostly white
>cozy spanish architecture
>lots of green public spaces
why haven't you moved to Montevideo yet?
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I can back that up.
>cozy to live in
>free education and healthcare (quality could certainly improve tho)
>good place to live if you're queer
>nice natural enviorments, uncrowded beaches.
>friendly toward most foreigners.
Things keep getting expensive and there are some minor security issues, but no one is perfect.
9/10 would live in again.
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Uruguay is to Argentina what Czech Republic is to Poland
really made me think
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>>66577952
The thing I like most about Uruguay is reading how your president picked up hitchhikers and drove a used car.
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Our guy just met Erdogan
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>>66577443
Lel based baba
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>I killed 27 rebels in your name, during the last Coup, you k ow?
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>his country pronounces z as "zed"
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>>66577339
>his country pronounces words
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We pronounce "zetto"
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Zed is fucking trahs because cancer jew silver kids cried 24/7 and tumblr roti listened as per usual ff 20 bg 9x jungle
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>the weird feeling when ignorant weterners look me diffrent when I say I was in the army for 2 years due to the conscription.
>they don't realise we come back to the civilian mind after a few days in the society
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>>66576869
Conscription was normal in Germany as well. Everyone knows that you don't get "stuck" in the military mind.
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Conscription ended when I was at the uni but I still went for the 3 months training instead of vacation.
Wish I hadn't, it was boring, wit ha lot of alcohol and fooling around. I got to throw like 1 granade and shoot just a bit.
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>>66576869
Ok.
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My ancestor :)
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Is this a wewuz thread?
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>>66577035
yes
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>>66577330
Ok, thank for clarification.
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Is this the perfect family?
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>>66576605
or this?
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>>66576605
god I hate the UK
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>>66576624
Why does ANYONE ever think this is a ''fun'' thing to do?
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what is the worst mistake of your country?
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>Ending the empire
>Allowing the americans in
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Existing
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Settling between Germans and Russians
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Why Syrian goat fucker men such cowards that instead of fighting rebuilding their homelands in war they instead flee to western countries and fuck it up? Fucking shamfur dispray.
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>>66576402
if they were all leaving there wouldnt even be a civil war retarded leaf
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this desu
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Nonwhites besides East Asians know not what courage is.
Why do Brazil and Hungary hate eachother so much? I dont understand this...
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There can only be one monkey in the cage
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>>66576190
If you were talking about Bulgaria, I would be able to answer that.
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>>66576190
Do Hungary hates us or am I missing something? We don't even interact and I don't think I could precisely find them in a map. I just know they're in europe.
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Are these two countries on good terms would you say they are friends?
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>>66576065
No. Sw*des shall pay for 600+ years of enslavement, genocide and forced assimilation.
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>>66576065
They are boyfriends
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>>66576065
they should go back to mongolia and return our rightful clay that we settled 1000bc
it was empty when we came there