When I was 15 I used to take a shit and my dad had been ocasionally hanging out around the toilet asking me why I was so silent. First time I didn't respond so he tried to force open the door shouting: "Why are you keeping silence, what's going on there?" He started swearing and tellong me he's gonna knock down the door, also he used to swear when I forgot to flush the toilet, not only after I took a shit, but even right after the shit left my asshole saying that it stank. He used to tell me: "When I just took a shi I always flush it down and you have to do the same!" One day I was sitting on the toilet and heard that my dad stood right next to the door, so I wipe my ass and got on my knees - there's a chink under the door - so I watch through the chink and see my dad on his knees looking at me through the chink saying: "What's wrong with you? What the hell are you doing there?" By the way dad always drinks some decoction which makes him take a dump often, like 5 times a day, then he complains his ass is sore and farts. That's fucked up! That's a real story I'm not a troll.
>>66932744
Yeah life sucks sometimes. My gf is ignoring me and im too apathetic to try because everytime i try nothing changes but im too much of a dependent bitch to leave
>>66932744
did you fuck
Why are people so mean to each other?
>bosnia
literally who
>>66932692
croats are simply catholic bosniaks
>>66932678
If you're attractive people are nice to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTn3K15MBiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFnJMPQow7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTwSSTWfwuM
Question /int/ - I'm an Aussie girl looking at moving to Denmark with my boyfriend, if I do I want to learn Danish (also I think it's required)?
How fucked am I?
>>66932296
Will you sit on my face luv?
you have to suck my dick to enter
korean pop edition
reluctant to post in this thread
crackin' open the ol' sauce jar
usa
What do Austrians think of Hungary?
>>66932018
I don't think they like being hungary,especially austro-hungary xDD
>>66932042
Austro-Hungary sounds like a rather extreme form of hungar
>>66932344
ikr
All nations are instructed to elevate scrutiny of entrants with US passports and detain this international criminal who may attempt to flee the United States next week.
Suspect will likely be carrying large quantities of various global currencies and is considered a high flight-risk. Suspect may appear intoxicated or medically impaired. Suspect may be traveling with armed personal detail and should be considered dangerous.
Please detain at check-point and keep under strong security until US authorities arrive to take custody of the prisoner. Be sure to verify that the credentials of the US agents are indeed current and valid with the United States before releasing prisoner.
Suspect is wanted for questioning in relation to charges of treason, espionage, corruption and embezzlement. Please circulate this notice to your various state authorities.
>/pol/dit roleplaying
fuck off
>>66932246
So you admit to harboring a fugitive.
Confess your crime.
Leniency is shown to those who confess.
You must tell us everything.
>>66931949
Only a few more days before reality kicks in
日本がすき !!
いやこの前日本人嫌い来るなって何回も言ってるポーランド国旗ここで見たし
ブログでも見たしそいつのせいで一気に日本人観光客減って二度と帰ってこないだろうね
自分は東欧は元から興味ないから関係ないけど
マスコミのポーランドは親日って言ってたのは嘘だったんだな、ポーランド人って銭金のためならなんでもやるんだな、ふざけた野郎だって思っただけだよ
>>66933640
草
なにいってだ
>>66931767
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<3
>be me newfag kissless virgin nip
>make fun of Polish because brits influenced me
>see a group of Polish visitors in Tokyo a few weeks later
>they are quite decent, good-looking, polite
>mfw
I was so embarrassed.anyone had a similar experience?
>>66931752
why?
Poles who can afford expensive travel to exotic countries are rather different people than bydlo who goes to Britain to commit crimes or clean toilets.
>>66931790
because those who I looked down on turned out to be far better than I.
What is fun about this country outside of playing normieball, eating barbecue and drink wine?
>bbq
>wine
>qts
what more could you possibly need, im confused
They used an Incan symbol for their flag despite not actually being Incan.
There's a big country up north with lots of stuff to do, they usually spend their holidays there.
>typical American breakfast
>>66931681
>tfw your country has no BBQ culture
Looks good
>>66931681
>all the fat on those steaks
>the guy who took Greater Poland back from Germany in 1919 was German
>they guy who took Wilno back from Lithuania to Poland was Lithuanian
>the guy who defended Polish cities against Teutons in what was later Prussia was half-German
>the guy who got Latvia and half of Estonia for Poland was Hungarian
>the guy who fought to get Lwów back in 1919 was Austrian
>the guy who took revenge for Volhynia on Ukrainians was Serb
>the guys who got our only colonies in Trinidad and Tobago were Latvian
>the guys who won naval wars for Poland vs Sweden were Dutch
Did Poles ever do anything themselves?
>the guy that destroyed Teutons and quelled rebelions in Lithuania was Lithuanian
>the guy who created a union Between Poland and Saxony(1 country for 80 years) was German
>the guy who didn't accept German offers about the corridor pre ww2 was Duch
>>66931592
Weren't that saxon guy one of the worst kings you ever suffered?
>>66931745
yes
Why does Japan love Poland so much?
<3
because faggots love faggots
>>66931924
yes
>Be American
>lose 309 soldiers in a battle against literally nothing
hmm....
americans are so powerful that without an enemy they still cause casualties
>>66931337
i know what you mean
>>66931364
i dunno
i mean we could talk about emus but emus are proven to exist and also nobody died while shooting at them. i think america's war on ghosts is a little bit worse
Why are Japs so unhappy despite the fact they are 1st worlders?
Is it because their self-concept is low?
shamefur dispray
Honor culture
14 hr/day work, all recreation is limited to what your boss likes to do, stay in one job your whole life
Why does Aldi have better store brand food than Kroger, Meijer, Wal-Mart, etc.? Is it because Germans actually care about the quality ingredients they put in their food to feed Americans? You can honestly put any Aldi store brand ice cream up against any major American grocery store brand ice cream and Aldi will win every time. This just isn't ice cream either, apple juice, bacon, hygiene products, organics, etc. The fact is, Germans take better care of Americans than Americans do and that is sad!
Yes blease buy germen produkts :D
>>66931312
Proudly. They are a lot cheaper too!
They're used to much stricter food regulation.