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Itt we are going to tell jokes (anecdotes). Jokes should be funny in your language but has no sense in English. Explanation is optional.

- Dad, why saleswoman didn't give me change?
- Try to have a fight with a loader

- Can I order water please?
- Not water but water
- Then give me water!
- Not water but water
- I see, it's hard to drink here.

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Anonymous 2016-11-15 21:08:07 Post No.67459460
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Teen girl came home on morning drunk after the club.
Mother: Did you drink?
Daughter: No I'm an axe.

Anonymous 2016-11-15 21:19:12 Post No.67459949
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Last bump

Little girl came to Khruschev and said:
G:My father said to me that you are not only launched the first satellite, but all agriculture as well
K: Tell to your dad that I can plant not only corn

Anonymous 2016-11-15 21:31:34 Post No.67460490
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I'm learning Russian for two reasons
>Academics
>Aнeкдoты

Anonymous
/Basel/ ehemals /deutsch/ 2016-11-17 09:08:21 Post No.67513418
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/Basel/ ehemals /deutsch/ Anonymous 2016-11-17 09:08:21 Post No. 67513418 [Report] [View this topic]

Gönnen loide

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Anonymous 2016-11-17 09:09:32 Post No.67513436
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>>67513418
Das ist nicht der Basler.

t. Basler

Anonymous 2016-11-17 09:10:40 Post No.67513452
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>>67513437

Ich würde ja lieber bei einer dicken Tussi ihr Fett grabbeln.

t. Basler

Anonymous 2016-11-17 09:11:02 Post No.67513457
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>>67513421
Ich finde euer politisches System echt knorke.
Volksabstimmungen sind in Buntland aber leider Nazi ..

Ist es leicht 1 Schweizer zu werden?

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/brit/ 2016-11-17 03:35:48 Post No.67508613
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/brit/ Anonymous 2016-11-17 03:35:48 Post No. 67508613 [Report] [View this topic]

Discussion of British culture and language edition

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Anonymous 2016-11-17 03:36:50 Post No.67508639
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Anonymous 2016-11-17 03:36:50 Post No.67508639 [Report]

mr smith, how did it go down?

Anonymous 2016-11-17 03:37:15 Post No.67508648
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Anonymous 2016-11-17 03:37:15 Post No.67508648 [Report]

ah yes...the /real depression/ hours...very good...

Anonymous 2016-11-17 03:37:16 Post No.67508650
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Anonymous 2016-11-17 03:37:16 Post No.67508650 [Report]

Trump is finished

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/310078/trump-21-club-get-taxes-down-dont-worry-about-it-video/

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having a look edition

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Anonymous 2016-11-17 02:34:39 Post No.67507199
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anime

Anonymous 2016-11-17 02:34:41 Post No.67507200
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Anonymous 2016-11-17 02:34:41 Post No.67507200 [Report]

first for allah

Anonymous 2016-11-17 02:35:10 Post No.67507212
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Anonymous 2016-11-17 02:35:10 Post No.67507212 [Report]

everybody has to do something they don't want to do

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Anonymous 2016-11-17 01:56:51 Post No. 67506252 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: We communicate using only google translate

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Anonymous 2016-11-17 02:00:51 Post No.67506339
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amo bunda brasiliana

Anonymous 2016-11-17 02:04:54 Post No.67506445
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Anonymous 2016-11-17 02:04:54 Post No.67506445 [Report]

the chicane misters

Anonymous 2016-11-17 02:05:24 Post No.67506454
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Anonymous 2016-11-17 02:05:24 Post No.67506454 [Report]

>>67506339

Ich liebe auch dicke Ärsche!

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hilo latino
en memoria de los caidos.-

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Anonymous 2016-11-17 00:44:46 Post No.67504423
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migue

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Anonymous 2016-11-17 00:44:45 Post No.67504424 [Report]

vuliao posteaba su compu

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>>67504387
si mal no recuerdo abolimos la esclavitud antes que Argentina y Brasil, y vinieron bocha para acá

Anonymous
German genders 2016-11-17 00:39:29 Post No.67504279
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German genders Anonymous 2016-11-17 00:39:29 Post No. 67504279 [Report] [View this topic]

What is wrong with the german language? You fuckers have more genders than a group of SJWs at college

How am I supposed to remember that an egg is neuter and fish is male and wine and feminine but cheese is masculine? For EVERY noun.

Can I just use the neuter form for conversation or will it make me sound retarded?

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Anonymous 2016-11-17 00:40:57 Post No.67504311
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>>67504279
better don't try to learn chinese, it will make your head explode

Anonymous 2016-11-17 00:42:13 Post No.67504338
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>>67504279
You just have to remember them one by one. Yeah it'll make you sound retarded but you'll still be understood.

Anonymous 2016-11-17 00:43:37 Post No.67504383
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>>67504338
I'm looked several times but there aren't even tricks like other languages use like fem words ending with A and masc words ending with O. It's just trial and error.

Anonymous
Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド 2016-11-16 23:41:25 Post No.67502873
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Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド Anonymous 2016-11-16 23:41:25 Post No. 67502873 [Report] [View this topic]

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

Previous Thread >>67481997

---Useful Links---

過去ログ
>http://desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/日本語スレッド/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
Please declare when making a new thread and post its link.

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瑞典人 2016-11-16 23:41:49 Post No.67502882
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>>67502873
First for Sweden

Anonymous 2016-11-16 23:41:51 Post No.67502884
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1ならボジョレー解禁

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乙やで

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/deutsch/ und /nachtschicht/ Anonymous 2016-11-16 22:53:32 Post No. 67501207 [Report] [View this topic]

Miehmsprech im Ersten

Deutschland war ein Fehler-Ausgabe

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Anonymous 2016-11-17 00:52:18 Post No.67504630
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hallo

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Anonymous 2016-11-17 00:53:36 Post No.67504667 [Report]

DEUTSCHLAND DU OPFA GIB HANDY

Definetely not black 2016-11-17 00:54:22 Post No.67504692
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Definetely not black 2016-11-17 00:54:22 Post No.67504692 [Report]

>>67504526
Kein problem
Das ist das Internet

Anonymous
/luso/ - Fio Lusófono 2016-11-16 22:29:21 Post No.67500124
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/luso/ - Fio Lusófono Anonymous 2016-11-16 22:29:21 Post No. 67500124 [Report] [View this topic]

Edição O Guarani, de Carlos Gomes (baseado na obra de José de Alencar)
fio anterior: >>67468842

Ópera:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTIpAyXyvFA
Música tema:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyvxA0U44ck

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Anonymous 2016-11-16 22:33:51 Post No.67500350
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>>67500124
Dois lusos agora?

Anonymous 2016-11-16 22:35:41 Post No.67500425
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>>67500350
Esse foi criado primeiro e estava só aguardando o bump limit pra chamar vocês, o Português é demente.

Anonymous 2016-11-16 22:35:46 Post No.67500432
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>>67500350
Fica este aberto.
Reporta o outro.

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