why did the American cross the road?
To get choked on the other side.
Actually I had one not that long ago. I assumed they had been legalized for consumption by the Clapstani population
http://www.npr.org/2017/05/26/530257536/after-being-banned-kinder-eggs-are-coming-to-america
to fuk ur mum in the ass hole
>>78729326
>having to eat 20 chocolate eggs
yum
Auch /deutsch/ oder /Rotfrontbrigaden/
anime
anime ist schadhaft.
>>78729310
Dies
Post planes from ur cunt.
im white
>over 16
>listens to music
grow up
can i post here if im not /cum/?
we have no allies but ourselves
this is the horrible truth of being american
That is literally the case for every country.
>>78728746
>Brexiteer
>>78728730
we sometimes pretend to be your allies
The beard that's feared edition
kots
>>78729071
feliz navidad
if a girl asks me if i am virgin... what should i do?
should i be honest and tell her the truth about my virginity so i can get pity sex if im lucky or should i lie?
most girls refuse to have sex with virgin buys because dont wanna waste time teaching him
>>78728629
Just lie and wank before you shag her to stop yourself shooting your bolt too early.
>>78728629
I'm virgin as fuck and the one girl I came close to having sex with was practically begging for it. You should do fine if you turn into a literal ape during sex anon
>>78728629
>most girls refuse to have sex with virgin buys because dont wanna waste time teaching him
No, they look down on virgin guys because women operate on preselection. The way they see it, if you couldn't convince a girl to sleep with you at any point in however long you've been alive, you must have bad genetics or bad personality.
Have you ever heard guys mention how as soon as they got a girlfriend they started getting more attention from other women? It's the same phenomenon. By having that girlfriend you are demonstrating that you have value.
What are your thoughts on this man, /int/?
>my ancestor :)
>>78728578
he will make good nike shoes too
he (my ancestor btw) would have taken over the entire Europe if he only knew how bad things were going to be
My ancestor :)
>>78728550
WE WUZ ROMANZ N SHIEEEETTT
>>78728550
>>78729111
>Italians come to America. Become patriotic
>get mocked for this
Should they stay like Mexicans and have a perpetual chip on their shoulder?
Why do Anglos have an inferiority complex toward them?
How do you treat a 6"8 asian man in your cunt?
>>78728291
"Hei"
>>78728332
not funny
The Russian mob attacked one of my hotels in Prague
HORTO MAGIKO
>>78728204
cry more little baby
>>78728204
Haha you got GOPNIK'D
H
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Hey anons, i'd need some help translating something from some kind of arabic language... This poped up on my snapchats world map in my city as a minor hotspot, since im from middle europe i'm wondering what this is about. So if any of ya wanna help with translation i'd be gratefull...
>>78728085
They're trying to behead you
>>78728085
It's an ad, they're selling watches, perfumes and shit.
>>78729748
really? that would be fuckin' hillarious if true...
what kinds of nuts do you like best?
my ranking:
>pecan
>almonds
>pistachios
>macadamia (only salted)
>peanuts
>walnuts
>cashews
>hazel
>brazil
>chestnut
I do not eat nuts. But I do enjoy some sunflower seeds in a salad.
>>78728051
I like Pecans and Cashews
>>78728767
Roasted or not?