You are forced to move forever to any of the countries next to yours, you can never return, not even to visit.
Which do you move to?
I'd go to Chile and blast reggaeton all day
Go to Syria and die.
Canada.
can I go to denmark
if not, sweden
1. You're a cunt
2. You are forced to move to Sudacamerica, which country do you move to?
(Death is not an option)
Brazil to maximize my chances of dying.
>>68644259
If i can't pick Colombia i would pick big Colombia
>>68644259
Uruguay.
I don't mind the fact that it unironically has niggers, they're not that bad.
is alsace lorraine rightful german clay?
Yes, but AFAIK they consider themselves...
1. Alsatian
2. French
***POWER GAP***
3. German
There is no rightful German clay.
>>68644106
it was originally a part of the HRE so yes
>tfw you live in the best country in the world that doesn't cheat with oil shekels
>tfw your male average height is highest in the world
>tfw euthanasia is legal
>tfw weed is legal
>tfw life is good
Only few of us get to know this feel.
Green countries, how have you embraced your superiority today?
>>68644768
>>68644802
What animes do you watch?
Anyone here who speaks Faroese?
sup
>>68643551
Fuck that was quick.
>>68643551
Góðan dag :)
Hvussu gongur? Byrt tú í Havn?
1. you're a cunt
2. your honest opinion on Argentina and Argentines
i heard argentinians like ruby so i like them.
>>68643450
pretty shit desu i see you everywhere in Madrid
>>68643450
white
buenos aires is calm i guess
Are Norwegians/Icelanders slavs in disguise?
>>68643366
HAPLOGIRYPS HAPLOGROYUP HAPLOGYPS R!A R!A R!A R!B R!B R!A HAPLOFYOSYOO
SHUT THE FUCK UP
They are only migrational markers which can't be used to draw conclusions
T H R A L L S
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>>68643842
>t. N
>>68643312
>an*me
>better than anything
Western animation >>>>> shit >>>>> anime
>>68643312
>Implying you don't want to fuck XJ9
>when America enters the war and Germany realizes it's only a matter of time before they are defeated
>when Italy betrays you although they weren't really useful to begin with
>when a war is going on and Italy switches sides when they realize their team is going to lose.
>when germany chimps out but they are white so you have to restrain them instead of ending them without a second thought
hilo latino pocededor y potente
jajaja que gracioso jajaja
si jaja
graciosisisisisisisisisisisismo no puedo con la risa
>cop pulls you over
What's most likely to happen in your country?
Americans are excused, we already know you would get tazed and/or shot.
>Bullshit traffic rule broken
If Mexico City police I put my serious face and tell him "I'm not bribing you, give me the fucking ticket already"
>>68642547
The only reason that'd happen in the first place is because they know my fucking car and therefore hope there is something illegal with it so they can bullshit me.
In China, sexy time
>"people" in his "country" say "tyre" instead of tire.
>he lives in a white country
Pick one, and ONLY one.
Band
we say gumiabroncs t b h
Pneu or caoutchouc-cercle
Post a picture of your surroundings
winter is gay
Feels good not having snow
what went wrong
>>68641226
Freddie Mac
Fannie Mae
and a couple of botched attempts to make world a better place.
>>68641226
>1993 - We want trading block and currency union in Europe to help Eastern European nations that are just recovering from Communist tyranny. Any kind attempts for European United State(s) will be abolished...
>2016 - HURR EUROPEAN INTEGRATION, HURR FUCK EAST, HURRR SOLIDARITY, HURR FEDERATION, HURR EUROPEAN ARMY, HURR ...
Do I need to continue?
>>68641226
Merkel reich
TELL ME ABOUT ITALY
ITALIANS, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY
NON-ITALIANS, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR VIEWS ON ITALY
why
Shit cuisine
>>68640908
bruh
tell me about your fuckin country or else your family's gonna get it