>Be american
>born Jan 1st 1996
>Go buy alcohol
>sorry you're not old enough
That's good. Kids don't need alcohol.
>>68726732
Alcohol is haram in usa
>>68726775
aren't like 80% of russians drunk the majority of times?
Japanese cities and prefectures have top tier flags and symbols. Period.
>>68726437
>>68726448
Minimalism rules
>>68726463
I am drinking Ukrainian (/x/) beer
And for you?
>black slippers with white socks
What the hell are you doing
>>68726412
Being comfy
Obolon is disgusting.
Fuck you! Edition
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1482173198534.webm
Really made me think
When are we going to invade mexico and make it great again?
>>68823755
who was in the wrong here?
>romanized Celts roleplaying as germanics
>France is Catholic but has protestant pockets
>England is """"protestant"""" but anglicism is practically Catholicism
>Rich
>Powerful
>Languages share a lot of words
>Rich colonial past
Why do they hate each other?
>>68726359
They're basically brothers. Make fun of eachother and fuck around a lot, but really do care about eachother when shit gets serious. Kinda like the US and England
>>68726359
Because they turned their frog backs on us. Edward III was the next rightful ruler and they elected one of their poncy nobles instead. We could have united as a super-power almost a 1000 years ago. The continent could have been united under our combined rule. The Navy of Britain combined with the manpower and resources of France. We would have ruled the world. They ruined it all. They choose a 1000 years of bitter rivalry and war that allowed us both to surpassed by the rest of the world. Here we are a 1000 years later, the two of us slowly fading into irrelevance because those bastards wouldn't just follow their own bloody line of succession. Never forgive. Never forget. Fuck the frogs
>>68726359
Charlemagne once said that saxons are not even humans. It's enough for me to hate those things.
CARP
IN
THE
TUB
>not keeping his food fresh
That's why you guys always have epidemics
>>68726335
>storing your food where you bathe
enjoy salmonella et al
>>68726293
What the fuck just put it in the fridge jeez
Which country do you prefer? Why?
>>68726112
Is that even a contest?
australia
it isn't gay
New Zealand. Because it's not Australia
REMINDER PUTIN IS A MANLET
REMINDER RUSSIA HAS NEVER INVENTED ANYTHING
REMINDER RUSSIA IS SMALL AND WORTHLESS
REMINDER USA BLOWS RUSSIA OUT THE WATER
Russia sucks but small? You're crazy
>>68725971
STOP! We are now friends with Russia! Russia and America!
>>68726005
slavs are not human
they smell
they are dumb and will submit to the smarter ones are slaves
have radioactive pollution
are general ugly looking
the country is small and weaker
Guy on the blue background - president of EU Parliment
>>68725926
>normal working class family
my ass
He's a kike, his real name is Herschel Chultz btw.
>Schulz
>making anything great
Delet this.
donald seems like an image of an american
martin doesn't look like an image of a european since he's not openly gay
donald jus better fits his role
dunno if I should take this to /adv/ or wherever, but I'm getting desperate and /int/ is probably better informed
is it normal for americans to be disgusting all the time or is my roommate the exception?
his dirty clothes are all over the floor
he wipes his nose with his hand and rubs it all over his jeans
then he sits on my bed in those jeans
he will lick his fingers and his entire fucking hand and then he won't even wash it EVER
he licks the PLATE after he's done eating, like a dog would
he sleeps like 11 hours a day on average
he keeps bitching about never getting anything done
he keeps accusing other people/things/outside factors when things don't go the way he wants
I'm "okay" with him being a pedophile, but I can't stand it when he goes "幼女!" every fucking time he sees a little girl outside. It makes me sick to my stomach. I'm broke and I'm at my wit's end. I came to Japan because he offered to pay for it (well, his parents are paying but you get the idea), but this is much worse than I expected. I can't even say anything without him throwing a bitchfit. I don't know what to do.
>>68725890
not sure if this is b8
what is your nationality and why would an american pay for you to live in japan?
>>68725949
>why would an american pay for you to live in japan?
I knew him from online stuff, going back a few years. There was a thing we both wanted to go to, so he offered to help with most expenses... then we decided to extend the stay. This is not bait.
>>68726097
what is your nationality and are you enjoying japan?
either be honest with the guy or go back if you don't like it in japan. regardless you tell him that you find his cleaning habits repulsive.
Why did Australia and South Africa keep the British accent while Canada and U.S. didnt?
British accent is the true English.
>>68725737
welll shit sherlock
>>68725701
we are still white, that's why
Hey Australia. It's been a while since we talked. Hows everything going?
Hows the PM? I missed Based Tony being in the headlines. Hows the new guy? Is he doing well? Is Tony gonna take his spot back?
Hows the opposition? Last time we talked they were going through somewhat of a leadership crisis. Have they figured out who is in charge yet? Whats that red headed cunt been up to?
Hows the boats? You still turning them back?
Hows mining? Going well?
Hows the whole internet situation? Last we talked it was at somewhat of a stalemate on what to do in the rural parts. The Libs wanted one thing, Labour wanted another. Any headway there?
In general, anything going on nationally? Anything that might not be making international news?
Just checking in.
t. Ameribro
Tony's replacement is doing pretty shit
Tony Abbott stopped the boats
Labor more stable
Julia Gillard is gone thankfully
Mining isn't doing as well
Internet still shit
Current pm wants Australias population to grow by 3% indefinitely and essentially fuck everyone in the arse by overpopulation and being unable to afford homes etc
>>68725651
>Tony's replacement is doing pretty shit
I feared that. Tony seemed based as fuck
>Julia Gillard is gone thankfully
Thats good to hear. I was hoping she could go for a swim and get lost as well.
>Current pm wants Australias population to grow by 3% indefinitely
Through natural population gropwth or immigration?
Also, I watched some YT video where some asian chick was bitching about some stink on a detention island? That ever get resolved?
>>68725651
dont you guys have like a big empty areas in the middle of Australia? seems great to populate in if your country can turn these empty areas into an urban cities
Hamburg
Hamburg
add me on steam
I like hamburger
What is your country's "standard accent"? Where does it come from?
In the US the "standard accent" is the Midwestern accent, even though the Midwest is neither the cultural or economic center of our country.
>>68724976
The standard is the Western accent, you idiot corn husker.
British accent is the standard accent in the world.
>>68724999
Isn't the Western accent basically a surfer bro voice? It's not too common
Alright, /int/, serious question. How much will the Mexican economy suffer (if at all) when they have to pay for the wall along the US/Mexico border?
A lot, since we are not going to pay for shit.
>>68724931
You'll pay alright. Maybe not out right in money but definitely when Trump pulls the plug on NAFTA
>>68724849
which border is more dangerous? sk/nk border or us/mx border