>wake up
>America has parked one of these things on top of your cunt
What do?
Moan
Join into the its happening threads on pol
Go to USA as a political refugee.
>2017 in 7 days
>still virgin
>>68966625
9 days in your timezone, actually.
>>68966625
Are you from the future?
>>68966625
>24 years free of STD's
>Comments and stickers mocking US President-elect Donald Trump's Twitter-diplomacy have flooded his tweet pages, after Trump accused China of its seizure of a US navy drone and claimed that the US didn't want it back.
>Many Net users responded to Trump by saying, "Thanks for your Christmas gift! Chinese love you. Merry Christmas." A comment even reads that "Wow, you are really an amazing fool who governs the whole country through twitter."
>One of the stickers shows a comic panda singing a song with the subtitle reading "what can I do, what can I do, I eventually have to forgive you like a father."
>Another Net user satirized Trump by posting a picture of Lei Feng, a Chinese role model for selflessness, reading a book. The cover of the book reads "how to play with a fool."
>Moreover, a Net user posted a snapshot of Trump attending the Jimmy Fallon show in which the television host touched Trump's hair with a smile. The subtitle of picture reads, "Let me see if you have brought your brain with you."
http://archive.is/eKY6z
http://archive.is/WI0Qq
Why are Chinese so easily triggered, and why do their memes suck so much?
>>68966573
China number 1 superpower by 2020
screen cap this
then don't read it
just let all the emotion flow through you and collect no karma
>>68966627
Middle trips are shit
Which one do you like?
>>68966450
B
>>68966450
Germany.
>italian libidos destroy the country AGAIN
>>68966170
are Italian hands really that dark? lmao
>>68966198
Yes, people who actually leave their room tend to darken from the sun.
Autistic fuck
>>68966198
DELETE THIIIIIS!!!!!
WE ARE WHITE!
>December 22, 2016
>An American state STILL uses a cuckstamp flag
What do you expect from Hawaii?
>never even owned by britain
>>68965945
>>68967324
Literally the best state fuck off haoles.
Hello,
I wonder what the world knows about Bretagne/Breizh/Brittany ? History, culture, anything you know please share.
>Also, old photographs are welcome, I will drop some here
Only the flag, that you drink beer, are devout Catholics (at least in Camp des Saints), and that you're Celts
G'Day Australia. What are you Australians up to today?
A
>>68965642
My heads all fuzzy. I can't think
Getting ready for Chrissy, having family over this weekend
How hard is your driver's test in your country?
>>68965351
not as hard as my dick when I see your mom
>>68965351
I never got that, but its easy as hell here
>I taught myself how to drive
I'd say the law test for your learners is harder, but even then I only "studied" 20 minutes before and still got a 100
The US system is infinitely easier than anyone else's and you managed to fail
Meanwhile in Free Aleppo
Fassad forced them to do this, all their kids are strapped to barrelbombs and get dropped on the villages around Aleppo if they dont complie in this perverse artificial rite.
btw, why am I seeing christmas gnomes here?
Pretty westernised, a bit dissapointed that they dont have some cool oriental orthodox rite.
I guess its a gesture too.
>Chinese call each other "brother" and "sister"
>they love fried chicken (KFC is the most popular Western fast food franchise there)
>basketball is their favourite sport to watch and one of their favourite sports to play
>Chinese high school uniforms are literally tracksuits
>Chinese are obsessed with showing off their social status by buying iPhones
Are the Chinese the blacks of Asia?
No, that is Malaysia. China is the Poland of Asia.
>>68965099
no, they're the saudis of asia.
>>68965151
Saudi Arabia is in Asia.
Just look at this
>hey dude we want to have election and shiet
>ok
>hey dude looks like you lost we president nao
>ok
>gib presidency
>no
>ok
>>68964954
Most borders on Africa look retarded on africa because the colonial powers wanted to get some important resource or strategical territory. As you can see, that's a British protectorate used pretty much to safeguard their place on the Gambia river. Namibia has that weird thin appendix on the Northeast for that same reason
They gave the Madinka people an ethnic home so it's gucci
Why are western women so angry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqHYzYn3WZw
>>68964890
tell us how are eastern/russian women anonov
>>68965018
/thread
hnng
I want to learn dutch by march 15 for the elections. I don't expect to be fluent but I'd like to have some (decent) understanding.
Anybody learnt a language to that degree this quickly? Can it be done?
>>68964692
Only if you spend all your time surrounded by people communicating in Dutch and avoiding english media and sites.
>>68964692
Do you speak any languages besides English?
If you speak German then yes. If not, you would have to put in a ton of effort to get to an intermediate level in three months. I would say study for a few hours a day for the next month and see where you stand from there.
>time I'm Ausfailia is 16 hours ahead of the US
>Assholes didn't warn us ahead of time about 9/11
>>68964563
They were asleep????
XDD lmfao
>>68964563
>mfw this means they had advance warning about the Sydney cafe attack and STILL didn't do anything
We tried, but you were too busy being fat.