Why are British people so rude?
We're friendly but yanks think we're rude for some reason.
cant 'andle a bit of banta love?
theyre not rude, americans just cant into the bantz
Really makes you think.
>18
>15
>14
We have the most aesthetic nr of grammatical cases
>>69185746
I don't even understand what a case is so it can't be very complex
Who made the English language relevant, America or Britain?
>>69185614
Both
The Jews
We did at first but now everyone speaks like 'cowabunga dude radical man'
Was the rest of the world even trying ?
wtf is this shit
>>69185393
Global power.
I don't think Americans really understand about that.
You guys are too "ooga booga where da nukes at".
>>69185393
Old-school imperialism
Does your family fulfill any stereotypes about your country?
>tfw my mom is a fundamentalist Christian who raised me to deny evolution, didn't allow me to watch Harry Potter because witchcraft, and didn't allow me to play Pokemon because it has evolution in it
>tfw she gave me an extremely Jewish and had me circumcised name because she's such a huge judeophile
>tfw she believes the US not vetoing this recent UN resolution against Israel is proof of a biblical prophecy about end times and that most of the world is "against" America because they hate Christianity
>>69185216
>hardcore Christian
>doesn't hate Jews
Does not compute.
Not my family I guess, but I fill some of them.
>big football fan
>love tea
>gravy and chips
>Huge love of curry
I'm still a lanky bastard with all of my hair, and I don't froth at the mouth when someone asks what's the difference between continental Europe and the islands, but I eh.
Not really. They are atheist commies.
>>69185216
>tfw she believes the US not vetoing this recent UN resolution against Israel is proof of a biblical prophecy about end times
Don't Christian nutsjobs think this about almost everything that happens on a daily basis?
I swear I see claims of those prophesied end times signs every week.
Is French really the world's shittiest language?
every time i study it, i walk away frustrated and baffled that human beings continue to speak such an illogical, fussy, pedantic "language."
>"historical spelling"
>80% of letters are silent but must write and memorize them anyway
>handful of slightly varying phonemes that nonetheless carry critical information, you're fucked if you miss just one
>90% of which are vowels and grunts: "Il a un été et un an." = fuck outta here
>verbose and pedantic fixed phrases for simple concepts
>"What is it?" = "Qu'est-ce que ç'est?" = "WHAT IS IT THAT IT IS?" = fuck outta here
>despite overwrought polysyllabic spelling, is only three syllables like most languages
>fussy and nonsensical ("historical") fixed constructions: "Nous sommes lundi..." "Il est une heure et demie..."
>required need for "du" everywhere and before everything, just one more redundant formalism
>the fucking pronoun "on," worse than "su" in spanish
>the numerical system
>how much french adores itself for being a shitty latin creole
>has an Académie to ensure it never changes in any meaningful way, becomes comprehensible or relevant
honestly, is there a worse language than this? it's not too hard grammatically, except for some stupid quirks, but the spelling/phonology is a joke. it's a vowel soup with occasional "ettes" and "plupluplu's," intelligible only to those who, like long-held hostages or feral children, are convinced of the normalcy of their predicament. if french didn't exist, no one would ever create it. triste!
what language do you hate the most?
>>69185160
>what language do you hate the most?
Probably Chinese
>>69185160
>>the numerical system
Okay every Latin language is like that, don't be a pussy.
>>69185389
w r o n g
English - French
eighty - forty(*)two
ninety - forty(*)two(+)ten
ninetynine - forty(*)two(+)ten(+)nine
No other romance language that I know of does this, of course I could be blatantly wrong but it's still ridiculous.
Poland is one of the least famous European countries in Japan, so I'm curious.
I personally love it because polish posters are somehow cute, and friendly. <3
Shut up proxy polish poster
>>69185096
I'm not a proxy, mate.
Be nice to me :3
>>69185039
I don't know why
they look so vulnerable, like every post from them involves them being afraid russia/germany will break down their door and annex them
What happens here?
Do you mean inside the drawn box, or on the whole island(s)?
>>69185246
The whole island
>>69185498
basically this + being the capital of the world at death by firearms and walking dead.
People who like these types of places,
Why?
What is the appeal? Seriously.
>>69184752
Yeah why would people want to live where all the culture and career is, why don't they all want to live in tiny villages with one pub and supermarket
>>69184752
It looks great compared to most European cities that are basically cold Baghdads with roads that are crooked and all over the fucking place.
>>69184752
As far as capitals go
>Good infrastructure
>Usually the political heart of the country, you go there to work in the national administration
>Usually the legal heart of the capital, you go there if you work in/with the judiciary power
>Usually has the best universities of the country
>Usually has some of the best living standards in the country
>Usually the economic heart of the country, easy to find jobs there
>Usually has more shops and supermarkets, great places to shop and do groceries
>Usually have great "centre ville" residences where the elites gather (because these houses are so fucking expensive)
>You are stupid
>No seriously, you are fucking stupid
>How are you intelligent enough to independently breathe?
>Or perhaps you're not that intelligent? Did your parents really waste thousands of dollars on a machine that keeps YOU alive?
>>69186927
>most European cities that are basically cold Baghdads with roads that are crooked and all over the fucking place
We're reaching levels of contrarianism that shouldn't even be possible. Do you ever go outside, or do you get all your information about the real world from /int/? Do you really believe that Russian villages in the Urals with <1000 pops are the only livable places on the entire planet?
>You have to live in Germany or Argentina
choose wisely.
>pic related
I already live in germoney (Mallorca).
this is the definition of cherrypicking
>>69184663
German tourist detected
>>69184655
Feels bad
>earthquake 7.6 in Chile
>0 deaths
why is Chile so great?
Is this the latin version of Japan?
0 deaths more like 0 population density lol
0 deaths more like 0 buildings to destroy lol
This is the center of a village in Bulgaria, which is in the EU. Does anybody want to tell me why Eastern Europe is in the EU?
trd
Cause your elite wanted a cheap workforce to increase competetiveness in labour market and drive down labour prices as a result.
Oh and a massive market to sell your products as well.
>>69184352
>Does anybody want to tell me why Eastern Europe is in the EU?
Neoliberal attacks on the workers of northern european countries.
22 official languages.
How do they all communicate?
>>69184302
English
>>69184302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj56IPJOqWE
Many Indians never end up leaving their home state, so they have no reason to speak any of the other languages. As for parliament, I believe that MPs either speak in Hindi or English. If an MP can't speak either language then they just speak their own language and have a translator. I believe that most other government business is done in English, although they're trying to do more of it in Hindi now.
Bonjiourno
My name-a is Antonia Giuseppe and I run-a a pasta factory in Milan.
mamma mia
italy doesn't exist, I'm from firenze
>>69184186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OEKzcosURI
Any country whose majority language has this letter is by default third world.
>>69183272
usa is 2nd world though
>>69183272
take your (Yo...oh wait
>>69183272
agree
reminder that the USA will soon became the next hispanic country.