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singsong edition
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CEBOrodorP
>Official Unofficial Rules
1. Post something in you're language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
四. Requesting German raters, always requesting German raters.
>Obligatory English, but please do post other languages and more difficult English texts because that's the only way this will become interesting. =)
"I've battled over 50 people in my life. If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'll be in Grimsby for the weekend, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it."
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s18mdF8ikFi3
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>>69226444
hallo, pls critique my pronunciation
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u3fZ2QRVhl
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s04vOXFBLnvq
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So I'm in the Czech Republic on holiday. I thought I'd really like it, turns out it's just really seedy.
ITT: Countries you thought you'd like, but were utterly underwhelmed by irl.
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>>69224809
that's how I felt about Austria
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>>69224809
Well at least cathedral was good??
Just get cheap alcohol.
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this isn't really the thread, but I had the opposite with paris.
I expected it to be totally awful and it was actually quite beautiful (not the outskirts though lol)
What are nationalists like in your country?
This is what Swedish nationalists looks like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbQFq4oKwbM
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https://youtu.be/dXpffMXUcAg
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>I'm a nationalist
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>>69224924
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/602442
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Why did France get the biggest piece of the african cake ?
Plus the Belgian Congo, Africa is mostly a French-speaking continent.
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I guess learning French isn't as useless as I thought
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>>69224210
it's absolutely not useless to learn French because in 2060 there will be 1 billion (1.000.000.000) people speaking French in this world, thanks to Africa : http://www.lefigaro.fr/culture/2013/03/20/03004-20130320ARTFIG00318-un-milliard-de-francophones-en-2060.php
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>>69224287
Outside Ivory Coast and Kinshasa nobody speak french in the ''francophone Africa''
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I wish I were a Californian instead of being born in that shithole.
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>>69223992
Me too tbH. Fuck Europe.
No idea what my life would be like, maybe it'd be worse, but if I could I would trade
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You guys can come visit any time. We da Bess.
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>>69223992
>First world country
>Shithole
Nigga
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1. Your country
2. Which side your country will be on in World War III
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>>69224675
Neutral, sadly on range of nuclear fallout
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Obama is pathetically trying to fuck with the next biggest allies on earth. Trump will hold hands with Putin
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Funland will always be on nato side since a crisis in the baltic automatically means invasion of funland by ryssä. It's inevitable, but psychotics who hate the US for no reason still don't want to join nato.
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>Atatürk was not a turk
>Half of ottoman sultans were not turks
>Erdogan is also not a turk
What is this country even?
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>>69223867
Historically, link between Europe and Asia
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>>69223867
Rightful Greek clay
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hey german tell me what is a turk because you seem to know better than everyone else :D
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We're all tired of being irrelevant, so imagine if we could just unite to create a much bigger 1trilion+ economy and a military which could stand up against russia.
Thoughts?
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>>69223662
>implying you don't just want to send all the niggers across the border
>implying Russia with their "traditional values" (Putin's words) would ever want such literal fucking cucks like you
Bygg muren sier jeg, bygg muren.
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>>69223662
>Greenland
>Iceland
Fuck off, that's American clay
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>>69223662
>Union with Sweden
The socioeconomic consequences of entering a union with a people that have to call together 100 men to change one light bulb would be too great.
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Why dont they just fix the leaning?
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>>69223172
They hope that one day it will fall and crush the gypsie beggars below.
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It wasn't intentional?
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>>69223172
because leaning is worth more for tourism
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/benis/ ehemals /deutsch/
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kadsbuggelige ausgabe :DDDDDD
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wer ist der momentane fadenhurensohn?
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>>69188754
gibt mir eure besten political Balls
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>>69188797
Ich glaube man muss es mal in echt machen um herauszufinden ob man es geil findet
2d > 3d
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>nigdy nie miej seksu, najbardziej naturlanej rzeczy na swiecie
>traktuj samice jak innom rase
>w ramach wychodzenia ze spierdolenie pomysl ze znajdziesz prace jednakze masz jedynie januszexy do wyboru gdzie sami frajerze wiec takie technikum 2.0
>nie rób nic
anoni kurwa no nie da sie wyjsc z tego jebanego limbo
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/balt/
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>>69186918
/sralt/, wykurwiaj.
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>>69186893
i kurwa przez zjebanie edycji pewnie dublami nie pobłogosławi
/sralt/
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Do you watch your countries porn?
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>>69223413
>automatically associating porn with interracial genre
>it became the new cliché of porn when you think about porn.
good goy!
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>>69223413
no, half the girls are usually romanians or from some shitty ex-ussr country and the other half are ugly south americans.
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Stop watching porn
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Sweaty tim edition
http://sketchtoy.com/67770605
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cara
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who here /team moose/?
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jan jan gunna getcha
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Language thread
Nasal edition
previous >>69212120
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Last thread everyone complained about genders, but Hebrew has the worst:
Gendered numbers (and not just one, every number other than powers of ten)
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First for 7 ways to say "cat"
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>>69223157
7 different words or just conjugations of the same root? (IE: chat and chatte aren't different words)
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thoughts on western turkey?
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Greek clay
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>>69222646
Ionia belongs to Greece. Also, it's Smyrna, not Izmir.
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>>69222646
Gavats. Greek rape babies. Almost assassinated Atatürk back in the day but now they worship him like a prophet. Ultimate western wannabe cucks.