>just got back from vacation
>can't shitpost from a meme flag now
>now just another, boring american
>too lazy to get a proxy
>tfw
>can't shitpost from a meme flag now
But you are.
>>69455652
>says the leaf
>>69455388
>Tfw vacation got cut short 15 days.
Which country is the best at turning their enemies into cucks?
USA are turning their allies into cucks. South Korea is a joke, far more than Japan.
>>69455270
Japan is the pussiest nation on earth now, worse than Sweden or anything but the weebs will get triggered if you say that.
>>69455333
K-pop is pretty much a numale cancerfest but Japan is still worse, never forget they are the people who made anime, anime pillows, cuddling cafes and all that shit. It's a wreck.
Why are europeans so lazy compared to americans?
but mexicans are literally the stereotipical definition of lazy people.
>>69454959
40 hour work weeks aren't sufficient to you?
>>69455055
I'm glad you brought that up, did you know our Mexicans make more money than the average European? Idk why we consider europeans white
arab bros, what does this say?
>>69454918
that you have to go back?
>>69454993
if I was arabic, I'd know what this was faggot. I'm dutch, this is a screenshot from a video and I wanna know what it means.
>has money for cuckpass
pay debts
>>69454993
Mashallah Turk,but he asked an arab
hilo de aprendizaje de espenis
como van tus estudios /int/?
voy a tomar unos clases de español en la universidad quier mejorar muy rapidamente
inb4 CHI, no soy CHI en realidad pero en mi opinion ahora toda la gente en eeuu son CHI en alguna forma, es el idioma secundario de la pais
>>69454698
País es masculino.
>>69454698
>inb4 CHI, no soy CHI en realidad
i don't believe you.CHI
>>69454698
Te deseo buena suerte con tus estudios.
Para mí, quiero mejorar mi gramática cuando escribo porque siempre se va a la mierda al final de mis oraciones.
>turks
kek
Istanbul is technically in europe
>Russia
Y tho
>>69454530
Majority of Russians life in Europe.
Which isn't the case for Turkey
wtf i love swedes now!
>homoerotic fascists
what a time to be alive
>>69454260
Slavs beat them to it
>>69454236
Can't wait for the sex tape desu
USA has a great national anthem.
USA doesn't have a food shortage
USA has great healthcare
>>69453658
USA is good at lying
why are the french so bad at war?
>>69453154
because of eternal-anglo :^)
>>69453154
We won that war.
>>69453310
it did take you a hundred years though
In this thread we honor the eternal Anglo.
>>69453075
NO
>>69453075
>>69453075
Darwin.
Describe a day in the life of the cunt above.
I'll start with USA cause why not.
>be American
>go to Wal-Mart
>there are no fatcarts
>have to walk a mile down the potato chip and soda aisle just to get a gallon of milk to go with your smuggled kinder surprises
>shart your pants
>it drips down your leg to the floor
>slip in your own shit
>can't get back up
>lay there in your own shit surrounded by 10 lb bags of potato chips
>reach over and open a bag of Chicken and Waffle flavored Ruffles and eat them until help arrives
>get halfway through the bag
>decide to eat a kinder surprise
>you begin to choke on it
>can't reach the 30 pack of Coca Cola
>you see a woman on the horizon
>you manically wave your arms around to signal for help
>she panics and shoots you, and the shock dislodges the kinder surprise from your throat
>she then calls the police and tells them you were assaulting her and she defended herself
>police arrive
>they shoot you again
>notice the illegal substance you were consuming
>flip a coin to decide whether to shoot again or not
>doesn't matter, they do it anyway for good measure
>they load you in an ambulance
>take you to the hospital
>the surgeons remove your right foot on accident because of a mixup with your paperwork
>then they remove the bullets and patch you up
>release you from the hospital
>you speak to a lawyer about your missing foot
>the best he can do is a settlement out of court for $15,000 because they found that you had Diabetes and you would eventually lose your foot from poor circulation anyway
>finally get the bill from the hospital
>it's just over $200,000, not including the ambulance ride
>you see a psychiatrist who diagnoses you with depression and autism
>he prescribes 17 different pills to treat them
>you die of Diabetes complications 6 months later
>your kids inherit your debt
>they go out to send a payment through the mail
>they get shot
>be british
>get raped by pakis
>tell police
>get jailed for racism
>can't shoot yourself because no guns
>masturbate to a picture of her royal majesty Queen Elizabeth II
>>69452936
Masturbating to HRH would be very uncouth.
>>69452936
>be American
>drive 1hr 30 mins to nearest Mart
>"still faster and more efficient than walking 1 mile" you think
>the numerous speed bumps on the endless sub-urban roads cause your sphincter to relax
>you're confident that your ability to fight on like the founding fathers allows you to endure the hardships of this trip
>arrive in the 15mile x 15 mile parking lot
>the endless looping around the parking lot causes your sphincter to get anxious
>"Gosh darn it when will I get to the fricking Mart!" you start to think
>finally find a proper space for your car
>however your All-American™ fighting spirit and strength is fast drained by your ever-relaxing sphincter
>can't even properly park the car, the fight against the tea-tax tyranny of your sphincter is coming to a messy end
>"If I can just get to the Mart like my grandad got to Berlin!" you think
>Sphincter releases a massive, high-fructore corn syrup fueled shart
>"This is my personal 9/11" you think
>prostate on the car lot so that your compatriots can see your moment of shame and anguish, for you have failed all free men and all democratic peoples everywhere
>bald eagles shed a single tear in unison
>Barack HUSSIEN Obama (aka B.O.) outlaws shartriotism
>there are white people who had the misfortune of being born in Latin America
>>69452533
>Latin America
>white people
>>69452533
>there are Americans who think they are white
>>69452584
>>69452571
but there is white u retards not the like the cucked from norway though
also that argetino is a rare shitskin
germany hate thread
no, I love Merkel and her money.
Fuck germany. We shall divide it with poland.
>>69452124
Sweden is fucking gay tbqh.
Does your country get a lot of tornadoes?
>USA
Yeah we get a lot
>>69451460
I'll never get the appeal of living in tornado alley.
>>69451460
>California
no
incoming europeans spouting that the houses would have survived if they were made of <insert building material>
Lets gang up on Australians. Time to take those cunts out!
>a fucking leaf
>a fucking leaf
>a fucking leaf