> Be imperial Japan
> Be a country full of honour and independancy
> America somehow threatens all that by having a base in Hawaii
> Don't want to suck American dick in the event the invade you
> Launch a full scale attack on Pearl Harbour
> Kick start a war with America, fueling said countries bloodlust
> 3 years, two atomic bombs and death count more than 3 million later, surrender
> Be today
> Japan has lost all honour, manufactures plastic toys and cheap electronics for daddy America
> End up sucking American dick
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
In a few years America will be 49% white while Japan will be 99% Japanese. America will crumble. Japan win in the end and spread anime in to the universe.
>Be british empire
>have a colony called new zeland
>it's gay as fuck
>full of brown people and chinks
>Win war against japan
>get eaten alive by china
>nobody cares because your country is a shithole the size of vancouver island
>>69649851
>Be british empire
>have a colony called canada
>it's gay as fuck
>full of chinamen, mongols, mart sharters and poo in looers
>win war against japan
>get eaten by choina
>unironically has a french speaking region
>nobody takes you seriously because you unironically have a fucking leaf as a flag
What if this guy ignored the pact he did with the Egypt population and made Albanian official language?What would Egypt be like now?
I wonder
>>69649512
For example that thing happened in Greece,where Arvanitika(a dialect of Albanian) was made official language,so it isn't that impossible.
>>69649461
People of Egypt already disliked this Governor of Egypt then they would just write the Ottoman Sultan to dispose him and he would before the Governor got too strong ( like he did in our universe)
>your country
>your thoughts on bidets
>whether you've used one
>whether you own one
I went to my friend's house and she has a cheapo bidet which used cold water attached to her standard toilet, and even that was a wonderful treat to use--I was even tempted to ask for one for Christmas.
>>69649365
I had one of those in my old house
It's surely better than keeping poo in the bin.
Share your bidet stories, OP.
>>69649365
I'm with you on this one bidets are rad.
When I was in italy and there was one in every hotel, what a treat.
what's a bidet?
I have never seen a nigger of my life.
>>69649200
>nigger of my life
what did he mean by this?
>>69649200
Go buy a mirror Abdul.
>>69649200
You mean the nigger who's supposed to cuck you?
He's coming, wait a little more Pierre
If you don't want muslims just plant trees
>Holy See is >15% forest
I find that hard to believe.
>>69648947
Tree means Arab in French.
>>69648965
They just need 20 trees to go over 15%
Also I forgot to paint W.Sahara
>women have just as difficult lives as me-
>>69648904
Me on the right
How was pregnancy not a death sentence for her?
look, future 4chan posters
are they any ''white'' americans left that don't have any nigger,chink or indian(feather) genes?
are they any ''white'' bulgarians left that don't have any turk,mongol or gypsy genes?
Yes but only Utahns
>>69648777
very few. If that guy was one skin shade lighter and had a name like john or brad he'd be considered as a regular white american
What's that one car that you're wary of when you see it, /int/? The one that just screams "undercover cop", even when it isn't?
Where I live the choice picks seem to be the Ford Explorer, Ford Taurus, Chevy Impala, and every now and then, a classic Crown Vic.
If it's white, has additional lights on the roof, and a two-part rear door, then it's the real deal for sure.
Black SUVs, can't recall the exact models
Everytime. So obvious and cliche
A VW Caddy parked at the side of the road usually screams speed camera
Who do you think won a regional miss competition here? And no, these aren't bad shots of her, in fact these are the good ones...
hopefully not the basic blonde bitch, boring with horse jaw and no tits gtfo
Is there any scientific evidence that new Zealand actually exists
there's scientific evidence that it doesn't
http://worldmapswithout.nz
>>69648135
NZ-caust didn't happen but it should've
>2017
>still believing New Zealand exists
Do ex-Soviets really live worse than they did 30 years ago?
I find this hard to believe since they have internet access and aren't being shot in Afghanistan or starving because the grain quota wasn't met.
>>69647983
Ex soviets yes
Im fine
Ex-Soviet cunts were better off as they were, to be honest.
>>69647983
No, Soviet Union and gommunism were the worst cancers imaginable.
I think I found the perfect definition for first world, second world, and so on
First World: Countries who can build spaceships, satellites and similar shit
Second World: Countries who can at least build airplanes
Third world: Countries who can at least build cars
Fourth World: Countries who can't build cars
Fifth World: commie shitholes
Agree?
>>69647925
>First World: Countries who can build spaceships, satellites and similar shit
By that regard India is first world
>>69647949
India will be a superpower in less than 3 years from now
>>69647925
The most retarded definition I've ever seen on this board.
Indonesia, Pakistan and India are the biggest muslim countries in the world
>>69647881
and?
>>69647881
>post yfw arabs in the ME finaly secularize and join the West we'll ""cleanse"" our mutual enemy of the brown shitskins of the south
And France will be soon to join them.
>go out
>minus 20 degrees
>see a homeless person
>feel bad
>>69647855
Be a good gommunist and share your things with him
But my mom (who's a vatnik) said homeless don't exist in Former Yugoslavia because gommunism was so great everyone got a free house/apartment
>>69647950
but I have little, just for myself
>>69647957
sounds like something a vatnik would say desu senpai
Your country
Do you support Israel?
Yes ofc.
>>69647802
No, but I don't support hamas either
>>69647802
I thought they were the greatest ally to the West and the only real democracy in the ME?
What happened?