''High score in nationwide murders'' edition.
now don't screw it up next time, ok?
Excellent, we've moved into 2017!
>>69465155
Thank you based Puerto rico poster
I should be sleeping.
>le scandinavia is cold meme
you're all burnt shitskins compared to the white eastern european masterrace.
East Europe is only cold because mother nature wants them to die.
>>69776985
this
kelet európai mesterfaj reportál
>>69777046
But that's not true. Mother Nature heard our cries and protects us against the illegal immigrants. Arabs can hardly deal with +5°, no way they'll be going anywhere with -20 outside.
Greatest Prime Minister this country has ever had edition
gonna do a suicide
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
>>69771697
Lord Palmerston
You will never be as happy as a South African kid on their first day of school
https://twitter.com/hashtag/backtoschool
>>69771415
>nice school uniforms
>poor as fuck shithole third world country
i don't get it anon. they look better than the poorest kids here.
They don't even have shoes. Sad!
>>69771443
>>69771453
They're not poor. Their culture is not to wear shoes in that part of South Africa.
I want to have sex with a Slavic person every day.
>>69771369
Your D is too small for that challenge
>>69771369
proxy, off
>>69771369
I've become a russiaboo
Help
>perfect Europe doesn't exi-
I understand North and South Italy division, but why so many like in the map?
>>69770929
Fixed
I prefer to be with Britain than France.
>>69770960
The Italian states have distinct cultures, languages, and political structures. Garibaldi was an idiot.
>Old friends are either finished or finishing University and getting wealthy
>I'm still a dumb neet
The neet life isn't as great as people claim.
>hasn't worked
You have no fucking idea how much you'll miss NEETdom.
>Old friends are all unemployed engineers
>I'm still in grad school
>>69769740
I have
And it's far better than being a neet who has no money for anything. I need a job again, this is suffering
I'm an Australian of Maori descent.
I'm 191cm/6'2.5 feet and 120 kg and I reckon I could take on any dickhead here (even the ""tough"" Eastern/Slavic Europeans).
Prove me wrong.
*proves u wrong*
>>69768987
>Australian
>Maori Descent
lol no cunt
I'd fucking smash you too, poof.
the taller the harder they fall
i'm not saying it'd be easy though
Do you remember who the first girl you ever fapped to was? Who and what was it?
When I was young I used to destroy my penis to Carmen Electra.
Rhian Sugden. She's too skinny and slag faced for me to think she's super hot now, but she still has the nicest pair of tits I have ever seen in my life. They're literally perfect.
Lala from To love-る
anybody else who fapped to an anime girl in his first time?
>>69767730
Are you Dennis Rodman?
>the country's name is the Netherlands
>it's widely called Holland
>it's people are "dutch"
>even though the real "Dutchland" is Germany
how can a language fuck up a country's nomenclature that bad?
>>69767391
>the country's name is Argentina
>it's widely called Africa
>it's people are "white"
>even though the real. 'Whiteland" is Iceland
you tell me boss
>>69767391
not to mention their national color is orange but its not even on their flag
>even though the real "Dutchland" is Germany
what did he meant by this?
You can only post in this thread if you're elected leader is a degenerate piss fetishist.
wtf I hate dr*mpf now
>>69766180
>people actually believe that report
This world should be destroyed.
Did OP come from different time line where Shillary became president?
ITT: We post pictures and other users try to guess where it is, winner gets to post his own picture.
Nice, original landscapes only edition.
England
>>69765835
USA
1. you're a son of a bitch
2. your honest opinion on Argentina and Argentines
>>69765445
wwat was that made by the chiefs son or somethin
>>69765445
I used to think it was white and sophisticated before coming to /int/. Now judging by the lat threads I've been in it's full of brown twelve year olds who love smoking weed.
>>69765445
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
How are couples like these seen in your country?
>aus
>not well
>>69764355
bump
>>69764355
why do you lie?
>>69764355
Never seen a British man, Canadian woman couple here.
Why do White people love emigrating from Europe?
Why do you love to immigrate to foreign lands?
>>69763941
Emigration and expansion are part of human nature.
Nanana, nana, nana, nanana
Una margherita dice la verita
>>69763966
Asians have stayed in Asia and don't let non Asians in.
Maybe we are just more loyal to our culture and land.