Spurdo Spärde edition (free mentionings inside)
>Official Unofficial Rules
I. Post something in you're language or request something in someone else's (e.g. read stuff, memes, music, banter, chit-chat, lots of shitposts)
b. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
3. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
四. Must post at least one (1) OC vocaroo to participate in this thread
ITT: we read something, in our own languages or otherwise, in a Spurdo voice
one of my favorite poems from one of my favourite Italian authors: 'San Martino' by Giosuè Carducci (pic related)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05I8GyMFE9x
La nebbia a gl'irti colli
piovigginando sale,
e sotto il maestrale
urla e biancheggia il mar;
ma per le vie del borgo
dal ribollir de' tini
va l'aspro odor dei vini
l'anime a rallegrar.
Gira su' ceppi accesi
lo spiedo scoppiettando
sta il cacciator fischiando
su l'uscio a rimirar
tra le rossastre nubi
stormi d'uccelli neri,
com'esuli pensieri,
nel vespero migrar.
>>72044214
here's the place that inspired the poet, Castagneto Carducci (named in honor of the poet himself; 'castagneto' means 'chestnut forest'), located on the so called 'Etruscan Coast' in Tuscany
since I'm the only one in this thread I might as well continue the shitposting myself
I wanted to recite another poem, but I said fuck it, so here's my best Mussolini impression
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17l59oVxXqn
What "Limo" the leader of your cunt uses?
shameless bump
>>72043770
what Ford model is it?
BMW 7
If I was a president I would buy a Lexus
merc
>fucking arab subhumans, all of them live in deserts huts and will never become civiliz-
i never said that
Just because they live in skyscrapers designed by whites and built by flips doesn't mean they're civilized
>German flag
Name a manlier man
(pro-tip: you literally can't)
Your mom.
>>72043575
/thread
Top 5 Manliest Men Power Rankings
1. Genghis Khan
2. Atilla the Hun
3. Tamerlane
4. Kublai Khan
5. Suleiman the Magnificent
Edycja przechujowych memów od diasporaków
czemu diasporak cwelem jest
seks
beat my time
http://online.seterra.com/en/vgp/3003
kys
>>72043289
xD
3 days ago i got 34% in like 5 min
2 days ago i started learning
yesterday i learnt all
and now i tried to do it on time, could do even faster but under minute is k
So many non-states, god damn
kurva anyátok
>>72043105
Biztos vagyok benne,hogy valamelyikőtök majd összerakja a pőzlit.
>>72043160
ELSŐ
>>72043160
buzigecis kifele
Lik lonn for alle kjonn-utgaven
Forrige: >>72028838
Fy faen nå er jeg LEI den jævla kvinnedagen.
styggedom
vestens forfall
subversiv degenerasjon
jævla dritt
Forst er storst
>had one chance
>live in northern canada
Why don't you move?
>had one chance
>live in best country.
>>72042959
My job is on a contract.
It's -40 degrees here and im trapped inside send help.
No edition.
/trashy gf/
is there a reason why more intelligent carnivores like monkeys and bears dont cook with fire
Sehr geehrte Journalisten
Wir stehen ihnen für Interviews zur Verfügung. Wer wir sind? Wir sind Pozzhahnreie. Wenn sie wissen wollen was das ist, klären wir sie natürlich darüber auf.
Mit freundlichen Grüßen
/deutsch/
>>72042597
zu früh
gemeldet
>>72042597
>Pozzklapsenbrudi unser Repräsentant ist
Gar nicht mal so verkehrt uezs.
Seid ihr auch Frischluftfanatiker?
Seit letztem Jahr habe ich irgendwie von 8 Uhr in der Früh bis es dunkel wird mein Fenster auf.
Und dann nochmal 30min bevor ich schlafen geh.
Ich kann stickige Luft im Zimmer einfach nicht ab.
Früher habe ich teilweise Tagelang nicht gelüftet.
Aber das könnte ich mir jetzt gar nicht mehr vorstellen.
1. Your cunt
2. Would you marry girl like this?
>flag
>yes
>>72042485
flag
obviously
>>72042485
I wouldn't marry anyone, I'm not stupid.
>>72042485
>marry
no
>fat
no
lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas
Please vocaroo it for me
perkele perkele sauna
>>72042842
Gimme a sec, bump this thread please.
What's the most beautiful state in the USA and why?
comatose state
because you don't know you're surrounded by americans
>>72042268
be nice to your colony
>>72042268
jej
Who did it best?
Chicago is a version of a pie, not a pizza, while NY is closer to real Italian pizza.
>>72041769
with that """"pizza"""" you can end the hunger in africa and albania
>>72041790
But it's called pizza not pie