Why is French orthography so fucked up?
the French Academy founded in 1635 standardized the complicated orhography of the time while other languages evolved and simplified without regulation
>il ne peut pas parler francais
>>72086270
n'est pas un secret que le français est foutu, mec
What are you reading now?
Is that a pickpocketing guide?
r8 no h8
Infinite Jest
I have a question regarding this cunt. How is it that it came to be? I've seen both Brazilians and argentinians claiming it to be their rightful clay. How has Uruguay kept its sovereignty for so long with such neighbors?
>>72085269
We don't claim it. It's Brazilian, let them be happy for once and keep it.
>>72085269
Uruguay
More like u r a gay lmao
>>72085269
>How has Uruguay kept its sovereignty for so long with such neighbors?
Be white
Be alpha
Tell everyone what they are
>Sovereignty granted
Brazilians are fucking poor, they don't immigrate yet.
Mexicans and Maghrebis are less poor, they immigrate en masse yet.
Why ?
>>72084932
>Brazilians don't immigrate
wat
There's a lot of them in Lodnon
>>72084932
It's almost like... their border... is far away from the 1st world country or something...
>>72084932
Mexico has what is percieved as "muh greates country in the world" next door, with the best economy.
Morocco has fucking western europe 15 km away.
Brazil is surrounded by the rest of south america.
communism edition
I wake up around 11PM, take a stroll through the streets of London between 12PM and 1PM. I then proceed to read the works of Karl Marx and Trotsky in Her Majesty's parks outside Buckingham Palace, often giving a slight yet luxurious "ha-haw" at the simplicity of their minds. I return home, shower, and scan any potential contracts through various sites. I work for no more than four hours per day yet tend to accomplish enough to make 40K per year. I take the tube to Canary Wharf and laugh at the bankers who make 10 times as much as I do, yet will never be richer in body and soul and see their visible frustration when I call them "replaceable cogs in a jewwy machine".
After, I head to the bar where my old school friends wait - their tired, aged faces are fuel for my youth and vigour. Their girlfriends and wives often hit on me secretly; I play along and let them think they have a chance, before I leave the bar with the prettiest girl half their age. I take her back to my place, and we chill under the skylights and fall in love for a night. By morning I shush her out, call my father and let him know his advice was poor, that 30 years at a pharmaceutical for a redundancy package barely worth 100K wasn't worth it, and he should never call again - I hang up before he tells me I was the one who called. I proceed to get comfy in my bed, I zone into my sports channel of choice and fall asleep until 11PM hits once more.
OGGY OGGY OGGY
just invited the fat 40 year old woman co-worker to the dedicated fight room
waiting on her response
>Russia tries to invade Poland in the 20s
>no reaction from the West
>Invades Poland again in 1939 together with Germany.
>somehow WW2 is only Germany's fault
>>72088501
>no reaction from the West
>>72088501
I think they were allies when nazis came into power
>Poland provokes war
>hitler says to stop
>they don't
>poland and uk friends against nazis
>poland attacked , uk declares war on germans
>WW2 ended , poland under soviet flag
>>72088763
>Poland provokes war
Did you hit yourself in the head?
Hey /int/, especially Indian Anons
I never visit this board but I need to ask a few questions. My job is sending me to India alone for 3 months, to Bangalore to be more precise:
>Will I get raped (I'm a girl btw)
>Is pepper spray legal to carry there ?
>Will I get super bored ? I'll be staying in a 5 star hotel with a pool, etc. but even that can get boring
>How easy is it to make interesting local friends ? Where do I meet cool people there ?
>Will I get diarrhea from eating local food ?
Only serious replies please, thanks
Caution and common sense.
If you're about to get raped run to the nearest toilet. The witch will protect you.
>>72088399
>You will get stared at a lot. Try to stay in groups, don't be alone after dark, exercise caution.
>I think it is.
>Dunno about banglore but if you're into it we have lots of ancient architecture. There is fun stuff to do I guess. Depends on your interests.
I've heard the traffic in banglore is the worst so be prepared.
>If you learn a word or two in the local language everyone should be super thrilled and excited about you.
> I have no clue. If I knew how to make friends id not be on a Mongolian knitting board.
> Yes probably. Buy/ pack some ORS. While you're at it get some mosquito repellant cream too. Also please dont drink anything but bottled water. Check for the seal/puffiness of the bottle too.
Happy to answer any other questions.
kurva anyátok
>aéa odamentem a szokott könyves bódéhoz és most már csak szar könyveik vannak
>>72084859
Első
>>72084693
kikérem magamnak, én mindig értékes postákkal gazdagítottam a fonalat és még csak nem is az enyém az eredeti zsidóposta
Which Euro country has the prettiest people?
>>72084544
jeff
Ukraine
Finland (not)
coastguard edition
>>72084537
first for i want a trap bf
second, for normal cis bf
>>72084537
third for ethiopian wife
I have a question for any Paraguayan anon here or maybe an argentinian/brazilian that lives close to the border.
Is there a big hair business in Paraguay? I'm asking because there's people that come once in a while in a car with a Paraguayan plate asking teenagers for hair, they normally pay 50 bucks for normal hair and 100+ for blonde.
I had heard of it before and it was even in the news in 2015/16 but now my aunt told me they asked my niece, offered to pay 100 for her hair.
I'm quite worried right now, as far as I know it's not illegal but...
It's a nice amount of money though, 100 for 3 locks
>>72084366
>Is there a big hair business in Paraguay?
lol wuuuut
>I had heard of it before and it was even in the news in 2015/16
same, i thought that thing was over
it was even popular in the 2014ish to steal hair from women at the bus
never heard of it afterwards
>>72084366
nice thread, faggot
How accurate is pic related?
>>72084130
50%, the cuck should be fapping and the tears sould be of joy.
>>72084130
Very inaccurate. She is aiming at his belly button. 3-4 inches off.
>>72084130
Accurate
Why do you think of blond people especially germans blond people ? Pic related
like so?
>>72082807
I still don't really understand what happened
kill myself with gas our toaster in bath --> kill neighbour's kid with knife
>>72082918
Devil's possesion I think.
this is the cab man from /ex-yu/, he's 30ish and still a virgin.
alpha
Xposed
Picolé
Spanish pronounce J as R.
Juan like Ruan
Raul like Raul because it's normal
Explain yourself for the J spanish people
J for anglophones/germanophones are like J in "Journey" and it's not at all like your J.
R like in the word "Roll" in english are like the name Raul in spanish
A non hispanic who sees San Jose for the first time will pronounce San Jose with the J of Journey instead of San Rosé
Are you actually retarded?
>>72080673
https://translate.google.fr/?hl=fr#fr/en/Jos%C3%A9
Even Google translation agrees with me, check the prononciation
>>72080607
"J" est "H" anglais, dégénéré
la français a la prononciation plus ritarde