What is dating like in your country?
In burgerland my experience has been:
1)Meet girl
2)Flirt with girl
3)Go on few dates
4)Have sex after 3 - 4th date
5)Start hanging out more and more and smashing all the time
6)Usually around 3 - 4 months agree you have the talk and are exclusive
tinder one and done's, not included
Wizard here, I genuinely stopped caring so I don't know
Wish I wanna know, anon. Really wish.
>>72384898
Sounds about right
Why do Muricans love clapping so much?
Why do british love sucking my cock so much
Why do british love sucking my cock so
>>72384781
It reminds them of gun sounds.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, MR. STREET SHITTAN'
KEK POSTAN'
brouhgt to you by carl's jr
ZITTO ANIMALEN'
Poland-senpai...Please take this!
*runs away*
I wish she'd present me her dirty panties like that instead.
SHUT THE FUCK UP JAPAN
Hey USA, I love you actually, but don't get the wrong idea! We're still enemies, you have to be eliminated.
Is it true that Japanese people have a very low self-esteem? If so, why?
Yes, because Japanese monkeys know that they are a lesser race compared to superior Chinese and Korean people.
>>72384010
It's just we see people with massive confidence and a high self-esteem obnoxious and intellectually handicapped.
You don't wanna be seen as a retard with a noisy mouth.
>>72384010
It's called manners.
Do you know Godefroy de Montmirail ? A French knight who lived in the 11th and 12th century under Louis VI king of the Franks. What is your thought oabout him ?
It's me or Godefroy is a badass name ? I think I will called my son Godefroy in second name.
>>72383895
Le gode froid mdr
>>72383895
That's Liam Neeson from Northern Ireland though
i fucking hate. hes so hard to beat
>>72383260
okay
>>72383260
Man i miss final fantasy
>Tfw I never played earthbound
Gotta get to it desu
Are you ready for the Turkish Wars 2.0 fellow Europeans?
How the fuck can he say something like that with a straight face?
>>72383183
he will send 15k syrians in a month. better prepare your ass lad
>be me
>moderate weeb
>been studying Japanese on and off for a few years
>sitting with friend in a bus
>suddenly, two Japanese students walk in and start jabbering
>tfw actual Japanese
>being spoken next to me
>I know I can't let this opportunity pass by
>waiting until they're done with their conversation
>Japs are done with their conversation after 10 minutes or so
>their going towards the exit
>I've got to say something
>"OYASUMI NASAI NE FUTARI TOMO"
>awkward silence
>only one of them gets out of the bus
>he yells "WOW" and is laughing his ass off
>the other one starts staring at me
>starts typing furiously on his BlackBerry keyboard
>then when I left the bus, I saw him walking right next to me, looking down as to avoid eye contact with that weird weeaboo
I've never felt this autistic before in my whole life.
Just thought I'd share.
>>72383035
>"OYASUMI NASAI NE FUTARI TOMO"
What this means? Not everyone here is a fucking fat weeb.
>>72383349
Something along the lines of "have a good night, boys", but in a real girly, semi-aggressive way.
Anyway, I just feel like ending it atm.
I've somehow managed to fail at being a weeb.
I'm either going to grind the heck out of this langauge, or never speak it to anyone ever again
>>72383035
Do you read VNs, lad?
>USA is first worl-
>>72383034
we out of this world fincuck
I wish Sweden still had you on a leash.
>>72383034
>posting some abandoned place
At least post a pic where people actually live, like pic related.
name five famous brazilians
football players are not allowed
1. That guy from Overwatch
2. Kuruminha
3. I give up
>>72382923
>this is what passes for ""white"" in Brazil
>>72382923
Didi
Dedê
Mussum
Zacarias
sua mãe
Which is the best US city?
New York City, duh
LA is a massive shithole and everywhere else outside of the east coast and chicago is flyover
Memes aside, NYC. I wouldn't want to live there, but it's still the US city most worth visiting.
depends on what your likings in a city is
Speaking English edition
/balt/
I have to go to the pokemon center to restore my pokemons HP
Lurkaj koncima da stekneš uvid kako se ovdje komunicira, kako se ponašati kako ne itd.
>>72382509
kaki je ovo gzenomorf?
>programeri nikad nece osjetit picku
>pjesnici mogu birat koga i sta ce jebat
v r i s s
gluten je najopasniji
Marianne Thieme uitgaven.
DIT KEER ECHT
Welkom: Dierenvrienden
Niet welkom: Dierenbeulen
/balt/
>>72382506
Xde voor joerianon <3
Herinnering om DENKpalers te rapporteren en te negeren.