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>>72394343
>One thing you've got to remember is that the X23 character is a Mexican

What the fuck have you done this time Hollywood

Final bump.

>>72394343
Yes. It's a term college and highschool bitches use often for an older guy with money.

>>72394328

http://mentalfloss.com/article/55306/11-french-travel-tips-visiting-america
>BE FRIENDLY TO NOSY STRANGERS.
>Be prepared for an onslaught of friendliness. You may be approached by a stranger on the street asking you where you got your coat. Passersby greet each other cheerfully in the street.
>THEY FEEL NO HUMILIATION ABOUT THEIR EATING HABITS, EVEN WHEN ASKING FOR A "DOGGY BAG."
>The portions are often gargantuan in the United States (but you already knew that). Americans are not embarrassed to ask for a "doggy bag" to take home. They'll even take home the rest of the tortillas appetizer.
>YOU CAN NOT ABANDON UGLY CHILDREN. IN FACT YOU MUST PRAISE THEM.
>Want to drop off your pants at the cleaners, leave an item with the hotel receptionist or pop into the supermarket while the kids do their homework? Know that leaving children alone, whether at the home, in the car, or the hotel is frowned upon, even prohibited.
>EVERYTHING IS SO DAMN INSPIRING.
>"Inspiring" became a word I heard every day: everything must be "inspiring" and push transcendence. We go to the movies, there is a choice between the biopic Lincoln, the Avengers or Misérables, each so inspiring in their own way. The books are inspiring, everyday people are inspiring (such as all the people with children and a job at the same time, teachers, etc...). I confess that I have a little trouble with this cult of everyday heroes.
>CUT IN LINE AND AN AMERICAN WILL CUT YOU.
>The film will start in 3 minutes and there are still 15 people in front of you, including a family of six children who are unable to decide anything. You would be tempted to quietly scrape forward a few places so as to be sure you get your popcorn and miss nothing of the film. Never! In the United States, small barriers often mark out the entries, lines on the ground indicate where to stop and there is no “He who goes hunting loses his place" mentality there.

>>72394335

http://mentalfloss.com/article/55140/10-japanese-travel-tips-visiting-america
>THERE IS A THING CALLED “DINNER PLATES.” AND WHAT GOES ON THEM IS A MIGHTY DISAPPOINTMENT.
>American food is flat to the taste, indifferent in the subtle difference of taste. There is no such thing there as a little “secret ingredient.” Sugar, salt, pepper, oils, and routine spices are used for family meals. There is no such thing as purely U.S. cuisine, except the hamburger
>BEWARE ROUGH AREAS WHERE THE CLOTHES DEMAND ATTENTION
>In Japan, hip hop clothes are considered stylish. But in the United States, it is wise to avoid them, as you might be mistaken for a member of a street gang.
>BUT YOU’LL BE PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY AMERICAN TRAFFIC PATTERNS.
>Manners with cars in America are really damn good. Japanese people should be embarrassed when they look at how good car manners are in America.
>NOBODY IS IMPRESSED BY HOW MUCH YOU CAN DRINK. IN FACT, SHAME ON YOU.
>Rather, if you drink a lot, there is a sense that you cannot manage yourself. There is something close to contempt toward someone who must drink a lot to be drunk. To drink alcohol habitually is to have alcoholism. Alcoholics are weak people mentally, to be one means you have spanned the label of social outcasts that can’t self-manage. Non-smokers are more important than smokers in the US. Smokers capture the concept that they are not able to control themselves, and are the owners of weak character.
>BUT DARN IT ALL, THEY’RE SO WEIRDLY OPTIMISTIC YOU JUST CAN’T STAY IRRITATED AT THEM.
>In America, you can make mistakes, fail, and it doesn’t matter. It is a fundamental feeling that to sometimes be incorrect is natural. In addition, rather than thinking about mistakes and failures, American’s have curiosity and say, "Let’s try anyway!"

>>72394357
>Manners with cars in America are really damn good. Japanese people should be embarrassed when they look at how good car manners are in America.
How fucked up is Japanese traffic?

They're stuck in an eternal duel for shitposting supremacy

I'd rather not sully my pristine reputation by associating with drongos.

The two super powers of shitposting, locked in cold war.

Kangaroos

Känguru

Canguro
[ kaŋ 'gu ro ]

it literally means ur mum

it means "oh so tasty daddy"

brown people are fucking subhumans.

>>72393959
give me the name famm

Fosters is crap and for Americans

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>>72393865
I don't think so

You already made this thread earlier today

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first for emily

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Shitthy thread.

>>72393790
who is this semen demon?

i1a2a reporting

R1b-u106 present

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3cond for emily

Maybe you have autism

>>72393756
Wouldn't autism mean I could focus on one task better?

You need to stop using the computer so much
Everyone else your age is going out with their friends, doing things, studying and working on their career
And all you do is post turtles on reddit

Why don't you leave the house and go for a walk at a nearby park?
Why don't you make a dating profile online and start trying to talk to girls?
Why don't you apply to jobs and get some work experience?

Japanese are not human.

Case closed

>>72393669
sorry the southern is SEA while the north is not.
>what is Champa

>>72393669
I agree
Anyway zitto animale

Actually we call that a buoy

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>australians call this a dangerous adversary

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>Americans call this a "Meer"

>>72393490

why the fuck are you so annoying

Why don't you get a job?

Why don't you make like a tree and leaf?

Autism

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I SUMMON THE AMWF POSTER!

>>72393382
Because all Asian women love white men, and, contrary to scientific fact, Slavs are indeed white.

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/neder/

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>>72393298
иcтpeбићe вac epдoгaн

>>72393302

>jebali se par puta
>javila mi se jednom nedugo nakon
>ne odgovorim
>nije se javljala od tada
>ne znam šta misli o meni atm dbi

najgore što je devojka 10/10 sa odećom i 9/10 bez nje, nije uopšte smarač i jako je kinki
>inb4 autist

That's the average look in Germany. A Turkish taxi driver in Berlin once told me German racists complain to him about immigrants thinking he's German because he has blue eyes but then they shut up after he tells them he's Turkish.

Sometimes i wonder if anybody on here ever set foot in Germany.

>>72393182

This, everything south of Hannover isn't the stereotypical "Nordic" Germany