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So, what has your last RL interaction with an American like?

>I stroll around in the Court Garden of Munich with my French Canadian gf during a date a while ago.
>American spic manlet, member of a bigger tourist group approaches me having heard me uttering some words in English
>He asks me to take a picture of them.
>I oblige and purposely cut off the legs from the photo
>He goes: 'So where are you guys from.'
>My girlfriend relunctantly tells him that she is from Canada to avoid the next question which would be along the lines of 'So in which Canadian state is the city Kewbek?'
>I surpress my German urge to not bother strangers by engaging in small-talk and tell him that I'm a local.
>Up until this point the whole Interaction was in English.
>I can see the surprise in the facial expressions of the girls next to him that they thought I was a tourist as well.
>The chick on his left making an inaudible 'o' with her lips upon hearing this, indicating the drop of her panties when she imagined herself with a tall, multilingual, /int/ernational boyfriend in envie of my gf instead of the company of an dumb manlet Amerilard.
>'Oh we are from California', he tells me in his usual American arrogance that expects every foreigner on the planet to know about internal American geography.
>He asks me: 'So do you guys know anything about this place'
>I pretend to be ignorant in order to prevent myself from being recruited as a free tour guide.
>I tell my gf in French whether she has noticed that all guys in the group are noticable smaller than me which made her giggle
>the manlet bobbles his head autistically up and down in order to appear like he understood what I just said.
>He asks me for directions.
>I tell him the wrong way and we say goodbye.
>I continue the date and bang my gf the same night

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Why shouldn't Eastern Turkey be transformed into an independent Kurdish nation?

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real JF hours edition

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post yfw the EU will collapse this year

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What was his name again?

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>yurt cunt
>Have you ever been robbed?

usa
nope

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>America has no culture

umm try again sweetie

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ex-yu meetup izdanje

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I find it interesting that this site has conditioned people like you into believing that you're human, that you have valuable, rational opinions. The brainwashing which takes place here is so much more severe than anything I've ever encountered.

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What do you think about Latinas?

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Which country is best at self-deprecating humor?

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Brush your teeth edition

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Why is Finland so smart?

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Literally show me a photo of your grandpa in his youth.

No maymays involved.