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We'd all die pretty quickly. The Americans would last the longest, since they'd eat the rest of us.

I proclaim myself as the sole sovereign of this island.

*kills the ruler and proclaim the socialist state of monkey island*

That's not greenland

Greenwich is what separates the world in half, not your shitty swampland.

>>73258237
But you're not Greenland?

>>73268767
All are acceptable except coke.

Brause or Limo[nade]

>>73268767
I don't think that map is correct.

Disintegration of the EU

>>73258234
So you're just an edgelord?

>>73258405
How is that edgy?

>>73257829
Free will is illogical anyway.

>>73257872
yes. if causality exists then freedom doesn't exist

>>73257829
>but you still have to do as I please otherwise you'll end up in hell
that's just a suggestion. they should have wrote: "but if you do shit, you will live like shit and make everyone including yourself miserable"
but ancient euros were like kids: they needed some horribly painful punishment threat as a deterrence. pity

>>73257829
Because otherwise no one would give a fuck about him.
Really, imagine that there are millions of psychos walking over there that would have running like the dude from Postal if they didn't believe that some sky fairy would punish them.

>TFW multiple countries and empires over time try to unite the world and end all wars
>Britain stops them everytime and keeps the world fractured

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>>73257759
>usa
>trying to prevent a war
>ever

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>>73257759
Get fucked allies.

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I wish I could tan

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>>73267347

Why's that? It's not that big of a deal
t. blond

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Stop reminding me

Sorry about that

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>one shot at life
>born in sweden during the height of its decline and fall

Luxemburg is actually rukusenburugu in japanese

and why are these small cunts in western europe not germany/france?
Luxemburg,swiss,België

>and why are these small cunts in western europe not germany/france?
becouse last time we grabbed our rightful clay it ended in a world war with 70 million dead people and 2 atomic bombs which were dropped on your isle.

>join
Your most safest bet is the rest of the world watching with glee preparing to get their piece of the pie once both sides are destroyed.
>Gibraltar
Blown completely out of proportions by the media

As for the rest, safe for Zimbabwe and Venezuela most countries on earth have better relations with the western world and rely on them much more. China especially cannot go without.

>>73257533
>tomorrow EU goes to war
It would take them at least 3 years to negotiate the terms of the war and then 2 member states would veto it in the end an another one would fail on a referendum

>>73257533
Drumpf is probably going to start a world war by doing something stupid in North Korea or Syria t b h lads

fleg

yanks/some poo in loos

pakis/slavs

fleg

pakis/slavs

brits/some poo in the loos

USA
Blacks
Whites

>>73257285
northern italians are autists

>>73257462
/thread

and Nipponese
50 of 100 people have cancer
for real

>>73257277
>WESTERN EUROPE
>2 of 100 people have cancer
So you're one; the other must be FootKraut.

>>73257429
how does if feel having a cancer?

hmmm

>>73265649
we use those to train preschoolers

>>73265872
Train them how to mimic non-German emotions like happiness and joy?

2edgeyyy

XD

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May he burn in hell.

>>73256833
Everyone after Woodrow Wilson, including Wilson himself, was a complete retard.

Our best presidents were, unfortunately, in the 1800s.