>be Kansan
>come home from milking the cows and shucking corn
>dust storm killed all the crops, the corn is stunted and retarded
>weekly Cat 5 tornado picks up my sod house and deposits it in Colorado
>whatever, all we have is grass anyway
>go into town to get gasoline for my tractor
>Missourians raided, no survivors
>the cutie at the general store is dead
>now i gotta wait for the next wagon train of settlers to get a gf
such is life on the plains
Don't forget the monthly Indian raids
>>78965551
nah, the smallpox blankets took care of them
being disease-ridden Europeans helps with the maizeniggers, but not the sky trying to kill you and Bushwhackers.
jijij
primero por la grasa :v
las uruguayas...son hermosas
segundo tmb por la grasa V:
>Tfw no Russian gf
>>78965213
>tfw kissless virgin
>>78965213
Russian girls and literally most European girls are fucking slut..
It is really easy to get one, even if you aren't good looking I ones saw some average looking Mexicans " not white obviously". Getting really nice Russian ass...
So you have to have a terribly shitty attitude if you can't get a girl there.
>tfw no American gf
>China
>United States Minor Outlying Islands demanding anything from anyone
>let alone from China
>be british empire
>forcibly install foreign ethnicities that the local people hate
>years later the local people gain independence
>local people expel the foreigners
>nobody gives a shit
>"FIX THAT PROBLEM YOU CHINKS"
>>78965251
Funny considering we have a stronger economy than your giant shithole
They did nothing wrong.
This enrages the American
>inb4 only shitskins use it!
you are literally a shitskin if you don't
>>78965119
asswashing is more prevalent in "shitskin" countries than it is in "cumskin" countries.
81% houses have this type in Japan.
http://www.sanitary-net.com/trend/spread.html
>>78965154
Of course it is wh*te don't wash their asses
Hi I was wondering if on September 4th everyone could cover the board in happy birthday wishes for me when I wake up.
It's already September...?
>>78965099
post 'tism hound
>>78965099
>mfw b. 1997
>mfw underageb&
>mfw I realise he's actually 20
>tfw live in Seoul
Lol
>>79041598
How is the life in Seoul?
>>79041598
beautiful landscape
>>79041598
good luck brother
Post the whitest person from your country...
I will start.
>>78965082
The boxer is whiter
>>78965082
>>78965082
Don't you get tired of sucking cock non stop?
I hope in the future there will be more Eurasians so I can finally have an anime waifu.
post a good one at least
>went to same high school as her
>teachers mention it in every class
>go to school former pm is from
>never mentioned
she's really asian looking, just wears a lot of blush to seem white, it's funny how halfs go one way or the other with makeup
>>78964906
>halfs go one way or the other with makeup
They don't belong to either I guess
I don't understand how an ouragan can do this in America.
I thought America was a superpower and was rich enough to build good infrastructures able to resist to the most violent ouragans and floods.
I kept thinking you said orangutan at first
>>79041436
Being able to put the plan to do infrastructre on the table isa gargantuan task.
Also some states are complete idiots in regards to dignify repairs and projects.
hurricane's don't usually stay in one place and drop 4 feet of rain
houston is known for lax zoning laws so they built up around the marshes and rivers where it was going to flood the most
Why are wh*tes so fat and stupid?
>>78964761
>>78964761
Stupid Moor
>>78964761
You ARE white, stop trying to rp as black, you will never be black.
Do they look like that? This meme is wide spreading in my cunt
>>78964640
No, cheating is common in Japan
non, rather they are arrogant and always claiming their rights with too loud voice, while denying carrying out their duties.
Fuck off
>>78964984
So....They're same as everywhere.
>cunt
>do you have "nail houses" in your country?
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/19/asia/gallery/china-nail-houses/index.html
http://m.news.naver.com/rankingRead.nhn?oid=001&aid=0009517794&sid1=104&ntype=RANKING
North Korea allegedly tested nuclear bomb
What do you think?
>>79041395
3 threads about the same topic.
>What do you think?
Just kill all those north gooks. Strike them with all you have and spread some lethal disease in the air to wipe them once and for all.
문재인 개새끼
문재인 뽑은 국민은 개돼지
>>79041630
say that again but in a language we all understand you absolute fucking idiot why post in moon runes on an english-dominant image board speak moon runish on your own image board you fucking faggot