Shoutout to all the Americans! Your country began as a bunch of dindus refusing to pay us taxes because you couldn't handle the bants we dished out on you! We literally invented your shitty country then ditched it because of how bad you guys fucked up! Like, how stupid must your ancestors have been?
>Hey I'm really hecked off because the Brits are poking fun at us, Billy Bob!
>Darn tootin', Bobby Joe! Let's go out and pisses off the soldiers until they shoot us!
>Heck of a plan! I didn't have no plans today anyway since I'm too gosh darn lazy to work for myself!
Your guns as well; you claim gun restrictions don't help but you seem to have the highest rate of school shooting fucking anywhere. Do you dinks really not see a correlation? Fucking every week there's some new mass shooting going on over there. http://www.newsweek.com/list-school-shootings-america-2013-380535 See? There is literally on every other week. INB4 "MUH SECOND AMENDMENT". It's a law from fucking ages ago when your country didn't even have a bloody military so they had to hope you lazy fucks would get off your arses to shoot at some innocent people trying to help you.
Sure, we might have some terror attacks in Britan, but they are pretty uncommon, one every 4 months or so. And those people doing those attacks are normally outsiders, not a part of society. Your school shootings are done by your children! Your country is tearing it self apart.
Pic related: your typical American when you point out their flawed society
no, brits at the time did not consider colonial brits having the same rights hence not subject to parliamentary rules
it wasn't about bants it was about supremacy of one people over another
>>73754671
>British """banter"""
What the fuck happened to you guys?
>>73754870
Those rapes are by outsiders, your school shootings are done by your own kiddies! :^)
at this rate, how will they inevitably start WW3?
sandnigger shilling more and more until they desperately try to unify the EU, which goes horribly and then something happens nukes.
>>73754662
like about 3 maybe 5
we will see
>>73754662
yes
How Bri'ish are you?
Kebab is greek.
I grab a turkish kebab to watch american shows on a japanese monitor
Wait isn't that the description of America?
Why are poles such subhumans?
would fuck both of them
poles=russians
i see 5 russians
Hilo latino
Che choris
Holaaaaa
CHI
LE
que paso amiguitos
>be Portugal
>wandered the seven seas, had colonies in all 5 continents, brought home inumerous richness and goods, discovered entire cultures, spread sucessfully catholicism and their culture worldwide while creating the 5th biggest country of the world by population and territory while being a really small country
>nowadays is a depressed country that just want to forget the past, present and future
Why?
Portugal is objectively better than Brazil
The Portuguese of today don't descend from the people who sailed around the world, they descend form the ones that stayed behind.
>>73753842
Portugal is objectively better than the USA too
What should be the international age of consent?
>>73753509
nie ze mno te numery panie bagieto
>>73753509
Higher than you want it to be.
Why do other countries hate us Americans so much? Not all of us are fat pigs who love guns and fuck our cousins. but we also aren't all libtards. some of us actually have some sense left in us.
'One is never sure which of two characteristics is more prominent in the American national character and therefore of the greater significance: naivete or a superiority complex. When for example they say things about our region, our surprise at their ignorance is surpassed only by annoyance at their stupid insolence. The less they know about a matter, the more confidently they speak. They really believe that Europeans are eagerly waiting to hear from them and follow their advice. They took our strategic decision not to discuss their shallow culture before the war as a sign of admiration. Their greatest technical accomplishments are refrigerators and radios. They cannot believe that there are cultural values that are the result of centuries of historical development, which cannot simply be bought. It was no bad joke when, after the war, they bought the ruins of German castles and moved them stone by stone to the U.S.A. They really thought that they had purchased a piece of national history embodied in stone, and were naive enough to think that mocking laughter from Europe was respect for the wealth that enabled them to buy what their own tradition and culture lacked.'
'A book by Scottish author Eric Linklater titled Juan in America has just appeared in German translation. With few words but deadly irony, it holds the mirror up to the Yankees. One must read this book, which takes place in the postwar period, to rightly understand the Americans.
Recently the American press claimed that Americans were of the opinion that General Rommel learned his military techniques, admired throughout the world, from the Americans. General Lee used his cavalry in the same way Rommel used his tanks. One does not know whether to be astonished or contemptuous at this naive and stupid idea. In any event, it is genuinely American, and one can give odds of 10:1 that most Americans are firmly convinced that it is so.'
'Only in the U.S.A. could the wife of the president receive a thousand dollar honorarium at a charity gathering, and take the money without bothering to see if the gathering for the benefit of those injured in the war would thereby run a deficit. The New York newspapers recently reported this. Mrs. Roosevelt even appears for a healthy fee as a fashion model, showing the latest furs to an admiring public. She writes a column for a large number of U.S.A. newspapers titled “My Day,” in which she tells how she spent the previous day, what she wore, which cocktail parties she attended, whom she met, and what she plans to do the next day.'
real /asean/ edition
FOUR FUCKING /ASEAN/ THREADS!
WE REALLY HIT THE ROCK BOTTOM LADS!
Wew lads i don't know what i posted make it through
>>73752290
>>73752360
>>73752960
this is the real one
>Italian "men"
>skipping breakfast won't hurt y--
>>73752380
that guy must be the shortest not midget man in the world desu
literal midget are probably taller than him
>>73752380
that's average height you stupid l*nklet bully
>hip bone is wider than shoulder bone
Should I bother getting /fit/ or just fucking off myself? Can anything fix this? I hate my body shape so fucking much because of this.
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR WHY WAS I BORN LIKE THIS A FUCKING MOCKERY OF A MAN A GENETIC FUCKING FAILURE IT ISNT FAIR FUCK
Hahaha, what a fag
Get fit and build your delts. It'll take a lot of time and effort but it'll be worth it.
>hip bone is wider than shoulder bone
Are you part bushman?
how do other europeans feel about the fact that when 'white people' are talked about, they really mean people from this area (this isn't a /pol/ thread btw, because of amerika most people think this)?
>>73752275
Wrong
fuck white """""people"""""
Indifferent
HARD
TORY
BREGGZIT
edition
brexit means ______
>>73791164
there we go that's better
are nige
Not-anime edition.
It's a fucking thread made by MKL.
>>73752201
T-this is not in philipenis right?
Why are all anime fans 1000% autistic?
What do Chinese people think of India?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxwrTx7Cz0M
I think I already know the answer before even opening the video
>>73790861
>Indian girls are pretty
BWHAHAHAHAHA
I recall some article about chinese people reacting to India being dirty.