How would Brazil have looked like today if it was a Dutch colony?
USA-tier, if not even more powerful.
>>73804664
Oh yeah just like Suriname, right?
>>73804767
No, just like the USA.
i'm going to bed /int/ can you tell me a bedtime story?
it's only 6pm, don't be a lil bish
>>73769914
11 here
>>73769874
I can't wait to see this whore in the anime
Why are Northern Italians taller than Southern Italians? Polenta? Croatian blood?
Because they stand on the backs of Terroni
i'm 100% pure northern italian and i am a manlet
farmer diet here was poor as fuck, tons of pellagra
>>73805785
Why would farmers diet be poor?
Eat meat, fruits wheats 4,000 calories a day.
I just got back from Japan. Oh man, it was SO easy to get laid there. Shit was cray
They LOVE white dudes there, holy shit. Loved every minute of it. HIGHLY recommended
I just got back from Saudi Arabia. Oh man, it was SO easy to get laid there. Shit was cray
They LOVE latin american dudes there, holy shit. Loved every minute of it. HIGHLY recommended
>>73768523
Are our women really such easy????
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Why does Japan get a whole board for themselves?
>>73768295
I agree we should have /potato/ desu
>>73768295
pola~~ <3
just make potatochan
like krautchan
Gay desu
Gay desu
Gay desu
What do you call plumber's crack in your language?
Cofrinho (literally, little safe/vault).
Raya, literally "line"
I don't know if there's any definite term for it but I've heard "kouru" (gutter) being used.
>the U.K. Is americas BFF
>the falkands are rightfully British
But..
>the monroe doctrine
>>73767931
The Argies attacked us, not the other way around
Its fine as long as they don't try to expland; they've had plenty of territory over here since the Monroe doctrine
>>73767931
monroe doctrine was about expansion was it not?
either way we were defending our people and territory, there's a difference
>tfw just came across a job posting for an entry level position requiring 5 years of experience
Does this sort of thing happen in your country? How do you deal with it?
>>73767892
All our jobs require experience. The only way to get a job here is by nepotism i.e: family member or friend works in a company so he asks the manager to hire you.
>>73767892
>How do you deal with it?
With a firm handshake, smile and a rich powerful daddy who knows the boss.
>>73767892
Just lie u nigger
Nitka za vse Slovane, namenjena pisanju in primerjanju slovanskih jezikov.
izdaja tradicionalne slovanske hrane
butam s slikico Prage
>inb4 polish posters swarm in to denounce this as russian imperialism
>>73767578
Makedonci najboljši zavezniki
During the Second World War, Adolf Hitler received a memorandum from his assistant, who was in charge of the concentration camps.
In this report, an interesting connection was made between the results of a survey of Soviet prisoners of war and military forecasts. Surveys of German doctors showed that over 90% (!) Of Russian unmarried women under the age of 21 were virgins. The conclusion was unexpected: the Führer's assistant recommended him to stop the intervention against the Soviet Union, arguing that the people with such high morality can not be defeated.
Therefore, Hitler and his approximate, no doubt, were well aware of the claims of ancient treatises about the invincibility of that state where there are many virgins. "The strength of the people can be judged on two grounds: respect for the elders and the virginity of the virgins." Virgins and chaste women have a subtle mystical energy that improves the karma of the state and increases the will power and purposefulness of its inhabitants.
>>73766640
Hitler easily captured a depraved Europe: it took a week to conquer France, and Denmark capitulated in a day and a half. The reason is not the numerical superiority of the army or its armament. If the inhabitants of the country are concerned only with drinking and women, then it does not matter to them what regime they should live in, if only they are not deprived of these pleasures. Hitler was sure that it would take no more than 2 months to conquer Russia, but it turned out that the Russians had another system of values. Instead of cherishing their lives and carnal pleasures as a "bad boy", Soviet citizens valued more for what they lived for - for the sake of the bright future of future generations. Not for themselves and their children, but for the sake of those who will live after, they sacrificed their lives and the lives of their children. Hitler was perplexed when he heard how desperately the whole country was desperately resisting him, in which even the children rushed to the tanks with grenades and shouting: "For the Motherland!". Hitler could not understand what power allows a Russian to fight until his last breath, even when there is no chance of survival. It was the source of this moral power, which gives the will power, and it was indicated in the memorandum. Her copy was sent to Eric Koch, Hitler's protege in Ukraine. He also had big problems with this freedom-loving people, and it is interesting that Koch responded to this report: "teach their women to drink, and this problem will be finished!"
>>73766640
>USSR
>Didnt already have millions racked up in death toll
>Moral
>Russian '''''''morality''''''
Schwarzenigger
good thread xd
Literally came to say this. Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
lul
Are Slavs the master race?
no we finnish vikings are !!!!
>>73801735
Yes.
>>73801735
Russians aren't Slavic.
Poland, Slovakia, Slovenia. These are Slavic.
ITT: Post the greatest comedian of your country. Pic related is the brazilian John Oliver.
post yt video lazy faggot
>>73766238
>The greatest Brazilian is an Italian
KEK
>>73766238
>John Oliver
Is self-deprecating humor common in Brazil?