Secret missions have been happening in Mars since 1979. I was chosen by the European Space Agency in 2013 and lived on Mars for 6 months. What I did was simple geological research on the humid terrains near a crater. I am killing myself in the next hour so I can finally confess and leave. And I'll do here because no one will know me or take it seriously and I won't pass to afterlife as a young scientist who got mentally ill and killed himself. Goodbye.
>>75036778
but why hide it tho
>>75036778
aight
ITT: paint bucket Europe thread
Template you faggot
>>75036729
here
>>75036706
Why do you hate us? I love you America.
Fick die Köterrasse Edition
>>75036587
Erster für Lettland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHzqDLpPhGQ
/BAYERN UEZS/
FIRST
There are allegedly about 6.5 million Finns, right? That's out of a 7.125 billion humans in total. That means Finns make up .0912% of the planet's population.
That's not 9%, that's point zero nine percent, less than a percent, less than a tenth of a percent.
In other words, 99.9% of the planet are not Finns. How do we know this? Government censuses.
Now, the best government censuses have a margin of error of at least 1%. So Finns make up .0912% of the planet, plus or minus 1%.
Statistically speaking, there is roughly a 50/50 chance that Finland doesn't exist.
but who was meme?
>>75036715
The cultural "contributions" of "Finland" are as follows:
>spurdo
>defeating the Soviets in the winter war
The first one is a random MS paint drawing that could be attributed to anyone. The second reads like pure fanfiction from a video game or a war movie. Perhaps the winter killed off some Soviet troops. Perhaps they went to war against Sweden or Norway. There's no reason for this country called Finland to exist.
Well dome America, but have you even run a test with the null hypothesis that Finns are nonexistant?
Its called the Mongol-F test, you try to find a non Mongol in the area to reject it.
I need to find a work or I'll kill myself
>>75036516
please don't kill yourself
>>75036516
/balt/
what do you mean "find" work?
just go outside and into your local rocket factory or uranium mines
that's what i'd do
I fixed the world, lads.
>>75036436
What would we ever do without you? God bless Norway.
Please annex.
>>75036436
Thank you
大家好。在这儿有没有人想跟我聊天吗?
我想复习我的汉语啊。
你们几年学过中文还有你们为什么学习那个语言?
如果有人看明白的话,给我个回答吧。
(我知道我的中文有时候有问题所以如果你们找到一个错误告诉我吧。)
>>75036318
LA CHINE AUX CHINOIS
>>75036318
China will be super-superpower by 2018
Accept it
1. Italy
2. Soviet Union
-- POWER GAP --
3. GDR
4. Canada
5. France
6. Spain
7. Brazil
9001. Great Britain
9002. USA
9000001. FR Germany
England has the best 3 (THREE) anthems but we're aren't allowed to use them even at sporting events because C*lts are filth
International better.
TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP
Mandatory Friday night synthwave edition.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494822745993.webm
honest opinion on yanks
What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?
nah to synthwave 2bh
My TV is Korean
My dinner is French
The construction worker is Polish
My car is French
irrelevant
the color of my watch is green
and cover of my english text is red
and there is a tiger on my mug etc
these attributes are nothing more than devices of oppression
>>75034636
I'm so sorry
>>75034636
>My car is French
im sorry
am i white int?
>>75034513
CHI
>>75034513
Stop posting, pendejo. I hope the dentist hits a nerve in your mouth.
>>75034597
>>75034587
basta chicos
I have a high fever and mommy isn't home, say something nice to me
>>75034460
Pinche puto perro guey tu caca
>>75034460
i fack you're mater jajajajajaj
u're are a fagget lol
Poland is a shithole. The only reason they like having us Hungarians as friends, is because we make them look marginally better in comparison at first glance, because Hungary is an even bigger shithole.
>>75034395
But I like the V4 states! You're all so unique with so much history!
>>75034444
>You're all so unique with so much history!
Poland and Hungary yes. Slovakia and Czechia didn't even exist until this century, they're artificial nations for artificial people with no history or culture of their own.
>>75034545
GOOD post
Hello kids, if you study and work hard one day you might be as successful as me!
>>75034133
Chile and Uruguay are waaaay better than Brazil in essentially every category
What is originally on the picture without flags? Scary picture.
>>75034133
>as successful as me!
PFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ÄTA?
DRICKA?
SPELA?
KOLLA PÅ?
LYSSNA PÅ?
LÄSA (lmao nördar...)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdKzWQOVET4
Vad kollar ni på
Hell Freja, Hell Seger!
>>75034117
Ska titta på k-on lite senare med en påse chips :3