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>>79128905
>he literally can't handle the banter

>>79128905
No cause our shitty countries are full of commies and niggers, refugees for Nipan when?

>>79128954
no refugees in nippon
so no when

>Feeling uncomfortable, I decide to take him to get food
>Small sandwich shop everyone in town loves
>He orders first
>”Where are the burger?”
>Old lady behind counter looks confused
>I explain that he’s from Europe
>She asks which country and he reluctantly answers
>”Oh yes, that’s a beautiful country” she replies, “That’s where my family came from”
>I see blood vessels bulging on the back of his neck, beads of sweat forming at his hair line. He’s breathing heavily.
>He slowly leans into the old woman’s face and without warning screams “MUH HERITAGE!” at the top of his lungs
>Starts furiously clapping in her face
>I have to restrain and pull him back. I apologize to the old woman
>Visibly shaken, she meekly replies “H-have a nice d-day”
>This comment only seems to make him angrier
>Our food arrives and we initially eat in silence
>”Fatty” he says, ostensibly addressing me, despite my relatively low BMI, “where is Albania?”
>He has an incredibly smug look on his face
>”Albania? It’s a tiny country across the Adriatic sea from Italy, south of Serbia and Montenegro, north of Greece”
>The color drains from his face
>His expression is now one of extreme distress and paranoia
>”M-murrifats. Education” he replies, sheepishly
>I still don’t understand what a Murrifat is

(to be continued...)

>Decide to smooth things over, ask him if he’d like a beer afterwards
>”Murrifat beer. Pisswater. Pick both” he replies
>I continue
>”I know the stereotype about American pale lager, but things have changed a lot in the last 20 years. There’s an excellent ale I know of that’s produced by a local brewery just down the street”
>My cousin goes completely stoic
>I instantly realize that I must have crossed some sort of line
>He just sits there for a minute, occasionally twitching
>It’s almost as if his brain has been overloaded
>He drops to the floor and begins writhing
>I’m about to get help when suddenly he leaps back up to his feet and takes in the largest breath of air I’ve ever seen
>”MUUUUUUH MICROBREEEEEEEWS!”
>restaurant windows shatter
>my eardrums nearly rupture
>He is now ripping off his clothes and shrieking
>Old lady behind register is going for phone
>He promptly shits into his hand and chucks it at her, knocking her off of her feet
>He leaps out the window, still in the throes of defecation
>Police arrive
>Yell at him to surrender
>He lunges at them, grabbing one officer and mauling his face
>Grabs disabled officer’s gun and starts to raise it
>Other officer fires, hitting him in the chest
>My cousin falls to the ground
>I rush over
>He’s barely clinging to life
>I ask him why he did it
>He motions me closer
>”Be Murrifat…” he begins with his last dying breath, coughing up blood
>”…Get shot”
>Falls to the ground, dead

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So did you fug?

https://clyp.it/a20uryy3

Atheism has no moral code

>>79128604
VIRUS VIRUS

WAS MACHEN DIE GANZEN AUSLÄNDER JETZT PLÖTZLICH IM FADEN?

ABGELEHNT UND GEMELDET

>>79128557
1. Das ist der Reisende Animebayer
2. Der Finne ist unironisch eine Bereicherung
3. sonst hast du recht

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>>79128526

>>79128472
they have more niggers than d*Nmark

where's that aussie that hates you fuckers?

>>79128472
german autism
yanks have it too

>>79128760
>Germans have the task of removing the Jews
>fail hilariously
>German """"""""efficiency""""""""

>>79128278
Spanish people are really good looking. I used to think American and italian girls but after meeting a spanish chick, fuck italy lol pale skin spanish girls are 11/10

>>79128278
Go back to /int/, seriously, this is so fuckign retarded

First of all, beauty is subjective (to a degree of course) so there will never be an objective answer to the question, so this thread is stupid to begin with regardless of the board

Secondly, this has NOTHING to do with /his/, there is a board exclusively for discussions about cultures/ethniticities/demographics etc and that IS /INT/

SAGE

north caucasus, lebanon and spain

They got culturally enriched nothing wrong with that.

I wish Butungu and Mohamed raped and beaten politicians.

>>79129935
How do poles react in poland?
Are they hunting down every single nig and nog
left in the country?
In turkey a german tourist got murdered and the german embassy burned down after the NSU murders got published in the media

You were already 19 2 months ago Jorge

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Jorge.... easy on the autism

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>the last time I had friends to celebrate birthdays with was at age 14
ever since then it was always mom bakes a cake and maybe siblings visit

乒乓
ping pang

see
chinese is easy motherfuckers

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how does chinamen cook their dogs and cats?

>>79127439
美国人是猪

>>79127296
>not even top 20
you bring dishonour to your country, kys

>Sri Lanka
How many of those are muslim tamils who conveniently commit """suicide""" while being questioned

>>79127416
They are mostly buddahist

What is the vetting system for American diplomats like

>>79127161
I read about Trump complaining about diplomats don't be able to understand the language of the country they have being assign.

We simply don't care about the rest of the world as much as the rest of the world cares about us.

My geography knowledge personally is great, and I've never had to try all that hard to learn where places are, so I can't quite tell you why other Americans seem to struggle with it.

>>79126985
>Oooh, so you're Nordic! That's cool
Stop larping. I know for a fact no American has ever said, "wow cool you're NORDIC."
No one says that. Especially to a swarthy Hungarian..

>>79126985
Oooh, so you're Nordic! That's cool

>be Magyar
>make up fake story about your geopolitical masters
>post it anonymously because you're scared of the US bullying you

How did you guys conquer anything?

>>79126888
it is kind of nerdy but cute... sweater?

>>79126888
they look just like spanish moors

>>79126982
Guy behind king faggot looks morisco diaspora

>>79126845
Western did same thing to Japan but Japan seems ungrateful as well.

South Korea is rich because it copied Japanese industrialization tactics in promoting the creation of chaebol supercorporations, not because Japan gave them stuff.

>>79126845
South Korea had a trade embargo on Japan to promote domestic industry up until the 90s you idiot

We treat them with the utmost kindness and respect

>>79126697
thats nice :)

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*commits suicide*