>Be Spain
>Have a dog for a country
perro caca
>>76485524
t.Argentini
>>76485432
>Be Australia
>Have a dog for a country
1. Your country
2. Your opinion of Dear Leader?
Deserve a bullet through the skull.
>>76602113
Despot
>>76602113
He's right about his countries need for a nuclear deterrent.
Describe your m8s thread
make a small description of your closest friends and judge whether or not they are considered "average" in your cunts
>music nerd, fit but somehow kissless virgin, really good making friends but a porn addict
>football fan, watches every game of the Champions league every year but doesn't really mind the local league, play with him 6v6 every week or so, great cook
>smartest guy i know, usually have long conversations with him about philosophy and politics, change cities to study engineering and is top of his class, out of shape but has a gf, also he ia a commie but hates the corruption in our cunt's communist party
apart from the commie i would say they are normie tier for our age group (gen 98-97)
post your american jokes here please. I'll start.
A German, a Russian and an American walks into a bar. The German orders a beer the Russian orders a vodka the American says: No alcoholic beverages for please you see i am but 20 years old and i am not allowed to drink but can i see the meny i'm really in the mood for a jumbo burger, sir.
r/4chan-tier thread
A russian, a canadian, and a brit walk into a bar
the bartender asks:"What can I bring you guys"
The russian orders a vodka shot
the canadian orders a beer
the brit says:"ah yes my good barkeep, i would like to order a single mixed fruit cider and if it isn't a bother please water it down a bit as my poor little tummy hurts if i drink too much alcohol haha"
the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots the brit in the face
A finn, a russian and an american person hold a sauna competition. The russian dies from the heat inside the sauna, finn goes into a coma for two weeks but survives and the american is still in the shower trying to come up with an excuse for his boner.
>In the 20th century communist armies marched from the East to take down arrogant Poles
>In the 21st century communist armies will march from the West to take down arrogant Poles
Feels good man
>>76601831
>In the 20th century communist armies marched from the East to take down arrogant Poles
They failed...
>In the 21st century communist armies will march from the West to take down arrogant Poles
...and they will fail again.
>>76601831
>In the 20th century communist armies marched from the East to take down arrogant Poles
And they got blown the fuck out. They had to wait for their fuckbuddies Nazis to try that shit again.
Commies are trash
>>76603683
>And they got blown the fuck out.
>Poland attacked USSR
>got their shit pushed back to Warsaw
>Hardly defended it's capital
U-USSR B-BTFO right? Remember Pelslslsludski, Sikorski and Wazowski!
The world would be a better place if we had annexed them in the 1800's tbqh
Try to prove me wrong
What has Mexico ever done to the world?
>>76485280
attack the U.S.
More recently try to destabilize us by sending drugs into our country via cartels.'
As well as suck the Soviets dick, and fund the communists in Cuba
>>76485397
Shut the fuck up. Your country is shitting guns in our entire region.
The world would be a better place if YOU didn't exist.
>tfw Finland will have more Swedish-speakers than Sweden after ~10 years
>>76485029
Hej på dig!
>italy is a first world european count-
hmmmmm
>scampia is representative of all of italy meme
zitto animale
>argentina and his repetitive threads
hmmmmmmm
>>76484861
you're not danish
probably an italian chicano in denmark.
your opinion holds no value
Sesame Street edition
never trust an anglo
one wouldn't think a captioned image of sesame street could be so ludicrously entertaining
https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2017/06/26/Chinas-top-diplomat-Syrian-other-refugees-should-go-home/2321498496117/
1. Country?
2. Is China correct?
>>76601775
Nazis, nazis
Fucking heartless bastards. We and the Swedish homies will be taking even more if they don't want to be real humans and do their part.
absolutely inhuman
but seriously they have no obligation and have absolutely nothing to do with any of the geopolitics in the area.
Hello /int/, do any of you have experience with apps such as NiceTalk and Palfish, where you talk to chinks and get paid for it? Are they scams?
Why the fuck is my country so borderline Central/South American?
The weather here is awful, we're all behind 10-15 year technologically, and we all live on this thought process that we're just as relevant as we were during the Renaissance when the only thing people care about (like Central/South America) is our food. Also that "unification" was fucking retarded too.
You tell me.
I also always wondered. I believe that the weak interconnectedness between cities might play a role.
>>76484463
You hear in history classes that Italy was at its height during the Renaissance, where every part was a city state. Now that we're unified, those rivalries still haven't died down. I'm in Florence and someone from Pisa or Rome would probably spit in my food. Hell, someone from a different QUARTER of Florence probably would probably scoff at me
Should have just let the city states do their own thing. RIP Repubblica Firenze.
please love edition
>>76601635
My bad. It did not have the CHI seal of approval. I should have noticed, then again I have lost my sharpness or whatever you want to call it little by little. Fucking hell, I was a better "man" as a middle schooler.
>>76601635
hola
>>76601731
lately i've been noticing I been misspelling a lot of stuff I think i'm getting dumber
Learning Russian and need help? Want to ask some question about Mother Russia?
Welcome here.
Hi do you guys mind if I just leave these notes here?