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>be american
>be morbidly obese
>go to mcdonalds
>buy 5 burgers, 2 extra large fries and a 2-liter diet coke, you are on a diet after all
>go home
>keep shoes on
>decide to watch a movie
>movie ends
>clap
>go outside for a 100m walk
>get shot
>you get into a hospital
>you need surgery
>"sorry, but you are too obese for us to perform a surgery"
>die
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>>77905017
At least we have guns and aren't getting run over in the streets by terrorists, nor are our cities no-go zones.
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>be american
>secede
>fellow americans decide they want to secede and pursue their own form of government peacefully
>kill them
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>>77905047
>americans eat this
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France is now the first soft power in the world.
Anglos BTFO
1 France
2 UK
3 USA
4Germany
Where is your god now ?
https://thepienews.com/news/france-us-soft-power/
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>>77904978
>soft """""power"""""
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if a power is soft it isnt really a power is it now
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>>77904978
>soft power
what the fuck is a soft power?
also
>France
>being first in anything
kurva anyátok
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RETTENETES BUZIFASZ!
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kurva anyád picikuki
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Medúza.
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>visit United States
>everyone constantly has a fake smile
>favorite past time is eating
>nobody rides bikes or walks
>They will drive to the supermarket across the street
>lots of white people but 90% of the people are overweight
>will bother you with small talk even if you don't want to talk
>Mexicans are used as slaves doing the shitty jobs
>everything is modern no historic landmarks
>suburbs feel like ant farms suffocating you
>no respect for the elderly
>always feels like everyone is in a rush
>constantly force feeding themselves terrible fast food
>constant noise from tv's and music
>can barely hear myself think
>Americans are completely ignorant from the outside world
>some have never even left their state
>Americans are in constant fear of their boss and losing their job
Ahhh so this is the greatest country in the world
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Did you at least go to the all you can eat KFC or pizza hut?
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>>77904542
That's called being nice to strangers. Europeans should try it every once in a while.
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>>77904589
it's called being fake as fuck and just pretending to be interested...
disgusting 2bh
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R-russia...
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Netherlands...
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>>77907566
b-britain
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>>77907818
N-Netherlands...!
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Getting the Most Out of a Trip to France
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I'm going to Paris, France for the first time today. What are some things I could do besides the obvious things such as the Louvre and the Eiffel Tower? Some background information: I'm 18 so I plan on trying as much alcohol, cigarettes, and drugs as possible. I'm into art, fashion, literature, etc.
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alcohol in france? lol, if you are girl be sure to bring hijab
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Try amsterdam
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>>77904509
I know France isn't really the place for drugs. The point of this thread is not purely for revelry.
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>american education
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>>77904257
Too much ass
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is that mia kalifa
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>>77904278
t. Small cocked low T fäggot
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Why did the French banish Napoleon to a remote island in Africa instead of beheading him like the French royal family?
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>>77904222
So he could think long and hard about what he had done.
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>>77904222
Because he deserved better
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>>77904222
The French didn't have a choice in the matter sweetie. The British were more civilised
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LEARN JAPANESE
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>>77904081
I would but I dont want to be associated with weebs
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>>77904081
I don't like anime.
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no thanks
LEARN FINNISH c(x tee hee
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Guatemala is going to resive, in concept of remittances, about NINE BILLON dolars. That is over four times what the canal toll gives Panama.
This money is mainly going to people in rural areas. So I ask you. What are they doing with all that money? Why is Guatemala not developed at this point?
Guatelama, wtf!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp3zHhb0Dmg
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>>77903955
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This small, poor, rural villages don't built schools nor hospitals. They build Churces twice the zise of the entire twon.
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because gt is on par with north korea in terms of corruption
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What is the average brit opinion on us?
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I've no idea
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this is a sharia controlled thread
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Probably something like
"we hate them but actually we just dislike them...!"
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Tell me about the gun laws of your country.
Is it as strict everywhere in Europe as I think it is?
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laws here are not strict at all, people just dont have interest in guns at all generally speaking
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Are all those guns in Finland serve as suicide tools?
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>>77903673
31.3 for Norway? I doubt it. Maybe during the 1980's but now!?! no way....
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>visit England
>girls keep making fun of my American accent
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>>77903590
>visit England
>the cutest girls were poles and pakis
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American accent is cancer though
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>>77903590
>>visit England
lmao what a waste of fucking money
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Post yfw Germany wants to take 300.000 refugees every year till 2060 and will be less white than the USA in 30
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>>77903374
>implying white isn't a racial social construct and every single defining feature of whites are found in other non-white peoples and thus Germany's white population can not decrease or increase because there is no such thing.
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>>77903438
>the USA
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>>77903374
>Germany wants to take 300.000 refugees every year till 2060
Source?
High Toryism edition
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anime
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>>77903301
>This would never work, the Falklands aren't designed to hold millions
not my problem
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/dixie/