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LMAO
L M A O
M
A
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Shart In the Mart!
SHART... IN THE MART!
How can we handle a meme so supreme?
We mart sharters? Sharters of the mart?
Before we begin to even try and comprehend this meme, this meme most supreme, we must break it into its constituent memetics.
First and foremost, we have the shart. The shart at the start. It starts... with a shart.
Shart.
SHART.
S H A R T
H
A
R
T
Even at this early stage, you can hardly contain your preliminary giggles. But we are, after-all, merely starting (with the sharting).
Shart. Say the word. Swish it around in your mouth. Get to know the shart.
Is it a shit? Is it a fart? No, it’s nothing else but a shart. *The* shart. The shart at the start.
By this point, you’ve a healthy appreciation for the meme. You’re well acquainted with the shart. The shart at the start. But what comes next? Surely, if we were to end this with a simple shart, we would have a half-meme. A me, if you will. So you ponder to yourself, “What can follow up the shart? The shart at the start?”
You dwell on this for a bit longer, then it dawns on you...
WHERE?
The question is begged...
WHERE do we shart?
Of course, there is only one viable option.
The mart.
THE MART!
T H E
H
E
M A R T
A
R
T
Shart... IN THE MART!
SHART IN THE MART!
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!
S H A R T
H
A
R
T
I N
N
T H E
H
E
M A R T
A
R
T
It’s beautiful in its blunt simplicity.
Shart in the mart.
And that, my friends, is how memetics are born.
t. Mart Sharter :^)
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*sharts en sotto voce*
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I didn't even know it was possible to have an OP that long
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>>78001790
But seriously why are there so many photo of people with shit on their trousers.
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>his president isn't a thicc grandpa
lmaoing @ the rest of the world 2bh
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>>78001782
wide boi
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>europeans actually believe they are important on the world stage
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>estonia responds to you
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>>78001759
>ywn be Estonian
feels bad man
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>estonia acts all slutty
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>slutstonia
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Wtf is wrong with europoors? 2017-08-06 02:55:00 Post No.78001588
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Wtf is wrong with europoors?
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2017-08-06 02:55:00
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I went to several european countries and I must say, the memes about them not showering on a regular basis is true.
Yuros smell awful. I went to a museum in Germany and holy fuck the smell of armpit and feet was on another lever. Don't get me started with frogs and Austrians.
Hit the showers, subhumans.
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What are some of your favorite local/foreign snacks?
Show me what you got.
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Buggs...
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Easy there
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Those carrots bugs...
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>slept during the afternoon
>3am and still not tired enough to sleep
I fell for the siesta meme and it was a mistake
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masterbate
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>tfw can literally fall asleep whenever I want
feels good man
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>>78001168
I will be saving the picture in your post, Is this alright with you?
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People will accept criticism from one of their own more than from an outsider. My family has lived in America for 400 years, so if anybody has a right to criticize America, it's me. Why does America have a culture of mediocrity? Our houses are not built square, our knives are dull, our national cuisine is cheap fast food, our beer is watery, our cars wear out fast, and even our guns are inferior to European guns. We have a culture of mediocrity. What is it about the American spirit that makes us settle for less?
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Didn't have enough time to really develop communities and culture before industrialization and consumerism.
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>>78001158
>our national cuisine is cheap fast food
stopped reading there
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>>78001211
It's true though. We have more than 14,000 McDonald's in America. Have you seen the sorry excuses for burgers they serve? If I go out to eat, I want a thick, juicy delicious burger, not those sad little blobs of grease they sell at McDildoes.
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>his country didn't take park in the colonial shitfest
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We never claimed any part of Africa for ourselves, but no one gives us credit for that, they act like it was all our fault
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>>78001027
liberia loves america what are you on about
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>>78000999
>tfw you never technically practised imperialism globally
>tfw you still managed to colonise more land than any other current nation on earth except Russia and in doing so locked up enough resources and influence with your mega power neighbor that you are a top 10 GDP and soft superpower despite a comically low population
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Is turk shitposting the new australian shitposting? their threads have been on point for months
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>>78000701
I want to racemix with anzu
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>¡America is a continent, not a country!
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yes indeed, please don't lump us with these subhumans
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>>78000626
>free smells
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>>78000595
I love when spics say this as if it's some absolute truth that dumb americans are not aware of.
Spics literally don't know that there are multiple continent models and that they vary by country. And that the majority of the world splits the Americas into North and South.
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>You're on your way to genocide k*rds in Khorasan
>You get assassinated in your sleep but you manage to kill 2 of assassins
GREATEST TURK LEADER EVER I'LL NEVER FORGET HIM.
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How
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>>78000569
>Nader became increasingly cruel as a result of his illness and his desire to extort more and more tax money to pay for his military campaigns. New revolts broke out and Nader crushed them ruthlessly, building towers from his victims’ skulls in imitation of his hero Timur. In 1747, Nader set off for Khorasan, where he intended to punish Kurdish rebels. Some of his officers feared he was about to execute them and plotted against him. Nader Shah was assassinated on 20 June 1747,[3] at Quchan in Khorasan. He was surprised in his sleep by Salah Bey, captain of the guards, and stabbed with a sword. Nader was able to kill two of the assassins before he died.
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>>78000623
>Nader was able to kill two of the assassins before he died.
Based.
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Living Rooms Of /int/ 2017-08-06 01:59:30 Post No.78000340
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Last thread (>>77923189) 404'd; new thread.
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Why are we having this thread so late?
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>>78001508
Because the last one died so late?
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>>78000340
bump outta curiosity
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Was 2006 the end of an era?
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>>78000192
Reported.
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>>78000237
What did he say?
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>>78000192
A CHILD HAS BEEN DETECTED. MODS PLS REMOVE IT.
>>78000788
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan. 2017 - 2003 = 14.
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Why do Italians hate fiber?
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Meds can't shit like Anglos do. Their body hair is all over the place, including around their buttholes. The shit gets stuck. This makes taking a shit a major endeavor for them, so they make sure to avoid fiber to save effort. Remember that they are also very lazy
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>>78000220
at last I truly see