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cia edition
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LMAO
L M A O
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Shart In the Mart!
SHART... IN THE MART!
How can we handle a meme so supreme?
We mart sharters? Sharters of the mart?
Before we begin to even try and comprehend this meme, this meme most supreme, we must break it into its constituent memetics.
First and foremost, we have the shart. The shart at the start. It starts... with a shart.
Shart.
SHART.
S H A R T
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Even at this early stage, you can hardly contain your preliminary giggles. But we are, after-all, merely starting (with the sharting).
Shart. Say the word. Swish it around in your mouth. Get to know the shart.
Is it a shit? Is it a fart? No, it’s nothing else but a shart. *The* shart. The shart at the start.
By this point, you’ve a healthy appreciation for the meme. You’re well acquainted with the shart. The shart at the start. But what comes next? Surely, if we were to end this with a simple shart, we would have a half-meme. A me, if you will. So you ponder to yourself, “What can follow up the shart? The shart at the start?”
You dwell on this for a bit longer, then it dawns on you...
WHERE?
The question is begged...
WHERE do we shart?
Of course, there is only one viable option.
The mart.
THE MART!
T H E
H
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M A R T
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Shart... IN THE MART!
SHART IN THE MART!
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!
S H A R T
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T H E
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It’s beautiful in its blunt simplicity.
Shart in the mart.
And that, my friends, is how memetics are born.
t. Mart Sharter :^)
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>>78025322
nigger
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any kebab man in
edycja legiunii
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>>78025284
epic fail
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nielegalna
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Why the fuck are the "people" in this country so fucking fat? I'm certain on average they're probably fatter than americans at this point honestly, worst thing is when you see a fat couple pushing a stroller with about half dozen other fat kids that will just scrounge and complain about being fat the rest of their lives, its actually impossible to find a girl who isn't overweight here who will shag you unless you have great social skills or if you're paying and even then its better to go with an eastern european girl or even a monkey because at least they'll be much more appreciative and most likely not overweight in the slightest.
I wish I could just go up to random eastern european couples on the street and ask the guy if I can cum on his gf's arse for £150 and not get punched or told "are you being serious?" "what do you want from me?" "fuck off"
Why isn't this allowed, why can't I just walk up to a girl ask them to kick me and spit on me for money? Its painful, just today I was waiting at the traffic lights and a girl in trackies passed me inches away between myself and the metal pole, she wasn't fat either looked around 17-19 why would she torment me like this? I would never take advantage of her maybe she could just brush past my crotch a little bit and then kick me in my tummy, spit in my face and call me a faggot.
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iktf
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>>78025439
They don't call you "Hungry" for nothing.
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Would you still be catholic if the next pope is black?
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>>78025202
look at me, I will be the new pope
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>>78025580
Wouldn't surprise me. You papists love blacks and browns
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if you'd actually convert out of the religion because of the popes skin color or political views, then you're not catholic.
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/int/ told me Argentinians look Italian or Spanish. What a bullshit.
https://youtu.be/MUUrW7xJSw4
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>>78025144
Argentinians are genetically and culturally Amerindian, we, Argentinians, have stated so on this board a number of times.
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>>78025144
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>>78025144
>italian
>spanish
/int/ tells everybody Argentinians look germanic, not fucking arabs
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Is english that is particularly expressive or french that is particularly unexpressive?
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t. CIA
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>>78025102
Is it english*
>>78025133
why?
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I don't see how French would be less expressive than English. It's not like, I dunno, Russian or Chinese where it takes less words to say the same thing.
>tfw 21
>never had a gf
>college is full of old whores in their 20s who already have kids
There's no freaking hope past high-school, right?
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Its fine, once you get to your mid-later 20's you start to attract 18-19 year olds with daddy issues, as long as you dont look like a skinny twink anyways.
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FACT: Most men have great difficulties attracting women before they start earning some decent cash.
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>>78025185
>Its fine, once you get to your mid-later 20's you start to attract 18-19 year olds with daddy issues, as long as you dont look like a skinny twink anyways.
I can partially confirm this.
t. 30-year-old kissless virgin who just randomly had a few uni students interested in me
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What's the point of having a million generals? I thought the appeal of /int/ was to talk to foreigners while knowing where they come from. A general is just a place for a bunch of people from the same country or similar countries to jerk each other off, with just the occasional lone foreigner slipping through he cracks.
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>he doesn't like to jerk-off and be jerked-off by his fellow countrymen
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Fuck foreigners
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I like /fr/
It's the only francophone place on the internet that isn't completely cancerous
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I love memes
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>american """cuisine"""
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Spain has a P.R. problem. It seems their image is that of "sudacas".
How can we help increase awareness that Spain isn't sombreros and tacos? I actually have a lot of respect for Spain. I'm a classical guitarist, and many of my favorite pieces come from Spain. I wish to help our Spanish friends.
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>>78024934
They are brown people who speak too loudly, just like sudacas. I don't see how they are different.
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>>78024934
I think South Americans are basically their scapegoat, since they are incompetent too.
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>>78026362
Das
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rainbowin vaalea lager painos
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oispa loli
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>>78025134
pedofiilit vittuun mun langasta
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Tää on mun tyttöystävä
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3d-naiset ei ole tärkeitä-painos
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Taas 100 viestiä liian ajoissa.
PS. 3D rönttöset on parhaita
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>korvapuusti
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>>78024891
>english breakfast
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Post random classes from your cunt, that you found online.
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>>78024536
Guess who I chosen a guy looks like typical Finish man face.
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first result
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2 photos in one picture
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Spreewaldgurken-Edition
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>>78024534
das ist keine gurke
t. gurkenliebhaber
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I wish I would understand you
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>>78024582
Ich wünschte, Slowenien wäre noch Teil Großdeutschlands.
GOTTA
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>>78024481
GO
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>>78024481
buffff
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>>78024481
i'm gay