Eh? You've never seen an ass this big before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!*
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! It’s just gas blowing out of my asshole, ya know! Does it really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a whiff of this, then! *BRFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAATTTTTTP* Can you smell that anon?! *brrrrftp!* I-I bet you want to put your face to my ass and sniff, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Put your fucking face in my ass as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, l-lick it too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; I had a big tacobowl last night! C-Can't imagine anything would happen though - *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFTP...~!*
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you want to see my anus too!! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think of this- *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATP* … I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first time you've seen a girl fart this much sinc- *BRRRRRRRRRRFFTP! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, *brrrrrftp* brrrrrraaaaap* it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet AND stinky, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-* BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFAAAAAAAATP* plug it up RIGHT NOW
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
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can we have a vocaroo of the first one
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>>78407342
Yes I want to hear OP read both of the posts and record it.
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Three days ago I was eating an ice cream and realized I was thinking in English automatically. And this had gone on for a while. I had to watch for three days Albanian or Albanian dubbed movies, shows and cartoons and now I can think in Albanian automatically not English
Anyone else had this problem?
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>>78407152
>thinking the correct language
>freaking out over it
really fries my onions
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>>78407152
If you are lucky your iq will improve
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>>78407228
Seeing how American adults think that going closer to an object make it look smaller, I doubt that.
So I need to stay multilingual with my mother tongue as thinking language
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Do most Japanese really hate whites or is it just a meme
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they don't but it's not a meme
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Why do Fingols still think they are white?
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>>78407013
I know it's not a meme that there are vocal groups like that but I wanna know how many people share their opinion
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does your cunt allow muslim women in parliament
australia
yes
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yea
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>>78406898
No, and how can you tell it's a woman? It could very well be an emu supremacist under there.
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>>78406957
nah senpai it's just a really ugly woman
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>tfw being f*nn
to think there are people who would die for this """"""country"""""""
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>>78406533
Hey, at least it isn't bad as a lot of countries
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Why the fuck do you hate yourself and your nation?
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>>78406613
Must be proxy can't be real finn. All finns I know love Finland and being finnish.
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>estonian """"""""""men""""""""""
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Stop making this ducking thread you stupid fucking homosexual idiot
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>>78406754
no u
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>>78406446
They are a very gay bunch aren't they
Why is there a statue of Lenin in the United States?
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I think it just got dumped there after the fall of the USSR.
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it's Seattle. run by commies.
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>Lenin is Hitler
Entices pondering
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>"Poland is without a doubt NOT Eastern European but Central European genetically and culturally. Also, we're the most redpilled and based country in Europe and very, very developed. Heil the hussars (my ancestors)"
Why do they do this?
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>>78406289
why who do this?
also hussars were mighty warriors who fought for this lands, for our white eagle and for our colours. We are the future, the generations, they fought for. For the promise of eternal life in our dreams.
Hail te hussars.
Americans have their marines, Italy have legionaries, we have hussars. Australians have... banana.
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>>78408615
well maybe american marines are a bad example. They try to make some heroic propaganda about them, with movies and games.
On our last parade 15.08, USA representation had the worst looking army tho.
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Master race edition
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first for yorkshire
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Why do poles look like arabs
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>>78406145
sniffing paint thinner fumes is really unhealthy m8
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looks like a turk
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we don't
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Do girls in your country want the BWC?
YES
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Do you love Japan
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Japan have clear 4 seasons
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What's BWC???
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I'm planning on doing a physics degree next year
The four papers required for the physics major first year are:
Fundamentals Physics I
Fundamentals Physics II
Fundamentals Mathematics I
Fundamentals Mathematics II
However seven papers are recommended first year.
What three papers should I take outside of physics/mathematics?
I posted on /adv/ and /sci/ the other day and got zero replies
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what choices do you have
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>>78406123
Literally every other first year paper in the university
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>>78406223
then do something light
all "papers" in math and science can have devastating consequences
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Its tough being a white man in a brown country
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>>78405824
I wish I knew that feel
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>>78405824
Try being brown(white) in a white(brown) country.
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>>78406436
your arm hair looks like wires
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We both visit your country, how do we get treated in your country?
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>Germans
You get called nazi a lot.
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>>78405802
That white girl would get so much attention that she would drop that hideous weirdo after her first day here.
Attractive women are rare, attractive men are common. This country is fucked up.
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>>78405833
she looks average though, is usa really that devoid of pretty girls
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Cool pictures edition
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1st for me
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good morning
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foiled again by the eternal seajew
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