>be a normie >take up music >play in a rock band and

>>3137876
Stop projecting.

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>>3137876
>implying

>>3137876
Man ur such as fucking pussy bro

>>3137884
>implying you make that money
man, prostitutes have it easy

>>3137876
>hella laid

Fuck off underage shitter

>>3137894
What, do you need to bust a nut inside a chick every day? Treat it like a massage or physiotherapy, once a week max is good enough. Outside of that, you got porn.

>not having 300€ - 600€ a month in spending money

You're doing something wrong, I'll tell you that much.

>>3137884
>>3137894
Isn't it that you pay the girls the amount listed to be able to draw them?

>>3137903
>be an artist
>have 300-600€ in spending money

>>3137876
>rock band
rock is fucking dead, the only thing that guarantees you laid is >>3137884

>>3137907
>being an artist
>not being homeless

>>3137876
Do a drawing performance, go to party and offer to make caricatures of drunken normies. Ask girls to pose for you and use them as references. Some will ask you to draw them like your french girls.

>>3137894

If I win the lotto I'll buy sexdolls, and a rifle so I can be protected against your average negro male.

>>3137905
Those are escorts, lol. You pay them to fuck you.

I'm sure you can talk them into posing for you as well before you shag. I haven't tried that actually.

>>3137907
>be an artist
>not have at least 300€ in spending money
How little are you charging on your commisions senpai? That's literally one small painting or logo design. Hell, for logos I'll even go as high as $1000 depending on who it's for.

>>3137921
post work

>>3137928
> post art for me for free
Literally no

>be a normie
>take up painting and drawing
>write a webcomic and go to tons of cons and get hella laid

>be anon
>take up music
>live a life of crippling loneliness

really made my thinker tinker

>>3137932

Spotted the phony. Shitty troll

>>3137932
Lmao classic lying fucking anon. Seriously have nothing better to do then pretend to be good at art? Either post some work or continue to look like an idiot.

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>>3137928
>>3137943
>>3137986
>post work after bragging about banging prostitutes so we can defame you for it on the internet

In this current political climate, it's not just "no" but "hell no."

You think I'm retarded? I'm not even the guy that originally said "no" (I just ignored your post - dunno who that guy was), but stop getting triggered over my obvious refusal to post any work. My claims aren't even outlandish, unless you're undercharging with your art, there's no real reason you should be so starved cashwise.

>>3138003
>defame you for it on the internet

No one will be able to find you based on an example of your work unless you deliberately, retardedly chose a popular example of you drawing in your niche. This is just an excuse not to pw.

>>3137876
there's a lot of qts in my art classes

>>3138007
>reverse image search doesn't exist and people don't keep active blogs

Just stop anon.

Also, unless you're total ass, the quality of your work doesn't correlate to your popularity/pay. You should know that by now.

>>3138003
>I'm not even the guy that originally said "no" (I just ignored your post - dunno who that guy was
I'm the guy, I just wanted to troll. Sorry.

>>3138011
>tfw don't go to art school so the only "friends" I have are the d/ic/ks on here
>>3137876
No one would wanna be in a band with me anyway so I'd be going solo like I am now. If I did end up getting popular then I'd be one of those "mysterious" musicians who no one really knows anything about.

>>3137876
I want to fuck Star

>>3137876
>rock band
get off the internet dad

>>3138163
Oh sorry
*nuwave rap group

>>3138017
>you can only post work you posted somewhere else

Why not just admit you lied, if taking five fucking minutes to bang out a figure study is too much work for you?

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>>3137941
Hussie banging fat chicks in cosplay.

>>3138463
>still giving him replies

>>3138281
>normie
So alternative indie pop band

>>3138078
me too

>>3138520
I know that says Appuru, but i still dont get how ッ gemination works

>>3138539
That says appare. Work on your katakana and stop procrastinating.

>>3137876
I got laid so much because of my art. 20+ girls and counting just by showing them my sketchbook.

>>3137932
Fucking LARPers I swear

>>3137876
Caring about sex is a oneway ticket to ngmi-land. A man's seed is the essence of his creative energy, by wasting it you are depriving yourself of your most powerful resource as an artist. Do not waste your vital fluid on sexual indulgences, including masturbation.

When semen is preserved, it gets reabsorbed by the body, and stored in the brain as spiritual power. The seminal energy is changed into spiritual energy. This is called the process of sex-sublimation, also known sexual transmutation. This energy can be then repurposed into achieving great things in life, and is very important in creative pursuits like painting drawing. To succeed you must have drive to practice, this drive is fueled by the spiritual power from sexual energy, transmuted into willpower. You also must have creative energy, which comes from the same source in a man (it's different for women).

Just one drop of semen is equivalent to forty drops of blood. Just the roots of trees that draw their life energy from the earth, so too does the man draw his energy from his root, the testes. It is only by properly harnessing this energy through semen that a man can create great works. Preserve your vital energy very carefully, for using it for sexual indulges would prove harmful to the creative spirit of any artist.

>>3137986
Talk about "pretending" when there are people who claim to be "artists" while not making a comfortable living off their work.

That's the difference between you and the long-haired hippie playing in the rock band. He's good enough to be accepted to a band in the first place.

>>3138539
It actually says appare but I don't really know what it means. Google translate suggests it might mean admirable.

I know some Japanese, but never came across this word before.

>>3138520
アッパレは英語で何と言いますか?