How much would you buy my painting for?

I wouldn't take it even if you gave me money to take it.

>>3127009
>>3127008
I'd take the money and then burn the "painting"

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>when your painting is worth less than the materials it was made from, let alone the time invested.

>>3127008
Post the 'NewYork' painting

>>3127008
Is that cum?

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>>3127008
I dunno, but probably not much, if nothing else, by virtue of it being a blatant ripoff, and an unfinished one at that.

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ten million dollars

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>>3127008
You could probably sell it considering there is a person I know who is able to sell pic related art if it makes you feel better.

But it does look like swimming sperm op.

>>3127009
>>3127015
>>3127026
You can all go fuck yourselves.
>>3127033
That's just a poster

>>3127041
Oh no how did you find my secret?

>>3127008
If this was contemporary and surreal on purpose I would price it with several hundreds of dollars. I can write a whole essay about what this piece makes me feel this is a dystopic advertisement of a safe haven. But the fact that you actually tried to create a realistic water shine effect makes it worthless and objectively bad.

>>3127026
>>3127015
kek you guys

>>3127049
is that a very cartoony laura palmer?

>>3127026
Anti-art. It's art that somehow removes value. Really impressive, OP. How did you do it?

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>>3127116
Hey ma I'm just doing what YouTube tells me to do. I didnt even buy these materials they were give to me by a suicidal artist.

>>3127139
Man* also would you belive I made more then one!

>>3127139
You are trying way too hard. If you spent as much time working on your art as you do whining when your art gets rightfully shit on then maybe your art wouldn't be worthless to the point where nobody even wants it for free.

>>3127142
Jokes on you

Someone Just spent $100 on a piece. They may be idiots true but in the end its making money that matters in the art world.

>>3127154
>someone paid $100 for that picture
I think you're full of shit. Unless you do different art that's better than this and you made this as some kinda joke.

>>3127158
Never underestimate clueless yuppies and a big coddling art association in major city that would almost put up shit on a canvass in fear of being "noninclusive".

The money is always there, but like a good magician your not selling tricks just the illusion of one.

$5, a lil too creative

>>3127008
$1. Then I'd gesso it over and use it for my painting.

its givin me dentist office vibes. 4/10, would look at while I get my teeth cleaned.

>>3127008
Take money burn painting tbqh. May paint over it.

>>3127135
Yes she is original artist

>>3127009
This. That painting is nothing I couldn't EASILY do myself. It wouldn't even take that long.

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How much would you buy my painting for, /ic/?

>>3130081
you need to pay me for wasting part of my life looking at this png

>>3130084
how rude, I'll have you know that that is estimated in the millions of dollars

>>3127154
>100
>for THAT
art is dead

>>3127008
I wouldn't but if I liked it, 50$

>have "art walk" in my city
>hundreds of artists sell their work
>everything is literally this shit
>no one makes prints
>prices are hundreds of dollars
>they actually sell pieces
>what the fuck

>neets and starving artists think $100 is a lot of money
These people will spend more then that on the frames for their shit

0.98

>>3130268
On this painting? Absolutely not.

>>3127162
>major city
good luck surviving on $100 in a major city. if you made $100 in the suburbs or the country you could actually buy more than a pack of cigarettes with that hundo.

>>3127008
I wouldn't

>>3127008
fuckin nothin

>>3127008
I'm not paying shit for jizz on craft-paper

>>3127008
>painting

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How much would you buy my painting for?

>>3133176
if you threw it in the trash i would leave it there.

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How much would you buy my painting for?

>>3127050
Your (low to no effort) painting is worthless, there's no need to be all upset about it.

>>3127139
>Soon-to-be haunted (by proxy) painting
You'll be a rich man.