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notorious footfag mr. tarantana joins the thread >>2972830
notorious stonefield relationship splitter mr. scorsese has joined the thread >>2973907
Anon has no luck finding Emma pics >>2972856
Anons plan gay sex to express Emma love >>2972846 >>2972849
notorious ass spermer Armen Balian joins the thread >>2973256 >>2973274
Anon gives a powerful speech >>2973694 >>2973696 >>2973697 >>2973698 >>2973702
Anon tells what he would do if he were Emily >>2973966
see, theres this thing called acting.... >>2973897
emeley made decide to like men >>2974444
Anon possesses the dick that can break her butt >>2974570
we have minds with the likes of hawking and einstein on the clock 25/8 trying to figure out the answer to our universes' most demanding question >>2974805
Anon strikes it rich >>2974857
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Remember the following:
>Emily Jean occasionally reads these generals and has posted here before.
>Watsonners may pretend to be former Stoneheads, and then laugh at you for liking Emily Jean
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>QotD
What would you do for 10 kises from Emily Jean?
cool
>>2974936
you held emily jeans hand?
>>2974939
yes!!!!! <333
it was sooooooooooooooo great gaaahh!!!!!
thinken of emmly smokingn
>>2974942
did you ejaculate on contact?
>>2974946
y-yeah
I WUV EMILY JEEEEEEEEEN
here we go
>What would you do for 10 kises from Emily Jean?
promote BBC!
emily having sex makes me jealous , the only option is to turn gay.
>>2974950
>>2974955
>>2974957
>>2974959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRl3VQQ0GUA
How kino will this new show be?
>>2974951
ew
have u ever seen a real bbc in real life?
too big for any fun , gross.
guys with big pee pees are mean!
emma loves my tini skinni japanise pacifier baby wee wee .
>>2974965
konichiwa
How do I get ONE single hug from her?
>>2974971
become a boom operator and work in a movie with her telling her you're her biggest fan and she'll take a selfie and hug you
emewy sew sad :(
>>2974969
>
YAY! EMILI LIKES MY MICROSOFT PEEPEE!
>>2974974
Doesn't she hug fans at film premieres or something? There are only so many boom operator jobs for the films she acts in. Maybe I'll make it a long term goal. And then we hit it off and we get married and have children and we tell people our story of how we met on set and Ryan Gosling will be my children's Godfather and we live happily ever after...
>>2974983
a needle pulling thread
>>2974989
ill knit a sweater for emma because she deserves it!
>>2974986
what if she sees my tini wee wee and wants to bring a bbc into the bedroom while i watch, but i will be happy for her i guess :(
>hey anon do you mind if we try something i saw online ?
>>2974993
But she's my wife in this scenario, why would you have any sexual contact with her?
the rain is actually all the semen i splooged while looking at her
>>2974995
she is kinki and insatiable .she deserves it look how pretti she is!
dont u want her to be happI!!
look at her!!!!!!!!!
>>2974998
Yeah, but she's too pure.
http://emmastone-hq.fan.pw/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=1533&page=1
http://emmastone-hq.fan.pw/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=1535
>>2975034
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So she's just going to be cute and cutely stroll down twinkletown and leave me with heartwrenching pain due to her cuteness and abuse my pain for profit due to my inability to not consume any and all media Emily is in and everything is supposed just be fine when I have no direction in life and all the while she's taunting me with her cuteness and nothing will ever happen and I'm supposed to just love her but not too much weird boy
>>2975063
just be happy for her . she deserves EVERYTHING! not her fault she was born a 10/10 goddess and philosophical genius! <3
>>2975073
lol that thumbnail is longer than my girly japanese baby wee wee :3
>>2975075
Faggot
She's so cute :3
I swear to god that these threads get more and more autistic each time.
>>2975077
Faggot
Emily Jean is the cutest :3
>55 posts
>most are retarded posts
>only seven actual unique posters
>there is one guy who does this for free so often that he has to make a new thread every few days
wew lad. Remember, everyone: no matter how pathetic you are, you're not him.
>>2975084
this is a board where you post high quality pictures
your argument is invalid
>>2975084
EMMA MAKES THESE THREADS FOR MEEEE CUZ SHE LOVES MY TINI JAPANESE BABY WEE WEE! <3 <3 <3
>>2975082
Faggot
>>2975082
the cutiest!!
>>2975087
she lves my teeni tini peepee in her fat butte!
I wish she had a sex tape of her taking a big fat long cock. I would watch it forever.
>>2975135
wouldn't that make you jealous?
>>2975034
really nice pics
>>2975147
meh.. they need mor shiny bbc's
Emily Jean is amazing <3
>>2975191
do you have a single fact to back that up?
Emily Jean is amazing <3
*1000000 kises*
emily kissis BIG GROSS BBC'S!!! <3 <3 <3
Why am I not nibbling on her nipples right now?
>>2975316
because she just doesn't like you
It's you, it's you, it's all for you
Everything I do
I tell you all the time
Heaven is a place on earth with you
Tell me all the things you want to do
I heard that you like the bad girls honey, is that true?
It's better than I ever even knew
They say that the world was built for two
Only worth living if somebody is loving you
Baby now you do
Look into my eyes – you will see
What you mean to me.
Search your heart, search your soul
And when you find me there you'll search no more.
Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for.
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for.
You know it's true:
Everything I do, I do it for you.
Look into your heart – you will find
There's nothin' there to hide.
Take me as I am, take my life.
I would give it all, I would sacrifice.
Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for
I can't help it, there's nothin' I want more
You know it's true:
Everything I do, I do it for you, oh, yeah.
I JUST WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT SHE IS!!!! AND HER STUNNING, BRIGHT AND HEART WARMING PERSONALITY :o
>>2975327
The world knows anon, the world knows. I can't ever say this world is terrible because only a gracious universe would allow this princess to flourish and thrive.
wanna give emmy a smooch maybe hold her hand :o
>>2975140
Yeah! I would wish I was Emma so bad!
>>2975385
i want to be emily so i can have her big butte!
i would play with her butte all day with kinky toys!
>>2975385
i meant jealous that someone you like is having sex with someone else and not you just cause they had a way bigger penis .
>>2975400
How many kises would you give her butte?
>>2975409
1 for every bbc that cums inside it !
cutie jean!!!!
How do you think she feels knowing that thousands of men have ejaculated to pics of her feet?
love love LOVE emelee jeane!!! cutie patootie!! <33333
>>2975544
SPOILED RICH ANAL PRINCESS
realyl want elimly to give me a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig hug!!!
>>2975567
and cummy bbc snowball smooch to thank me for being fun and mature enough to share her with those big scary guys that were bullying us at the concert !
coffer
>>2975605
*emma farts lube and bbc cum into my coffee
cool
>"no anon, im NOT sitting on your dicc. it would CRUSH it"
>>2975618
WELL WHOS DICK CAN YOU SIT ON!?!?!?!
>>2975628
only the biggest and the bestest of BBC
*receieves 10 emma kisses but saves 1 for later* <33
>>2975629
OMGEEEEEEEEE EMILYS BUTTE IS SUCH A FARTING SQUEELING ANAL BBC BOUNCY RIDE LOVER! <3 <3 <3 <3
>>2975629
i love it when emaly is happy !
>>2975638
happy emily happy emily!!
>>2975650
emley laffem @ my funny ass joke
>>2975652
NOT A JOKE EMILI >:(
>>2975634
emalis bbc butte lust makes my booti hole tingly and hot and my tini asian peepee hard like a nipple :3
>>2975659
Faggot
HEY FAGS
>>2975662
hi emalY, thanks for turning me into a tiny dicklette fagget forever its so fun and exitingeee ! <3
muh dick
>>2975674
is teeny tiny eentsy weentsy in a yello polka dot biniki !
she is just seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww CUTE!!! gaaahhhh! she is the bestest!!! <3333
"When I sit in my house too long, I think too much - but I really like sitting in my house." - Emily Jean
>>2975693
so pretti and innocent, but i know her butte is nauti <3
>>2975699
enuly seets on her fat butteplug and thinks of my tini beta cute weewee all day and not delicous fat bbcs cumming for her mouth!! < 3 < 3
>>2975705
EMILI WANTS TO MARRY MY TINI BABY WEE WEE FOREVER YAY <3 <3 <3 I LOVE U EMENLI STON!
>>2975705
EMINLI IS GONNA GIVE ME ALL HER MONIES AND SUCK MY TINI PACIFIER WEE WEE
CUZ SHE LOVES ME ! YAAAAAY I LOV U EMINLI STON!
Emily Jean is Emily Jean <3
>>2975718
is someone doing a case study of this? This is like gold material for a doctorate in Psychology.
twitter.com/_esgeneral_
emma is suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch a cutie!! mwah! <3
Why don't we just DRAIN THE OCEAN to prevent flooding? #ThinkingWithEmma
twitter.com/_esgeneral_
Why haven't humans evolved to prepare for larger amounts of food even when they're full? #ThinkingWithEmma
eeeeee!!!! i love emma!!! <3333
twitter.com/_esgeneral_
>>2976014
It's pretty pathetic if I'm being honest. Notice how there are 12 IPs in a thread with 124 replies. This one autist is either on heavy drugs or an escaped mental patient.
>>2976033
stop that
>>2976035
stop what?
emma hates self advertising!
emma is an anarchist therefore against commercialization!
Shut up Bruce
Thanks anon
Fat arms <3
Fat arms <3
Fat arms <3
>>2976144
emnly leg <222
What is Emily Jean doing RIGHT NOW?????
>>2976254
leg <333333333
Why don't you love me anyways?
>>2976426
captchas <3
stupid stupid STUPID captchas
MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF CAPTCHAS >;(
when u give me all ur money I CAN BUY A 4 CHAN pASS WE CAN SHITPOST TOGETHER ABOUT MY TINI BABY WEE WEE AND YOU FARTING LUBE AND YUMMY THICCCCC BBC CUM FROM YOUR THICCC YAMMY BUTTE INTO MY MOUTH FOREVER AND EVER MY LOVE <3 <3
If I cut off your arms and cut off your legs
Would you love me anyways?
twitter.com/_esgeneral_ is amazing <3
y she so cuuuuuuuuute
>>2976416
oscar award winner emily stone giving tips to a young fan
why is so perfect?
twitter.com/_esgeneral_
I WUUUUV EMEWY JEAN!!!!!!!
Pete, please come back
Pete The Cat posts there by himself
I want to suckle on her fat arms. God I bet they feel so soft and taste so good.
>>2976587
Fat arms <3
Wow imagine her lying face down while man after man cum all over her big butt.
>>2976611
she wouldn't let anyone do that. shes a good girl and pure virgin.
I want to lick cum off her big fat juicy butt.
>>2976614
i want her to fart a gallon of backed up alpha cum into my mouth
>>2976614
LIKING CUM OFF EMMA BUTTE WOULD BE A PERFECT PUNISHMENT FOR HAVING A TINI BABY WEE WEE
>>2976617
What constitutes as tini?
y twitter.com/_esgeneral_ so cuuuuuuuuute
>>2976618
anything white and under 10"
>>2976618
http://imgur.com/a/au2wr
is this big enough to satisfy mistress eminlys horny cock lust ?
>>2976627
you telling me you wouldn't suck a 10 in BWC ?
>>2976627
Yay :)
>>2976635
YAY EMINLY LUVS ONLY MY ITSY BITSY WEEWEE , AND WANTS TO SUCK IT LIKE A PACIFIER!<3
luv my wife <33
luv my hubby<3<3
Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggas, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.
Come back to discord plz
It's not the same without u
t. chad
>>2976640
notorious footfag mr. tarantino joins the thread
>>2976642
invite pls
>>2976648
https://discord.gg/55VgB4r
>>2976667
She is kinda cute.
>>2976703
perfect butte for hot painful anal pleasures<3
emmy is a lesbian
>>2976759
she loves huge bbc dicks so no.
>>2976673
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2976673
i'd unironically cut off my balls to be as cute as amma stone ;_;
emma turned me into a flaming faggt
Whadda qt patootie <3333
>>2976804
emma turned me into a flaming faggt and i quite like it and dont wanna turn back!!!
https://discord.gg/55VgB4r
emma turned me into a flaming faggot then called me a faggot!
some lewd pics here
>>2976885
she is just seeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww cute!!!!!
>>2976936
horrible tragic waste and an outright SLAP IN GODS FACE if shes not taking bbc throat abuse and cum bukkake facials right now !!!!!!
>>2976938
*10 emily kises have been deposited into your account*
>>2976939
can i exchange emme kisses for emme shoes pls?
>>2976940
current exchange rates read 1.54 emma kisses for 1 emma shoe
>>2976942
i'd like to trade pls sir ,before the kisses get old and go bad
>>2976943
*mwah!*
EMMA TURNED ME INTO A FAGGT NOW WHAT!??!?!?!?!?
>>2976944
*rubs tini baby pee pee on emmes butte crack*
cool
>>2976947
STOP !!EMMA IS PURE A
A SEXUAL VIRGIN NUN AND A GOOD GIRL FOR HER MOMMY AND DADY AND NO ONE SHOULD THINK LEWD THOTS ABOUT HER!!!!!! !!!
EMILY TURNED ME A-SEXUAL!!!!
>>2976144
>ready for our trip to the zoo, Anon?
W-wat do
>>2976994
dress up in matching outfits and go with her !
maybe well make some friends ;)
EMOM STON TURNE ME INTO A GIRL!!
<3 <3 <3 <3
I have no hope of ever being or even looking like a girl but licking cum off of Emma's big fat juicy butt would make me feel pretty girly.
>>2977017
i know i would never be as pretty as emily but
plenty of guys online have said i look very pretty and even hotter than some girls desu desu .
but yes that would be super hot .especially if some was in her butt crack and hole ,especially if she was still getting fucked in her other holes and i was dressed just like her :3, ESPECIALLY IF I WAS ALSO GETTING MY ASS pounded lol.
where can i sign up for this?
>>2977112
you could start by farting hot lube and bbc cum into my mouth , queen emilit !
the bbc stuff is getting old, guys
>>2977192
All of the autism that gets posted in these threads is getting old.
>>2977192
how else am i supposed to get my emma kisses??????????
>>2977193
>>2977192
you can post literally anything else without worrying about what makes other people happy
emma made me fall in love with a guy named wesley!!!
emma made me fall in love with a guy named wesley!!!
emma was choking on bbc cum and i did cpr and saved her life.
she said "my hero"! EMILI LOVES ME!
>>2976943
fucking glorious
>>2977211
oh yea??!
well me an emili went on a double date with 2 big black guys with tattoos and we both said i love yoU!!!
WESLEY IS BAE <3 <3 <3
>>2977219
I SAW HIM FIRST!!!
>>2976943
My mouth is literally watering.
>>2977229
right or left?
see, theres this thing called acting....
>>2977238
i pretended to be str8 and now emilili hates me :(
EMMA IM A FLAMING FAGGT DONT HATE ME
>>2977232
Left foot, that sole angle...
>>2977241
SORRY EMMI !!!! I JUST WANTED TO SHOW OFF MY ACTING !! I WONT DO IT AGAIN IM NOT A OSCAR WINNER LIKE U SORRY!!!
EMMY LOVES TO PLAY "PIK THE BBC YOU LOVE" WITH ME <3 <3 <3 <3
>>2976833
Tiny boobies are great when they are as perky as Emma's! She looks like she has very sensitive, responsive nipples.
too bad her vagina is smelly =/
>>2977277
jamal and wesley don't care.
there dicks are 2 long for the smell to reach
How would I need to serve Emma in order for her to allow me to suck one of her black hookups just long enough to get him hard?
>>2977305
isn't that the question of the day ?
>>2977305
*sucks emmas new random crush just long enouhg for his enormous cock to get stiff for me
OMG THANKS EMMMEEE!!! THAT WAS SOO FUN!
>>2977305
>we have minds with the likes of hawking and einstein on the clock 25/8 trying to figure out the answer to our universes' most demanding question
please let me know when u find out ;_;
id literally do ANYTHING
y she so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>2977318
we have minds with the likes of hawking and einstein on the clock 25/8 trying to figure out the answer to our universes' most demanding question
>>2977318
scientifically ?
to bring relief and pleasure to stressed out horny big black guys with tattoos and long thick alpha cocks.
>>2977305
Committing suicide is a good option
>>2977351
yes because it would be heaven just for the honor to be emmis bbc fluffer!
>>2977353
fuck would do anything to lick gallons of hot bbc cum dripping from ur cunt and ass down your leg on those perfect toes for you goddess <3
Emma Stone inspires me.
>>2977376
to do what???
>>2977353
>>2977378
to be go shoe shopping with besties a lewd cock teasing heels slut ! IT IS MY NEW #1 GOAL
>>2977381
WILLING TO SUCK COCK FOR THESE
NEED THEM ASAP
JESUS SAID I CAN GO SHOE SHOPPING
WITH MY BESTIES AND SUCK OFF ALPHA COCKS WITH THEM IN THE BATHROOM!
THANKS EMMEE STON!!
>>2977388
EMMI MADE ME GET DUBZ AND SUK DICKS FOR PINK COCK CAGE!!!
>>2977392
yes emme its meant to be <3
i wanna kiss and cuddle emme to sleep while a huge bbc slide in and out between me ane emmes lips and pushing our heads togetherand saying "2 heads are better than 1"
I love u emmi , i luv u wesley <3
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
*10 emmy kissis
*10 bbc kissis
>272 posts
>22 posters
Holy shit. You have severe autism, anon who posts all of this text. It's not even the eccentric or quirky kind, it's literal autism.
>>2977406
hiiiiii /u/half-bloodprince!!
>>2977305
can we get a definite answer for this pls ?
>>2977406
twitter.com/_esgeneral_
>>2977456
those aren't the same people
>>2977458
hiiiiii /u/bruce_melvin!!
I JUST WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT SHE IS!!!! AND HER STUNNING, BRIGHT AND HEART WARMING PERSONALITY :o
I JUST WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT SHE IS!!!! AND HER STUNNING, BRlGHT AND HEART WARMING PERSONALITY :o
I JUST WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT SHE lS!!!! AND HER STUNNING, BRIGHT AND HEART WARMING PERSONALITY :o
if i suck a bbc for emma in the heat of the moment , thats not technically gay is it?
>>2977592
only if you forget to collect your emma kisses afterwards
Darnel, this is my husband, anon.
"husband? whatchu mean! this bitch??"
I know he looks like a girl , but thats cause i turned him into my barbie doll sex toy.
If you want to fuck me you have to be willing to fuck him too.
"bitch i dont care long as i get to put my bbc in that fat ass white butte"
*grabs my wifes ass in front of me
cool
Last night I dreamt of two Emmas at the same time and now one isn't enough.
>>2977599
did they give you 2 kises each?
20 kises in one day!
>>2977601
emma gave me 10 kisses after i snuck a bus load of black college basketball players into our hotel room and sucked them off to completion in our hotel!!!
!!!!!!!! <333333333333333333
>>2977608
i miss talking about bbc with my emma wife.
sorry for pretending to be str8 emma , take me back pls!!!
the maggots in the iron lung wont copulate
would emma ever let a tiny wee wee in her?
>>2977615
nope! only the biggest and finest of bbc for emmy
emma let me put on her lip stick before she sucked some guys cock one time it was so exiting i almost felt like she liked me :)
>>2977616
emma friend zoned me cause of my penis size
y she so biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig
>>2977616
how many inches hard is the limit for emma ?
maybe i have a chance...
>>2977619
she's a size queen , its not her fault, she cant help it
>>2977621
you cant even post a link to a 14 inch cock.cmon . if u can link a 14 inch cock i'll fuck my own ass with a vegetable.
eeeeeeeeekkk!!!!!!
NEW THREAD
>>2977631
em not