/esg/ - Emma Stone General

>>2972510
First

mor ass

mor ass

>>2972510
>tarantino
>not calling him tarantana

I need help finding a set of Emily Jean pics. They're paparazzi pics of what look like a film set, she was blonde at the time, looked a little curly and there was car next to her. I feel like she might have been wearing a long skirt but I'm less sure I'm remembering that correctly

>>2972682
Also it looked like it was the evening, if not night

BEAUMONT (into the speaker)
Who is it?

Ordell stands outside the security gate of Beaumont's Hollywood apartment.

ORDELL
It's your benefactor, nigga. Buzz me up.

Beaumont opens his apartment door, fatty between his
fingers. He sees Ordell approach.

Ordell greets him, arms spread out in hug mode, with a
big smile across his face.

ORDELL
Look at you and your free ass. Come over and give me a motherfuckin' hug.

Ordell and Beaumont embrace.

BEAUMONT
What the fuck can I say? I'm serious, man. What the fuck can I say? Thank you... thank you... thank you.

ORDELL
Who was there for your ass?

BEAUMONT
You were there for me.

ORDELL
Who?

BEAUMONT
You.

Laughing his hustler's laugh and bumping Beaumont's fist
hard.

ORDELL
You goddam right!

Beaumont laughs.

ORDELL
You see, it works like this. You get your ass in trouble, I get your ass out. That's my job. And I don't mind tellin ya, nigga, it's steady work.

BEAUMONT
I'm still scared as a motherfucker, Ordell. They talkin' like they serious 'bout me doin' that machine gun time.

ORDELL
Naw, man. They just tryin' to put a fright in your ass.

BEAUMONT
If that's what they want to do, they're doin' it.

ORDELL
How old is that machine gun shit?

BEAUMONT
Three years.

ORDELL
Three years. That crime's old, man. They ain't got room in prison for all the motherfuckers out there killin' people. How they gonna find room for you?

BEAUMONT
That's not what they're tellin' me.

ORDELL
That's why they call it "fuckin' with ya." Now you wanna hear how we retaliate?

>>2972830
notorious footfag mr. tarantana joins the thread

rather just fuck her fat ass not into acting

>>2972832
i bet she would just fart on your balls anyways then be embarrassed and cry like a bitch.

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I'd fart on his balls anyways, what's she gonna do about it? I'll just beat him up.

>>2972834
beat him off you mean ?
fudgepacker

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>>2972836
i'm gay for emily jean!

>>2972837
prove it , sissy fag.

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i'd f*ck him in the butt

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Aww, I was hoping to make the news three times in a row.

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>>2972844
sorry

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>>2972837
I'm gay for anyone that is sexually attracted to Emma but only if they look at her while we do stuff!

>>2972846
exactly!
gay sex to express our love for Emily!!!

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>>2972847
She can't satisfy everyone that has lust for her, that's why she needs our help.

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Hey, when you whack me off and make love to me, can I call you Emily?

>>2972682
>>2972683

Anyone?

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eeek!!!!

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>>2972852
Yeah, but I'd jerk you off super fast if I heard that so you might wanna save it in case you cum too quick.

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>>2972862
>eeeeeee!!!! i love MYSELF!!! <3333

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She's kinda cute.

>>2972831
and with lines from his best movie too.

>>2972883
she is suuuuuuuuucch a cutie!!! gaaahhh!!!! i laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav her seeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww much! <3333

>>2972910
a needle pulling thread

>>2972914
ill knit a sweater for emma because she deserves it!

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I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful world

I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful world

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I love you

I hear babies crying, I watch them grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful world
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful world

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Why don't you love me anyway?

no i won't love you if you cut off my arms and legs you psycho

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>>2973184
Why don't you love me anyway?

>>2973186
cause you'd cut off my arms and legs

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Why don't you love me anyway?

>>2973205
>>2973187

Emily jean I know you're reading this just wanted say how much i love you also pls i need more feet pics.

>>2973183
>>2973184
>>2973186
>>2973187
>>2973205

>graves era misfits lyrics

boo.

>>2973223
wow emma has really good taste!

>>2973225
pleb taste. Danzig or get out.

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>>2973237
emma prefers graves!

>>2973251
nice ass
add me i want to sperm your ass

nice ass
add me i want to sperm your ass

>>2973225
>>2973237
danzig era is obviously superior, but graves is still good if you pretend its a different band. just dont talk about jerry's current era

i hope she practices twerking on her boyfriedn with that big booty , white girls dont know

>>2973334
why just so she can fart and poop on some ugly guys balls ?!

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>glasses
eeeeee!!!!!!! i love her!!!!! every detail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <333333333

>>2973375
isn't she so pretty and cute!
i wonder if she has a man?!

what is emily jean doing RIGHT NOW???!!!

>>2973413
i dont know , what?!?!

>>2973413
kinky anal pleasures

>>2973427
you mean up her butte?
ew. gross

does emily jean go ass to mouth ?

>>2973486
id love to put her ass to my mouth , if you know what i mean ;)

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>>2973492
*emma farts fresh bbc cums onto your waffles
cool

>>2973495
uh.. i wanted the bbc cum on the side...

>>2973486
>does emily jean go ass to mouth ?
only in the heat of the moment

>>2973560
thats hot.

i like her butt !

>>2973595
NO who is eminly mad at?!
ill beat them up!

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>>2973595
WHATS SHE LISTENING TO? IDC I LOVE EMMA EMMA EMMA

>>2973602
http://sonicerotica.com/in-the-alley/

EMMA MEEMA such a notty little kitti!

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yeah girl

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you eat that soup bitch

lonely emmali is sad :(
where is andrew ?
they were dating forevr!

>>2973658
cuck

>>2973660
i would love to see emily be happy even if it was someone else making her feel good <3
she deserves everything she wants and everything life has to offer her!!

hate to see her lonely , she is all i live for :(

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>>2973661
If I cut off your arms and cut off your legs,
Would you still want to live for me only anyway?

>>2973602
Ghost.

>>2973602
misfits duh

>>2973668
emma is that you! ?
I LOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOU!!!!

>>2973688
FUGGIN CUTE

She's so adorable <3

I hate each and every one of you

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I'M A PIONEER, I'M AN EXPLORER
I'M A HUMAN, AND I'M COMING

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I LIKE TO FIGHT TOO

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I LIKE TO EAT

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I LIKE TO HAVE CHILDREN

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I'M HERE
I GOT A LIFE FORCE
THIS IS A HUMAN
THIS IS WHAT WE LOOK LIKE
THIS IS WHAT WE ACT LIKE
THIS IS WHAT EVERYBODY WAS LIKE BEFORE US
THIS IS WHAT I AM
I'M A THROWBACK
I'M HERE
I'VE GOT THE FIRE OF HUMAN LIBERTY
I'M SETTIN' FIRES EVERYWHERE
AND HUMANS ARE TURNING ON EVERYWHERE

she is filming a new Netflix series with the True Detective guy

>>2973687
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>>2973836
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>>2973842
>>2973843

Thanks for the adds and not using PNG like a fag

>>2973856
they wrent high-res @ first

>>2973838
since when does she smoke ?!!?
thats why she talks like that!!

>>2973841
she have a new boyfriend ?

emnley smokes????!!!!
wtf i laaaaaavvv emmy now??

>>2973881
YAAAA, I LAAAAV HAAAAR

picking up smoking now! thanks emily! <33

she don't smoke irl

"The thing is, my ultimate role model is Diane Keaton, and not because she didn't drink or didn't smoke, but because she has always been totally honest about herself, warts, neuroses, and all. Sure, I make a whole lot of mistakes and drink too much wine sometimes, but I just want to be myself and live like a regular human being."

>>2973888
she literally smoked in gangster squad

>>2973889
not in her daily life

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>>2973864
>she have a new boyfriend ?
Actually she has a husband
Now back off, bub

>>2973889
see, theres this thing called acting....

>>2973897
TOMMY: No more shines, Billy.

BILLY: What?

TOMMY: I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it; you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.

BILLY: Relax, will ya? For crying out—what's, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya.

TOMMY: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding. You know, there's a lot of people around.

>>2973907
notorious stonefield relationship splitter mr. scorsese has joined the thread

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emily only smokes after anal, blowjobs, and ass to mouth, to get the taste out of her mouth!

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emma is the cutiest!!!!!!

>>2973688
>>2973689
>>2973840
>>2973841
>>2973842

Holy shit, she so perfect.

I love her blonde, redhead, all.

I wanna be Ryan Gosling.

>>2973959
I WANNA BE EMILY!!!

if i was emily jean i would whack off all day to myself in the mirror lol

>>2973959
How 'bout this. You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you.

>>2973966
and record it and post it online, i hope

>>2973966
i would have anal sex with all the alpha jerks at the club everynight after seducing them with twerking with my fat ass!

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>Arguably the best set of feet in Hollywood
>Constantly covers them up

Sin and a shame, I tell ya.

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>>2973982
lies , she loves showing off her lewd feet in sex shoes for horny men!

>>2973986
I've never seen this pic before. Thank you, they're amazing as always.

>>2973982
she knows

>>2974050
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTEEEE

>>2974050
>smoker

dropped HARD.

>>2974055
ok bye. dont let the door ht you on the way out <3

>>2974055

>>2973897

>>2974050
>Smokes
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

she seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww cute!! <3

>>2974073

>>2974062

>>2974076
>acting
>in real life


no ... thats called living...

>>2974076
An unexperienced smoker wouldnt be able to contain a pull without coughing a lot and becoming nauseous >>2973843

>>2974078
that's how great an actress she is!

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walk in
see this
what do ?

>>2974079
eeeeee!! i love emma!!!! <333

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>>2974080
I'd get her a shirt that fits

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buncha new emma pix here and i don't wanna upscale 'em so here http://emstonebr.com/galeria/thumbnails.php?album=lastup&cat=-1681

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stretched it

>>2974086
Sorry for calling you a fag anon, PNGs can just be annoying at times

>>2974206
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>>2974208
FUCKING DROPPED

>>2974440
emeley made decide to like men

>>2974444
im gay for emily!

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>>2974445
top or bottom ?
i want anon to mae fun of my tiny peepee and top me out and sweat all over me and use my mouth like im boy emme till he cums~!

>>2974468
you think she gave him a hand job in her trailer?

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>>2974473

Thanks for the pics

And thanks New York for being cold

I wanna fug her butt so hard.

>>2974506
you fool! it would CRUSH it!

>>2974506
emley wood try position and u wood be like "ow my dicc doesnt bend that way!" & she wood be disappoint

No butt stuff, only licky dark nippy time

>>2974515
why not????
its so juci and begging to be played with my a hung horny muscular tall alpha who can pick up emili by the butte with one hand and kiss her till she is wet from his hot breath

>>2974511
yes, she would be so dissopointed in my tiny little baby wee wee

>>2974530
They're standing for attention, we must oblige
You can fug her butt later

unlimited cutie emelys!!!

>>2974538
her nipple is as big as my wee wee :(
she would never want it near her yammy dairyair

>>2974545
God damn

>>2974548
those guys are looking at her nipples and want to bukkake her

I possess the dick that can break her butt.

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>>2974570
in reality her dicc wood break YOUR butte

>>2974579
If I fail, I would accept such a punishment gladly.

>>2974579
wouud be so hot if she had a cock bigger than mine. would't be tuff to beat my little thumb wee wee.

IW ANT EMILIS BIG TASTY JUCI COCK IN MY MOUTH JISSSING

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>>2974590
cool i like penises she'd be right up my alley

>>2974590
mmm her jiss flowing out of my mouth like watery salty pudding after i suck her thick delicous thanksgiving BWC her like a good silli babby buttslut

>>2974600
Flowing out of your mouth? How could you not swallow it down? That's what I'd do.

>>2974603
MMM YUMMMMMI I want to swallow her loads while she farts AND POOS on my face WITHE HER FAT JIGGLI COCK TEASING RICH GIRL SPOILED BUTTE fukkkkk

thank you for the pics

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She looks like she wants to get hit by a car lol same

Awesome pics man, for sure!

y she so cuuuuuuute

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>>2974805
we have minds with the likes of hawking and einstein on the clock 25/8 trying to figure out the answer to our universes' most demanding question

eeekkk!! i llove emily soooooooooOOOOoooooOOoooo much!!!! <33333

>>2974810
meee too she makes my wittle babby wee wee poke out !:)

i wanna steal her butte so i can do anal fun!

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>>2974812
cool!

we hit the goldmine fellas

EMELYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNEEEEE

>>2974878
>>2974879
*cums in emily jean's soup*

>>2974881
emma forced me to let another man stimulate my anal g spot with his long naked rubbery penus

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>>2974895
Emma Stone wants to suck another man's cock

>>2974875
>>2974877
WHATS SHE LISTENING TO?? IDC I LOVE EMMA EMMA EMMA

>>2974899
WHATS SHE EATING?? IDC I LOVE EMMA EMMA EMMA

>>2974902
>>2974903
WHATS SHE FILMING?? IDC I LOVE EMMA EMMA EMMA

WOW my wife look VERY cool !!!

>tfw just learned about her new show and I'm already impatient
Think of the hours and hours of Emma content this new show will give. You can literally just pop up your favorite episode when your feeling sad and you will see lovely Emma.

>>2974904
Its a show for Netflix

>>2974907
this is nothing compared to my anticipation for the lesbian scenes Battle of the Sexes
thank God I only knew about it late.

nuuuuuuuuuuuuu emma please!

>>2974911
I didn't know about this. Today has been one Emma revelation after another.

>>2974920
i luv smoker jean!!!

Why does she fill me with optimism for life?

>>2974926
because she seeeeewwww cute!!

found pics where shes in the rain
waiting for new thread to post it

NEW THREAD: >>2974933

>>2974923
she loves me only, she loves tiny baby wee wees covered up by tummy fat!

>>2974935
tummy is a gross word

>>2974938
yeah, well YOURE a gross word! hmmpf!!