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/esg/ - Emma Stone General 2017-08-01 05:23:51 Post No. 2964556
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PREVIOUS THREAD: >>2943725 → #
>Not sure what Emma Stone General is all about?
The mission of /esg/ is to promote the intelligent discussion of Emily Jean Stone by providing members with opportunities for intellectual discussion, by recognizing patrician taste through posting images and fetish fantasies and by calling out Robert-sons as they arise.
>Haven't got an account? Follow this link and sign up today!
https://www.boards.4chan.org/hr
>News
Anon prepares to try harder for Emily and make it on the news >>2955792
Anon predicts his destiny >>2955846
Watsonner endorses /esg/ >>2956100
Anon dreams about Emily >>2957305
Anon gets spooked >>2957641
Anon goes out streaking for Emily >>2957701
A new mystery >>2958354
Emma has a new part-time job >>2959985
/u/half-bloodprince makes another post >>2962373
Quads >>2963333
/esg/ based Twitter account discovered by Anon >>2963611
Previous thread turns anon into a faggt >>2964018
Use >>>/hr/esg as a link to find the /esg/ thread.
Remember the following:
>Emily Jean occasionally reads these generals and has posted here before.
>Watsonners may pretend to be former Stoneheads, and then laugh at you for liking Emily Jean
>This is a thread for funposting purposes only don't offer or expect serious discussion.
>QotD
What are some things you wonna do with Emily outside home?p
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Seriously, kill yourself
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Die
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Get killed
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Commit suicide
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>4 posts
>1 IP
pathetic as fuck
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I pray you get curbstomped
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Someone needs to shoot you
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I'd kinda respect you a little if you wiped yourself off the face of the Earth.
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REALLY wish emma would give me 10 kisses right about now....
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>>2964628
promote BBC!
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PREVIOUS THREAD: >>2955775
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Mr. Blonde: What's this guy's problem?
Mr. White: Yeah I got a problem! I got a *big* fuckin' problem. Fuckin' trigger happy madman almost get's me shot!
Mr. Pink: What the fuck are you talking about?
Mr. White: That fuckin' shooting spree! In the store remember?
Mr. Blonde: Oh fuck 'em. They set off the alarm. They deserved what they got.
Mr. White: You almost killed me! Asshole! If I knew what kind of a guy you were I never would've agreed to work with you!
Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?
Mr. White: What was that? I'm sorry I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?
Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?
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>>2964688
notorious footfag mr. tarantino joins the thread
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Pete The Cat posts there by himself
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>>2964590
she could fist my asshole
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i want to SPL-LOOOOGE on her face!!!!!!!
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>>2965175
cutie face!!!!!!! <33333333333333333
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Why is this the most autistic thread on /hr/? Even more than he Emma Roberts threads and /mcu/ general. What makes autists so attracted to Emma stone?
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>>2965331
It's one person samefagging constantly. He's legitly mentally ill even if he doesn't realize it
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>>2965331
that's what i choose to make it.
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>>2965387
Post more of her!
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>>2965388
look at her!!!!!!!!!!!!,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>2965396
That's a nice hula hoop, Emma, what's her name?
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LOOK AT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK
AT
HER
!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!!!!!
I REPEAT
LOOK AT HER!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333
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>>2965421
LOW RESSSSSS, LOW RES. could be a quarter of the size & maintain the same quality. BLOWN UP LOW RES crap !!!!!!
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>>2965592
please reconsider this comment or I will have to physically remove it from the thred with my BIG strong muscely arms. I havr authentication from emnly herself
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>>2965631
hmmm, OKAY!
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>3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?")
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>>2965963
This post gives off unfortunate implications of cuckoldry
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>>2965972
*receives 10 emma kisses*
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>>2965972
so does your life .
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>>2965980
*10Kilos of spaghetti falls out of your pocket*
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>>2965993
stop being a virgin
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>>2966138
how?
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EMELY
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
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She's kinda cute.
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>>2966615
My wife looks very nice here.
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>>2966620
how about here?
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>>2966621
Not so much but I still love her.
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i love my wife :) <3
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look at her!!
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>>2966648
everything your wife can do, my wife can do better (pic related)
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>>2966650
ummmmmm,, fella?? not to cause any alaram but pleaae stop posting pics of my wife. tbanks its very rude and inconsiderate
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>>2966658
no she's mine
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>>2966621
She should shave her unibrow completely.
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what a retard
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what a stupid cuck
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what a bumblefuck
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what a clueless shit
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what an idiot
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what a fucking dunce
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what a damaged cunt
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you have shitty luck
you're a bumblefuck
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the bosx imperial ruler of the galaxy by Divine Right to you m8
2017-08-04 11:33:28
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2017-08-04 11:33:28
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wallowing in self pity isn't going to change your situation
you must take selfless proactive action , for your own greater good .
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>>2966723
go fuck yr self
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>>2966718
>" uh its that autistic loser again, he's just going to stutter and look at the floor. what a fucking creep why cant he just go somewhere else?"
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>>2966987
>why cant he just go somewhere else?
because O love u very much
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eye laaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvv emleeeee!!!!
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eeeeeeeeeeeee I luv emma!!!!!!!!!!
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i want to eat Oreos with Emily
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>>2966987
costumer is king. "i don't want a stuttering creep that brings in money every day." stubid cunnt
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enmely is lurking ! i expect all posters to be on their best behaviour today thank u
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Emma stone want to SUCK man's cock.
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>>2967170
Emma stone wants to SUCK BLACK cocks
ftfy m8
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>>2967170
does she want to suck MY cock?
or does she want to suck another man's cock?
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>>2967173
*10 kisses*
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the bosx imperial ruler of the galaxy by Divine Right to you m8
2017-08-05 08:01:09
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2017-08-05 08:01:09
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>>2967173
whats stopping her ?
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big frog butte
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>>2967077
So you like the inbred southern gals w/ unibrows, is that right? Oh, I'm sorry. You LOVE them! Sure...
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>>2967295
she's Arizonian
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>>2967322
shes my wife and she loves me very VERY much :)
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>>2967323
post her wedding dress
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>>2967324
creep! leave us alone at once ! now excuse me while i hold hands with my wife
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eeeeeee!!!!! emilly is SUCH a cutie pie!!!!!
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SO, A NEEDLE PULLING THREAD
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emna seeeeeeeeewwwww cüte!!
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Emma Roberts is gooder
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>>2967496
literally who
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>>2967497
Literally the best Emma.
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>>2967498
No one important thinks this.
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>>2967499
Because everyone already knows it.
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>>2967500
Yeah everyone in your autistic neet dying corner.
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emnley is such a cutie pie!!!!! omg i luv her vvvvvvery much!!! <3333333
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I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful world
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful world
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I love you
I hear babies crying, I watch them grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful world
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful world
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the bosx imperial ruler of the galaxy by Divine Right to you m8
2017-08-06 08:13:11
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>>2967906
wait till you get to hell.
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*hugs emily jean*
cool
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Serious.
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>>2967971
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/entertainment/a44939/timeline-taylor-swift-emma-stone-forgotten-friendship/
http://www.eonline.com/news/826141/what-happened-to-emma-stone-the-original-swiftie-e-investigates
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>>2967971
>tfw I will never be in a three way marriage with Emma and Taylor
I want to die.
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What is Emily Jean doing RIGHT NOW????????
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the bosx imperial ruler of the galaxy by Divine Right to you m8
2017-08-07 02:20:23
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2017-08-07 02:20:23
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>>2968152
you will , 100%.
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>>2968153
probably flicking her bean
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>>2967971
>That bigass 4Head
OMEGALUL
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>>2968152
why would you want to even be near that tall blonde freak?
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>>2968173
>tall blonde
You make this sound like a pejorative, Javier.
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>>2968152
keep your head up anon! emma will always love you!!
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>>2968203
>focusing on the two descriptive words instead of the main insult freak
OK hanz
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emanley is an anarchist
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>>2968395
yes!!!! she is manly!!!!!!
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ena,y legg
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>>2968396
*sniff*
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>>2968409
"um could you not? i'm trying to exercise. do you want my butt to grow BIG or what?"
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>>2968411
only if you CRUSH my dicc with it after
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>>2968398
Gross. Paint your toes.
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>>2968507
shut up!!!!! emly is perfecto!!!! you meanie bitch apologize to my wife immediatly!
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>>2968507
paint your own
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>>2968515
>paint your own
I'm not gay or black
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>>2967906
lol what the fuck uh there some fat black man singing its a wondeful world in an emma thread in a very deep voice
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swo51-CG9Ss
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>>2968688
emly stronk
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discuss
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>>2968961
11/10
the glasses made me hard before clicking the thumbnail
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eeeeeee!!!!!! i llve love LOVE emmely!!!!! <33333
cutie patootie!!!!!!
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>>2969229
i want to feel her chest
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>>2969400
me too!!!!
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me 3
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>>2968688
Why are those 10lb weights so huge?
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>>2969507
the weights arent huge
emly is just small
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>2969509
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>>2969510
OMG!!!!!!! SHE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW CUTE!!!! <3333
IS THERE ANYTHING EMMNLY CANT DO?
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>>2969511
she's certainly doing that guy in the pincter
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>>2969512
eeeeeee!! i luv emma <33
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>>2969513
k, stay cucked and doing nothign about it
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>>2969514
10 kisses from my beloved
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>>2969515
she's not just YOUR beloved.
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look at her!!!!!!
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Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
One thing you can be sure of
I'll never ask for more than your love
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You ought to know by now how much I love you
The world may change my whole life through
But nothing's gonna change my love for you
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>>2969517
oy, 'uo callin me waif a slut, u bloody cunt?!
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>>2969901
look at that butt!
<3333
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>>2969969
*sniff*
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>>2970107
stop sniffing my butt, you dickhead
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>>2969514
It's great she remembers to pluck her unibrow.
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>>2970274
Owie!
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>>2970177
*10 kisses from Emily Jean*
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>>2970178
waste of a great ass desu
oh well , mommy cant save you here.
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Why don't you love me anyway?
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>>2970323
cause your so cute it physically hurts me
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If I cut off your arms and cut off your legs,
Would you still love me anyway?
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If you're bound and you're gagged, draped and displayed
Would you still love me anyway?
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I still got my lovely mousepad
>Would properly buy another one when this one is broken
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>>2970561
'wow, what a fucking asshole'
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>>2970637
why would you even hurt another human?
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>"No anon, I'm NOT sitting on your dicc, it would CRUSH it"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op57DmvPTi0
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Emma means the world to me!! <333
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>>2970928
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she is actually my UNIVERSE
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what a fox
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Emma, why is your ass getting so fat, from sitting on it all day ?
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>>2970943
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>>2970928
I want her to kill me with her feet
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>>2970945
Why die when there is so much Emma Stone to enjoy in life???
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she seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww cute!!! <3333
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>>2971016
omg!!! she is!!!!!!!
cutie! eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! <3333
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http://webofchaos.blogspot.com/2017/08/broken-downreal-world-breeding-ground.html
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>>2971016
Just think: underneath those pants, there's a vagina
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>>2971066
*that has never and will never used.
its quite miraculous, don't you think?
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>>2971069
are you gay
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>>2971089
yes
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im gay for emily jean!!
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are the rumors true?
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>>2971104
yes. stevie wonder is not blind.
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>>2971058
we are reaching Peak-Autism. after that it can only get better.
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OH god SHE MAKES ME WANNA CUM
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>>2971324
jewfu is a good one
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No New Year's Day to celebrate
No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away
No first of spring
No song to sing
In fact here's just another ordinary day
No April rain
No flowers bloom
No wedding Saturday within the month of June
But what it is, is something true
Made up of these three words that I must say to you
I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart
No summer's high
No warm July
No harvest moon to light one tender August night
No autumn breeze
No falling leaves
Not even time for birds to fly to southern skies
No Libra sun
No Halloween
No giving thanks to all the Christmas joy you bring
But what it is, though old so new
To fill your heart like no three words could ever do
I just called to say I love you
I just called to say how much I care, I do
I just called to say I love you
And I mean it from the bottom of my heart
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No, I - I... mean... that can grow as I - as long as there's a mutual respect... that kind of thing can grow. I'm realistic. I can accept that. But, you know, what is... What is love anyway? It's a... it's a mutual respect. It's - it's a devotion. It's a... it's a caring from one person to another. And if we could set up some kind of foundation... based on that mutual respect... I feel that eventually you would care enough about me... that I could live with that.
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>>2971053
She looks like an Olmec baby statue.
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It's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you
But when we are apart, I feel it too
And no matter what I do, I feel the pain
With or without you
Baby I don't understand
Just why we can't be lovers
Things are getting out of hand
Trying too much, but baby we can't win
Let it go
If you want me girl, let me know
I am down, on my knees
I can't take it anymore
It's tearin' up my heart when I'm with you
But when we are apart, I feel it too
And no matter what I do, I feel the pain
With or without you
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>>2971405
she looks like my pretty beautiful and perfecto wife <333
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>>2966621
I want to hold her like a newborn baby :3
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*me singing to emnly VERY beautifully*
i want to hold your haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnddddddd
*emnluy is VERY shocked and delighted*
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>>2971559
WHATS SHE LISTENING TO? IDC I LOVE EMMA EMMA EMMA
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HEY YOU! HERES ANOTHER EMMA TO ENJOY! HOPE YOU LIKE IT
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IN A GLEEFUL MOOD SO HERES ANOTHER EMMA
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ANYONE HERE? SORRY IF I PUT YOU GUYS OFF
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BEST EMMA
POSITIVE EMMA
EMMA GIVES ME LIFE
I WANT TO SHARE MY LOVE FOR EMMA WITH YOU ALL !!
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EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA
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I LOVE EMMA
DO YOU LOVE EMMA?
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ONE MORE EMMA. I WISH YOU ALL WELL
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sad desu.
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i laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvv emmely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>2971599
i love her too, wahoo!!!!
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D'AWWWW SHE'S SO CUUTE!!!
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>>2971633
if you really believe shes so cute why don't you have sex with her?
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>>2971651
i will!!!!!
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>>2971653
well, when you do, be sure to take some pics.
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OMG SHE'S SIGNING MY CRAZY STUPID LOVE DVD!!!!!!!!!!
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>>2971568
W for wumbo
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>>2971662
I'd rather she gave me a coconut oil handjob.
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She's so cute :3
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>>2971684
Faggot
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Emily Jean is the cutest :3
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>>2971697
Faggot
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Take a close look. Cause I rule, baby!
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>>2971723
seeeeeeeeeeeewww cute!!!! gaaahh!!
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>>2971724
so, a needle pulling thread
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>>2971725
I'll knit a sweater for emma because she deserves it!
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cutie patootie!! i laaaaaavv her v very much <333
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a passions erupts in my heart when i think of my love emma, the insects feast upon my genitalia. A thousand black locusts make me climax one last time. This is the final orgy of satanas
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Emily Jean is amazing <3
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y she so cuuuuuuuuuute
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Emily Jean is amazing <3
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>>2971740
why?
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>>2971750
cause she makes people gay.
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how cute is emily?
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>>2971839
Too cute.
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>>2971839
cute enough for anal
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>>2971954
Aww, you have to be cute for anal? :(
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>>2969229
LoL, who's the autistic cunt posting my eye heart photo all over /hr/ Emily Jean threads x
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>>2971962
sorry
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what is emily doing RIGHT NOW????
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>>2971971
eating fairy bread
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>>2971972
This is how we know you're Australian. No-one outside of this island/continent/prison colony knows what the fuck "fairy bread" is, and when you explain it they look at you the way we look at Scots and their deep fried Mars bars.
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>>2971973
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Emma loves the Opera House!
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>>2971977
ummm who is this weirdo posing next to my wife???
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>>2971981
Someone who let her die.
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fucken jesus lookin' ass
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Mr. Garfield please stop dingling around Australia with the woman i'm married to, or I may have to beat you up, thaaaanks!
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The night we met I knew I needed you so
And if I had the chance I'd never let you go
So won't you say you love me,
I'll make you so proud of me.
We'll make 'em turn their heads every place we go
So won't you, please, be my be my baby
Be my little. baby my one and only baby
Say you'll be my darlin', be my be my baby
Be my baby now, my one and only baby
Wha-oh-oh-oh.
I'll make you happy, baby, just wait and see
For every kiss you give me I'll give you three
Oh, since the day I saw you
I have been waiting for you
You know I will adore you 'til eternity
So won't you, please, be my be my baby
Be my little. baby my one and only baby
Say you'll be my darlin', be my be my baby
Be my baby now, my one and only baby
Wha-oh-oh-oh.
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>>2971983
what did he mean by this?
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>>2971957
anal is fun if you have a cute butte , silly!
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>>2972114
but your butte cant be cute if it is big enough to be able to CRUSH your dicc by sitting on it , lol
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>>2972117
so no anal for emamly jeans?
brb crying and cutting my dicc off:(
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>>2972122
you don't need a cute butte for anal
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>>2972125
what do you need for anal then , cute feet ?
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>>2972129
you need A butt
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>>2972131
Imagine that ass pressed against your dick.
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>>2972132
Would never have occured to me, thanks for the prompt.
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>>2972132
Ya, actually that would feel kinda neat. Thanks bud
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>>2972131
more Emma butt.
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>>2972131
i have a butt. can i do anal please!??
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>>2972151
I want someone to do Emma anal with me too!
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>>2972158
how can someone do Emma anal with you?
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>>2972167
Fuck my butt like it was Emma's.
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>>2972181
who would do that to you!??
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>>2972195
Someone with a big cock, hopefully.
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>>2972198
i hope you find someone with a HUGE COK to do Emma alan with you!
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>>2972200
Me too, I'm sure we'd both get a kick out of it.
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>>2972214
how hard are you looking for someone to dom anal in you if you are posting here all day!?
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>>2972214
ew, you sit on your fatt lonely butt all day dreaming of anal with a big cock like emely???
ew!
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>>2972158
Anal is gross. The mouth is the rightful resting place for a big cock.
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>>2972227
your mouth?!?
maybe cock is gross!
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*holds emily jean's hand*
cool
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>>2972224
I'm not fat.
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>>2972248
your butt is from sitting on it and dreaming of emily anal!!
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>>2972263
That's good though, right?
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>>2972267
good for emily anal with big cock maybe!!!
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bit cheeky, but i would have anal with emma but ONLY if she consented. anyone else here agree?
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>>2972274
pnis too smol and litol for eminly to want it:(
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Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Emily Jean. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.
I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Emily Jean pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact I can't is honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would God create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!
Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
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>>2972327
me too!!
oh well at least we have her pcituer to pretend!
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>>2972337
SHE GOT A TAMAGODCHI SO CUTIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
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>>2972337
look at her sway her sexy hips
i luuuuuuuuuuv emly
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eeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
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i
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love
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emma!!!!!!!!!!
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<3333
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PLS STOP !eamma is not for ANAL!!!
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I LOVE EMNLY JEAN!!! YES I DOOOOO!!! <3333 I LOOOOOOOOVE HER CUTIE CUTIE CUTE FACE AHHHHHHH<33333333 I JUST WANT TJE WORLD TO KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT SHE IS!!!! AND HER STUNNING, BRIGHT AND HEART WARMING PERSONALITY :o GAHHH I LUVVVV HER SEEEEEEEEWWWWW MUCH <3333
*GIVES EMNLY A BIIIIIIIIIG HUG AND A THOUSAND SMOOCHES*
*EMNLEY GIVES ME A MILLION AND ONE BACK <33333333*
EMILY JEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNN
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>>2972474
no NOT FOR ANAL!
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>>2972327
You're scaring me bro dont lose the grip of your reality Emily is mine and only
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emmmmeeeellyyyy *BIG inhale* JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN
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*emily jean farts on my breakfest*
cool
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new
>>2972510
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>>2972508
what if bbc cum came out her butte!?!?
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>>2972524
*10 kisses*
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>>2967173
how you know she want black cock?
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>>2972659
all women do, all women should
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>>2972721
it possible she already have.
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Just look at her! Perfection!
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