Dicc CRUSHing butte Edition
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>News
cool >>>/tv/85227874
Scientists still investigating why Emma so cuuuuute >>2944020
Anon has coinkydink >>2944030
Emily Jean victim of Racial Discrimination >>2944293
Anon earns 10 emma kises for promoting BBC >>2945943
Emily Jean summoned into Anon's room >>2946203
Emily Jean's Original Name revealed the 3rd time >>2947052
Anon's anus bleeds in desperation for people to look at her >>2949057
Anon apprehended by the Emily police >>2949802
Indesputable proof of Emily posting on /hr/ >>2951234
Use >>>/hr/esg as a link to find the /esg/ thread.
Remember the following:
>Emily Jean occasionally reads these generals and has posted here before.
>Watsonners may pretend to be former Stoneheads, and then laugh at you for liking Emily Jean
>This is a thread for funposting purposes only don't offer or expect serious discussion.
>QotD
Would you die for Emily Jean?
>>2955775
>>2955780
is this stupid whore drinking urine? what a dumb cunt
>its another "Worst Emmafag makes the same exact thread with the same exact photos and the same exact sentences thread"
>>2955775
>My toenail strawberries post wasn't fun enough to be worth a spot in the news
I-I'll try harder next time. For Emily <3
>>2955775
Emma "Size A cup" Stone
@2955789
>no one will ever care about your talentless skeleton in a million years
embarassing
>>2955812
why are you disrespectful towards women? wtf man
>>2955827
you literally came into this thread using degrading expressions you bitch.
>>2955830
>only one person posts on 4chan
I will marry Emma by 2020. None of you are invited to our wedding (not out of malice but for privacy).
Why cant we all just get along?
>>2955849
lol exaggerated ass face roberts binsh cartoony goofy features next 2 stunning beautie emly stone so obviousely better in every way !!!! Emly come home 2 me!
my ethereal queen
>>2955864
>being such a jerk
Emily would probably be disgusted at the way you talk and judge
>>2955868
hah im rite u admit hah i win
>>2955867
no mine-mine-mine
*Emily Jean farts on my breakfast*
cool
>>2955977
50 points for Gryffindoor
>>2955775
Though I'm a Watson-fag, I should accept this is the most fun waifu thread
>>2956100
I'll think about this when i publish my surgical armpit orifice fanfiction here
*tenderly embraces and kisses emily for 20 minutes*
cool
post her feet
>>2956295
why
>>2956295
>>2956295
Please
*discolored vaginal discharge violently jettisons out of her vagina and onto your face*
cool
>>2956495
That's nig nut
i want emmy to give me a BIG fat wet smooch eeeeeee!!!
i want emmy to shove her swampy wet asshole on my face!!!
>>2956583
omg!! me too!! I love emma! <33333
*Emily Jean sits on my face after being filled with thick cum by 6 BBC*
cool
ONE WHIFF
ONE STIFF
I've been an Emma fan for nearly ten years and you're the first person to make me embarrassed of that. At least the pics live on.
Seriously, kill yourself.
>>2957252
Who are you quoting?
>>2956619
Then you die from aids
>>2957273
would you happily die from aids for a chance with Emma, Mr. number 1 fan?
>>2955775
Wow, thanks for impregnate with your autism the threads of Emma Stone. Nice work /hr/
>>2957288
>>2957288
Wow, thanks for good English.
>>2957291
du är välkommen
*Emma Stone toots out a sloppy wet fart*
What do?
I dreamt about her last night and now reality isn't enough.
>>2957305
i know that feel, bro. i have dreamt of emily a couple of times now and i felt like complete shit and depressed upon awaking
>>2957296
This might just be my new favourite picture of her.
>>2957310
Yes it really makes her wrinkles and disgusting back moles stand out.
gib emma stone dreams
>hello, this is Emily
>my thread on /hr/ is being invaded by a no-fun-allowed autist from reddit
>please send help, thanks!
*protects emnly jeane /hr/ thread from loser fun hating weirdoes with my BIG muscular arms*
no need to tthabk me emnly, just doing my job
love u <3
imagine that your lips/mouth were surgically attached in some way to her anal cavity, in a human-centipede like fashion. What would you feed Emnly to have the best poopies?
>>2957409
10 smooches <3
>>2957409
Imagine not being mentally ill.
Work on yourself. I'm rooting for you every day, Anon.
>>2957409
Cuttlefish and asparagus, obviously
>>2957411
Sounds like someone is really butthurt lmao
>>2957411
i tell you the earnest truth.
that person will die a penny-less virgin, full of regrets.
its much too late for them.
just let them attention screech and
spend the rest of their pitiful life
doing this embarrassment that brings them gratification.
>>2957414
>meme namefag on /hr/
>talking about how others will die as penny-less virgins
i hope the irony is not lost on you.
;)
>>2957412
God I just want to suck her feet and I NEVER WILL!
>>2957425
there is no irony. only cold hard facts.
*rips off shirt revealing freaking HUGE abs and 'i <3 emmiy tatto*
I LOVE EMILY JEAN
>>2957414
>https://archive.4plebs.org/hr/search/username/the%20bosx%20imperial%20ruler%20of%20the%20galaxy%20by%20Divine%20Right%20to%20you%20m8/
I'm looking through his posts in the archive and think it's hilarious how he seems to be a huge Jesus freak on a mission to fight degeneracy but then constantly also attacks people for being virgins lmao
>>2957435
God sees and knows every hidden thing , he reveals truth to His anointed ,His enemies are my enemies, He is the 1 righteous judge.I will Praise His Holy Name Forever.
>>2957435
she is beautiful
would you rather lick emma's salty arm pits after not showering for a week or lick her sweaty soles after running a marathon????
>>2957435
>>https://archive.4plebs.org/hr/search/username/the%20bosx%20imperial%20ruler%20of%20the%20galaxy%20by%20Divine%20Right%20to%20you%20m8/
holy shit that autism!!!
>>2957454
God stands by everything I said.
So you are calling God autistic.
>>2957452
Soles, what the fuck kind of question even is this?
>>2957452
soles
>>2957458
>So you are calling God autistic.
Just like you
>>2957488
its good that you're showing everyone how valuable your opinion is.
Is "the bosx imperial ruler of the galaxy by Divine Right to you m8" Spike? I thought that schizo killed himself years ago.
>>2957545
its too late for you but hopefully others will learn from your example.
>>2956266
sexy ass surroundems
>>2956252
very bad scarey ugley pincter that u shood stop postem !!!!!!
Be my lil bby :3
*Emily Jean fucks me with a 11inch dildo*
cool
More red carpet pics
>>2957654
That is going to hurt so much if it's your first time! That's why I'm gradually breaking in my boipussy just in case she ever wants to pummel it.
>>2957649
even obviousely worse pincter so utterly terrible !!!! should have tweezed did not tweeze eye brow hair !!!!! mecha me wna throw up! whoever published this sacrilege should be tried for erm-- sacrilege
*runs outside naked screaming*
I FUCKING LOVE EMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*emly sees my long wiener*
EEEEEE I LOVE YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2957656
*is gonna hurt*
cool
SEX BOMB SEX BOMB
COMPLETELY DENIED SEXUAL STIMULATION BOMB
VIRGIN BOMB.
COMPLETELY DENIED THE PLEASURES OF SEXUAL STIMULATION FOREVER BOMB
VIRGIN BOMB.
>>2958042
>>2958046
Too young to even know who Tom Jones is?
HA HA
>>2958052
i know everything i need to know.
Nothing's gonna change my love for you
You oughta know by now how much I love you
The world may change my whole life through
But nothing's gonna change my love for you
You'll never find, as long as you live
Someone who loves you tender like I do
And you'll never find, no matter where you search
Someone who cares about you the way I do
No, I'm not braggin' on myself, baby
'Cause I'm the one who loves you
And there is no one else, no one, no one else
i want emmy to kick me hard in the nuts <3
Emily Jean is for ____________ .
>>2958134
having her toes sucked
>>2958134
ever a virgin
>>2958135
Gross
>>2958134
being the mother of my children
>Emily Jean wants your dick
>BUT she can't stand you, so she hands you a cleaver and asks you to cut it off, telling you she'll have it stuffed or something
What do?
>>2958153
Do as the goddess commands.
>>2958153
find another waifu
shes too old now , ugly .
>>2958231
a woman getting 30 is to old. wew lad.
have fun dying alone and spending your retirement money on hookers.
>>2958134
sitting her frog butt on your face and ____
What does it say?
>>2958237
how would i be alone if i am with hookers sounds fun instead of banging very old woman....
>>2958237
Yes. 15-16 years past her prime.
>>2958865
hairy forearms hhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
does emam stone liek anal?
such a good buuti would be a waste for no anal
>>2959114
I'd imagine she has tried anal on a few occasions.
>>2958300
pee
>>2959157
with that spider man faggot , or with gosling?
>>2959174
Gosling is a straight-laced chap. Garfield is probably a closeted homosexual who thinks vajayjays are icky. Guess.
>>2959175
she pegged spidermans quivery boi pussy with a horse dildo strapon ?
>>2957649
is this a man
>>2959240
Are you?
>>2959246
can you make me a girl ?
>Pulls out full-sized robot
>Activate Anon brain
>Enable erection
>Begin Fuck Mode
>>2959717
I wonder what her fingers smell like.
>>2959756
next time you take a wet shit and whipe your ass, take a wiff
>>2959717
eeeeeeee!! i love emma!!!!! <33333
*you drop your pants in front of Emma and she gives you this look*
>>2958354
I DO ANAL
>>2958354
i am cute <3
>>2959851
cutie!! she seeeeeeeww cüte <333333
>>2959893
a needle pulling thread
>>2959893
nothign cute about being trolled and cucked
for 10 years.
have u ever thot about anyone but yourself ?
>>2959901
ill knit a sweater for emma because she deserves it!!
>>2959717
me on the right when i meet her in person. running away like the pussy i am :-(
Ass wiper of Anna Kendrick
She feels disgusted when she wipes Anna Kendrick's ass.
>>2959991
Emma Stone wants to suck another man's cock.
>>2959994
why wont u then?
Emma's the only girl who I would feel comfortable with licking my ass.
i want emma to suffocate me with her massive butte. so yes, yes I would die for emily jeane
>>2960000
you want your head crushed like in toxic avenger? you're crazy!
Die Wurst schmeckt gut.
>>2960524
wurst emma höhö
ughhh, i need my 10 emma kises NOW!!!
i can't wait any longer!!!!!!!
>>2960799
>keeps waiting even longer
This cringe thread makes me embarrassed to be a celeb wanker.
Fuck you, OP.
>wake up
>no Emily Jean's feet rubbing on my nose after her morning run
not cool
>>2960816
I wonder if her bf is in to feet or if he wasn't at first then stumbled onto all these threads and started really getting into her soles and would edge for hours to emma threads then wait for her to return from filming and spray everywhere over her.
Maybe.
>>2960819
>her bf
she has a new bf? who?
>>2960833
>me
>>2960833
a catfish sock puppet .
>>2960833
meeeeeee!!!!! i love emma <3333
>>2960851
https://www.ambitiousaboutautism.org.uk/understanding-autism/diagnosis/i-think-my-child-has-autism
>>2960854
where is this image from? anymore from the set?
>>2960858
yes but they are too small to post
google: emma-stone teddy-geiger
>>2960872
thanks!
>>2960872
>no sidenip
dissappointed in that pic
>>2960878
do you think they... you know...
Would it be moral to clone her feet?
>>2960887
Just her feet? 'no'
>>2960880
You Just Know.
>>2960909
i know everything i need to know
>>2959240
She sounds like a man.
>>2958229
Did she pluck her unibrow here?
>>2960957
>2960957
go with the time bro. browfus are the new IN now
eeeeeeeeee!!! i love emma!!<33333 she is the CUTIEST!!<33 i just want to look at her perfect face allllllllll day long and give her 10000000 smooches!!!!!! emma is such a cutie pie!!! oh my gosh i love her she is seeeeeeeewwwwww cute!!!! gaaahhhh! i love her soooooo much i want the world to know! i want to scream it from the the rooftops!!
I LOVE EMILY JEAN! <333333
>>2960954
her voice is her sexiest feature after her feet
For the best night sleep in the whole wide world visit mypillow.com!
>>2961157
do you also have an emma stone themed dildo?
>>2961160
NO!!!
>>2961162
What about a dakimakura (body pillow)?
HOLIDAY ROA OHHHHHH OHHHH OHOAHHH OOOOAHOAD
HOLIDAY ROA OHHHHHH OHHHH OOHHOAD
>>2960909
oh god, i hope so.
She is kinda cute.
>>2961950
CUUUUUUUUTEEEEEE!!!!!!! <33333333
>>2961950
I see she finally shaved her unibrow.
>>2962355
she needs to shave off her Notbeingmarriedwithme
>>2961639
big frog butte
>>2962359
She's an ugly redneck Mongoloid piece of rotten cunt and a shitty actress as well.
>>2957649
Her unibrow is showing.
>>2956252
Dat unibrow, though.
I she Romanian, by any chance?
>>2958134
So THAT's how she looks like w/o makeup!
>>2962375
delete this
>>2962373
and you're gonna get banned again.
at least you'll have your Reddit accounts.
>>2962418
ALT RIGHT faggots are too thick to realize some people have never even heard of Reddit.
Oh, and, btw, Reddit was infested by you Russian dicksuckers way before you've made your way into 4chan.
4chan used to be a place for liberals and NOT the fascist vodka-nigger-loving dickgobblers!!
>>2962422
you're both gay, 4chan used to be apolitical. get this faggotry shit out of here.
Know your place.
www.reddit.com/u/half-bloodprince
>>2962425
You belong in a gas chamber, faggot.
@2962430
not an argument
>>2962432
Trumptards...
>>2962432
>@
*sips tea*
>>2962435
Is she a ginger?
>>2962436
not naturally, no
>>2962437
Nah, it's bullshit. Onision confirmed that she was a natural redhead, not a blonde.
>>2962437
Ah, the unibrow, definitely! I suppose she plucks it. Cannot unsee it now, fuck!
>>2962438
>Onision
>meme youtuber says it's true so it must be
>>2962440
>Buzzfeed
>fake news Internet outlet says she's a ginger so it must be true
>>2962443
>Although she's known as a redhead, her natural hair color is blonde. It was Judd Apatow who suggested she change her hair color for Superbad (2007) and she liked it so much that she decided to keep it.
I mean you can believe whatever you want, kid. But just look at >>2962440, she was clearly blonde as a child.
>>2962453
I thought it was a picture of a retarded boy at first so I didn't bother to click it.
Here's an even younger picture of her (slightly upscaled for /hr/.)
>>2962453
>Superbad
She was already a ginger in her previous films, though.
>>2962453
So many amazing pics lately <3
>>2962437
I want Emma to school me on history and economics
>>2962539
1) Your country is founded on slavery.
2) Capitalism is the worst system on the planet.
Class dismissed.
>>2962663
>t. Swede who will be beheaded soon or Venezuelan whose power cut out shortly after this po-
What is Emily Jean doing RIGHT NOW??????
>>2962733
Getting drunk and shitposting in an Emma Roberts thread.
>>2962735
I DEMAND footage of Drunk Emly
>>2962733
flicking her bean
i love emily!! <333
>>2962821
Are you a bad enough dude to hit your dick with a hammer?
>>2962795
Emily "Flicks Her Bean" Jean
>>2962824
dont question my adoration for enmley jeane ever again thanks
mmhhh i have a weird craving.
i want to see emily, morbidly obese, driving around on a mobile scooter through walmart or k-mart and spout profanities @ arab looking dudes in a southern accent.
plz gibe link if she already did something like that
>>2963119
kill yourself
>>2963119
kys sick amerilard
>>2963119
i want to see emnley dressed in a KKK robe get blacked by five african-american gentlemen in full black panther uniforms
>>2963130
*emma gives you 10 kises*
*thinks aboot emmleey jeen while tjinbking about emnlay jan*
OMG! im in love!!<3333
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray that I'm the one you'll keep
Cause no-one loved you like I do
And in the middle of the night
I could be here I wish I might
I could be laying here with you
[chorus]
And although I know you well
I don't feel ashamed confessing this to you
Went through my mind when I lay me down to sleep
Everytime I dream I dream of you
Dreaming of the the day that we could do
Baby, won't you make my dreams come true?
Everytime I dream, I dream of you
Swedes were raped by the Huns hundreds of years ago.
I'd rape her butt anyways, what's she gonna do about it? I'll just beat her up.
Emnly leg
yo
>>2963343
*10 emma kises*
>>2963333
lo-quaaaaaal, not up 2 standert, blown up videoe screen shot, not crisp, lo-qual, smaougey
I LOVE EMNLY JEAN!!! YES I DOOOOO!!! <3333 I LOOOOOOOOVE HER CUTIE CUTIE CUTE FACE AHHHHHHH<33333333 I JUST WANT TJE WORLD TO KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT SHE IS!!!! AND HER STUNNING, BRIGHT AND HEART WARMING PERSONALITY :o GAHHH I LUVVVV HER SEEEEEEEEWWWWW MUCH <3333
*GIVES EMNLY A BIIIIIIIIIG HUG AND A THOUSAND SMOOCHES*
*EMNLEY GIVES ME A MILLION AND ONE BACK <33333333*
EMILY JEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNN
*goncern*
Jesus Christ, I found this guy's twitter...
twitter.com/_esgeneral_
What a fucking weirdo
>>2963611
oh wow...
>>2963611
It's the autist making these threads
>>2963611
dayum pretty based
>>2963621
Don't you ever make any other post?
Are all Swedes as Asiatic looking as her?
>>2963715
i love her
>>2963715
>my great great great grandfather's slave's son was swedish therefore i'm swedish
When can this meme die?
emmley is an anarchist
>>2963800
Why do you think that? It's because of her cameo in Cucky Louie, right?
thinkaing about eimly <333333333
>>2963822
Every new pic becomes my favourite...
>>2963822
She definitely looks Asian, IMO.
>>2963826
emna a cüte!!
emna a cüte!!
>>2963822
those lips
goodness
obligatory "emma stone has perfect feet" post
I really don't much care for this color of nailpolish but this picture is still one of my favorites despite that
and another one
this is probably my favorite.
>>2963883
Literally perfect keep posting them
oomf
>tfw no good closeups in this set
the classic.
this picture blesses people with a love for pristine celebrity feet
this thread turned me into a faggt
>>2964018
a fag for feet
Some day, when I'm awfully low,
When the world is cold,
I will feel a glow just thinking of you
And the way you look tonight
Oh but you're lovely, with your smile so warm
And your cheeks so soft,
There is nothing for me but to love you,
Just the way you look tonight
With each word your tenderness grows,
Tearing my fear apart,
And that laugh that wrinkles your nose,
Touches my foolish heart
Lovely
Never, ever change
Keep that breathless charm
Won't you please arrange it?
'Cause I love you, just the way you look tonight
'Cause I love you, just the way you look tonight
Just the way you look tonight
>>2964018
>tfw you will never catch someone at that turning point where they will let you suck their cock while they look at pics of Emma before they turn into a full on flaming homo
>>2964036
I wonder if there are any actual girls who would do this.
>tfw you will never bust a nut looking at Emma Stone feet pictures while Emma Stone sucks on your cock
feels terrible, man.
>>2964046
Most girls are jealous bitches and would get pissed at you at the very suggestion. Plenty of guys that would love doing it though.
>>2964050
They'd have to be extremely feminine little sissy bois for me to ever consider that.
>>2964046
oh lawd that booty
>>2964011
>>2964149
yeah I've got that one, it's just not a fantastic shot.
*huff*
*huff*
>>2964460
unbelievable
post more
>>2964468
Thank you based anon you are doing good work
>>2962686
>thinks sweden is socialist
>>2964495
in a trumptard's mind anything that doesn't align with their right-wing extremist views is labeled socialism/communism
>>2964528
If anything it's Trump who should be labelled a communist because of his ties with Russia.
NEW: >>2964556
>>2964543
>thinks post-"""communist""" russia is communist
>>2964543
russia hasnt been communist for 27 years.
>>2964585
Well, in that case Russia was never a communist country in the first place.
>>2964649
it never even claimed it was
>>2964651
hahahaha, your trolling might be shit, but at least i got a chuckle
>>2964649
muh"that wasn't real communism/socialism/marxism"
>>2964753
>it didn't live up to the basic definition of communism and didn't call itself communist but it's still communist because I say so
>>2964762
>much like any ideology, in practice it contradicts everything about its definition
>communism, socialism, marxism, and fascism become interchangeable due to results, not intent, because they all end in dictatorships that kill their own people on mass.
>>2962663
>it was founded on rebellion
>its also the country that ended slavery in most of the world (although it still exists in the middle east/india/africa/south america/asia/etc)
>capitalism is the only reason you can type on a computer and respond to someone you disagree with
>>2964825
>capitalism is the only reason you can type on a computer
The reason I can type on a computer is the fact I've got fingers.
>>2964934
>It did
no it didn't you fucking moron
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communism_in_20_years
>It used to be called Soviet Union
yeah the union of soviet SOCIALIST republics
they actually made a point those being different things
>inb4 idiots think i'm defending the soviet union