Bible/wisdom quotes thread

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hope you guys like it :)

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last one..

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>>2956446
These were great, thanks!

jesus lets me fiddle his testicles

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Jesus page of oblivion, isis win's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gx1Pv02w3Q

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>>2961848

...incoming

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love Jesus

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>>2961865
basically....ketchup is thicker than blood

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Crap... i'm battling for the wrong sideshow... (The idea of 72 virgins in Islam refers to an aspect of paradise)

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>>2961969

swiftness v god your a confused poster

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>>2961989

common mistake

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>>2962008

me not support celebrities so who's the real tard!

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>>2962044
know your meme...

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Jesus even saves Hispanics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk&list=RDPIb6AZdTr-A&index=10

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>>2962065
wrong party... your a lost sole repent "bieberism" you might gain salvation

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>>2962078
dude i found this in your download file

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>>2962082
>the bosx imperial ruler of...here's a hint

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>>2962085

it's not me flitting between anonymous and box trolling

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w7OgIMMRc4&index=7&list=RDbtPJPFnesV4

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>>2962092

spacker assisting

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>>2962101
SSDs are infections that are passed from one person to another during vaginal, anal, and oral sex. They’re really common, and lots of people who have them don’t have any symptoms.

>>2955570
You can polish a turd, however, not too shiny and still smells bad

>>2955570
never wholly understood the concept of
"fearing god"..sounds like he´s a mean fellow after all

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money is the root of all evil

>>2962431
You should fear god like you fear getting hit by a truck when merging onto the highway

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...so was the IRA they also wear masks

>>2962431
Or why he would even want to be feared. Is he out of his mind?

>>2966188
I'm sure I can find a context-less quote in the Bible that contradicts that.

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At least 14,000 attend Jerusalem Gay Pride Parade, amid very tight security

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Then he said, "Throw out your net on the right-hand side of the boat, and you'll get some! dick response....

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>>2968204
the "copy pasta" spoke

>>2968195
Lol

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Israel offers free travel passes to all Palestinian residents, Guam is a vivid tourist destination that offers peaceful white-sand beaches.

>>2969626
y u savin pics of negro cock

>>2969654
>but motives are weighed by the LORD.
god made u gay? shit you goin to hell boi

>>2968222
that edge ! why is the bible so edgy ?

Bump... Slow board bumping linger longer than fast boards.

>>2955570
so do you want bible quotes? or widsom quotes?
durrhurr

>>2969780
can you really call someone "Lord" who you can't see and who never talks to you?

lol,,, tards

>>2980789
put down the crack pipe, bruce

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Why does CCM have to be ridden with such bland, derivative musical composition? :|

"One specific gender that is afraid of an imaginary creature is more important than health or social ability"
The Bible is stupid.

>bible
>wisdom

Choose one

Oh cool I was looking for a thread like this. Anyone got a good one from Ecclesiastes?

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>>2962431
It's a different definition of fear than "being scared" - more in the vein of awe, humility, respect.

>>2955570
Doodooronomy 2:2
Turns out you can polish a turd....just won't get too shiny and smells worse.

>>2984307
You simply cant, it's impossible. It's all bullshit.

>>2984761
I don't chase any idols.

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>>2984772
You have to be shitting me right? Trying to give me a good bamboozling.

>>2984786
He didn't though, did he? Because it's just a book of fairy tales. There's nothing like a dying jew nailed to some wood for some saucy stories is there?

>>2984796
I would love to spit in 'HIs Holy face', but as he is a non existant being it could prove to be a tad difficult. In this time of political malaise and overall unrest, 'Holy God' isn't going to help you, neither is burying your head into the Christian sand. Oh, FYI it's spelt 'you' not 'u'. Just a suggestion, mate.

>>2984810
Keep telling yourself that. JPG's and PNG's of useless information are nothing. Good day.

>>2984822
It was nice chatting. We hit some really good points. The JPG's show irrefutable evidence, of nothing for me but obviously enough for you to bounce on your boy's dick.

>>2984830
Not even women after being married? Have fun being celibate.

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Bible and wisdom are an oxymoron and don't belong in the same sentence.

>>2964301

Except you can demonstrate that the truck is actually there. Its more like fearing the tooth fairy.

>>2984865
or the Boogeyman.

>>2968233

So instead we'll scare her into compliance with the threat of YHWY's torture dungeon.......and still ignore her issues.

>>2973672

>it's not rocket science.

Quite right. Its fantasy.

>>2983090

According to the Goat Hearder's Guide to the Galaxy.

A "book of wisdom" that contains talking snakes, talking donkeys, sorcerers, supermen whose strength depends on their hair. Right.

>>2984874
>Goat Hearder's Guide To The Galaxy
Fucking hell anon. That kek'd me hard. Thanks.

>>2984810

You can't possibly be this stupid. Delusions are poison. Please get help. Like actual help. It says so right here so that should be proof enough.

>>2984882
Exactly. It's why I stated these:

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Yup.

>>2955570
>bible
>wisdom
pick one

>>2984959
That's all well and good. But you can enjoy the most natural thing humans do until marriage? The other natural thing is evolve.