Tiffany Hwang gives you a suspicious look edition
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Oh, I remember him asking us to help with his International Development exam. He had questions about foreign direct investment and the differences between the World Bank and IMF. I hope he didn't fail the class...
you should rejoice for still being capable of that desire. other SONEs have found the spirit that enabled them to enjoy such scenes without sorrow, kicked along with that seemingly forgotten member
Do not be depressed. It is amazing in and of itself to know this wonderful rabbit girl exists with her cute bunny ears. She looks so happy, which makes us happy! What a wonderful thing to even know about Yoona. Whata wonderful life to love Yoona~
Probably as soon as she releases her upcoming solo rap album!
Na kkamjjak, menbungiya~
I bet she was giving happy and cheerful looks! The kind of look that raises your spirits no matter what. Just being in that moment, making eye contact with yoonarabbit, I'm sure it was heaven~
Wake up early, open a window and look outside at Yoona's nature! Many times Yoona will send a kissu on the wind for you, so be sure to receive it kindly when it touches your cheek. Make sure to give thanks to Yoona for everything good in your life and pray for her to help you persevere through your hardships. Always remember, Yoona loves you deeply and cares for you. She wants you to succeed!
An old fortune teller gives you a potion and says that by drinking it, you will become one with your waifu and live with her forever.
When you get home you read the fine print on the bottle. Just underneath "Made in China", the fine print says "permanently turns drinker into a perfect copy of their waifu and nothing else."
You'd never actually meet your perfect soshi, and she'd never love you or know you exist, but at least you could be her and see her in the mirror every day.
Would you drink it? Who would you become?
If so, what's the first thing you would do?
I would destroy it. When she is ready to make my spirit one with hers, she will do it herself. And I will wait patiently for that day when my mortal shell dissolves making my spirit ready to join her on her farm in the sky. This artificial concoction is sacrilegious and obscene and should be purged from the Earth.
I would drink it so I could become Taeyeon and P-A-R-T-Y as her, unaging and undying, for all eternity.
Also, I'd spend the first few weeks locked in my home in front of the mirror practicing every cute or sexy facial expression, body language and makeup I could think of until I got it all perfect.
If you're going to be in the body of one of the most perfect girls to ever live, you'd better make sure you do it right, because you can rule the world with power like that.
even if you took on the body of one of the girls, your mind would not be fit for it. it would be like one person trying to pilot a multi-decked galleon. you would sink at the first storm
but surely a perfect copy includes mental traits
the potion doesn't say perfect physical copy it says perfect copy
you might even believe you'd always been her and forget your real life when you drink it
That would be evil. I don't want to replace her, I just want to experience her. How better than to experience life through the eyes of a perfect duplicate?
Just imagine how differently people would treat you if you were a tiny flawless korean goddess. Every door would be open to you, the answer to anything you ask would always be 'yes', and every red-blooded male on the planet would fall to their knees at the crook of your finger - even most of the gay ones.
I suppose we should consider ourselves lucky that no Perfect 10s have ever discovered that they hold this power and actually tried to leverage it, or we'd be living in a very different world right now.
Then again, our history reminds us that it's possible. Remember the Battle of Troy that tore the ancient world apart and had epics written about it? Yeah.
Of course not. I would only have intercourse for the purpose of procreation, if such a situation arose naturally according to the brain chemistry, hormones and attraction as dictated by my copy of Taeyeon's brain. (More likely, I'd wind up in a loving lesbian relationship, but maybe I'd be surprised.)
Of course, before that I'd have to get properly married in a traditional korean wedding, and before that I'd have to shyly and cutely date for a few years until I found the perfect match.
I'd probably rather skip all of that, but I'd have Taeyeon's desires and urges if I had her brain chemistry, so I would be marching to the beat of her drum, not my own.
It would be a small price to pay.
Besides, if that's what she enjoys doing, then I'm sure I'd be sucking dicks on cloud nine.
While I accept the remote possibility for the sake of argument, I still don't appreciate your insinuations about my waifu's virtue.
if you are a huge fat ugly unhealthy greasy haired spotty monstrosity, looking at yourself in the mirror would probably make you sad
so if you are yoona looking at yourself in the mirror would probably make you happy...
being happy is nice
I like how warm and friendly and inviting it is~
You gotta stay alive to see more smiles though!
When she smiles it's like she's smiling as a dear friend and we've been friends for years and years. That's what it makes me feel.
There she goes~
It's hard to contain all that joy, she's gotta let it out!
That's what she is. A very deer friend. When she smiles it makes me so happy, and I become all the happier knowing that if she's smiling she must be happy too. Like a blanket her warm smile covers me and I can't help but squeal in delight at the sight of it sometimes
It's a chain reaction of smiles. She smiles because she's happy, which makes us happy which makes us smile. Our girl is spreading her cheerfulness around the world, one smile at a time~
She's a funny girl who sometimes tries to hide her smiles. She'll even use masks for the purpose, but you can still see the happiness in her eyes. Yoona couldn't conceal her jolly soul even with a lead tarp~
Here she is wearing sunglasses and covering her mouth. But Yoona you wonderful dear deer, we still know you're smiling! Of course your bright teeth are shining through~
Everything about Yoona is working for a better world. Her words, her actions, even her mood is working together with her heavenly faculties to produce a happier planet than the day before
She even resorts to eating her smiles, placing one in each cheek in order to hide them from sight. But so wide is her grin, that still her cheer leaks through her lips~
What a saint, what an angel! Spreading smiles around the world to make us a happier planet. Yoona knows that solution to all our problems is a silly grin~
It comes so naturally doesn't it? I think it's because she has an open and kind heart, full of joy and humor
Oh Yoona, don't hide too many smiles from us! You will eventually explode with all the smiles all at once and kill us with joy~
So much power just from her smile, her guffaw must carry with it the breath of God~
Her hidden smiles make me smile as much as her smiles make me smile~ Oh if Yoona only knew how futile her efforts were~
I love that about her, too. It's so thoughtful of her to smile for us. I imagine sometimes she may find herself in a somber mood, but she just goes outside and smiles for us anyway. What a kind, wonderful girl. What a selfless treasure to show us her smile so many times a year~
It will blow you away! Like a turbulence of smiles and giggles~
Even when she must be serious for a moment, you can tell her heart is smiling and of course it makes me smile, too~
Torn from my home in a tempest of whirling Yoona laughter and finding myself transported to the wonderful world of Yoona-oz where makes the sun to rise, and the flowers to bloom with her smiling face that she hides behind a big red curtain
Yoona has such a big heart, it takes two just to represent it in the sky. Maybe it's bigger than even that, who knows~! I'll laugh along with Yoona, because it doesn't matter how big her heart is, what matters is that it's Yoonas and that it's overflowing with love and happiness for all mankind
Follow the smiling brick road to Yoona's smile. She will smile at you, your heart will repair itself, and she'll tell you to click your heels twice to return back home safely~
Of course Yoona's heart has such an impossible capacity for love, that it must contain a wormhole to a love dimension where she stores all her love. How else could she love every single person in the world as much as she does!
Yoona's happy little trick to fill one's life with Yoona smiles for a day before sending them safely back. I can't imagine a better holiday than that~
And Yoona was there, and Yoona, and Yoona too, I should say upon my return~
We're off to see the Yoona, the wonderful Yoona of Yoon-oz! The risk is you are so happy you never want to go back home~
I wouldn't be surprised if Yoona was the source of all the world's love and we only came to know of it by fossils left in the ground and in the air from ancient Yoona smiles uncovered eons ago
If it's true she gives you one wish when you see her in her castle, I wouldn't know what to say because seeing her smile is all I could ever want~
One day we will be able to use carbon dating to discover when in the history of the universe Yoona invented love! Or maybe Warms was born from love itself and she has always existed to bring love into the world. Whatever the case, I'm happy that she exists and she loves me. I feel so loved and of course I love her too~
I love her so much and my affection is growing by the day~, I wish I had a well of endless love with which to shower Yoona with~
Is it selfish to wish for a million smiles..?
The girl who would give 1 billion smiles for free might laugh at such a silly wish~ Which would make the wishing for it all the more appealing
I know, I just want Yoona to know that for all the love she sends out in the world, you and I and everyone else love her with all our hearts~
If something I said made Yoona laugh, that would be life-changing! I really would have no more use for wishes after that...
I hope she knows just how much she's loved and appreciated and admired by all the people who have been touched by her light. Yoona's love is like a mirror, and all those who gaze at her give their love in return to her~
When Yoona laughs, the world laughs with her~ To repay Yoona for all the kindness she's shone, for all the happiness she's given, even if only in such a small way as making her laugh, can anyone ask for more?
I really do hope she knows how much she's loved and how many people love her. Of course, she is so selfless and humble she does not need our thanks to keep going. She love us not to get anything in return, but because her heart is made of love, and she loves loving. She cares for us and can't help loving us. But still, I hope Yoongie knows that all the people she loves, we love her too~
She does love everyone and everything. Sure as she loves this baseball, she loves all living creatures for no other reason than her pure heart compels her to it. it's precisely because she doesn't expect any return for her gifts that I want all the more to feel as loved as she makes me feel
Imagine that, Yoona the beautiful goddess, who has probably heard every joke and funny line. And an average fan makes a little quip that sets her off laughing like an alligator. I bet it's a great feeling!
What's even more amazing is that she doesn't stop loving because of a mean or crude comment. She continues to love you even when you renounce or offend her. To be that forgiving and compassionate is a trait that only Yoona possesses.
I doubt a fan who accomplishes that would be able to do anything better in their life. To go on living knowing you've touched the funny bone of so precious a creature. And Yoona is quick to laugh, so it would be very easy~
A heart so gentle as that must belong to the most deer, the most merciful, and the most kind Yoona girl. There's no one on earth who more readily accepts and loves the people she meets. She's a real angel of mercy
I can practically hear her laughing and now I'm beginning to laugh~
An angel of mercy, and angel of kindness, an angel of love... she's an angel of everything~
Me too! What joy this girl brings us~
An angel of smiles and laughter, too~ With the sound of her cheerful laugh, she opens up a world of joy for all who hear it and with her smile she welcomes those who aren't present to hear her into her happy realm all the same
She makes me so happy, everything about her is worthy of praise
I think Happiness is her middle name!
An award winning, people's choice goddess~
And she comes from the sun to warm us all with her smile
Congratulations, Yoona! She deserves it~
She could have all the gold in fort knox or all the jewels in the great mughal's throne if only she would ask for them. But Yoona is content with furnishing her lot by her own hands
Warms warms us all~ Maybe that's why she sometimes hides her warm, soothing smile from view. Otherwise father winter wouldn't be able to do his seasonal duties and it would be summer all year round~
Amazing! Yoona must know how much I love the Fall season. It's my favorite season! And she kindly and thoughtfully hides her warm smile so that I can experience it every year. Thank you, Warms! Thank you so much!
She still sneaks a smile from underneath her hat, safe from the eyes of the sun. Leave it to Yoona to find perfect balance between smiling and changing the weather~
i would finally learn first hand just how flexible sooyoung is, and how baby-crazy she is
what a dangerous potion, if i drink it and suddenly i have an irresistible urge to give myself to the biggest strongest white man i can find and turn myself into his baby factory
but maybe all of my worries would vanish in a haze of maternal joy so i guess it could be a new kind of happiness
I hope I see the girl of my dreams in my dreams tonight
fuck i remember when SNSD was so pure especially tiffany with her short hair and taeyeon with their darker skin. Now They are more processed and artificial then our dam unhealthy fast food.
>makeup and shit.
Do you know what artificial and processed mean fellow anon?
If they stayed pure and not give in to western and korean media to be perfect, The girls would still be perfect. Look at their natural beauty in "girls go to school." They were the definition of goddesses. None of that bleach white skin,shitload of makeup, and the need to please the mainstream media. Hell if some of the girls use vulgar language sometimes as of late.
they turn to man and his inventions and think they can improve on what God gave them to begin with and as punishment they look worse and worse the more they try. pitiable taeyeon with her locked jaw and stiff face
I can see that this thread needs some cheering up.
This always cheers me up.
If you don't smile every time after watching this, you are beyond salvation.
The eyes of wisdom are her demonstrations by which one sees the truth most surely; and her smile is her persuasions in which the interior light of wisdom is displayed without any veil; and in these two is felt that loftiest pleasure of Yoona, which is the chief good in paradise
t-tae your b-bbra..............
your t-top will fall down............
Yoona is the brightest star, seated amongst the heavenly bears, she shines her goodness down on us all. Setting the wayward back onto the right path with her instructing glow~
This picture would go well in an alter~
Yoona, the great deer shepherd, crossing her arms with gentle authority as she watches over her beloved herd
I just adore this picture. She looks so elegant, like a pope
This could be the photo of a distant Yoona ancestor far away in your family tree. Imagine a Yoona great great great great grandmother
Black and white never looked livelier. Her glow adds more colors than the rainbow to her ensemble~
It's a masterpiece~
Black and white Yoona in black and white. She looks like a stately matron in this painting
look how kawaii this outfit is
you could zip up her zippers and she'd be stuck like a cute penguin
>wearing her purity leggings at all times
good work seo
Caught in the act of placing her hand on her head
She flies so often. I'm beginning to suspect she's part bird
Her voice is certainly as dulcet as a turtledove's
The sea will never run dry, my deer,
Nor the rocks melt with the sun,
But I never will prove false to the boney lass I love,
Till all these things be done, my deer,
Till all these things be done.
She goes into the airport with a light grip on her bag. Using only just enough strength as necessary to hold it
Head tilted up. Does she long for the clouds?
One more because she looks like a pirate in this garb~
I had a dream I was lying on the ground with this black/asian girl watching TV and she was trying to seduce me, but something didn't feel right because we weren't married so I abstained and the dream changed and I saw a little librarian type girl putting things onto shelves and she seemed so much sweeter than the girl who was trying to have sex with me. I smiled in my dream
Nothing would make God happier than a mixed-race coupling. Love thy neighbor, like the bible says. And you don't stop loving just because the sun goes down, you have to love them all night long.
Also, a "librarian type girl" is obviously white, and it's racist for white people to be attracted to white girls.
I went to a chinese restaurant for thanks giving with my family today. Our waitress was a middle-aged first generation chinese woman, accent and all. I found her easy to give my order to. Like talking to my grandmother easy. I wasn't nervous like I usually am. There was also a younger cqt who refilled my water and took my empty plate away and I couldn't bare to look at her because I may have had a panic attack in front of my family. After my dad gave the older lady a big tip she became extremely kind. She gave us extra fortune cookies and had a guy who I think was her son hold the door for us when we left. It made me think if I work hard enough and make a little money to impress old chinese ladies they'll force their daughters to marry me.
My fortune said "You will step on the soil of many countries." I'm optimistic