moar liek dis (preferrably with less clothes)

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How's this?

>>939488
That works, without the shooped dick tho :p

>>939665shopped dick is only way. most guys like in http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1407784438939.jpg pic are members of the tpc tiny pecker club

So muscular looking douchebag thread?

>>939699
yas

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>>939699
sounds good to me

>>939699

Yes, AKA the hottest guys on the planet

>>939699
yeah pretty much. They're terrible people, but hot as fuck.

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>>939717
>>939714
>>939711
>>939703
No problems here. I should probably say that i hate that i'm attracted to them but i dont. They're ultimate boner material.

>>939775
especially with dat waist. I'd add more, but idk what to search.

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why can't I just suck all their dicks

Guys like this make me rock hard and I want to hatefuck them

how would you know if their gay or bi?

>>939693
"Brody" could like, be a vet medicine major. What makes these guys douches? That cocky attitude?

>>939811
Depending on the setting / who you ask some will say that most of them are bit bi, especially when they're drunk. Giving them a bj is easy, the hard part is doing anything involving the ass, yours or theirs.

>>939805
tfw that is my ideal body type for a guy. Muscular but not ottermode

>>939790
Me neither. Probably just look up douche bags, dude bros, frat boys, etc. tumblrs.

>they're all straight

>>939847
>For now

>>939835
Id blow all three of them at the same time

>>939835
Want their cocks

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bump

>>940165
GODDDDDD this pic. How do I get like that/ get that/ get on that. so hot. I can't deal

>>940181
ask /fit/

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I love them so much. Sometimes i think about having a legitimate relationship with these types of guys but it just seems impossible. All i can do with them is have a ridiculously hot fuck session.

>>939382
fewer

>>940303
nah, 'clothes' isn't used as a countable item, so 'less' still works. 'less clothing' would be better though

>>939688
>referencing a full URL instead of just referencing the post id

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>>940335
ehh. needs more bulk.

>>940304

>countable
>I have seven clothes.
>Would you take four clothes to the charity shop, please?
>Big offer! Two clothes for five quid!
Yeah, nah.

>arguing about grammar
pls. I need more fap material.

>>940317

It looks like he's showing off his tits here.

>>940566
That neck looks ridiculous

>>940603
hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>940764
ehh, he kinda just looks like he's retarded

>>939693
Went to HS with this guy, no joke

>>940859
Did you get to suck his dick?

>>940859

what highschool

>>940919
I demand to know who this os or at least more pics

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>>940859
yeah me too lol

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>>941016
ps you're welcome, thread

>>940928
whoever that is on the left, oh lordy

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>>940366
>>940568
fuck

sure didn't! he's straight as hell, married as of our ten year reunion :D

>>941016
what year did you graduate??? small world, the internet

>>941017

wow so disappointing

>>941536
same

>>941017

that's not him

>>941646
Hnnng this pic....

So much boner looking through this thread.

Why is it so hard to find gay bros with this body type?

>>942068
Not sure, this is why gay dudes have such a fascination with straight guys. It's like impossible to find gay guys who look or act like these types.

>>942350
You answered your own question.

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>>943147
/thread

>>941640
Lmao @ sunburn

>>940770
.fuck

>>943184
hot as fuck tho

>>943151
That wasnt my question, i still dont know what's up with gay guys not being able to look and act like these types of dudes.

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Bbdd
420

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where do i find men like these?

>>943410
in pictures on the internet... theyre not real

no man, i mean where do people like this exist, gay ones, and of course they exist

>>943417

they don't

>>940281
Yeah there are very for it when there horny but ur fucking nothing once sex is done

wouldn't it just be amazing if they were sexy and gentlemen..

>>943425
That's fine. If I could find a steady stream of horny guys like this, I'd be fine.

:O

>>943410
Most colleges.

>>943417
>Gay ones
Oh in that case no where. Muscular gay douchbros are a fantasy creature.

>>943673
They do and some are very fucking nice at that

Try fucking talking with them rather than judging

>>943676
Give me just one example.

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>>943976
oh god yes

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>you will never be begrudgingly fucked by a college frat bro

>>944376

Hot damn. Baby-faced country boys are my weakness.

>>944433
literally kill me

>>944433
Speak for yourself, that's like the whole reason i'm even going to college.

>>944591
i love men

>>940573
>neck
There's a neck there?

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These kinds of threads remind me why i wouldnt care about being known as a slut.

>>943976
he looks fucking amazing
any moar of him?

http://gqjock.tumblr.com/post/95010410698

http://38.media.tumblr.com/74a1dcaeed15f5c137cf133801b551c4/tumblr_nagm036k1Q1r65x3eo1_400.jpg

that guy is like 30 though

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More from him here:

http://youtu.be/TL-6lQIuEng

>>944938
mmmmmmm

>>944938

>charging $35 for a 12 minute flexing video

Is this nigga for real?

>>944479
anyone? please?

>>944101
>reallyfaggot.jpg

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>>941641

Hot damn...

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damn

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>>942350
Well I found one! And we're dating

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dat ass tho

>>945360

You know that's fake right?

>>939382
>lel i liek to typ liek dis xD so kewl! :3
please die.

>>940355
this has to be the most shopped pic on this entire board

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>>940566
>>940573

>>944618
>that one on the left
>god save me

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>>940568
.....

.....

......that's my fucking brother.

>>945480
prove it nigga

>>945480
post fb pic of brother

>>945480
post more of hs cock plzzzzzzzzzz

>>945364
yeah still dont care lewl

>>945480
But are you glad knowing you're bigger than him?

>>945480
Is he single? and gay?

>>945480
Post one non-sexual picture of him and maybe i'll pay attention to your bullshit claims that you went to high school with someone hot.

>>945480
I'm calling you on your Bullshit. Prove it.

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>>945480
Prove it faggit

>>945480
proof pls

>>945480
Mhm. Sure.

Is there a way for me to fuck these guys or at least suck them off?

>>946482
find the ones who take cash

>>946482
Dont be too fem, let them know you'll keep your mouth shut, and be somewhat attractive. Alcohol always helps too.

>>946495
wow this couldn't be more accurate.
Also constantly stroke their ego in some way and let them know you know your place (wherever they want you to be)
I've witnessed some real 3/10s mindfucking cocky straight boyz

>>946482
>>946525
And "don't lose yourself" chasing straight boys is playing with fire

>>940566
>941053 #
>dat tiny bulge tho
; _ ;

>>940566
FUCK that free ballin in them shorts. I just want to pull those down and feel those sweat balls resting on my face.

>>946530
Eh, i pretty much gave up ever settling down. I wouldnt mind chasing sex / straight dudes my whole life. Like i even plan on living that long.

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>>946525
I take a lot of notes in the art of straight boy seduction.

>>939805


This.

>>946962
Guy on the left looks too muscular for his baby face.

>>946525
I'm a 7/10 but I think it's really hard for me because I don't get into social situations where I can talk to hot straight guys in the first place ;_;

>>947335
Well that's something you gotta work on, you gotta go to the straight boys because they arent going to come to you usually. Even the few you might find online and from hook up apps are just a small portion of the guys desperate / curious enough to look. Most of them you have to find.

>>939805
Perfection.

>>947335
Network harder hot straight boys are everywhere

>>947335

Unless you are a 18-22 femboy you pretty much have no chance of getting fucked or sucking a straight guy

>>947443
>>947692
idk how when I have no friends lel

I don't know why douchebags are way hotter than nice guys, i mean, nice guys can be hot too but douchebags are just blazin'

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>>947807
It's their attitude. They might be insufferable to hang or talk with, but acting like they're better than the rest while being hot is what makes them sexually attractive. It's more like a natural instinct, like the alpha dog fucking whatever bitch he wants.

Comparing that to the nice guy who is always great to hang with, and can definitely be hot, but lacks the attitude. You're not sexually attracted to his attitude, but you can be emotionally attracted to it (which would probably be better for relationships, but not so much for pure sex).

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>>947613

Damn. He's aging pretty well.

When I was a kid, I must have watched his shower scene in IKWYDLS a thousand times.

>>947807
The best is when the guy is smart enough to be able to convincingly paly both roles (and yeah they're always just "roles") reall well. My god. Face-melting hotness. What I imagine I'm really attracted to in such guys is their sheer cunning and intelligence which enable them to play the social field with such great skill. I've never met a gay guy who could do this as well as some of the straight guys I know because they almost universally seem to have some sort of "tell" that gives away the fact that they have too much of a soft, feminine side, completely antithetical to the overconfident douche.

I really love straight guys.

>>947708
False

>>947915
i agree with you

>>947708
Not really.

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1/2

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>>947991

12 year olds are thread irrelevant.

fun to look at shitty to be around

>>947979
>>947982
What was his name again? He had a hot body for a daddy and that tan line got me sweating over here.

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went to school with them, both major d-bags but man do i want to do them

>>948123
m-more

>>948197
they're n-not even hot

>>948123
>>948197
>"hey bro I think that guy is checking you out"
>"haha what a faggot!"
>pushes you to the ground
>"I bet this fag wants to taste our cocks"
>"yeah dude look how bad he wants it"
>"n-no please stop I h-have a boyfriend"

>>948199
Y-yes they are.

>>948206
>tfw this doesnt happen nearly enogh

I'm just gonna leave this here
http://www.themusclemafia.com/support.htm

>>948541
There's a few good videos.

>>944112
sauce?

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>>949289

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>>942350
pretty much.

also why peeps try to drag Ethan for his looks and Mark for his personality... jealous as all hell.

bitches want what they got.

>>949505
>someone doesn't like a youtuber
>omg you so jelly

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>>949522
>my reasons for hating someone that is 'famous' for 'nothing' are totally valid, herp derp!!!

>>949556
You're cute, Anon. I'd date you!

>>949556
Go back to /soc/ faggot.
sage

>>949590
>dislike = hate
predictable

>>949556
I'd skullfuck you just to make sure you don't make that stupid fucking face.

>>943417
They do exist, but only fuck each other.
>>943454
>a steady stream of horny guys like this
>guys like this
it's not them, it's you.You lack the required titties, and as for the gay ones, see above.

Solution in Captcha: Voodoo

>>949556
Completely fuckable. Consider me mirin dat fuccboi mode.

>>949609
And how exactly do you know they only fuck other gay douchebros? Unless you're one of them i find you have a severe lack of credibility.

>>948123
Is his name Carson?

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>>949650
He's got a nice ass

>>941536
your standards are too high, his cock is nice.

>>949556
8/10

>>948123
>>949653
oh my god please more

>>949909
>Those tats.
Hate it when hot guys get ugly tattoos.

>>948206
OH GOD

>>949653
I actually know this person, what the fuck.

>>950690
lol i posted the original pic, i didnt think anyone else who knew him would be on this thread ahah

>>950832
Post more faggot

>>950690
How is it everyone knows someone in these threads?

>>950734
Mmm, just the right level of cocky.

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>>951243
They don't. The same guys get posted over and over on this fuckin board so you can pretend to know anyone once you save a few of their pics.

>>951359
eh...i've seen pictures of one of my former students (navy) surface in here a few times

>>951632
Goddamn

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>>939688
Real tiny pecker is better than shooped shit-tier pecker.
Plus, it makes them not so intimidating, which makes it easier to imagine yourself fucking them, which makes the whole thing sexier.

I only have this ogre in my collection. Was never really into muscle until ... now, I guess. Looking through this thread, I see a lot of guys I'd fuck, especially if they have tiny dicks.

>>940568
This board is for high quality images only. Fuck off.

>>947822
He's too meaty now. Circa 2014 Phillipe looks like he has a learning disability.

>>939699
how do you know they are douchebags? They are just muscleboys.

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>>951835
Douchebag is more than just a descriptive term for someone's personality, there is a certain look that it implies as well. Cocky, arrogant, dressed like either a fratboy or a gym rat. It's just something about their face mostly. Google image it and you'll find dudesnot much different from the ones posted here.

>>945480
Have you banged yet?

>>940764
potato

>>944112
I NEED THIS

>>946436

SAAAAAAUCE! Oh god kill me sweet fucking jeeeeezuzzzzz sause oh please oh please oh please what is that creature's name?!

>>952034
Goddamn fgt. Contain your horniness and lrn2 reserve image search. His name is Alain Lamas.

>>950690
He's hot as fuck

>>944112
honestly sauce now
I'm not kidding

>>939699

Jelly lonely faggot detected

>>940566

Thank christ you cut off the end of this gif. Good job 10/10

>>952275
dumbass detected

>>950690

Of course you do. Are you the same guy related to one of the pics and the same guy that went to school with one of them too?

>>952279
Wait why is that a good thing?

>>952275
>Implying i meant that in an insult way

>a douchebag will never make you worship him
kill me now

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>>952397
What's stopping you from living that out anon? Find out what is than correct it, that's what i'm doing anyway. Starting with getting fit.

>>952321
the end is shitty twerking

>>952286
No, I just sit next to him in Spanish.

He's definitely a douchebag.

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>>953357

>>939382
Fucking bump limit, there needs to be a continuation of this thread!

>>953912
>>952888

>>953962
Muscular regular guys and muscular douchebags are totally different.

BEST FCKING THREAD EVER

>>939711
Hot

>>943976
who is this guy