why can't I just suck all their dicks
Depending on the setting / who you ask some will say that most of them are bit bi, especially when they're drunk. Giving them a bj is easy, the hard part is doing anything involving the ass, yours or theirs.
I love them so much. Sometimes i think about having a legitimate relationship with these types of guys but it just seems impossible. All i can do with them is have a ridiculously hot fuck session.
>you will never be begrudgingly fucked by a college frat bro
These kinds of threads remind me why i wouldnt care about being known as a slut.
Well I found one! And we're dating
wow this couldn't be more accurate.
Also constantly stroke their ego in some way and let them know you know your place (wherever they want you to be)
I've witnessed some real 3/10s mindfucking cocky straight boyz
I take a lot of notes in the art of straight boy seduction.
Well that's something you gotta work on, you gotta go to the straight boys because they arent going to come to you usually. Even the few you might find online and from hook up apps are just a small portion of the guys desperate / curious enough to look. Most of them you have to find.
It's their attitude. They might be insufferable to hang or talk with, but acting like they're better than the rest while being hot is what makes them sexually attractive. It's more like a natural instinct, like the alpha dog fucking whatever bitch he wants.
Comparing that to the nice guy who is always great to hang with, and can definitely be hot, but lacks the attitude. You're not sexually attracted to his attitude, but you can be emotionally attracted to it (which would probably be better for relationships, but not so much for pure sex).
Damn. He's aging pretty well.
When I was a kid, I must have watched his shower scene in IKWYDLS a thousand times.
The best is when the guy is smart enough to be able to convincingly paly both roles (and yeah they're always just "roles") reall well. My god. Face-melting hotness. What I imagine I'm really attracted to in such guys is their sheer cunning and intelligence which enable them to play the social field with such great skill. I've never met a gay guy who could do this as well as some of the straight guys I know because they almost universally seem to have some sort of "tell" that gives away the fact that they have too much of a soft, feminine side, completely antithetical to the overconfident douche.
I really love straight guys.
went to school with them, both major d-bags but man do i want to do them
also why peeps try to drag Ethan for his looks and Mark for his personality... jealous as all hell.
bitches want what they got.
>my reasons for hating someone that is 'famous' for 'nothing' are totally valid, herp derp!!!
They don't. The same guys get posted over and over on this fuckin board so you can pretend to know anyone once you save a few of their pics.
Real tiny pecker is better than shooped shit-tier pecker.
Plus, it makes them not so intimidating, which makes it easier to imagine yourself fucking them, which makes the whole thing sexier.
I only have this ogre in my collection. Was never really into muscle until ... now, I guess. Looking through this thread, I see a lot of guys I'd fuck, especially if they have tiny dicks.
Douchebag is more than just a descriptive term for someone's personality, there is a certain look that it implies as well. Cocky, arrogant, dressed like either a fratboy or a gym rat. It's just something about their face mostly. Google image it and you'll find dudesnot much different from the ones posted here.
What's stopping you from living that out anon? Find out what is than correct it, that's what i'm doing anyway. Starting with getting fit.