ITT post the pic/pics that you've fapped to the highest number of times
1/4 of a set
cant find it anymore. it was on my 3.5 floppy disk that i have then lost
>>891095
Is this... Prometheus?
>>891095
okay what
he has the head and body of a manlet
but lanklet legs
If anyone happens to have any more pics of the dude from my pic, that would be great
Honestly I've fapped to this pic more than anything
>>891091
The body is nice but I'm getting a seizure.
sauce on op pics. these are actually two kids i went to high school with. first one's name is kyle robertson, i can't remember the other kid's name. two chill, dull beach boys from socal. fb dot com slash kyle dot robertson dot 217 for anyone interested
>>891148
sauce?
>>891144
I actually posted this pic like 3 years back on /b/. I went to high school with him
>>891148
wtf sauce?
>>891138
Ha! You find Matchu attractive? There're tonnes of pics of him floating about, you know.
>>891148
Source pleeeeeeease
>>891148
What the fucking fuck
>>891148
>>891148
Seriously? ....
>>891277
>>891279
>>891280
more of him??
>>891158
any moar?
>>891240
perfect
>>890936
here's one of mine, and i usually hate pictures without a face
>>891327
jesus christ that is perfection
>>891314
most recent one of him I can find
>>891363
Here's a couple old ones
>>891366
>>891363
fuck, he got even hotter. thank you
>>891367
Name?
Or FB page?
I can give you my email of you prefer to send it privately
>>891371
Any more pics then?
I would love to know the story behind that one!
>>891374
Here's a few more, last of the good ones really.
>>891374
>>891381
>>891366
dear god, can you please tell us his FB info? I'd love to see more of his page.
>>891623
Doxing straight boys on here is a shitty thing to do and it's also against board rules. That anon was nice enough to share some great pics, fuck off with your personal info requests
>>891382
>>891382
>>891382
PLEASE more images
>>891277
This ugly ass face always ruins the set of gifs for me
>>891999
You're an idiot
>>891277
>>891278
>>891279
thanks for the first two. i've been wanting to see more from this vid. here you forgot this one though
>>892010
http://www.boyztube.com/gay-videos/watch/246205-vince_demerit_and_hercules.html
enjoy
Personal favourites
1
>>892026
And the other
>>892015
not bad thanks
>>891363
T-tim?
>>892005
It was a video of two teenagers (questionably underaged) in a river. One is busy looking down, while the other is busy pushing something up against the other's dick. Turns out one is assisting the other force a carp to fellate the other kid and he is really getting off on it.
>>891159
And on the risk of being banned, here you go.
>>892087
Oh, that one
All over /int/ a week ago
>>892089
I recovered this using 4chanX. Really great ad-on.
>>892089
Kind of hot in a really weird way
I'm just thinking of the carp as a fleshlight
>>892072
Yea his name is tim, who are you?
>>892089
Wow... just wow. How do straight friends even get to this point
>>892104
oh, im uh umm.. kevin?
>>892165
guess a more relevant question would have been how you know him
>>892167
im one of his friends pretending to be straight, but secretly wants him inside me. how about you?
>>892113
who says they're straight? we know nothing about the video
>>891139
>>891379
Source?
because it's been too long
>>892169
I went to high school with him, lucky you still get to hang around him
>>891364
Manlet.jpg
>>892205
Just straight guys are idiot enough to do that to a poor fish. "durr this is so funny lets make that carp suck my dick ahahah"
>>891992
holy fucking shit. i will finish on this image.
>>892089
thats fucking awesome
>>892525
>poor fish
Right. Because ripping a hook out of its cheek is ok but making the mindless thing suck dick is wrong. I'm not saying bestiality is ok here, but there comes a point where an animal has such limited brain function that it just doesn't matter anymore, and a carp is certainly below that point.
>>892902
Wow! You just resolved a centuries old problem; there apparently IS a decisive line between automaton and intelligence!
Quick, get on the phone to the schools of the world. They're going to want to hear this. It will save the philosophy departments many hours.
>>892919
Lol. Ok anon.
But seriously though. Using a carp's mouth as a fleshlight doesn't seem any more morally repugnant than using some plant as one.
Both are pretty weird, but not morally wrong.
I can assure you the only "trauma" that fish experiences at that moment is being that far out of the water. The fact that there is a dick in his mouth is irrelevant. If you fuck a sheep or a cow or dog or whatever, they have some limited understanding of the situation. Fish don't.
Jesus, my contrarian nature has turned me into a fish-fucking apologist. I think I was just triggered by "poor fish", as if it suffered any that day (assuming they didn't kill it after)
>>892944
I thought fish was dead? It didn't seem like it was struggling
>>892947
Nah, it's alive. You can see its mouth moving as it sucks (carp are bottom feeders). It's not struggling because as far as it can tell it's just stuck for some natural reason. It's not feeling any pain or sudden movement, and it's not in any danger of dying for other reasons, so its defense mechanisms haven't kicked in.
>>892074
source?
>>892902
Its not the brain function that matters its the ability to feel pain.
>>892990
To say nothing of self respect and some decency towards living things.
>>892089
Repost?
>>892990
>Its not the brain function that matters its the ability to feel pain.
So if we numbed up a retard and ran a train on her, that would be okay?
>>893012
It's a fish, chill out. This is a board dedicated to posting lewd images, the majority of which are posted without the person's consent. Talk about decency towards fish once you start actually caring about people. Yes, our horniness justifies to us that we can bate to pics of a guy who got trolled but the potential damage that it could do to that guys' life is significantly more important than the comfort of a fish in any sane human being's mind.
1/3
>>892089
Someone repost this carp-fucking thing, yo. I saw it a while back and it was hot as shit.
Not that I get off on fish, mind you, but there's something really hot about dumb kids getting off in weird, dumb ways.
Also the guy's dick was pretty nice if I remember correctly.
>>893368
I'm interested as well.
>>891091
lemme help you out bro, about to go through this thread
>>891279
Is... Is the beastiality?
>>893368
does anyone have the gif/clip of the crap fish thing?
>>893490
enjoy
>>893515
It shouldn't of but that turned me on
>>893515
Does anyone know much about this? Does it go any longer, does he cum?
>>893515
fuck i need source. source please.
>>893526
sorry dude, don't know it. just found it in a thread one day
>>893515
with sound - http://vidmax.com/video/71652-Boy-is-given-a-blowjob-by-a-fish-
>>891151
I've been looking for more pics of that guy forever, but I can't get that link to work. Do you have any pics?
>>891109
Prometheus has better face
Anything Jack Harrer
>>892074
source?
I found this pic on a Houston Craigslist post. I emailed this person but got no response. I have fapped to this many times
>If you're reading this contact me please
people still fap to pics?
>>894615
mah nigga
>>894615
>cropping out the ugly guy
Embrace him you casual
>>894614
it's called hardmode fapping.
it's great for people with lively imaginations.
>>894614
Pics can be better than videos since you can imagine any scenario you want. Lots of times a video can just wind up disappointing or in my case they talk and the voice totally doesnt match the body. Hard to take a "dominant, aggressive top" seriously when he sounds like a Filipino lady boy.
>>895090
>The ugly guy
>Implying he isn't the only attractive guy out of the three
>>895111
my thoughts exactly.
Met him on planetromeo, what a slut. His frontline was "FUCK ME!!"
>>891992
i bet you'll like this pic (;
>>895160
what are you doing, anon, go fuck him.
>>892089
I AM WAY INTO THIS!!! MAKES ME WANT A CARP OHHH SO BAD....
>>892989
I AM IN LOVE.
>>892217
He could fuck the shit out of me any day.
>>893515
that is the weirdest fucking thing I have ever seen on the internet.
>>893579
Prometheus is cute
>>895172
Actually I'm a bottom, but I guess I got turned on because he was such a slut and I'm a bit of a slut myself
>>895395
Seriously? You must be new here
>>890936
perfect ass
Saw this on /b/ last night.Nfapped to it twice already
>>894609
That's me.
Post any others that you might have, I threw them all out.
mostly webcam videos of this guy, he turns me on so much
>>892919
>schools of the world
>fish
kek
fuck zac efron
>>895723
Another
>>893537
Thanks ~
>>895860
Well, that is the goal, yeah.
>>895671
Perfect ass, yeah, but so is the dick. Great
>>894615
>not going full disturbia
>>890936
this probably
>>901822
I need to fuck an asian boy that hot to die in peace
>>901822
also often in combination with this
>>895391
Holy shittt please tell me there is more
a dude
>>891144
I think that's my brother.
Excuse me, I'm going to go be violently ill for a moment before I recenter myself.
>>904809
anon, this is important: are you as hot as your brother?
>>904815
That depends.
How do you feel about vomit?
<- Not me
>>904818
Also not me.
>>904809
>I think that's my brother.
Bullshit
>>904820
If not, he looks exactly like him.
I fucking love jeans, and I fucking love the dicks pulled back.
>>904809
If that was really your brother you would be facing him on the daily.
>captcha: bottom enchlef
>>904827
*fucking.
4chan is a godawful thing to use on mobile.
>>904826
post pics of your brother and we'll decide then
this photo turns me on so much i dont know why
>>906068
Is it the cock? It's the cock, isn't it.
>>906080
At the end of the day, it everytimes is the cock.
>>904809
Is his name Tim?
>>906068
i want to know what is it about that body of water that is turning him on so much
>>908114
>>892089
>>891148
i'm pretty sure this is the first time i've felt ashamed at getting off to something in years
poor fish :(
but at the same time so hot
I have and can repost but would I get banned? Why does it keep getting deleted?
>>908350
it might be considered against rule 1 or 2 of /hm/
>1. Only tasteful adult male photos and pornography is allowed.
>2. No images depicting abuse.
or if it's illegal (?), that's against site rules
>>895413
Holy shit, is this the new "what is if Zelda was a girl?". You realize Prometheus is a spaceship right?
Jayson Hicks
>>891347
It loooks like a bageutte...
>>893537
I guess Marlon will do what ever it takes to find Nemo.
>>908980
I must have his name, he's perfect
>>904826
anybody say jeans?
>>909103
Got a link to the whole thing?
>>909320
>>909324
I like my girly boys...
I wish I knew this guy. Everything about him is sexy imo
>>909682
His eyes are dead.
i luv this board (mostly apart from idiots) -- i don't post a lot because i get off on pics like these [which isn't exactly porn for most dudes]
//
>>892034
>http://www.boyztube.com/gay-videos/watch/246205-vince_demerit_and_hercules.html
OMFG thanks.
>>890936
>>911744
too bad it's photoshopped to fuck. Theres only one cock there, the other two have been superimposed, and most, if not all, of the cum is fake judging by the dodgy transparancy shit.
I love everything about this picture--that he's wearing soccer equipment, his legs spread wide to show his bulge, his "get your ass over here" gaze, the way it makes me imagine him holding me down and fucking me hard... Everything.
>>911758
Could well be, but it's still a very beautiful image. I think there's no post about artsy porn or something like that.
instaboner everytime.
>>891347
curious, which part of this is real?
>>893537
thanks
from now on brazil is officially
The Country Where They Fuck Fish
I'm gay and this still gets me every time
>>895104
not to mention the soundtrack which can be even worse than the voice
>>895160
I love this thread so much. it has enlightened me on, firstly, the practice of receiving head from carps, and secondly, the practice of wearing suspenders on briefs.
>>908114
He's probably thinking about the carp in it.
>>909743
I don't know what was so hot about your picture but it totally made me cream. I agree, I love photos like that which aren't sexual in nature at all but still get you hot.
>>913468
>ariel vanean
my nigga
>>895749
Where are the vids?
>>891181
point me in the right direction? :]
he's squatting +10
he's wearing big, sweaty basketball shoes +10
he's been hiking so he's sweaty +10
he's muscle athletic +10
so i've fapped to this a myriad of times
>>914195
oh wait
I thought I was on /b/
phew
>>914191
YYaassss for hole worship.
>>913640
isn't his dick fucking perfect?
>>913567
I believe it's Chile, actually, 'cause the dialect. Pretty sure it's not Portuguese, tho.
so many times. I just wish there was more of this guy
this
>>891109
from papa frankus vids holy fuck
>>892919
I don't believe that second part but the first part was right on