Post uncircumcised cocks
Met a guy today to jerk him off. Latino, uncut. Only played with one other uncut before this. I couldn't get the head of the guys dick out of his foreskin today. His penis was probably 4in long or so. Is this common?
My dick is uncut but the glans is dry. Will lotion help?
>>1578322
It wouldn't retract all the way? Pretty common. More common than many would have you believe.
Its not really an issue. You can tell who doesn't have experience with uncut by those who immediately have to pull the foreskin back and pretend it's a cut cock...
>>1578348
I've heard Aquaphor is good for that. Also people say to only use water when washing the head (no soap) but idk.
A pet peeve is when dudes send you a dick pic and don't pull the foreskin back in it. I wanna see the engine, not the hood!
>>1578216
>Shrunken balls
>Nail polish
>White lace
Is that a trap?
https://www.tumblr.com/video/daddiestwinksandbara-re-deux/162861387046/700/
>>1578846
Like it! Like it a Lot!
>>1579140
cute but pull the foreskin back so we can see the whole head
>>1580321
wrong. overhang makes a man drool
>>1580321
Dicks look so much tastier when the head is just poking through the foreskin.
>>1579905
This picture never gets old!
>>1580623
Fuck thats nice!
>>1580397
Yes, but this is not overhang. This isn't even covering the dick entirely.
thought this gif set was pretty hot
>>1581200
any possibility of knowing who is the sucker? I love bearded masculine cocksuckers
>>1580321
wrong again
I present to you:
The American Nightmare
Dual Uncut
>>1582347
It's fake. There's a reason the dude has never posted even a short clip of him playing with them despite constantly talking about how big of a slut he is, he's just an attention whore obsessed with photoshopping pictures of his dick.
>>1582358
Yeah, well, I got a folder with countless angles of the 2 dicks, erect, flaccid, skin this way, that way, No one is that skilled at photoshop. And you realize this is a real condition, right?
>>1582377
Its a real condition but that guy doesn't have it. I will never understand how people can be this stupid. If you even take a slight look at his pictures you'd see that they're the same dick, all he does is take two pictures with his cock in the two positions he wants for the picture and then photoshops the two together. They aren't even that good at photoshop either.
Like honestly if you even took ten seconds to do any research into diphallic dude you'd see it traces all the way back to a tumblr called "hotmeatmarket" which is a tumblr that does nothing but take other peoples pictures and photoshops prolapsed anuses onto them with absurd stories. Now guess who happens to reblog a ton of stuff from hotmeatmarket, who writes absurd """"""true"""""" stories about his sexual escapades involving him fucking cervixes and prolapsing both vagina and anuses? You guessed it, DiphallicDude.
This entire time he's been a sockpuppet account for hotmeatmarket, and all of the pictures are fake. He claims to have been with thousands of partners, but not a single person has spoke out about it nor posted other pictures of him or a video. He could easily prove every single person calling him fake wrong by posting a 20 second video of him playing with them or having another person manipulate them.
It's all just a sham to sell his (DiphallicDude / hotmeatmarket) erotic """true""" stories in book form on amazon.
This picture alone is so obviously fake, anyone with eyes can see that.
>>1580321
Shut the fuck up, you sound insufferable
>>1582474
Ayo, random question guys
I'm uncut, when I'm hard, my foreskin stays over most of my head (just the urethra shows through) and I have a wee bit of resistance pulling it back. It goes back all the way, but will immediately retreat if I let go. When I'm soft, I have no issue pulling it back at all.
Is this a problem? I know it's not doctor worthy, but should I like, stretch more or something?
*Note, this gif is not me
>>1582617
I have no resistance hard or soft, but so much skin that it covers all and overhangs even when hard. It stays sometimes back when the head is really pumped and big, otherwise the frenulum pulls the skin over the head.
>>1582712
Shave your balls and I'll nibble away on your sexy supple foreskin
8|10
>>1582715
No I like the hairy balls!
>>1582903
wow
>>1582712
A little manscaping please!
>>1582328
>>1582344
https://www.instagram.com/rogue_guy/
is that him?
>>1583191
>https://www.instagram.com/rogue_guy/
could be
where is the dick pic from then?
>>1583191
Unless rogue guy is Cory Kane from cocky boys, no. I found it via google
>>1578214
There's quite a bit of pruning that needs doing in this thread.
Nothing more exciting than watching one of these uncut monsters, stretch out and swell and get hard!
>>1584110
8/10
I'd suck the hell outta that
A f-buddy of mine. You should see how much it cums.
R8 ?
>>1583416
Is he balding?
Also I never liked that v shape some men have, it looks weird to me.
>>1584271
are you serious? Thats the epitome of the male physique. Its called the adonis belt. It only seems weird to you because you're so use to seeing fat fucks walking around.
>>1584271
>I never liked that v shape
i'm fascinated. you are actually the first person i've ever heard say this. the v lines are universally admired by men and women alike
>>1584298
Don't feed trolls.
>>1584298
Since when is "the epitome of male physique" defined by gay roman sculptors? Wouldn't the epitome of the male physique be the strongest a person can be (i.e, Hafthor Bjornson), not "I say in a gym, worked specific muscles then dehydrated myself so they pop out"
>>1584369
The models for those greek statues weren't gym bros that did bench and curls. They looked like that from farm work and sparring with one another.
The Irony is Hafthor without his HGH shots is just a skinny beanpole that got his physique from, yes you guessed it, the gym.
pic related That is Hafthor about 8 years ago. He's always been tall but other than that, he was practically a twink.
>>1584313
You got a kik?
>>1584298
To me I love muscles but this statues body is just a terrible shape to me. First of all the waistline is way too big. That's a sign of poor health regardless of body type. And those hips and thighs lack any muscle so you know he isn't doing much fucking. It doesn't even have a dick it has a shelf. Guys we all know that statue ain't shit.
>>1580321
if you don't like foreskin why are you here?
>>1584737
It's clear that you know nothing about ancient greek sculpture. before making any pronouncements in future I suggest you do a quick google.
>>1584737
>the waistline is way too big. That's a sign of poor health
there is no fat on that statue.
it is all muscle.
and even if it were, back then being well fed was a sign of aristocracy.
being overweight is only unhealthy when it is obesity.
When did this thread become a conversation piece for wanna be Greek ~~~a e s t h e t i c~~~ gym bros armed with high school educations in history and a health pamphlet from their roid dealer?
Literally just post some uncut cocks and leave, no one gives a shit that you think your body is objectively the best because you want to make up for a lack of personality.
>>1582428
Of course they look the same, they're both his. I bet you believe the earth is flat too.
German Dick
>>1586184
Let me know what you think
>>1579280
HhhuhhhNNNNGGGHH
No one wants to see fat homo's dick pics.
thats me :)
>>1586458
Beautiful dick. Would love to see more
>>1579280
ssshhheeeeeeeeit
>>1584271
lol that's clearly light reflecting off his hair
>>1581201
I love it
>>1588296
nice
>>1578214
>>1587738
Noice
>>1588896
Eww.
Here's mine
>>1589967
>>1589968
>>1589969
Nice angle
https://youtu.be/AbzrsoWKjHs?list=PLDqvbgo0Nzgy1oD34DIeMA0NpK9hR8YgK
>>1590503
thanks man!
Any of you guys done foreskin restoration? Is it worth it?
Most of the men where I live are uncut and it used to be a big insecurity for me.
Now I'm just considering doing it cause I stumbled on some extra cash and maybe it'd be nice in the long run.
>>1592090
>circumsised cock
Kill yourself retard.
>>1593258
Nice dick, but he looks like the most annoying hipster you could imagine.
>>1593333
we don't need your commentary
pls fuck off
>>1593333
>Hating hipsters
Its not 2011 anymore
>>1578322
Phimosis?
>>1583387
> watching Keeping Up Appearances on PBS with my mom on the weekends
> losing it to Hyacinth's conversations with Sheridan on the phone
> among the few times we got along when I was a teenager were watching dry British comedy shows and Downton Abbey
> I moved out and I see her 1-2 times a month, she's getting older though...
damn it, you guys are dicks :`(
>>1591336
>Is it worth it?
yes
>>1582712
That's the perfect amount of foreskin mm!
>>1594388
i wanna have sex with him so bad mmmm hes so damn sexy
>>1587734
Oh, my..! What a beauty!
>>1579338
That penis has a lot of duct tape around it.
>>1582357
Even more duct tape.
>>1585985
He is the embodiment of the peak of German penises!