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Sleeping/Drunk Friends

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Pics and stories of sleeping and passed out straight friends and things you did with them

Bonus points if pic related
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>>1555619
OP here, I'll start

>16 years old me, in 10th grade
>Hanging out at night with group of 4 friends, all guys same age
>One friend brings bottle of vodka, most of us have never drank before
>We all drink a lot, like way too much
>Fast forward a couple hours, most friends drunk and sleeping in the basement, except for one friend, Rob
>Rob = 5'7 Dark brown hair, brown eyes, and athletic body with tight abs
>Rob is beyond wasted, and I am drunk too but not nearly as drunk
>Convinces me to keep drinking with him
>He gets so drunk he starts throwing up in the bathroom
>I'm the only one awake so I have to help him
>His girlfriend keeps calling him, apparently he was drunk texting her all night
>I pick up the phone and and tell her that he's about to go to sleep, and when I hang up I see their texts
>He keeps telling her how horny he is and that he wants to go to her house and fuck
>Rob is done throwing up but he is still super disoriented and leaning over toilet, now with his shirt off because he didnt want to puke on it
>Drunk me realizes this is my chance

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Part 2 coming up
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>>1555624
Part 2

>I help Rob clean up and bring him to my bedroom to sleep but he keeps telling me he wants to drink more
>He is obviously blackout drunk at this point
>I give him pajamas to change into and take him to the bathroom to help him change
>He takes off his shorts and whips out his dick and starts taking a piss
>He seems to not mind me being there, so I took a couple pics without him knowing
>He then goes back to bed in just his underwear and passes out pretty quickly

Part 3 coming up
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>>1555628

Part 3/3

>I wait a little bit of time and start taking pics so I can jack off to them later
>Slowly pull down his underwear and continue taking pics
>4 inch flaccid dick, uncut, a little hairy but obviously he trimmed a few days back
>He moves a little in his sleep and I get scared but I wait a couple minutes to try again
>I am super nervous and know what I am doing is wrong, but I am drunk and horny
>I pull down his underwear again, touch his dick a little, but he moves again and makes a grunt this time
>I get way too scared and go back to bed
>I am too horny to stop, he obviously is not going to wake up, drunk me thinks
>Pull down underwear again and this time, put my mouth around his flaccid dick and begin to suck
>He immediately turns over and puts his hand over his dick
>I get super scared, and go to the basement and go to sleep on the floor with my friends
>wake up next morning really scared and guilty, but he doesnt remember any of it
>turns out he doesnt remember being alone with me at all
>For the next couple months, I jacked off to the pics and never told anyone
>Found out from another friend that Rob woke up in his underwear in my bed and apparently though he went to my room to jack off and fell asleep halfway through
>A couple months later I end up cracking the screen of the phone, but before I could get it fixed my mom threw it away

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I no longer have the pics and I'm really sad about that though.
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I also have a second story, this one is a little more recent. Again, pic unrelated

part 1/?

>A few months back, freshman in college
>Get new roommate because old roommate transferred mid-year
>His name is Vince, 19 years old, sophomore
>He is a little chubby, but in a muscle chub kinda way, because he hits the gym pretty often
>See him in his underwear from time to time, like when he comes back from the shower
>Really big bulge, always wanted to see it
>One day, we go to a party together with some of my friends and his friends
>He's bringing a girl back to the dorm but she leaves before we get there because he's too drunk
>cont.
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>>1555631
part 2

>Get back to the dorm and in his drunk state he tells me how he got blue balled after fingering her at the party
>He takes out a couple more beers and we chug before he decides it's time to sleep
>He's really drunk at this point, like barely stand straight drunk
>He starts changing in front of me and takes his underwear off
>He really is packing,at least 6 inches soft and uncut and really thick (like twice as thick as mine), with a lot of foreskin, like beyond his head
>Pretend not to look but he catches me
>I see him smirk a little, I think he's turned on by me looking
>"You mind if I sleep naked bro?", and I say I don't mind, secretly loving it
> His gets in bed and pulls up his covers
>I pretend to fall asleep as well, waiting for him to knock out
>When he starts snoring, I realize he's asleep
>He's always been a deep sleeper, so I turn the lights back on and slowly pull down the covers
>I wrap my lips around his think uncut dick, feeling his blonde pubic hairs tickle my face
>Keep sucking for a bit and he gets hard
>Didn't measure but probably about 8-9 inches and super thick, with tight foreskin
>I keep going for a minute or so but he rolls over, still asleep
>Get too scared and end up going to sleep after jacking off with his sweaty underwear from that night
>Next morning, he tells me he blacked out after coming back, so I'm off the hook
>Completely regret not taking pictures like I did with rob, but I've jacked off to the memory countless times

What do you think /hm/?
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this view
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>>1555619 THIS IS RAPE YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES FAGGOTS ALL YOU DO IS RAPE NORMAL GUYS AND RUIN THEIR LIVES
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last bump, hopefully this thread starts to become alive
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>>1555644
Bait much?
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>>1555629
Hey there's a thread still for him. Did u see they stripped him? /b/thread/732991233#p732991233
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Bragging about raping your friends......
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>>1555636
I think youre a shitty ass roommate and you shame gays as a whole with your creepster stories
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I'll post the pics that u lost man
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>>1555691
>>1555690
>>1555689
>>1555686
>>1555619
Go away
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^^^^^Those are some, I got everything they posted. I cannot believe they shamed him so badly, all in sharpie! They said they didn't even know him but he was some random guy at a party they were at passed out in the basement.
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I think we all can agree this is far and away the worst thread of all time
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>>1555629

No one ever has the pics, and that's the worst excuse I've ever heard. Fake story.
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>>1555619
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>>1555721
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>>1555732
had some fun
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Idk if this counts but once when my friend was drunk i snooped through his phone and found this pic and sent it to myself
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>>1556271
And this
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>>1556271
I think that should be scummy enough to qualify you for this shit thread.
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>>1555644
>>1555679
>>1555702
>>1556275
>>1556277
>>>samefag
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Not sure of the cultural reasons why, but there are a LOT of authentic-looking videos of sleep creep from Latin America. Tfw I have never taken Spanish or Portuguese but I know the words for sleeping, asleep, etc
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>>1555734
>>1555732
>>1555721
Story???
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Developed a fetish for this kind of stuff because me and my boyfriend had very low limits for each other and always woke each other up to sex and bjs. Kinda stuck with me after we broke up.
Bump post really sleepy guys.
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>>1555699
It seems that the board got shot down. Mind sharing the pics on maybe imgur or other cloud drives?
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>>1557113
I mean thread, fuck.
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>>1555629
>>1555636
noice rape m8
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>>1556274
Is this guy from hazleton?
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>>1556271
I did that to my brother once, felt guilty though and deleted the pic right after
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>>1557086
I do this to my husband all the time
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>>1555652
Why wouldn't you just pull down his underwear and take a pic, you're already there.
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One of my college boyfriends used to have a fetish for getting "raped" and waking up to getting fucked. We'd do it normally too, obviously, but it was weird at first and pretty fun. Also if you scratched the back of his head he would fall asleep like a baby.

Aww, I hope he's doing well, last time we spoke he was having a hard time.
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>>1555658
It's most definitely pruned by now. Was it archived or did anyone save pictures?
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This happened to me in my early teens. Was at a friends house and we had stayed up pretty late playing games most the night. When we went to bed I was out the moment I laid down. I woke up some time later somewhat in that state of being still half asleep. First thing I really noticed was something hot around my dick and some pressure on my leg. Then I suddenly realized it was a hand around me and an arm laying across my leg. I just laid there surprised/shocked/embarrassed. I just stayed laying there not knowing what to do. No idea how long it went on for but it felt like hours. While he was doing it i felt pretty ashamed, but at the same time while he was rubbing my dick and balls it felt good. I was so hard my dick hurt.
And now, I kinda have a fetish for this :/
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>>1555644
Someone is jealous that they never did any of that stuff.
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>>1556277
This is hot, if this isn't your thread, gtfo
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>>1556271
>those tits
he on estrogen?
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>>1555644

This.

Just one more reason to hate homosexuals and consider them mentally ill.
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>>1557593
Stop acting like a faggot
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> Went to a boarding school
> Late at night, all the boys would be asleep
> Suffer insomnia so I'm always up late
> Sometimes when bored I'd walk around the dorms
> We slept in one large room with dividers, no doors
> Occasionally would go into a guy's sleeping area
> Paid attention to how deep in sleep he was
> Pull out my cock
> Make his outstretched hand touch it
> Get insta hard
> Place my cock in his palm
> Wrap his fingers around
> Usually the guy would grip it tight and give a pull
> Sometimes, I would put the tip of my cock on his face
> Very rarely, I would put it to his lips
> During the warmer months, some guys would have only boxer shorts on
> No sheets, because it's too hot
> I'd peek up their pant leg
> Cock sometimes sagging out
> Sometimes see a sleeping boner
> If feeling brave would gently touch it, feel the warmth
> Never go any further because I don't know how they would react
> Wanked furiously back in my bed, dick in the air knowing everyone was asleep
> Sometimes I'd get caught jacking it, but we'd just laugh about it
> It was pretty normal to catch a dude mid-nut
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I like this thread.
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>>1557536
This guy said he saved the pics.
>>1555699
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>>1557618
wtf this is creepy as shit
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>>1556271
Connor?
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>>1557618
Hawt
Is pic related?
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>>1557618
that made me goddamn diamonds
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>>1557593
This doesnt represent all homosexuals
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Not really a story but I had a friend who is a HEAVY sleeper and him and me used to drink together a lot. He would almost always fall asleep before me, sometimes in his bed sometimes on the couch. Anywho long story short, I used to play around with him after he feel asleep, Suck him off, jerk him off, Like he was out like a light. Now he has a girlfriend so I don't do it anymore.
I used to have pics too but i deleted them out of shame... Never got caught tho
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>>1555644
it isnt ruining their lives if they never even know you did it
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>>1557593
bait skills on point
gtfo off this board unless youre a faggot, faggot
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Little different from other stories in this thread..
I have a parasomnia disorder, basically the thing that is supposed to prevent you from acting out your dreams, doesn't always kick in for me. I have had instances of sleepwalking, and am told I frequently will hold full, intelligible conversations (that I have zero memory of) in my sleep. The disruptions are worse when I'm super tired or stressed out. It gets interesting if I happen to be sharing a bed with someone else, because if I have a sex dream, and there's someone else there.. odds are pretty good that they're gonna get molested. If I sleep through the whole thing, then I have no memory at all of what happened, or at best I remember a very vivid dream and wonder why my nethers are sticky. Two stories follow:
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>>1559300
Story One
>sleeping with my boyfriend/husband (now ex) start having a sexy dream
>start grinding on him in my sleep, and basically humping his butt
>this wakes him up, as he is 100% top, is not down with the sickness.
>he rolls over, and asks "Baby, are you horny?"
>Me, still asleep, opens one eye, looks him square in the face, and clearly says
>"Oh, sorry... I thought you were someone else"
>I roll over the other way and immediately am back to sleep.
>Angry jealous bitchboi literally soccer kicks me out of bed.

Story Two:
>Casually dating a dude, go on a date, drink waaay too much. Can't drive, so he tells me to sleep over.
>sharing a bed, so I explain that I might do some shit in my sleep. We both keep our underwear on as a precaution
>having hella HOT sex dreams, famous dude from my wish list is coming on to me hard (in my dream)
>start having sex with actor (in my dream)
>feeling AMAZING. like, way too good to be fully a dream.
>ohshit.jpg
>wake up to find underwear removed, my bare dick is balls deep in him, and I am cumming a fucking bucketload.
>he is apparently also passed out, never moves as I breed him like a bitch
>First time we ever went without a condom, and I missed 95% of it
>didn't tell him it happened, but pretty sure he knew anyway
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this is my pasta

>going to go out to local pub with mate
>get to his house and he's already got a load on
>stagger to pub, imbibe more
>stagger out and run into a few lads carrying their own load
>one comments about my mate's mother and her resemblance to a canine
>it's on
>mate goes in swinging. 3 vs 1
>can't just stand there so join in
>we get taken beaten up pretty bad but hold our own and they leave
>stagger back to mate's house, his face is bloodied
>get him into the bathroom and into the shower
>he can barely stand so I strip down and get in to wash the blood off him
>get him out, dry him off and put a bandage on his cut (not a bad cut, just bled a lot)
>drag him into his bed
>it's 2 in the morning and I'm not driving home drunk so climb into bed with him
>we're both laying on our left sides
>about 5 minutes I feel the bed shaking
>my mate is jerking off next to me
>scoot over, reach around and jerk him off until he cums
>minute later he's snoring and I'm laying there with a hard-on
>put my cock between his legs and fuck his thighs until I cum
>roll over and go to sleep
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I used to touch my cousin when he was asleep.
Touch his cock jerk it those things. Never took it out of his pants.

One day I just popped it out was full erect.
I jerk him a little and then just stuck his entire cock in my mouth and started sucking it real wet and sloppy.

I have the hardest boner ever so I jerk off

He suddenly moves to his side and his cock pops back into his pants.

So I grab his hand and put it on my cock.
His hand grips my cock.

I use his hand to masturbate.

I cum all over his hand.

I lick all the cum of his hand.

Then sleep.

I was 25 he 18
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>>1559301

Can you be my boyfriend? Would love to be sleep fucked randomly
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Someone said there are videos? Links? thx
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>>1559355
It's less fun than you'd imagine -- A) I don't necessarily dream about using lube, so that part might get skipped, B) depending on the dream, it can be fairly violent/rough, C) if I sleep through the whole thing (which has happened) I won't remember anything about it.
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>>1559545
Arent you afraid to be accused of rape
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>>1560178
It's a concern that's always there in the back of my head, yeah. Generally, I inform a potential bedmate before bunking down with them, and if they seem hesitant, will offer to sleep elsewhere.
It's not a common event, BTW -- I can think of maybe 15-20 times in 40 years where I initiated sex in my sleep (though there's probably been times when it happened and my bedmate thought I was awake, as well) It's even rarer for sleep-me to be dominant/forceful, but you're still talking about a 250-lb dude getting on top of you and starting sex with little to no foreplay.
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Long story short, knew this guy since sophomore year of high school. We went to college together, roomed together and played soccer together. He was a super reserved guy never changed with the rest of us in the locker room. He ended up drinking heavily and smoking weed and I went to wake him up to ask him something and he wouldn't budge... I couldn't help it. Sometimes I feel a little guilty but it's just too hot. I'm getting hot just thinking about how many times I've jerked off to these pics and he has no idea.
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>>1560205
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Somewhat casual acquaintance that went barhopping with me and some friends. Found him passed out cold in a stall in the bathroom. No regrets on the pics or pulling back his foreskin and giving his shiny head a quick slurp.
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>>1557593
>Not realizing that heterosexuals do the same shit
Kek
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>>1555719
if you did some reading, especially at the beginning he says this happened at about 16 years old...
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>>1560244
They do all the same things and worse. For every dude who's had sleeping dick pics taken by a gay guy, probably a hundred+ women have been raped while unconscious by a straight man
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>>1560206
So hot
Would suck
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>>1560205
>>1560206
hot any more pics or instances were you saw him in his boxers
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me a few weeks ago at college
>get back to the dorm, drunk
>I've basically pissed myself and my roommate helps me to the bathroom
>my dick is out and its semi, and i can tell he's staring at it
>i clean up and he helps me to bed
>black out
>wake up, it's been a few hours and it's early in the morning
>something is grabbing at my crotch
>he's standing at the side of my bed, lifting the covers and literally poking at my bulge with his finger
>freeze
>don't realize what's happening until he pulls apart my legs and reaches into my briefs
>he's in between my legs
>pretend to still be sleeping (out of fear? curiosity?)
>he jerks it a little and puts it in his mouth
>it's toothy but get hard, it feels good
>all of a sudden it hits me what's happening
>try to make him go away by putting my legs together
>he gently but firmly pulls my legs back apart
>he keeps my legs still
>hear his camera shutter go off, he's taking pictures of me
>come twice
>feel the tip of his tongue licking cum off my thigh
>it tickles so I grunt, almost give myself away
>turn over, still pretending to be asleep
>he goes back to his bed
>wake up in the afternoon
>he acts like nothing happened
>my dick is crusty.

I woke up two separate occasions after that with him standing at my bed and his hand hovering over my dick. Both times he awkwardly walked back to his bed and pretended nothing happened later. Thankfully the semester ended a week after and I cut him off.

He claims to be straight but is clearly closeted. He also thinks I'm straight

Overall a weird experience but get kinda turned on when I think of it desu. Though I can't look at or think of him without gagging anymore.

Warning for yall in this thread- there's a good chance that they're awake.
Oh, and if they act any differently/funny around you after, they 100% knew so yeah.
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>>1560789
Why did you never confront him?
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when ya nutt on they ass
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This is creepy as shit, shame on the people who do this garbage
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>>1560942
Typical nig behaviour
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>>1561488
Keep your racist shit on another board /pol/fag
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>>1561684
>/pol/fag
Honey....you are no better
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>>1560210
Wow that's an unfortunate dick
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>>1561685
What does that even mean?
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wth
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>tell husband (boyfriend back then) that I liked the idea of getting sucked off/fucked while asleep, he could try if he felt like it
>warn him that I tend to twitch while asleep, so he needs to be careful
>accepts, though he doesn't do it until much later because we're both heavy sleepers
>the night comes
>Feel something touching my dick
>get hard, but still very much asleep and confused
>he starts sucking on it, still feels good but I keep falling asleep and waking up at random
>about to fall asleep again, suddenly body twitches
>bf gets startled and bites
>wake up, yelp, couldn't fall asleep again that night, no amount of ice can heal my confused and horny soul
>it took months before he wanted to try again
At least I got a compensation bj the day after
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>>1555619
Sucked my cousin when he was sleeping.
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>be me
>16 year old choir faggot
>go on a joint band/choir trip with high school
>students have to sleep two to a bed
>guys w/ guys girls w/ girls obviously
>end up sharing bed with qt sk8er boi
>middle of the night wake up and can't roll over
>realize bedmate is bear hugging me and pressing his raging hard on against my ass
>holyshit.jpg
>decide to push back into it and grind my ass against his rock hard cock
>do this for a good 10 mins before he lets go and rolls over
>my cock is so hard it hurts
>furiously masturbate in the bathroom 3 times in 20 minutes
>bedmate doesn't say/remember anything the next day
>use this experience as fapping material for the rest of my highscool days
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>>1563175
that is a very important thing to do
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>>1563451
Thank you, It was my pleasure
Want to take it further but dont know how,
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>>1560178
>>1559545
Can confirm that it's not a great disorder to have. My ex accused me of raping him 4 times. No matter how many times I told him I was asleep for every bit of it, he didn't care.
Then kicked me out, kept my cats, and turned my friends against me.
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>>1563593
>rapist: i was asleep!

kek
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>>1563593
id be more sad he kept your cats
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My first ever post on hm. My one and only gay experience
> be me be 14
> fucked up family, have to stay with sister and her bf for a while
> I'm quiet, don't really get on with them, have gf but no sexual experience at all
> she's a nurse works strange hours
> hes a mechanic, big guy, 6 foot, solid, redneck type
> always stoned
> somenights its just him and I at home
> might watch TV, have a hit or two and some drinks thats all
> coz his work he's always tired, often falls asleep in front of TV
> sometimes I fapped while looking at him, because being 14 anything can turn me on
> one night he falls asleep, starts up that loud lawn mower snore
> I pay no attn
> look over, he's lying flat on the couch something's different can't figure out what
> realise his sport shorts are bunched up his cockhead and a ball have escaped out the leg
> I'm instantly turned on, never seen anyone's junk b4
> I start to fap
> decide to be more bold, walk over have a good look. Yep that the real thing alright
> then it hits me my sister sucks on that
> I think its hot if I tried it, like the idea of messing with a cock the same day as my sister had
> gotta be super careful he's very homophobic and can be violent
> takes a while for me to man up
> turn off a light, stand over him, he's still snoring
> I nudge him shoulder, push his leg, no reaction
> OK, tell myself just go in one or 2 licks then go
> easy access how hes lying no problem getting close
> tongue out make contact with his head
> doesn't feel like anything really
> I'm fully erect though, its working for me...
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>>1563749
> lick again, then do his ball
> put my lips up to his head and take the tip in
> can't believe I've got a cock in my mouth, especially weird that its his and even more weird my sister was probably hanging off it earlier
> don't wanna risk it but like the sensation / experience
> keep him in me but don't move or suck. Don't wanna disturb him, just kneeling there latched on
> start fapping, too excited I cum, while mouthing his cock. Most intense feeling ever. pull my foreskin forward to catch the load
> instant regret, run to bedroom
> an hour later get a drink
> he's still on couch, been snoring the whole time, has moved onto his side
> fuck me, his dick is still hanging out.
> I wasnt planning it but decide to fool around some more
> get face to face with it
> its pretty fat, looks like a proper mans dick, probably 4" nothing like mine
> I'm more bold second time round
> lick it- check him, no reaction. Do this a few times
> decide whole hog it, put my mouth under and take the head it.
> I sit up a little and keep it in my mouth.
> already I'm getting hard again
> gently hold him while focus on the feel of his dick, I start to suck it softly, so careful to not wake him
> the danger element makes it so scared, but having a grown man in my mouth is real taboo, I'm feeling wild
> still holding onto it I move my mouth back and forth, just carefully and gently
> seems strange but I think its changing, it feels like its getting a little bigger
> I've got no doubt now, what I'm doing is getting him up
> I take my mouth off it, and yep, there's the confirmation, he's got a semi its standing up on its own, just angling down with gravity
> i m even more excited now. I wanna fap and cum there and then and safety go back to my room.
> but having this cock in front of me, I feel its a once in a lifetime thing I need to take advantage of it...

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>>1563758

> i pull at his shorts a little that frees his junk up and both his balls fall out. They are fucking hairy
> I know not to touch them probably too sensitive, besides they look gross with all that bush
> his dick is still self supportive so I don't need my hand involved
> go in with mouth open and take him
> I have to find the line between me getting off but not going to hard out and endangering my life
> just focus on bringing my mouth back and forth over his head. Can't go down his shaft unfortunately
> this movement is having an effect, I'm certain he's fully erect now.
> sit back to appreciate what I've done. Never seen anyone else's hard cock before, and this one just looks, meaty and veiny. Its got me turned on
> I'm surprised never though it would be possible to give someone a hard on in their sleep without them waking
> I keep doing this slow soft bobbing
> work up a good rhythm
> I'm feeling a little more at ease, tell myself he must be so out of it I might be safe to do this for a bit
> I try tell myself its not a gay thing. Its just I'm horny. It's a one off. And no one will ever know.
> take a break didn't realise it can hurt my cheek and jaw
> reach forward and kiss his shaft a bit lick down to the base. Real musty smell
> get back onto his head just try a few different techniques, settle on rhythmic back and forth sucking
> I'm fapping while doing this. Probably hotter than before
> part of me wishes he was awake because it would be cool to go to town on him, but I'm happy with what I've got
> I can feel myself getting close
> its not gonna be long
> stop moving my mouth to be safe, just sit on his cockhead and furiously fap myself
> OK I'm cumming again. This is more intense than before. Having an orgasm with a adults cock inside me is the most incredible experience. Still one of the hottest sexual experiences of my life
> I keep myself attached, just making the most of the experience
> I've made a mess on the sofa and carpet, oh well
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>>1563758
Yesssss continue
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>>1563769
More this is fucking hot
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>>1563769
> sit back catch my breath.
> don't regret it this time. He's slept thru it im safe, I'm OK
> put my hand down scoop up some cum
> put it on the end of his dick
> you know where this is heading...
> I suck on him again, tasting my cum
> can not describe the feeling
> swallow what I can then grab another scoop and repeat
> eating my own cum of someone else's penis, seemed like a genius move
> he's still pretty firm through all of this, barely moved at all
> I think its time to wrap things up, I've had the experience of my life no need to spoil it with a black eye
> found a little more cum then went in for a last one minute suck ( yes I counted to 60)
> OK that's it gotta haul ass
> stand up, nearly fall over because god knows how long I've been on my knees sucking cock
> stand over him, hold my dick and lean forward, our cockheads touch. I leave a little of my cum on his shaft
> run out of there with my heart pounding
> feel excited because ive finally had sex with someone else
> recognise it was weird because i was the only concious one
> saw my gf the next day. Massive inner turmoil.

Saw him and my sistee that night over dinner. Weird. He had no idea, there was no change in him, he acted no different. Was strange seeing them together, got off on the fact id had sex with him but neither of them knew it. Also odd thinking she and i had had the same cock. still think about it from time to time. Sometimes if I'm feeling flat in bed with my wife, I'll think of this and diamond hard.
Hope this event did it for you. I know it's fucked up, but it is what it is. In my defence I was just a stupid horny kid. I'm glad I did it. Would never do it again though.
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>>1563772
>>1563775
Cool there were lurkers! Good stuff.
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>>1563593
pity :') keep livin' the dream
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>>1563643
Story?
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>>1555619
how can he be asleep with a boner
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>>1564431
Morning Wood? Literally something that happens to every* man on the planet, every* morning, until the warranty on his dick expires?
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>When I was a freshmen in college.
>My roommate fell asleep while fucking his GF she got pissed and left.
>He ass was hanging out of his sheets.
>An he was gone drunk.
>I slapped his ass to see what would happen.
>An started eating his ass.
>I grabbed some lube and started to just slowly enter his ass.
>It was so fucking tight and sweet.
>I came inside him too.

I tried getting him that drunk so many more times never got that drunk again
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Here's my story
>Meet a str8 guy at work
>We started hanging out
>Having like a bromance
>We get wasted often
>We fell asleep together several times,
> Cuddling every time we sleep together, but he never rubs the dick
>One day he send me a message he wants t yo out, I'm busy with homework and shit.
>He cames to my place
>I have a bottle of whiskey and some beers
> We were drinking, playing music, etc.
>I'm getting horny bc of alcohol.
>I'm kinda wasted
>Move to bed to watch some videos
>Cuddling
>I'm falling sleep
>I asked him if he wants to change his clothes,kinda uncomfortable to sleep on jeans.
>Borrow him some extra large clothes I use as pajamas
>Getting an instant hard on to see my extra large clothes just fit him perfectly.
>Covered my boner with blanket,he kinda notices, but ignored it.
>Cuddling again.
>He started to complain about an ache on his leg
>I touched his leg and he was kinda getting a boner.
>To scared to do something, we fell asleep.
>Waking up like 3:00 am bc he's snoring, touched him, to check if he wakes up, nothing.
>Touching his legs, and the his dick, he is not hard, keep touching him, until he gets an erection.
>Pull out his dick, my heartbeat is just going crazy.
>Jacked him for a while, then put his dick in my mouth.
>Sucking his dick, and jacking him for a while.
>He moves, and he started breathing harder,
>Keep sucking until he cums
>Cums a lot, cleaned all with my tongue
>Back to sleep
>Next morning we had breakfast together, we never discussed anything.
>We still have a bromance


Pic related, one of his fb profile pics
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>>1565189
WHAT PIC WHERE'S THE PIC? !!
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>>1565189
NEED THE PIC
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Sorry I forgot pic :(
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>>1563857
KEK
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>>1565873
so adorable
i wish he was in my bedroom
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>>1557533
Does his name begin with a C?
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>>1560210
That's a perfect uncut grower dick. Would suck for hours
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>last (now ex) boyfriend clearly has issues
>claims to enjoy sex but never wants to have it and always acts like I'm murdering him when we fucked
>goes on for months before he finally tells me while drunk that he would prefer if I fucked him while he was asleep
>I tell him that sounds creepy and weird, but he tells me his other boyfriends all did it and he thinks it's hot
>after this he stops wanting to have sex at all
>several more months go by and our relationship has basically gone to shit
>used to go to bed cuddling and now he gets drunk and passes out early while I stay up watching tv until I crawl in and sleep facing away from him
>one weekend night I stay up and and finish off a large bottle of wine by myself
>when I walk into the bedroom he is passed out(after a bottle of whiskey so completely comatose) and his ass is almost hanging off the side
>suddenly get overwhelmingly horny, rock hard
>pull down his underwear and grab some lube
>lube up his hole and slowly fuck him
>after months it feels fucking amazing
>fill him up with cum after barely a minute
>go to bathroom and wet a towel, clean the lube off his ass, and pull his underwear back up
>crawl into bed and cuddle up with him
>never told him about it
>eventually break up because I got tired of being with a crazy alcoholic
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Lots of pics of him
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>>1569020
show more proof
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I've got some photos I had taken , though they are private I can share a few with you. Hope this topic continues because I get excited with this topic, especially if there's a real-photo attached to it!
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>>1568980
>wake up with an ass full of cum
>"hmm i wonder what happened"
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Dunno if this exactly fits the threads premise. But I'm happy to greentext it for you all the same. I love this moment of my life, I'd give anything to relive that night.

> im a normal guy, bit of a jock, 19, lots of gfs, straight (well, maybe curious but all my experiences have been with girls)
> pool party at my best friends place, his parents away, about 10 of us, guys and girls
> good vibe, summer, everyone chilled
> by 1am everyone's fucked off, just me and beatie still up talking drinking
> I'm too drunk to drive, don't wanna taxi
> beside often crash here, tonights not gonna be any different
> real muggy decide one more swim to cool down
> strip off to underwear, no biggie, that's what we do. He's totally straight, we are just bro's, never been naked before other than changing after sport or in the showers with others but we have hung out in underwear or speedos plenty of times
> late night drunk swimming is the bomb
> some rough housing but nothing sexual of course, maybe underlying homoerotic shit, just trying to drown each other, arms around each others necks and shit
> swimming around kicking each other, he swims behind me and hugs me, feeling his chest on my back is great. We stay like that for a while, not uncomfortable at all. sounds weird to say but I think we both feel real close to each other at this point
> can't describe it, maybe its the alcohol, warm temp, testosterone and all the touching
> top and tail on a lilo and lay there for a bit looking at the stars talking and drinking
> like feeling his body all the way against mine
> head inside, dry ourselves
> do that thing where you have the towel wrapped around you and you pull your wet underwear down
> go into lounge get comfy on same couch, watch TV have another beer wearing only our beachtowels
> I'm kinda horny, enjoying my mates company, everything just seems sweet and easy
> I know nothings gonna happen, I'm single atm but he's straight AF with hot gf
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>>1570723
> still im liking that we are just sharing the couch, pretty much naked just towels covering us
> decide fuck it, drunkenly 'accidentally' unhook it a little so it falls away, just to give him an ininterrupted view of skin all the wall along one side of my body
> again, nothing gonna happen, but I'm enjoying showing myself off like this
> I yawn a bit, close my eyes, after a while start light snoring/slow heavy breathing sound
> am genuinely tired, and doze off a tiny bit
> just in that 'in between sleep' period, am awake though
> after a while friend calls out 'hey anon you awake?'
> I don't move a muscle
> he gives me a shake on the shoulder
> I stay still, keep my eyes closed
> a few minutes later he tries again 'anon do you need to go to bed?'
> feel a hand on my knee, then it goes up to my thigh, touches my hip
> I'm surprised, shocked, but feels good, concentrate on the sleep acting, wanna see where he's going with this
> I'm waiting a while, he's not doing much
> finally his hand goes under the towel
> reaches for my dick
> rests on it, his fingers slowly gently feeling and massaging around my cock and balls
> fuck this is amazing, feels damn good
> like that HE is doing it, made all the more exciting because he's actually the last person I'd ever expect to do this. Doesn't feel weird at all
> his hands doing a nice job, I'm getting firm, I can't help it.
> my dicks standing up, he wraps his fingers around me, gives me a little tug
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>>1570728
fuck, my mates giving me a handy. Part of me wants to 'wake up' and get it on with him. But I know he would freak out and shut it down straight away and pretend nothing was happening
> decide best to lie here, let him have a bit of fun, and 'sleep' through it
> that way can both wake up tomorrow clear conscience
> he's still doing the slow hand job, desu despite the drink I'm so turned give me a few more minutes I could probably cum from this
> trouble is my back is starting to kill me, I'm getting real uncomfortable
> give him a warning, I make a bit of a snort, he jumps right off me
> I snort again, move around a bit, get comfortable, lean back a little, then fall straight back to sleep and start snoring again
> I also moved my leg up and pulled the towel down a little
> its only just covering my hard on
> I get excited wondering what's next
> think I might have scared him off, nothing doing, he's still sitting next to me, but not touching me
> my dicks going down, 'oh well, that was fun at least'
> disappointing if thats the end, but the little fap session he did on me was worth it
> but wait, there's more
> feel the towel being pulled up
> my semi is exposed, I feel a bit self concious knowing he'll be looking right at it, but im more excited than anything else
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>>1570732
> this has got me brewing again, I'm ready for him to explore some more
> but he's not doing anything with me, seems like he's just looking at my dick. I wonder what's going on
> he grunts a little, that's when I realise, oh shit he's been wanking himself all this time
> his free hand finally goes back to my cock
> re starts his hand job
> yep this sure feels good. Not sure why but just so much better than when a girl does it
> I'm hard. Can't help it, dick is standing straight up
> I laugh internally when I realise my straight as straight can be friend has got a cock in each hand
> he would never live this down
> I really wanna see what's happening, but nows not the time, my eyes stay firmly shut
> suddenly, no warning, feel wetness on my head
> I recognise that feeling anywhere
> he's put his lips around me
> my bro is sucking on my cock
> just slowly, he's drawing his mouth up and down
> this is too much, really difficult to pretend to be asleep
> I can feel real strong sucking too, shit he's getting off on this. Ain't no mistaking
> little bit toothy, but good effort. He seems more into it than some chicks I've had.
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>>1570736
> he's gone all forceful, like the drunk horniness has made him forget to be sneaky
> I think if I really had been asleep I would've woken up by now lol
> he's doing a damn good job on my cock, idk if he's ever done this before but I'm impressed
> I need to see this, carefully squint an eye open.
> shit that is a hardcore view
> seeing my mate, his eyes closed, face down in my crotch, mouth slobbering up and down
> wish I could film this, but 5 seconds watching him give me head is definitely one of the hottest things I've ever seen
> im really hard, this is not gonna take long for me, Im on track to cum, and its going to be soon
> he picks up speed a bit, hes giving me a proper blowjob
> doesn't really do anything other than suck the head, hes not interested in my shaft or balls
> working up to shooting my load, his mouth is great, ive probably only got a minute or 2 left
> and then I feel wetness on my leg. Its warm. And more, and again
> shit he's just cum over my thigh
> that's kinda hot
> THATS how much he was enjoying having me in his mouth so much, guess he's not totally straight after all
> his mouth goes off me, he sits up
> he's using his towel to wipe his cum off me
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>>1570738
hear him say 'fucken hell, shit' I'm a way that sounds like wtf have I just done
> I think he has instant shame
> yep, he's regretting this alright
> he doesn't touch my cock again, best I get is him trying to wipe his cum off me, a lot of it he just wipes into my leg hairs
> as any good mate would do I stay asleep, be way too awkward otherwise, would probably kill friendship
> hear him stumble around a little
> he goes off down the hall, hear him take a piss and then his bedroom door closes
> I'm sitting there with a hard on with my pals cum trickling down my leg
> figure he's not coming back
> have a wank
> so turned on I shoot my load in less than a minute
> don't care where it goes, fire that shit everywhere
> some lands of my stomach
> use the same towel to wipe up that he did
> I'm kinda rubbing his cum on my stomach
> his mixes up with mine
> seems apt
> cleaned up i roll over disappointed
> would've liked it if he kept going a little bit longer, would've loved to have offloaded in his mouth, just to see how he would handle it
> him sucking me was hot enough, but the thought off filling his mouth and seeing if he was a swallower or spitter, damn now ill never know
> and fuck I was so close too

5 years later. things remain cool btwn us to this day. I like that he thinks he got away with sucking my cock
Will never bring it up with him
I just so wish he had kept going, I've never cum with another guy, would love to know what its like to offload in a dudes mouth. and i suppose if I'm ever going to blow a load down another guys throat, I'd want it to be my buds. That's not weird is it?
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>>1570723
> im a normal guy, bit of a jock, 19, lots of gfs, straight
> He's totally straight, we are just bro's
Stopped reading there
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>>1570756
I know, it gets tiring after the 1000 time you hear it. "We were totally straight, still are. Just bros" 3 sentences later "he had his dick in my mouth and I'd never been so excited."
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>>1559301
This is actually what I dream about at night are there people actually like this?
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>>1555619
I got a story-ish.
Me and my best friend have always had a very close relationship.
When i was in college and had my apartment, hed come over often and sleep over because he wouls drink and needed to sober up to go home. Or we would do anime night and hed just stay over.
He is straight as far as i know, ( he also thinks im straight, but im bi). Though i wish he wasnt because id date him in a heart beat. Anyways.
My bed was big enough for the both of us so instead of telling him to sleep on the couch id tell him to just come and sleep with me.
We would lay there and talk for hours and then hed finally fall asleep.
Most of the nights id just put my arm around him. I know he didnt mind because hed wake up or he even put his around me so wed hug the whole night. BEST.NIGHTS.EVER.
Some times i would wake up and we were cuddling so close id get insta boners.
There was one night in particular when i was sleeping face down and he was facing me. My hand was out near his dick (purely by coincidence). He rolled over and my hand was right under him touching his crotch. I could swear i felt a boner twitching. Safe to say i didnt move my hand until he rolled back.

Another night he fell asleep (we were opposite in bed, his head was on the side of my feet).
I was face up and his hand fell over to me and hit my dick. Enough to wake me up. I got hard and his hand was basically touching it. He lifted his hand ans placed back down a few times. I didnt move an inch.

I wish i lived by myself so he could stay over like he used to. For the few years we did this i always wondered if he was awake and concious while all of this happened. I still like him but cant say anything from fear.
The only thing i know for sure is he knows we cuddled because he would wake up too and didnt mind or hed put his hand around me.
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>>1555644
>>1557593
straighties do stuff like this all the time fym
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storytime lads

>be me, have narcolepsy
>for those who don't know, i fall asleep at really bad times uncontrollably
>if im lucky, theres a bed or couch
>sleeping at a friends house
>recently broke up with ex
>knocked the fuck out on his couch while watching a movie, head in his lap
>wake up about a half an hour later
>he's bulging out of his pants and im drooling onto it
>start kissing it
>gave him a blow job
>hes gagging me on his cock and im drooling and loving it
>after he cums and tucks himself back in i fall asleep
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this thread is the reason i lock my bedroom door at night.
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>>1571929
No one said it's percectly fine. Just not "one more reason to hate homosexuals." You do understand the difference, right?
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My best friend and I used to sleep together all the time.
He would ask me to rub his back so he could fall asleep better, and I'd do not pushing the boundries.
Except this one time, there I was laying in bed next him, we were just wearing boxers and a t-shirt. 30 mins into cuddling he turns around and i kept my hand still. My hand was now on his belly.
I rub his belly for a few mins. My hand moves to the lower part of his belly and i felt something warm and hard poking my fingers. He had a raging boner (and now so did I). I keep my hand between his dick and his belly for a while.
Got the courage to wrap my finger around his dick.
Instant regret.
Move back hand to belly.
He grabs my hand and moves it back down near his cock. Assumed he wants more.
I came after a while of doing this.
Fell asleep.
Next day pretend nothing happened.
That repeated sistematicly for around 3 years.
Still friends with him, but living in a different city.
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>>1572279
This is the gayest "non-gay" thing I've ever read.
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>>1570723
> totally not gay

Dude, you guys are gay, or bi at the very least.
Its a sad story. I know there's still plenty of guys living like this. Real 'bros' who obviously have strong feelings for each other but cover it up. The whole living a lie thing sometimes after years of pretending. Usually alcohol or weed is the thing that does it.

I grew up in rural conservative area. Married HS sweetheart. Its cliche but I was a linebacker, she was in the cheer squad. I now work for her father. Firmly in the closet. If it was known I was bi it would destroy my family, my wife's reputation, my career, I would lose my house, money, children, everything.

Growing up i had crush on best friend though, we messed around couple times but only with help of bourbon. Jacked each other off, both got angry at ourselves regretting it each time it happened but still went back for more. Being gay is not an option here, he's a great guy and I'd love to be with him but ain't ever gonna happen.

This story I can totally relate. Just the messing around in the pool, using that as an excuse to get close to each other. Because its the only way you can get away with it and still pretend its not gay. And pretending to be asleep hoping something will happen. I've got the feels now.
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>>1560305
So that's your justification for taking pictures of guys while they're sleeping without your consent? Straight men have, and do worse things? Perhaps so, but that doesn't give you permission to do shit like this.
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>>1574102
Snowflake
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>>1574353
Degenerate. I'm not left-wing, but you probably are.
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>>1574661
Is this how you confirm your bias? I suppose Team Red would be looking for validation these days.
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>>1575003
kek'd.
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>>1575003
this!!
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>>1570739
Delicious story
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Had a night out with a friend. Got wasted and crashed on his couch, he decided to sleep there to so we could talk about tits and sex etc. Woke up 2 hours later with his hand in my boxers and decided to return the favor. Mine is at least an inch bigger but whatever, never hat a rush this intense. Hadn't done anything like this before and thought to myself, fuck it. I blew him, he blew me and came in my mouth. It was overwhelming. I made him come twice that night, no words where spoken. Since then I'm craving cock like never in my live. It felt so good, I wonder why my gf isn't all over mine 24/7. I want to do it again, that's for sure, getting hard just thinking about it. Straight here btw, well not so much anymore I guess.
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>>1575213
Pic of your cock please, also do you like sucking or being sucked more ?
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>>1575227
no pics because I'm paranoid af, sorry. Its 7 inches, slightly curved downwards, shaved and hard as a rock right now.
Getting sucked is fun, bit I know that feeling. Giving the chance I would go on my knees in a heartbeat. I'm a total slut and never knew it
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>>1575236
Lol hot dicks are a dime a dozen on here so no reason to worry but I understand, have fun hope you find a nice cock soon.
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>>1575239
Thanks a lot. You're right, those are beautiful here, great board!
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don't judge, I'm not proud

> uni club camping trip a few buddies, some randoms and girlfriends
> late night everyone drinking smoking by the fire
> one couple i dont know getting heated they go off to their tent
> gf and I are way drunk cuddling smooching looking at the pretty stars
> girl comes out of tent, she tells us the sex was terrible, he passed out, she couldn't wake him and ended up getting off by riding his sleeping face
> everyone laughs
> someone suggests we check on him, make sure he's on his side in case he pukes
> oh ffs I'll do it, gotta take a leak anyway
> on way back from tree scooch down into tent
> hey dude you OK in here?
> he's completely out to it, lying on his back, sleeping bag and blanket on top of him
> I push him to check he's OK
> is breathing, warm
> ..... and naked
> eyes adjust, realise I'm looking at his hip and exposed abdomen
> impressive abs you got there random dude
> think nothing of pulling blanket down, might as well check out his dick
> cant make out much in this light
> grab it, feels soft and wet
> lol strange to be doing this
> I give it a squeeze and then hold his balls, eeeww they're slimy
> am drunk and laugh
> no reaction from him
> not sure why and I'm ashamed to admit this but I hold his floppy little dick up, I lean down and kiss it
> tell myself oh ffs sake why not do it properly - start sucking
> get it all in my mouth, do the balls too
> my gf is only 30 feet away and I'm licking, kissing all around this guys crotch
> I'm starting to boner up
> enjoying it more than I thought I would
> rub my hands up his body, shit he is tight
> spend maybe a minute all up sucking limp cock
> no reaction from him and his dick stays soft
> sense kicks in
> wtf am I doing this is wrong
> cover him up go back to gf
> I'm way turned on
> tell her its time to turn in
> have aggressive drunk sex that's over in minutes. Whole time I we were fucking I was thinking of him in my mouth
> cum buckets
> next day look at him so much shame
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>be me, leaving the state for uni next month
>have roadtrip with two of my best buds
>I have a bromance and a crush with one of them, we do gay shit but still nohomo
>brocrush goes to gym 6 days a week but didn't eat enough recently so he's starting looks like a skelly
>still hot tho, everything is defined, best abs and ass
>be cheapass and get 1 big bed instead of 3 separate ones
>brocrush gets the middle spot
>he goes to bed with under armour shit
>fuck me I'm getting hard seeing that ass
>kinda drunk and sleepy one night
>bro #2 already slept
>ask if we can cuddle
>he didn't say anything, but moved closer to me and held my hands
>consent, bitches
>cuddling for awhile. His body is tight and warm
>starts caressing his abs and chest, went under the shirt but it's funner with the lycra
>humping my boner on his silky lycra ass too
>heavy panting, start a light chokehold
>he liked it, what a fag
>dryhumping quietly so bro #2 doesn't wake up
>wanted to kiss or touch dicks but it's too faggy
>wrapped my hand around his meaty thigh and caressed it up and down, dick still in ass
>his semi turned into massive hard on
>still no dicks or mouthing touching, fuck so horny
>realized how much of a fag we are, and go back to cuddling
>cuddling until 1 pm, bro #2 had to buy bread to eat because we're cuddling the whole day
>happens every night, although I have to finish the job myself in the bathroom
>roadtrip becomes our honeymoon, lots of secretive touching, sorry bro #2
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>>1569020
Selfie
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>>1575939
Kinda sweet. But definitely nohomo because nothing really happens. You made a nice connection though on a deep level.
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>>1555636
you raped a guy great
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>>1561488
that post number
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>>1576928
Went back for christmas hoping to get some action. Kinda awkward as he clearly didn't wanna talk about it. Tried to do some moves but he kept resisting. The last night before my flight I said goodbye and just grabbed his hand. The only thing he said that he's only okay with me touching him. No one else.

Fuck my highschool gf, brocrush is my real highschool sweetheart. 3 years later this experience still turns me into an emotional faggot.
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>>1576999
that post number with that image and then your trips
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>>1561800
He smokes poles.
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>>1560210
Why do asian pubes always look like spiders?
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>>1563857
i ddont get it
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>>1561800
it means you're a hypocrite for getting mad at someone's racism while contributing to a thread about molesting your friends in their sleep
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>>1577166
those dubs
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Once i woke up in the morning to get ready to go somewhere. I pass throught my stepdad's room and see him sleeping and snoring, then i slowly entered the room and grabbed his bulge and kissed it. Still think about that when horny
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It happens like two year ago. We had a party with some friends , and we all got drunk AF, but my best friend had overdrinking that he barely could walk or stand still. So , we decided to take him to bed. I was curious about it, because I have always liked to see his dick so we left him in bed and we got back to the party. As we were all drunk , I told to the house's owner if I could stay at his okay because I couldn't drive back home.
-He said yes but there's no much space so I have to share bed with the my other drunk friend
-I got in the bed , and as I made myself comfortable, I push him a little
-No response , he had passed out!
-I started touching him! First , I touched his bulge, carefully. He didn't response , so I started button up his trousers , and loosened his belt.
-He had no reaction , he was snoozing , and deep sleeping.
-So , after I had downed his zip , I could see his boxer. I was already horny , I start touching above his underwear, I could feel his bulge. (Normal size)
-I was nervous because I know that someone could enter to the room and I could've got caught in action. So , I pretendes like I was sleeping besides him! Touching carefully , until I was sure I could proceed with the exploration.
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>>1561488
14 88
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>>1563175
excellent work, very good boy
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>>1563852
soo sexy i'd have licked his shit hole
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>>1565064
maybe he knew
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>>1578351
Thank you <3
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qt asian
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>>1578317
>>1578373
Every image you post is one less image/gif/webm in the thread.
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>>1577929
thanks pajeet
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>>1555642# delete this post
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>>1555642 # delete this post please This asshole took my photo without my consent or knowledge and shared it on here. Can someone please help me. I tried reporting but nothing happened.
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>>1581000
Any proof that this is even you?

But there's no chance once it's uploaded it is on the internet forever.
You look hot though. Punch the guy is my advice
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>>1580659
>>1581000
i would rim your hairy ass with no doubt
also, saving your pic for later
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>>1560895
He was leaving in a week why would he
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>>1581000
I mean...
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>>1582568
hopefully theres more of him . heavenly body
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>>1582568
That burn looks serious! Have you tried acupuncture?
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we all got too drunk this party
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sorry, I never got a nude of him, but I did see him naked a few times. really beautiful man.
he was mostly straight, but everyone took him as gay due to some of his mannerisms.
that said, we slept together quite a bit. started off just side by side but as we got closer he started letting me touch him, and, over the years, became comfortable snuggling. it never progressed into sex, but we did jokingly kiss a few times, and one time he let me lick his happy trail.
but again, he wasn't gay. I pushed the boundaries a few too many times and ruined it, but managed to snap a few pics while he wasn't looking/while he was sleeping throughout our young adulthood.
while he would sleep, I would take his used boxers from the day before and plant my face in them, jacking off endlessly.
in this pic we were sharing the room with a third friend, so he had to sleep on a separate mattress. still found this shot seductive.
god I wanted to fuck him so bad.
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>>1577166
Checked
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bump
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>>1555689
I freaked out for a sec because at this angle, this guy looks just like me. But then I realized no one drew shit like that on me.
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>>1585122
Are you retarded?
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>>1585182
No, just stoned.
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>>1563749
>>1563758
>>1563769
>>1563779
I doubt this is real but fucking wew, I came buckets reading it. Thanks, anon
You should write more
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True story here, happened roughly a years ago.

>Be me, 20 years old
>On week long holiday with 2 of my best friends.
>One of them has been my ultimate straight crush since 14.
>Been dreaming of fooling around with him since forever, but he's totally straight. He has known I'm gay for years and is totally cool with it
>First night of the holiday, we all get super drunk
>Night gets really messy, everybody is too drunk and eventually falls asleep
>We are sleeping in a small flat, in the same room.
>I am sleeping on the sofa, crush is sleeping on a blow-up mattress right next to me, and other friend is sleeping on a bed with his girlfriend.
>I wake up in the middle of the night.
>Look at crush, sleeping in just boxers.
>I get a raging boner
>Very, very slowly and quietly, I reach my hand for his crotch. I play with it.
>My whole hand is now inside his boxers
>Holy shit am I dreaming
>Heart is pounding fast and I'm pre-cumming
>HOLY SHIT HE IS GETTING HARD IN MY HAND
>He still completely passed out.
>After 2 minutes of jerking him off, I lick his cock.
>Put the whole thing in my mouth.
>Probably one of the most exhilarating and hot moments of my life
>He's rock hard inside my mouth
>I stop after a good 5 minutes, didn't want to wake him up, and fall back asleep

The next day he wakes up and tells me how horny he is for some reason. I later confessed everything out of guilt, not only to him, but also to my then-boyfriend at home. My friend forgave me and had a laugh about it. I'm being deadly honest, he's a very nice guy!
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>>1555619
This is non-consensual and therefore rape.
I hope you all go to prison for a very long time.
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>>1587245
Pretty hot, post a pic
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>>1586266
Haha.

Thanks man. Im still lurking. Nah I can confirm it did happen. It might sound a bit odd and unreal but sometimes real life goes like that.

Still my only homo experience. desu I fap to this a lot, especially lately. Being my first sexual experience its pretty much hardwired into my brain and is a fetish now. even though i would never do it again, with anyone. Enjoying reading this thread and finding out im not the only one.
Glad you enjoyed it man.
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My straight friend passed out.
Always wanted to see his cock.
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https://buchimaru.tumblr.com
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Rly you see the cock of a dead man? RLY?
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>>1582940
post more pls
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>>1575213
Yeah. Same with me! I wanted that cock so bad! But mostly because I was crushing on the guy and not dicks in general
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>>1587245
Goddamn!! He ain't even mad?? Haha! You know you got some reall good friends in your life lol
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Here is another one. Was able to suck him while he slept. His cock never got fully hard. He did wake up and saw his dick was out and saw me staring at it.
He said nothing and went back to sleep. His gf was in the next room over.
We've hung out after. Wonder if he has any idea.
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Had a guy on grindr send me a dick pick that was the same as OP
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Hmm, on the preview there is his face, but when you open the file - it's cropped. Is there any way to fix it?
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>>1585091
this dick looks like it belongs to a muppet
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>>1591869
Why would you want to? He's gross based on what you *can* see
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>>1591862
>>1591863
>>1591864
>>1591865
story?
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>>1592557
No story, it's from tumblr blog. Guy probably a slav, that's all I know.
>>1592072
I want to see full face and decide for myself.
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>>1555629
Heard the story way too many times here, over the past two years or so. Stop reposting your fantasies.
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>>1555697
They technically sexually molested him.
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>>1563779
Why the fuck did you marry a woman?
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>>1555619
I hope none of you guys roofied anyone...
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>>1555619

You know, its one thing to make an unethical mis step.

Its another to start a thread celebrating it.
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>>1593801
Shut the fuck up and get of 4chan then faggot.
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>>1563643
Is that my dick....
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>>1570739
you should totally suck him :)
great story
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>>1589027
hot
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>>1557593
>haha I browse /hm/ but im straight tho, you guys are weird
Come out the closet tom cruise
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>>1563593
What kind of rat bastard takes a man's cats?
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Damn this thread. So many boners activated. Its like the gift that keeps on giving.
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>>1596439
I would love play with that ass
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>>1596485
Um, story? Cause that is a sweet piece of ass, that cock is mouthwatering.
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>>1596488
Sorry dude. Just posting an image I found. I wish I knew the story.
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>5 summers ago
>friend is house sitting for his cousin who is on vacation with his family
>hanging out drinking all day, have a few close friends over
>guys and girls but mostly guys
>been single for over a year, went from getting laid all the time to nothing at all
>have been fapping to gay stuff on and off since middle school but never gone the distance
>another close friend, cam, is there who has been single even longer and has always been kinda weird, would boast about making girls lick his asshole, stick a finger up there, shit like that
>caught me eyeing him a few times that day and vice versa
>in some kind of mood that day, just particularly horny, hadn't jacked off in a couple days, constantly shaking off horny thoughts
>late at night when people start fucking off to go to sleep or otherwise, cam and i end up stuck with the pullout down in the basement
>while im making the bed up, he announces that he sleeps in his underwear no exceptions
>turn around and he's standing there in a wifebeater and sheer blue panties
>heart jumps and starts racing
>get under the covers and as he does the same he says he also loves cuddling and calls little spoon
>i laugh, nervously, thinking hes joking
>but my dick moves to half mast
>have my back to him at first, he keeps brushing his butt against mine, wriggling around moving trying to get comfortable
>after a little while he reiterates that he wants to snuggle, puts his hand on my hip and says he wasnt joking
>i take his hand off my hip and roll over to face him, thinking im gonna give him a stern look and call him a faggot or something
>roll over to see his face inches away from mine, and im looking right into his big blue eyes
>his mouth is hanging open, lips pouting, breathing heavily
>"these wont do" he says unbuttoning and unzipping my pants and pulling them open "take them off youll be more comfortable" he coos softly, a harsh whisper

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>>1598129
>i pull my shorts off and toss them away
>he reaches out and hefts my package in one hand while the other hand rests on my chest
>"see thats much better" he says, kissing me quickly on the lips and rolling over
>he squirms in as close as he can to me and wriggles his ass against my groin
>one hand rests on his shoulder/neck while he takes the other and drapes it around his mid section, my hand holding his stomach, feeling his tight abdomen
>slowly he grinds his butt against me, brushing over my growing cock
>my mind is empty and im not thinking at all, except for his little bubble butt going to work
>my cock is beyond rock hard and hes trying to get it between his cheeks and im kissing his neck and sucking on his ear lobe
>my hand on his stomach moves lower and lower until he takes it and puts it directly on his junk
>jerk him off under his panties
>eventually start dryhumping on him
>after a long time grinding up on me he rolls over and we start pecking at each other which quickly escalates into a deep Frenching session, tongues moving back and forth
>he mashes his package against mine
>pause for a moment and we both slide out of our underwear
>back to making out
>cocks are full on touching and slapping against each others
>he takes us and jerks us off in one hand
>despite our height difference, his dick isn't much smaller than mine, looks very nice, pubes trimmed and shaved away
>slides down under the covers and sucks me off for a long time, starting off slow and gingerly at first, working up to taking down the whole thing
>he says not to tell me when i come, so i dont and he takes it in stride, sucking out every last drop and licks me clean until im hard again
>i return the favor without even a second thought and give him a toecurling blowjob
>he plasters my face and licks off every last drop and we make out for a little while longer
>go back to spooning
>grinding slowly, has got my cock between his cheeks finally, trying to jerk me with his butt

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>>1598133
>he reaches back to hold my head and twists his torso around so we can keep making out
>says hell be right back and goes to the bathroom
>comes back with a bottle of baby oil
>leans down to kiss me as he gets in bed
>says he wants me to fuck him
>lubes us both up and and props himself up on the back of the couch, spreading his legs away and looking back at me, using one hand to squeeze his butt and spread his cheeks
>i square up behind him and dry myself in closer, taking hold of his hips and aiming my cock for the puckered pink ring i can see in the low light
>he guides me in the last few inches and i push my head inside and its amazing how warm and tight he is
>ease my self in inch by inch, thrusting slowly and evenly
>hes clutching a pillow in his arms moaning and wailing into it while i work deeper and deeper
>in no time at all im giving him full thrusts, all the way to the hilt, pulling out until just the tip is in about to pop out, before plunging all the way back in again
>real deep strokes, getting all the cobwebs out of there
>can feel him squeezing back on me
>holding onto his collar and neck while i pound away
>pull him up to me so his back as almost against me chest
>he starts to gasp and make all these other hot noises
>reach down and play with his cock only to find out hes already shot his load everywhere
>holding onto his neck he pulls my hand up to his face so he can suck on my fingers
>the most intense orgasm ever washes over me
>pumping shot after shot up his butt, he feels me coming and backs up all the way on my cock
>i slide out of him and the sight of a rope of my cum stretching from the tip of my dick up to his hole makes my dick twitch
>make out for a little bit, rubbing our cummy dicks together
>spoon again, bottomless still and fall asleep in no time
>is up before me the next morning and wakes me with a blowjob

we still fuck and he just bought a house and breaking it in with him has been a blast
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>>1598409
Well that's fucking disgusting.
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>>1598409
Gross.
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I would like slip mine in.
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Had a crush on an old friend some 15 years ago. He'd spend a lot of nights at my place and the other way around. He'd always sleep in basketball shorts. Tall, skinny guy, dark hair, blue eyes. Anyway, when I learned how men get boners in their sleep I would pretend to fall asleep until he fell asleep, sit up and watch his dick get hard. It was about the size of mine. Then one night I couldn't resist and I started touching it through the fabric. It was just gonna be a light tap but I lost control and kept stroking it lightly. Suddenly it starts to twitch and he starts cumming through his shorts. He woke up in a state of shock. Packed his bags, washed the cum off the shorts I lent him (ruining my plan of licking it off) and went home. We never talked about it and I haven't seen him since.
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>>1555619
ITT incels tell each other rape is ok
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>>1599563
So he realized that you jerked him off in his sleep?
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>>1598129
>>1598133
>>1598135
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>>1600905
bruh contribute if you wanna bump a thread that has been dead for 3 days
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>I was 15 when I was at a friend's birthday party
>he celebrated in a club house that was close to my house
>we drank a lot and when it got late and some friends asked me to sleep at my house
>after placing them in the guest room, sofa and the other sofa there were two guys left
>a good friend of mine, let's call him alex, and a guy I've never seen before, chris.
>alex was my age, chris was one or two years younger
>decided to sleep together in my bed. we were quite drunk so fell a asleep within a second.
>woke up with the first ray of light and found myself int the middle of two guys in my queen size bed
>Queen size in my country means 1,40m (4,5ft) width so that's not much for three guys (BTW sitting in that bed right now;)
>too tired to get up and too fit to fall asleep I suddanly realise that I was lying between two guys only wearing boxers and touching their skin because there was not enough space for not touching their skin
>Alex on my left side, chris on my right side
>realise that the guys were sleeping like rocks.
>realise my dick gets hard like rocks
>still some alcohol in my blood so quite confident I decide to do it
>start with chris because I don't know him. touch his arm, he's still sleeping. touch his body, still sleeping.
>go down to the waistband of his boxers.touch his dick through the cloth. soft. not big. want to see it
>I tie down his boxers a bit and there it is. his flaccid tiny uncut cock fascinates me! look at it for like hours
>touch it but too afraid to stroke it
>want to see alex dick. he's a good friend on mine but have never seen him naked
>get sure he's asleep, too. tie down his boxers and he's quite hung. more than me and much more than chris. but flaccid too.
>I'm too much pussy to make them hard but I'm super horny so I make a plan
>What if I strip them and myself down and make them think that we went to bed naked and wait for their reaction and hope they get horny

cont.
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>>1557618
Were you fired as a teacher?
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>>1601064
Continue?
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>>1601064
Continue?
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not a drunk story but a weed story

>freshman in high school
>best friend is a sophmore
>been friends since i was 8
>just started smoking weed, so fairly new to it
>hit up other friend to get some weed i bought a cu which is 3.5g
>hit up bestie we will call him Jim
>Jim comes over and we stuff a black an mild with the wood tip with probably 1.5 grams of weed
>neither have ever smoked that much
>hot box my bathroom
>go into bedroom listen to music, and lay down
>always used to joke around about doing gay shit but it was always a joke
>he asks if i want to be gay for a night
>i was super horny but jokingly said "duh Yeah"
>he then pulls his shorts down
>boom an 8inch cock popped out
>he grabbed my hand and put it on it and i started jerking him off
>he asked me to suck it
>super horny super high so i did
>suck him for about 10 mins
>then he pulls my pants down and kisses me then sucks me up
>he says lets 69
>we suck for about 20 mins
>then i said " do you want to fuck me"
>he said go get some lotion
>ran to get lotion butt naked, mom was at the bar, sis was somewhere else
>puts lotion on his finger and sticks it in my ass
>finger fucks me for a little
>puts lotion on his dick
>pushes it in my ass
>didnt hurt felt so goooooood
>fucks me for probably 5-10 mins
>leaves his whole load inside my ass
>then falls off my and literally goes to bed
>i didnt finish bruh
>go to bed with ass full of cum
>he wakes me up in the middle of the night
>sucks me until i cum
>wake up next morning
>he gone
>school monday
>we avoided eachother
>never talked again besides 1 more time
>hit him up maybe 6 months after
>sucked his dick he came on my face
>he sucked me off then we went to bed
>he was still there next morning we smoked a joint
>never talked to him since
>now im 22.
>been at least 6 years
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>be horny sexually desperate 14yo closet case
>have a bit of a crush on my older brother
>he's got an incredible body and a big dick
>and we grew up sharing a bedroom
>he had a habit of sleeping naked on top of his covers
>eventually my horniness gets the better of me
>start messing with him when he's asleep
>I'm very cautious at first
>but he never seems to wake up
>so I gradually escalate from lightly feeling him up to outright sucking his dick
>he usually gets hard from it, and sometimes even cums in my mouth
>whenever he ever seems to start waking up, I quckly slink back to my bed
>and he never says anything so it seems I got away with it
>did this about 1-2 times a month for several years, up until he moved out
>felt guilty as fuck about it
>but genuinely thought he had no idea
>until years later when I came out of the closet to him
>and he was like "well duh" and starts casually joking about how he let me perv on him
>apparently he assumed I knew he was faking sleep
>but I was too dumb/naive to realize it
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>>1601235
Id really love to see what your bro looks like.
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>>1601064

>so I put down their boxers and very carfully place them on their other cloths so they think they stripped down theirselves before going to bed
>both still sleeping like rocks
>I get naked too and place myself between them
>it was like 5am and I was sure they would sleep some more hours so I try to doze a bit
>lying on my right shoulder I feel alex turning to, spooning me and putting his hand around me
>turn my head around to check out if he's awake but he is still sleeping (or pretending to sleep but I'm sure he was sleeping)
>cuddling with me he strokes my body with his hand and after 10-15 minutes he takes my cock in his hand
>don't know what he was dreaming but he kind of gave a massage to my cock
>then he stoppes and rolles over
>decide to do the same with chris
>moving closer to him, spooning him, touching his butt with my hard cock I put my arm around him, stroke him and give a massage to his tiny dick
>feel his dick growing in my hand. makes me super horny
>suddanly he moans and moves. feel that he wants to turn around so I do the same and now he is spooning me cuddling very close to me
>do the same with alex. give a massage to his cock and he is also growing while I was rubbing my ass against chris' hard cock
>that goes for like an eternity when I started to think about what position would be best when they wake up.
>I decided that I want alex to face me while chris is spooning me.
>try to get them in these positions.
>it's me facing alex. we're very close with hardly no space between our bodies. our dicks touching and our faces almost touching. I put his arm around my body and my arm around his body.
>with chris I did the same. had him super close in my back with his arm put around my and alex' body.
>feeling like the salami in a sandwich I realise that I cant's stay like this forever cause it was super uncomfortable so I decide to wake them up carefully

cont.
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>>1601305

More please
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>>1601305
where's the cont?

this is why i hate letting my dick get hard to green text
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>>1601305

>as our faces were facing with hardly no space i carfefully blew some air in alex face
>feel he's waking up
>me pretending to be sleeping
>feel he's realising where he is and that he's cuddling with me
>he instantly moves his hand from my body and tries to turn around and move away from me
>still having my arm around his body I do not even think about letting him go so I stay strong so he can't move
>I think he accepted it and asks me if I'm awake
>pretend to be sleeping
>I feel the blood pumping into his dick. he's growing
>he starts touch my skin with his hands, stroking me and rubbing his cock against mine
>I slowly "wake up"
>he stops instantly and tries to move away but I don't let him
>ask him what he's doing and say that it's super gay
>he blushes and shirks from my look but I say "it feels great"
>being sceptical for a moment he presses his body against mine again and continues stroking my body.
>I do the same with him
>we do that for a long time when he starts kissing me. he takes my cock in his hand and I take his
>he kisses my body, licks my nipples and goes down for my cock
>I lay on my back, chris still sleeping and now with his head on my breast.
>alex blowing me feels awesome and I can't lay still and move and moan and that makes chris wake up
>I think the first thing he saw when he opened his eyes was alex with may dick between his lips.
>he said something like "what the hell" and tried to move away but alex and I held him tight so he couldn't move
>when he realised what has actually happened he got an instant boner
>alex instantly went down for chris dick and started sucking it.
>chris tried to move away again but still couldn't. he said something like "that's gay" louder and louder so I started kissing him.
>first he refused then he replied the kiss

cont.
>>
>>1601332

>then I went down for chris penis. I was somehow fascinated by his tiny cock from earlier that morning and I could not wait to have it in my mouth. it was about 4,3in so I could take it all in my moth with no problem. Alex sucking me again
>chris had a lot o precum. within some minutes my moth was full of precum. really loved it
>I kissed alex and told chris to go for my cock
>then I sucked alex. it was much bigger about 6.7 or 7 inches and much thicker but with hardly no precum
>I grabbed his ass and fumbled my finger around his hole. he moaned of pleasure
>then alex turned his attention to chris' ass. he knead it with his hands and then kissed it and licked his hole.
>me at the same time 69ing with chris. when alex fingered him he even had more precum
>I told chris to do the same with me, to lick my ass and finger me while i was still sucking him
>alex told me to do the same with him so I rimmed and fingered him and slowly slided my cock against his hole
>he spit in his hand, lubed my cock and his ass with it and told me to fuck him
>it seem like he was a pro in taking dick and as he told me later that it wasn't his first time
>felt amazing. chris was watching us while I fucked alex. alex told him to not just sit around and watch
>so chris started to suck alex and stroke my butt
>when I felt that I was close to cumming I stopped. I said that I wanna someone to fuck me and alex went for it but I said that it's my first time and I'm a bit afraid of his huge dick.
>chris took that as an offer and started to lube my hole with his salvia, finger me, spread my hole and then stick his dick into me carefully.
>first it hurt but I took it like a man and soon i enjoyed it. alex wanted to suck me but I didn't want because I was cole so tumming so he sucked my balls and kissed me.
>some time later I was ready for alex to fuck me
>it hurt like hell. really. I told him twice or three times stop and try it again allthough he was very careful.

cont.
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>>1601173
Fake, lotion fucking burns if you try to use it as lube in your ass
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>>1601338

>soon I really enjoyed it.
>I was lying on my back while being fucked and told chris to knee over my face so I could rim him.
>his ass was delicious. super soft with no hair at all. he was a toned body with a bigger booty that was perfect to grad with your hands.
>be bend over so it was easier for me to reach his hole with my tongue and he could suck me at the same time or kiss alex belly who was still fucking me
>alex stopped to fuck me and chris sat down on my cock.
>I'm sure it was the first time for him taking a cock
>it took several tries till I really could go all way but when he accustomed with it he moved up and down and let his dick bounce and his precum stread on my belly
>alex in the meantime kissed me licked the precum and kissed me again and sticked his cock in my mouth.
>then alex fucked chris
>I wanted chris to fuck me while being fucked by alex but it didn't work cause his dick was to small and it didn't stay in my ass.
>so I tried to get into alex ass while he fucked chris and that worked. I didn't move at all. it was only alex who was moving forward and backward.
>we did that some minutes till I was close to cum again so I stopped
>I sucked chris dick which was full of precum again.
>he also said he was close to cum
>alex told us to wait till he was ready

cont.
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>>1601341
true words
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>>1601343

>when alex was ready he said he wants us to cum on his face.
>he lay down on his back and chris and I were kneeing next to his face. alex took our dicks in his hands and jerked them. he sucked them one after another till we came.
>I came first. I came buckets. huge load. remember I was horny since the first ray of light. his mouth, lips, cheek were covered with my cum and alex kept on sucking me
>then chris came. he also came a lot. he did not only cum on alex face but also on my cock and belly
>then it was alex's turn. chris was jerking him all the time and when alex was about to come he told him to suck him and keep the cum in his mouth.
>chris did but was a bit disgusted
>when alex told chris to kiss me with the cum in his mouth he shook his head but that was too late because I was already kissing him.
>it was the first time I had cum in my mouth and it did not really taste good but I was still super horny and excited
>alex told me to kiss him and lick some cum from his cheeks and kiss him again.
>alex told chris to take his own cum he shot on my dick and belly and kiss him
>I could see it in his face that he didn't want to but he did.
>we all kissed each others again and again till we got tired and snoozed away culleding

As you may have realized that Alex was gay but I didn't know till that day. Later he told me that he knew that I was gay because he knew the guy I had sex with so he had the plan to sleep in my house that night.
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>>1601341

We didnt have lube, not like we were fucking in the ass every weekend it was a random thing, definitely a true story. still dont talk to him, i dont think its weird but he does, neither of us are gay
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more pictures
less retarded "this is so totally real guis" stories
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>>1571811
kek
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>>1601520
http://hot-sleeping-guys.tumblr.com/

Enjoy.

Back to the stories lads.
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>>1601518
Why are you on a board for gay porn if you arent gay?...
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>>1601235
how old was he at the time?
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>>1601341
never tried myself, but i fucked a guy with it once and he didn't say anything
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>>1601341
Does it? When i first stuck fingers up my ass I used cocoa butter lotion and I had zero issues.
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>>1602181
Because it's like your opinion, man
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>>1602391
He was 16 when I started, 19 the last time I sucked him off.
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>>1601235
>brother
disgusting
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>>1590241
Oh lordy... mmmmf
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