Your Ideal Cock

>>1267577
why does this fucking pic looks like its been photoshopped to death using body parts from 10 different dudes?

I'm straight and male, my ideal cock is one solid tone with a slightly lighter tip like your pic, smooth skin, just a short patch of hair and bouncy, like the balls could jiggle when he walks.

I like the same thing in women, good skin and bouncy ass (but not big) & legs, just applying it to men.

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My ideal cock is my husband's

>>1267577
Uncut, bending downwards, about 6 inches long but quite thick (6 inches circumference would be nice), proportionate glans (mushrooms pls go), not too veiny, smells good, lots of precum, big balls high-hanging balls (tight scrotum), and most important of all, attached to a good-looking and nice man

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>uncut, but cut still perfectly welcome (uncut fag myself)
>no shorter than 5", preferably 6 or 7"
>not to wide or narrow of circumference, preferably 1.7 to 2.0"
>black, white, I don't care, love 'em both

So basically, little bit bigger than average but not one of those stupid unrealistic, unusable monster cocks that the porn industry loves so much.

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>>1267698
My favorite toy fits these stats pretty much perfectly too, it's awesome.

>>1267700
Same here. i've tried 8-9 inch dildos and they're very uncomfortable, and 3-4 inches is not enough to get me going. 6-7 seems to be the sweet spot.

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>>1267703
Definitely the perfect length, for me at least. The one I posted is 6" insertable length, and I can get down to the balls comfortably, but I can tell that that's as far as I can safely go. For deepthroat practice I can BARELY make it to the balls, but that's a good thing for practice purposes, I think.

It's just a good thing I elected to go with the 6" insertable rather than the 9", I don't think I could fit that much.

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>>1267577
IMO Barrett Long has a pretty much a perfect dick. Big, uncircumcised with a foreskin that partially covers the glans. My primary preference for dicks is that they be uncut, but if I find someone attractive otherwise it doesn't really matter.

>>1267577
huge, thick, uncut.

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FACT: Rocco Steele has the world's most perfect cock
<-- Exhibit A

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>>1267797
<-- Exhibit B

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>>1267797
<-- Exhibit C

>>1267592
He does kind of look like frankenstein's monster

>>1267799
great photoshop this one

>>1267577
I want 9 inches down my throat and 11 in my ass. Yeah, I'm a size pig.

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Thick. And just a little long. But thick, thick, thick.

>>1267823
Not photoshop, bruh. Check it: http://www.myvidster.com/video/47285348/HDK_Rocco_Steele_Brock_Rustin

>>1267825
>tfw I can't no longer get excited by 9 inches

white, cut, about 7', long when flaccid
kinda like OP"s pic, actually.

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Thick, ~7-8 uncut. Long uncut when soft. Low hanging balls. Img related, but foreskin bit longer. Mmmm.

>>1267592
Face doesn't look like it fits that neck, arms look off, waist line looks like it's two different bodies.

Thick, uncut, really long foreskin, drooping sack (pic doesn't have it) and long when flaccid

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Forgot pic

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Dang, some size queens ITT.

My ideal:

>Uncut
>Curved upwards
>Average length
>Above average girth

>>1267985
Are you talking about above avg girth on the dick, or the gut?

>>1267988
zing

>>1267984

I feel like I need to trim that off...

>>1267988
On the dick, but as you can see I don't mind a fat dude.

I like them either like straight up fat bear OR ripped musclebear. But this thread ain't about that Anon.

>>1267985
>size queens

I know right? I've not been into these scenes for too long, but I'm blown away by what so many people are into.

What the hell do you even do with a cock that's 11" long? Or 2.5" diameter? I can't fit that in my bum. And I don't think I'd want to, because I'm nervous of the damage it'd almost certainly be doing to my sphincter/rectum.

>>1267984
As >>1267980
I want the foreskin from your pic, the balls from my pic. It's hard to find those combo'd in a pic... which might be the same thing you wanted?

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>>1267984
>>1268065
Like this?

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>>1267577
basically anyone with a lot of length but not an insane amount of girth. I've been with a super thick guy before and it's not really as fun as they make it seem in porn.

But bigger dicks are still funner to look at and play with

>>1268171
oh and foreskin is a huge+, yum latino and european guys

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I'm not a size queen. I don't mind a dick any size. If anything, I prefer it a bit on the smaller side just because big ones are too uncomfortable. Not fussed on cut or uncut. Like him to have bushy pubes and maybe sme nice big balls that hang a little low. This is an example of a cock I'd like in me.

>>1268048
I actually have an unusually tight ass, accordingly to everyone that I've ever bottomed for, and I have trouble taking things over a certain size. If someone brags about being thick, I'm immediately turned off, because it's not fun.

I like thinner dicks because they can get in without hurting and hit the right spots. I guess you could say I have a thing for small cocks, but I like them around 5-5.5, average to under average girth. I'm short and tight, and those cocks tend to hit my sweet spot without stretching painfully or going too deep even when they go crazy and pound me. Add a nice foreskin with almost complete coverage so I can play with it while I blow him and I'd be as happy as a pig in shit.

>>1267984
Glorious! definitely my ideal cock.

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>:)

>>1267577
Nothing about this man is real.

>>1268279
Sauce???

>>1268191
I would

Literally most of the guys have posted are photoshopped to hell

Idk, i mean maybe about over 3-4 inches with maybe some noticeable girth but honestly im down with whatever.


I guess i'm not picky, but then again isn't that what all the desperate gays say.

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imo Peto Coast has the ideal cock. Long, thick & uncut without being veiny or anything. like it's been sculpted out of clay or something

>>1268279
>>1268280
seconded

>>1268473
third-ed

>>1267727
i have that same dildo its in my ass right now

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>>1268690
Doc Johnson UR3? Mine is the 7" slim, absolutely perfect fit, in every way.

The only thing I hate about this thing is the UR3 material is very fragile. I've only had it for a month and the bottom edges are already starting to peel away even though I've been pretty anal (ha) with the talc powder.

>>1268638
Sause?

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This cock has everything I want: foreskin, girth, fur, great balls. Some personality with the veins. Sizable, but not too much. Beautiful.

>>1267877
>white, cut, about 7', long when flaccid
>7'
>'

wow 7 feet long flaccid. Do you use your dick to unclog drains? How does it feel to have your dick in your partner's small intestines? How does the pyloric sphincter feel as a substitute for an anus?

>>1267593
Str8? Wtf why are you on hm?

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>>1268405
A man with low standards, just my type : ^ )

>>1269379
and bile for lube

>>1267984
My mouth is all watery.

>>1267577
For hook-ups, something pretty big. Maybe 7.5 inches with some girth to it.
I want them to be able to pound me without hitting the "wall".

For a bf, something like 6-6.5 inches. I don't want to unhinge my jaw or spend forever with foreplay any time we want to fuck. And somewhere around 6 inches definitely gets the job done well.

>How big are you?
I'm 8 inches.

It´s funny how most queens have unrealistic expectations, the average penis size is 5, world average, personally I actually like them average size and really nice looking, huge dicks are gross

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I saw this guy a looong time ago. I've always thought this guy has the perfect dick. I'll post more, Sunny from Berlin Male btw.

More of this glory.
http://www.tube8.tom/gay/erotic/sunny-jackin/162137/

>>1268279
What's the point? You can realistically pleasure 99% of people with that thing. Won't fit in anyones mouth without hitting their teeth. I'd reckon most women/men wouldn't take that anally/vaginally without lots of practice.

It's a novelty penis. It's cool to look at, but it's useless.

>>1269863
*can't

>>1269863
>most women/men wouldn't take that anally/vaginally without lots of practice.

you'd be surprised.
i'm 9x7 and i have hot dudes waiting in line all day every day to let me bareback them and cum in their asses. i used to have to go to gay bars to get ass, but now it comes to me thanks to grindr. i just fucked a kid on my lunch hour, came in his ass, washed my cock and went back to work. chatting with three right now. trying to decide which one to fuck, since i'm only human and tired after a long week. maybe i'll fuck the others tomorrow but i will probably have forgotten them for the next qt by then.

feels good man

>>1269872

Well now, you can't say all that and not share a pic or two of your cock.

I like someone with a 10inch personality ;)
Oh god, who am I kidding.

>>1269872
>mfw my attractiveness does what your dick size do for you

But seriously to add my two cents, I wouldn't bottom for a hung guy unless he's my bf.

>>1269872

>everything is true on the internet.

>>1270064
That's a pretty serious case of phimosis you got there

>>1270064
Bruh, what's wrong with your head.
Also, that's not 9 inches.

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I prefer big, cut cock. This is an example of one I could suck for days on end.

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I like this one

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>>1270124

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>>1269830
This right here.

I REALLY hate it when it comes to black dicks though. They're actually really nice when they're human sizes, not the five biggest 11" BBC in the country that the Finkelsteins that run the porn studios would like you to believe are the average.

True average is between 5" and 6" according to most studies. Nothing's wrong with the slight outliers, but 12" and as thick as a baseball bat is too fucking big to even do anything with, and I don't understand why Porn Land wants to both literally and figuratively shove them down our throats so badly.

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yum

>>1270064
Nope. Don't like foreskin.

>>1270113
I'm with you. This cock is a specimen to be appreciated. I'd love on that piece of meat slow and steady. Gives me the chills anon.

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This right here long thick and curved I live feeling inferior while my ass is destroyed I've taken a few black guy and I've been spit roasted twice

>>1267593
Why are you here? To observe us or something?

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THIS

>>1268280
>>1268473
>>1268571
http://solovergayhuevos.tumblr.com/post/134720769164

>>1269872
errr when you say kid you dont mean literally right like not under 18 right....coz thats nasty

>>1271302
thank you, this is his tumblr and there are other vids
http://stitchbigd.tumblr.com/post/129643180492/hello-everybody-hugeschlongworld

>>1270067
do you have phimosis of the brain? just because the foreskin is forward in a semi-hard state doesn't mean it can't retract at all you complete moron

>>1271308
he was 23

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>>1267577
Photoshopped or not OP's pic is my idea of the perfect cock. Big, but not monstrous, cut and pretty.
>>1270113
This one is also right within my "perfect" range.
Maybe I am a little conceited because both of them look similar to my thick 8 inch cock.
I am white, but my cock is tan for some reason all the way up to the line where the foreskin ends and then it is white like the rest of my skin with a pink head.
The pic is of mine, not hard but plump.

>>1272925

It really is perfect. Do you have any more pics?

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Thisssss!

>>1272925

OPs pic is monsterous...

>>1272938
Thank you. I do have others, but nothing recent. All my pics are from a few years ago.

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>>1272993

>>1272925
8 inches my ass. This looks like 6.5.

Prove it.

>>1273770
I am not 100% hard in the pic, if I was I would stick straight out and I wouldn't be able to bend my cock down like that. Besides, 8 inches is what I max out at when I am at my absolute biggest, like when I have morning wood. I am between 7 3/4 and 8 depending on how horny I am. I am 6 inches around at the middle where I am thickest.
I have no way to prove it without meeting you (which if you are disease free and have a big beautiful cock and decide to come to my area I might take you up on) for one, and two I cannot look for anything to measure it with because the noise would end up waking my wife. She doesn't know I come to 4chan and look at the beautiful cocks.
I will tell her eventually once I believe she is comfortable with me sucking cock every now and again.
In case you are wondering why I sound so hungry it's because I am, it has been over a year since I have had any cock.

That one inside my mouth

>>1273770

lol you need some glasses. youre just baiting for more nudes.

>>1273888
I am not worried about it. I will happily post any nudes I happen to have. They are all a few years old though. After the new year I plan on going back to the gym (who hasn't heard that before), once I get fit again I will take some new ones. I am not fat or anything I just gained a little bit of weight since I got remarried. Dad bod now.

>>1267698
>1.7 - 2" circumference

you mean diameter. a 2 inch circumference is literally a pencil dick, diameter would be just over half an inch. 2 inch diameter means about 6.5 inch circumference, about as big around as a golf ball.

Presiosos mmmm

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I'm a slave for black cock

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sebestian kross' dick anytime anyplace

>>1273821
Or you could put something next to it for scale instead of writing a massive wall of autistic text you stupid fucking sack of shit

>>1273888
>lol you need glasses

Bitch please. I constantly measuring devices for work so I'm pretty good at eyeballing an inch and a centimeter.

Not my fault you have measurement perception akin to a female.

>>1273821
Lmao even if you do have a big dick, I wouldn't let my sexy ass self touch it with that intense autism of yours.

>>1268191
I just wanna pull them apart like a wishbone

>>1268945
holy fuck

love veiny cocks

>>1273888
Smells butthurt, mad because someone dosent believe u?

If u dont lie, then u dont have any problem at proving it

>>1268805
jakeorion93.com/scene/6234854/sit-n-flex

I love to look at big dicks but perfect for actual sucking and fucking:

6.5 to 7 inches
girth 4.5 inches
preferably uncut but would do cut too
when hard, foreskin reveals a bit of glans and can be fully pulled over
mid-hanging, shaved balls to suck

My own cock is very average, around 6'' in length and 4.3'' girth, uncut. Don't have any pics.

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Here's my dick. 7 1/4 inches.

5-9
I can take 9" with little difficulty
(and I'm still tighter than a virgin, baby!)

The guy I am currently with is for the most part, my ideal.
slight upward curve, 7 inches long,4.5 inch girth
Trimmed to shaved pubes, and he's cut but I am neutral about cut/uncut aesthetically speaking.

>>1268945
>>1276110

Veins are so fucking sexy! Especially if they have one that runs along the underside up to the glans
I also like rounded heads that stick out a bit for sucking on their own
Shaved balls that aren't too big and hang a bit for sucking or fondling as well
Other than that length isn't a huge deal to me but I like a bit of girth because it's such a turn on to hold a thick one with my hands

>>1277190
Veins make me nervous. What if he shaves while hard and nicks a vein?

>>1277223
Veins really only bulge out when you're hard and full of blood
And unless you're shaving your dick sideways or something or with a dull razor you're not likely to nick anything on your shaft because you can pull the skin taut while shaving

But when the veins really pop out when he's rock hard, damn.

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Opinions?

>>1267834
Samuel O'Toole has my favorite cock too, his dildo is fantastic.

>>1270124
>>1270125
sauce?!

>>1277305
THIS is my ideal cock

>>1277305
Looks yummy, love heads like that, so easy to suck
Wish I could see your balls more but nice girth!

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this one.

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>>1270286

>>1275876
I like this one, i really want a big black cock in my mouth

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10/10 cock

>>1280428
do want

>>1271201
How can black men compete?

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The perfect cock is a locked cock

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Cut, not too huge, big fat mushroom head and veiny. If I knew someone with a cock like this, I don't think I'd ever want to get off my knees.

>>1275985
He later got the skin cut in between them for more mobility.

Boards where people post porn always seem to want huge cocks.

Board where people hook up seem to always be wary or even down on them.

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This. Would love to feel it throb while it shoots a hot load down my throat

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One you can eat :)

>>1281338
what the shit is that?

>>1282111
If all I'll be doing is looking, I want the biggest cock I can find. The moment it has to go inside me, an average cock with a nice head is preferred.

>>1282368
r u even gay?

>>1281758
I wish all guys in porn had body hair like this instead of shaving and waxing like a bunch of fagggots

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This

>>1282368

lol

>>1268528
So goooooood!

>>1270372
I want that in my mouth

>>1282813
Huh, this is actually a pretty nice site.

Some weird dicks tho I gotta say

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I like this is my big ass

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>>1283107

One name....Mick Lovell.

>>1267577
Oh yes! I forgot. Who is he, OP. His penis can't be that long.

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Perfect cock, perfect face, perfect EVERYTHING, but I've been trying to find out more about him. Anyone know where he's from?

>>1285169
I think only you who thinks that way about him.

>>1271201
if anyone had this a little larger, maybe hi res, i'd love you forever.

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