#Selfies

tribal tat
paragraph breast
hy and beard

i cant
i really just cant

>>1237375
Ramon Nomar in case anyone wants to see more

I would never date a guy who took selfies.

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anymore like this where they take a selfie while getting sucked?

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>>1237429

>>1237408
My dream husband is either this or Chris Pratt in terms of physique.

>>1237521
Shallow.

>>1237618
Wahhh he doesn't find fat slobs attractive. He's so shallow! Waaaaaaaaaahhh

>>1237621
>She steps in shallow water and assumes it means it's bad water.

Don't be so reactionary.

>>1237621

chris pratt is pretty slobby

>>1237618
Dream husband, not the fucking standard. I don't have the highest standards given how Im not exactly supermodel material myself. Looks only go so far anyway.

>>1237634
He is and I would still take him on when he was in his chubby period.

>>1237694
>not having realistic dreams that are true to your heart

uh, ok

>>1237747
since when are dreams supposed to be realistic? that's the most boring thing ever

>>1237770
says a failure

>>1237244
>i cant
>i really just cant
then don't, faggot.

i hate post 2010 internet so much. >___<
these have been called "mirror shots" or something with mirror for years. now all of a sudden it's called a selfie because of facebook
wahhh

>>1237211
>#Selfies
>>1237244
>i cant
>i really just cant
>>1237425
>I would never date a guy
>date
>>1237621
>Waaaaaaaaaahhh
>>1237969
>>___<

The state of this fucking board.
It went from bad to unsalvagable this year.

>>1237986
too stupid to understand sardonicism

>>1237425
Have fun being forever alone

>>1237747
What the fuck do you mean?

Or just go to guyswithiphones instead

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>>1238578
>Or just go to guyswithiphones instead

so that explains why /hm/ is so slow!

>>1237424
>>1237427

Jesus, this dude is perfect. Anyone know who he is?

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>>1241035
Unsure of posting date but I saved these same pics from /hm/ on Jan 10, 2015. Anonymous said it was his mom's boyfriend and Anon found these nudes on his computer.

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>>1244543

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>>1237408
another pic of this guy too. Don't think there was any context.

>>1237426
daddy

>>1249371
>>1249371
#soulfie

>>1250551
sauce?!?

>>1249371
sauce?

>>1237253
Would love a visit from this guy. Probably the best looking one on here in my opinion.

>>1251869
>best looking one
>can't even see face

God fags are gay as shit

>>1251875
Actually, I am bi but that doesn't mean anything. I am married and only sucked a big cock in a mf threesome with my wife.
I loved it, but I haven't done it in over a year (and I am a little thirsty).

>>1246915
Dat Tom Morelle face. :O

>>1237986

Welcome to September.

>>1254891
that's not a 'guys with phones', dipshit.

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>>1249371

>>1241555
What part of "Guys with phones" on a board "for posting porn" don't you get??

> posts fully clothed average-looking guy with no phone

>>1250551
Something weird about this pic--note how the razor is cut off exactly along the line of the sink?

>>1251868
>>1253081
Where in Texas? I'd love to suck that cock. Maybe have you bend me over and fuck too

>>1254981
Zoom in a little. It goes past the sink by the tiniest amount. Not shopped.

>>1255337
Fucking take me now.

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>>1255343

>>1255347
woah

>>1255752
It is pretty nice

>>1255347
My ltitle pony
my little pony
AHHHHHHHHH
My little Pony
I used to wonder what bareback in was
My little pony
then I found a bear on tumblr and got aids
Then life opened
tons of fun
being a cum bucket
shitting for a run
And magic and magic
and stds
My little pony
your all my nest fuck friendssssss

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>>1239735
More like guyswithfries

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>>1256641

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le sigh

>>1255177
Dallas area
These pics were from two years ago. I have gained about twenty pounds since then so I am not toned anymore (have dad-bod now) but my cock hasn't changed.

>>1256759
Who is this? ;_;

>>1237378
Please anon.

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>>1259544

>>1261055

Please Fuck Me Sir

>>1262007
Woah. More?

SAUCE ON THIS LAST ONE PLEASE

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>>1264065
it is tx1stud's bf.
do you even lurk?

>>1267882
That is not a selfie

>>1268251
Moar

one of my faves is of a guy on a plane taken in the washroom mirror. huge dick, hot face. haven't seen it in a long time :(

>>1269323
ew purple dick

>>1271357

I actually... I actually would.

Strangely enough for a bottom, I have this desire to be totally owned and protected by a sexy dude who just happens to have a stubby dick so I can show him that I worship him unreservedly.

Yay for fucked up emotional issues!

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guys is there a way to access someones instagram if it's private without them adding you? pls its important

>>1271470
Don't think so

>>1271362
One day I hope to find a man who will take selfies while he's fisting me... <3

>>1256347
HAHAHAHAHA..... DUMB FAGGOT

>>1272909
everything's bigger in texas
holy shit that is a fine penis

>>1272909

Man, you're quite handsome. Would love to see more of you, if you don't mind.

>>1255337

Cute, Nice dick, tattoos are a plus. 9/10

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Another

>>1273760
>>1273761

Lucky girl. Congrats! And thanks again for the pics. Hope you'll consider taking some new ones sometime soon.

>>1273767
Probably not majorly soon, I am not that fat or anything but I have gained 30 pounds since these pics and have a small belly. I am a little self conscious. Maybe after I spend six months at the gym. Haha

>>1273799
Nice cock. Would swallow with a smile.

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>>1273808

Thanks cutie deepthroating someone with skills makes me smile from ear to ear

>>1273811
I am actually very under experienced since I have been a "straight married man" most of my adult life. However, after my wife and I had a mmf threesome with a guy who had a beautiful 9 inch cock and we took turns sucking him I realized that I had very little gag reflex. It is there but almost non-existent. Add that to my desire to have it down my throat and I would just get it wet and push it all the way down my throat. At one point in the night I laid on my back with my head hanging off the bed and had him slowly but steadily fuck my mouth while my wife sucked me. I had to stop momentarily every few minutes to catch my breath, not to mention after a minute or two by stomach and throat would start clenching. I would try to hold it back because I didn't want him to stop but it happened anyway.
So, yes. I can deepthroat and I love it. I would repeatedly swallow yours for as long as it took to have a mouthful of cum. I wouldn't let you cum down my throat because I have only swallowed once and that was with the guy I just mentioned. With you I would swallow, but I would want to taste it in my mouth first.
Damn I am hungry, lol. It has been a year since I had any cock.

>>1273811
Stop by the Dallas, TX area sometime and maybe I can sneak away and drain that big cock for you.

>>1273805

Honestly, I don't mind those thirty pounds and that small belly. You've still got that handsome face and that wonderful cock of yours, so that's all that really matters.

>>1273799

Think you could share a pic where you're smiling then? Would love to see your smile and cock in the same pic.

>>1273913
Well thank you, I appreciate it. Although honestly it's been so long since I have had any cock that I would appreciate throating the big beautiful cock of someone clean and disease free. I have been hungry for a while and I would love to feel a big cock in my throat.

>>1273917

Are you and your wife still in contact with that guy from your MMF threesome? Even if the two of you aren't, I'm sure you'd have no trouble finding another hung guy to play with.

>>1273920
I am trying to keep everything hush hush. I have mentioned in passing about wanting to try a mmf threesome again, but I think my wife is nervous.
So, I don't search very hard, risk of her catching me looking before she becomes comfortable with me sucking cock.
However, under the right circumstances if I happened to get lucky (no pun intended) and stumble across someone randomly who is ddf, clean, and hung that is looking for a bj from a hungry guy then I wouldn't pass it up.

>>1273921

Best of luck then, man. Hope you find your guy. Bet you look amazing sucking a huge cock.

>>1273924
I have no idea what I look like, lol. If it happens it will be my third time sucking cock ever.
My first time was with a gay friend of mine years ago. We were at a very small private house party and everyone was on "X" at the time. He was sitting next to me on the couch and everyone else disappeared into the bedrooms. I was rolling and asked him if he would like to suck my cock, he told me that he was waiting for me to ask. We went into the bathroom and he dropped right to his knees and started sucking. I was so turned on that after a few minutes I asked what he had and started rubbing him. He was about average sized, smaller than me but enough. I was still single at the time so after the party we went back to my house and 69 for a very long while. He came in my mouth which I spit into a towel. I didn't cum though, too nervous.
My second time sucking cock was the story I told you. He came over to play with both my wife and I, he is specifically into couples. The moment he got undressed though I felt like I was starving. His gorgeous 9 inch cock was already hard and waiting, dripping with sweet pre-cum. Along with my wife who took turns sucking both of us, I fed on his cock like a damned addict. I made myself swallow his enter cock over and over again. Not only did I love the way his warm cock and head filled up my mouth (rock hard, but soft skin at same time), I found that I loved the feeling of it all the way down my throat. I laid on my back and had him slowly fuck my mouth for a while while I grabbed his ass and pulled him into my mouth with each thrust. At one point he was just sitting on the bed legs spread and I lay on my stomach repeatedly throating him, he put a soft hand under my chin and told me to look at him with my "pretty blue eyes" while I swallowed his cock.
I don't crave sucking a cock all the time, but I have had the cravings off and on ever since that night.
That is when I get on here to drool over all the beautiful cocks, I am so hungry

>>1273929

I have a few really hung friends. Reading all that makes me wish I could introduce you to them, haha.

>>1273934
Only if they were in the Dallas, TX area. If they were I am sure my third time would end up as a blow bang as hungry as I am.

>>1273939

Sadly, they're in other parts of the country. Still, a guy can dream, no?

>>1274000
Yes we can

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1/?

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>>1274136
2/?

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>>1274137
3/?

I can post more If anyone wants more of him

>>1274138
Yes please

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>>1274157
Not a selfie but still good

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>>1274180

>>1274182
PLS POST MORE PLS PLS PLS

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Guy I know

Luca è stato qui

>>1275207
Man I love it when balls hang like that
That would be so fun to play with

>>1239735
omg sauce?? please!!

>>1277292
source*

>>1277931
Theon?!

>>1237429
the website tag makes this very unenjoyable, i hate that

>>1250990
ladybonersgw - if i remember the name, i'll post it, it's an old one

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>>1278676
NO. REEK

>>1261050
:o

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>>1279128

>>1265651
>>1265652
Sauce on this guy?

>>1274136
does he have a porn blog???

>>1248747
who is this guy

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>>1263811
More of this guy

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>>1263811

>>1254980
WTF? GTFO.

Handsome fit guy with phone and nice dick: >>1241555
10/10 would fuck.

>>1257243
>>1241555

same guy? woofy furry man. damn, i want a chance to swing on that.

>>1237253
would love to see more

>>1274325
Is here a 5 years old, may I ask?

>>1277964
moar

>>1284151
wtf its literally exactly me with worse hair

>>1237879
thats me so...

>>1285680
Post moar

>>1274325
take a sip of water for that thirst, henny

>>1285680
>>1285681
I second this, we need more quality

>>1258870
where in the dallas area?

>>1286687
Irving area

>>1271309
more from him!

>>1282822
Source please!!!

>>1273410
I would suck your dick and swallow your sweet cum!

>>1288949
Beautiful. Anymore of him?

>>1237697

he was a little ham-beasty when he was still a beach bum, to be fair

much nicer when he got work, got hitched and got toned

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>>1238012
>sardonicism

nah dere ya go using all dem big words agin, anun

>>1241555

This one would be fun to fuck in a coat closet at a club

>>1277292
randy Dixon
yw
try google searching the image next time

dear lord there are so many guys in this thread i'll never get to fuck and i'm so sad

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>>1280586
He just linked me to one he started today

gay-alienbaby.tumblr.com

>>1274430
>>1274484
who are these two beauties?

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My cock x