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>>1282179

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>>1282300

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>>1279001

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>>1279002
also, dat ass.

>>1279001
he looked better in malcolm in the middle. hal was a top tier dad

She's not even ugly, you fucking queen

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plastboy on snapchat

>Drunk as shit one night cruising grindr
>get hit up by some 50 year old guy and his partner.
>Drive there in a snowstorm because I'm just that god damn horny
>Third guy is there, 40's tall bearish dude.
>They goad me into drinking more.
>Start blowing the partner right there in the kitchen. Thick uncut cock. He's basically fucking my mouth from the get go.
>We go into the "playroom." Swing down there. Wall of toys. Projector playing streaming hardcore.
>Drunk enough that they convince to smoke crystal with them (my first time). Holy shit i'm flying and beyond horny now
>They fit me into a silky jockstrap and set me up in the swing. Spend some unknown amount of time opening up my asshole with this giant dildo they call "the captain"
>I'm blowing the uncut guy when the original guy pulls the dildo out and starts ramming me.
>All three of them spend the next 8 hours feeding me crystal and poppers while taking turns fucking my brains out.
>Party ends with the original guy and the bear taking me upstairs and pissing all over me while I blow them one more time. I'm almost completely covered in cum at this point. Drive home tweaking my brains out. glad my roommate has gone to work because I look like I just got fucked stupid for almost half a day.

I have another story with those guys if anyone is interested.

>>1300533
I did not like that story.

In the 5ish years I've been using grindr I've had maybe two decent hookups with attractive guys.

One I gave my number to and was too nervous to answer when he texted back and the other was married with two kids.

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>>1306920
2/5

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3/5

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4/5

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Canadian PM Justin Trudeau

>>1306689
God I'd follow that man to the ends of the earth

>>1306526
ah, his youthful days when he was going to gay foam parties in florida.

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Troy Ryan at Helix

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Blake Mitchell at Helix

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>>1305075
Clearly SC's Brooks needs to come back and get fucked PROPERLY. Pic related.

These gifs always make want to try being bottomed just once, but my girlfriend wouldn't be too pleased. Bump.

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>>1306537

yeah, clever dude, him

i'm STILL holding out for the dude who uses HIS stiffie as a kick-stand !

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>>1306537

this is a clever pic

too bad this ain't john cena's real boner, tho'

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>>1306537
i've heard of 'backseat' drivers, but geesh....