Ancient Mesopotamia

What color were they?

Does calling my cats Tigris and Euph make me an arse?

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Assyrians were cool

>>8902
Yeah. Call it Euphrates

>>8987
wow his penis has 5 heads! that IS amazing!

>>9295
Euphrates doesn't sound like a name, it's like calling your cat Nebuchadnezzar

>>8841
Marduk is an ass hat! Basically, all eurasian religions stem from sumeria and I hate everything about what they've created!

wheel gud

>>9557
They created us, Enki and Enlil.

>>9376
>it's like calling your cat Nebuchadnezzar
And how is that a bad thing?
It'll be the most badass cat in town.

>>9620
They're sorry ass gods who lie habitually.They didn't create the Earth or the Universe. They're soul trappers who've created a bunch of shit religions and rule through fear.

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Sum total of my Sumerian knowledge right here

>>8841
I wonder how they were able to get so much knowledge.

>>8841
They were weird

While Egypt, Anatolia, Canaan, Elam and even fugging Kush all mingled with each other and shared culture the Sumerians where just... there. They were so fiercely independent, culturally, religiously and politically, that it took them half a millenium after Egypt and most Mesopotamian cultures got their first state to get their cities together thanks to based Sargon

And when they did, half of Mesopotamia shat itself

>>11084
And after he died, they went back to being a shithouse.
Is sargon together with genghis khan the greatest conqueror who ever lived?