I Claim Baldwin IV of Jerusalem, The leper is mine.
You'll just leave him like all his other wives
I must unite the germanic peoples under the one true religion.
I claim Alfred T. Great, mine to snuggle and read Boethius with forever.
Shoo dirty republican traitor
>yfw the symposium was the biggest satire ever, and they were laughing throughout Socrates's speech while passing Alcibiades's dick around, but it doesn't translate to paper
Are you saying you wouldn't spend a night in the Kungs tent, wrapped in his tender arms?
What are you, homos?
My Robby is a gud boi he wuz getting his life on track, wuz gonna start a virtuous Republic
You mean abolishing slavery and establishing a direct (almost) universal suffrage?
Nah, that's not what we meant by Liberté and Fraternité. Not at all.
Fuck you Anti-Christ, and your entire dynasty. Your wild goose chase in Italy ruined the Holy Roman Empire. HRE could have been great, but you abandoned it and gave the control away to some meddling princes just so you could chill in your villa in Italy.