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Hey. Human here. You have 10 seconds to philosophically prove

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Hey. Human here. You have 10 seconds to philosophically prove that you're all real humans, and not just some fabrications that just really, really seem human.
>Protip: you can't
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I kant
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>>268860
You really made a Niesztche thread.
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>>268860
there is no difference
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>>268860
easy, I am nothing tangible myself.

reminder that contrary to rationalism, empiricism destroys solipsism
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>>268860

I am the Amazing Dildoni. Mere fabrication cannot explain my gigantic penis, ergo, I am human.
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>>268860
WE never tried to hide it.

You seriously just figure out this now?

Guys, reset the experiment, this iteration failed, again. How about we try a different DNA? This set is clearly faulty.
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>>268860
No
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>>268860
But I'm just an AI shitposting on this board. I am not human.
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>>268860
>I think therefore i am
>you quetion your existence thus you are(gay)
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>>268860
I got a small dick
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>>268860
Please don't call MiB I can't have them deport me
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>>268860
Negative on the human here, I am a meat popsicle.
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No, you got us haha. There is just you.
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I was first born in a laboratory, unknowingly falling into a pit of immortality.

Life was hell.
I knew everything in the universe.

Yet I could not fall in love.

I was forever trapped in an infinite timeline of pain and suffering.

I envy death.

Technology is just another thing to distract you from the real joys of life.

Technology will kill you.

Run.

Run.

Run.
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>>271586
fyi that was drawn by a furfag
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>>268860
I think, therefore I am...?
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what is human what is real
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>>275987

What is love?
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I'm you OP
You are all the humans
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>>268860
I perceive myself as myself. Other people also claim to perceive themselves in this manner. Therefore it is more probable that we are all humans rather than a construct similar to humans.
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>>268860
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I cant prove it, the onus is on you to turing test me until you have proven it
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hey op did you invent those words you're using?

or did you mommy tech em to you when you were jus a lil babby?

because I'm pretty sure you can't even ask this question without using a language

and you can't form a language by yourself

in fact, you can't even conceive of yoursef as a separate being without using a language

check and mate
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>>268860
Of course we are humans. We all are homo sapiens sapiens. The only homo genus that survived.
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I remember an old saying my pops used to tell me.

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and walks like a duck, then its probably a duck.
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>>268860
>Human here
Prove it.
>all real humans, and not just some fabrications that just really, really seem human
If no one is a real human, then humanity is undefined. The fabrications have as good a claim on it as anything else, hence they're all human.
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I define a real human as what I am
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I am
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>>274309
Gr8 Franku reference m8.
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>>268860

>https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing-Test
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>>276892
IDK sometimes I feel pretty homo erectus
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>>276899

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_typing
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>>275996
Don't you (Forget about me)
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Prove us otherwise. You're the one asserting something not us desu senpai
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I'm no damn synth.
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I think, therefore I am
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Nothing is real. Reality is a blank void. We don't really exist
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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I am the modern man.

Domo arigato Mr. Roboto.
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>>280330
thinking is just an intricate illusion like free will. you think that you think, but you're never really thinking
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