Leave Serbia to me.
>>2989791
>AHHH HELP ME GERMANY
>>2989811
That awkward moment when you're fighting a 20th century war but it still takes over a day to get soldiers from Vienna to the Serbian front.
>>2989827
Excuse me, half a day.
Post some bizarre examples of people or armies fighting on all warring sides.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Husein_Miljkovi%C4%87
>be some random Muslim guy in Bosnia
>the German war machine steamrolls Yugoslavia
>form a small band of armed Muslim peasants to protect a few buttfuck-nowhere villages
>decide to join communist partisans
>"oh fuck this was a bad idea"
>defect to Croatian Ustashe who collaborate with Germans
>"oh fuck this was a bad idea"
>defect back to partisans
>"oh fuck this was a bad idea"
>defect back to Ustashe
>"they're losing a war anyway, let's go back to partisans"
>finally get killed by your own men under suspicious circumstances
What a madman
>>2989722
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackie_Arkl%C3%B6v
>Be Swedish Mulatto
>become neo-Nazi
>get obsessed with the Ustashe
>try to join the French foreign legion during the Yugoslav wars
>France isn't doing anything in the Balkans yet
>fly to Croatia on your own
>join some weird Neo-Ustashe group
>commit war crimes
>get nicknamed "The Black Nazi"
>war ends
>end up in Bosnian prison
>Sweden and Bosnia trade prisoners
>gets acquitted in Sweden because, well it's Sweden
>join Nazi gang
>rob banks
>go back to prison
>>2990870
You forgot the part where he sterilized himself so he wouldn't pass on his mullato genes top kek
I wonder how many based black Trump supporters will help Europeans in the eventual reconquista
>>2990925
>You forgot the part where he sterilized himself so he wouldn't pass on his mullato genes
lol I didn't know that part
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1okimfr1d74
British are traitorous scum
>But muh Bomburr Harris!
Soviets are Nai-stompers
>But muh Nicky II!
The French are pussies
>But muh Nappy!
Turks are roaches
>But muh Ottuman Mpire eat shit slavs!
Jesus, /his/ you're full of shit, lads
Hypocritical as fuck
>>2989603
So are you going somewhere with this, or are you just going to spout memes we've all heard before?
>>2989603
It's almost like /his/ has more than one poster and thus multiple interpretations of history...
Was it Asperger's syndrome?
>>2989579
He wanted to REFORM The Church
>>2989954
And proceeded to create the worst religious dissident group ever, protestants.
>>2989579
Not really
he wanted greedy corrupt bishops to fuck off about their heavem paper
also reform the religion
Initial forces to besiege Tenochtitlan
Tlacopan - Pedro de Alvarado
30 horses, 18 crossbowmen and gunsmiths, 150 pawns of sword and round, 25,000 Tlaxcalans.
Iztapalapa - Gonzalo de Sandoval
24 horses, 4 gunsmiths, 13 crossbowmen, 150 pawns of sword and round, 30,000 allies of Huejotzingo, Cholula and Chalco.
Why is the idea that a few hundred spanish conruered the new world even tought in school? when preatty much the army was indigenous.
>>2989565
It's all about making white people guilty.
>>2989565
>Why is the idea that a few hundred spanish conruered the new world even tought in school?
The few hundred Spanish were the ones who got everything together, made the big decisions etc. Yes, the natives were already there, but all it took was a few hundred spanish added to a situation where they were statistically irrelevant to change the future of the whole region.
Well like >>2989672 says they were the ones who got the ball rolling and at the end of the war they came out as new rulers rather than their allies.
In a military perspective the Spanish were dis proportionally effective but I am not sure if they would have stood a chance without native support.
Why did Hindus, Muslims and Sikhs suddenly start slaughtering each other after centuries of peaceful coexistence?
something something eternal anglo something something
Damn... it's almost like 99% of them were un-educated peasants who were frustrated about being forced to move from their ancestral homelands and took out their anger the only way they knew how...
>>2989428
>centuries of peaceful coexistence
What the FUCK are you babbling about? read a book on Indian History you total assclown.
Why are people so butthurt about it?
The Greek Empire was a political non-entity, full of intrigues, backstabbing and civil war.
It wasn't able to provide stability and safety for its citizens.
At least under Ottoman rule, people could live in peace, no matter their religion.
It sure was peaceful of them when some Turks marched onto my farm and took my son away at the point of a blade and forced him to convert to their heathen religion so he could fight in their slave army. Thanks Mehmet.
>>2989429
Your son would get a chance at having a career and serving the state.
Thats more social mobility than you could find anywhere else.
>>2989429
>waah conscription is unfair
Why don't they just merge together into one country? Troughout all history it has worked wonders for them
>>2989350
Because of Walloon autism. They broke up the union in 1830.
Fuck pr*ds tbqh
>>2989350
Yeah it really worked out well last time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Revolution
ITT: we discuss the greatest empire in history
>>2989345
dude, he aint coming back
so what exact bit of Rome do you want to talk about?
>>2989345
How did the images of satyres and god Pan become mainstream depictions of devil up to this day?
>>2989232
Interesting question.
Might be an idea to go and ask it on /r/askhistorians
>>2989236
I don't want to ask reddit, i'm asking it here.
>>2989518
Look where it got you, you dumb fuck.
Does anyone still have the chart /his/ made a while ago that was suffering vs how much they deserved it?
pic related.
>>2988955
I haven't. Someone also said that they would send the template to other boards.
>>2988990
Someone said he made a thread about it on /pol/ but I don't think he ever reported back.
>>2988990
I know /co/ made one
greetings, noble ones
>>2988947
GROOM YOUR HAIR, OR CUT IT.
>>2988947
I don't care how cringy/LARPy he is, I love Metatron.
>>2988947
I love this guy. Can be a bit cringy but still cool.
Why do some people look at the past through rose colored glasses? Pic unrelated
>>2988447
as far as the west goes, a fair bit of it has to do with cultural stagnation and self-flagellation, and bit of it is due to escapism arising as a response to the former mention
>>2988454
>cultural stagnation
Lol
>>2988447
This thread was just an excuse to post that picture, wasn't it?
Shit, those Soviets got some things right
https://youtu.be/2GvDyJobHTM
Was USSR as bad as people make it seem post-Stalin?
>>2988403
It was worse. During Stalin it was incredible. There's a reason Stalin remains the most popular historical figure in the former Soviet Union.
>>2988425
>There's a reason Stalin remains the most popular historical figure in the former Soviet Union.
Because people are stupid?
>US "Civil War"
>it's actually a failed nationalist revolution
>>2988273
>tfw a literal aristocracy of dixie krauts tried to literally seize the means of production
Also known as slavery.
>>2988273
why didn't Frederick's brother became king of America
>>2988273
Since when was a revolution not a civil war when it involves armies?
The US war of Independence was also a civil war